Most of us don't really take the time to pay careful attention to the product instructions we receive when purchasing an item - however, you should. If not for the instructions themselves, at least for the hidden easter eggs.

Bored Panda has created a list of the funniest instructions and tags you'll be glad you bothered to read. Some of them are so obvious and stupid they'll make you question where humanity is going. Others are so unexpectedly smart and witty, they will surprise you with their originality. One thing is for sure, most of them will put a smile on your face.

#1

The Only Reason We Read These Anymore

The Only Reason We Read These Anymore

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
3 years ago

Excelent :)

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#2

This Top-gear T-shirt Label

This Top-gear T-shirt Label

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

That's the spirit of TopGear....

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#3

The Instructions For My New Dog Shampoo

The Instructions For My New Dog Shampoo

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Steffen Beth
Community Member
3 years ago

This is f****** brilliant....

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#4

Clothing Label

Clothing Label

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

Well, putting dirty laundry in the machine is nothing I would call a load...

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#5

This Is The Better Kind Of Clothing Label

This Is The Better Kind Of Clothing Label

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
3 years ago

And it comes with the drawing :)

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#6

This Hoodie's Tag Has Life Instructions

This Hoodie's Tag Has Life Instructions

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

Unicorn feathers.... that's great

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#7

Best Lotion Instructions Ever?

Best Lotion Instructions Ever?

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
3 years ago

haha, the french instructions are exactly the same :)

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#8

My Friend Was Putting Together Her Furniture And This Was In The Instructions

My Friend Was Putting Together Her Furniture And This Was In The Instructions

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KK
Community Member
3 years ago

"Optional, but recommended"

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#9

I Hate Shirts With Complicated Wash Instructions.

I Hate Shirts With Complicated Wash Instructions.

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Alex K
Community Member
3 years ago

that's puma.

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#10

Hand Towel Dispenser Instructions.

Hand Towel Dispenser Instructions.

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boredhuman
Community Member
3 years ago

am i the only one who tear is from left to right instead of just pull it?

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#11

Instructions For My New Undies, Just In Case...

Instructions For My New Undies, Just In Case...

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

My life makes sense now.

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#12

These Chopstick Instructions.

These Chopstick Instructions.

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
3 years ago

There's nothing else to say ^^

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#13

Bought This Shirt Today And Looked At The Tag...

Bought This Shirt Today And Looked At The Tag...

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
3 years ago

So how am I supposed to wash it? ^^

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#14

Really Helpful Instructions On This Shirt

Really Helpful Instructions On This Shirt

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Wombat34
Community Member
3 years ago

Lol

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#15

Accurate Soup Instructions

Accurate Soup Instructions

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Kilo Bean
Community Member
3 years ago

Haha!

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#16

These Are The Instructions On My Body Wash

These Are The Instructions On My Body Wash

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Rhân
Community Member
3 years ago

Uh its also no virgin ;)

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#17

Directions On My New Shampoo Bottle:

Directions On My New Shampoo Bottle:

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Barbara Szabó
Community Member
3 years ago

Products know my mind O.o Now I am afraid of shampoocalypse

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#18

Do Not Feed After Midnight

Do Not Feed After Midnight

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Barbara Baxendale
Community Member
3 years ago

Fairies !!

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#19

What Are The Most Confusing Product Instructions You've Ever Seen?

What Are The Most Confusing Product Instructions You've Ever Seen?

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

I guess it is safe to take them all at once...you will die anyway given these instructions.

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#20

Interesting Clothing Tag

Interesting Clothing Tag

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MysticalMan
Community Member
3 years ago

Public service announcement.

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#21

The Instructions For This Furniture Tell Me To Grab A Beer.

The Instructions For This Furniture Tell Me To Grab A Beer.

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Blind Oracle
Community Member
3 years ago

I've never thought of drinking while assembling, but it may not be such a bad idea

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#22

Directions: Men Don't Need Directions.

Directions: Men Don't Need Directions.

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Jessica Stohr
Community Member
3 years ago

They know their target audience!

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#23

I Was Checking My Wife's New Mug For Dishwasher Instructions When I Found A Handy Tip From The Manufacturer.

I Was Checking My Wife's New Mug For Dishwasher Instructions When I Found A Handy Tip From The Manufacturer.

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Owiella Freddie
Community Member
3 years ago

The presence of a witty quote would make a great present for your head.

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#24

Never Noticed This On The Back Of The Cards Against Humanity Instructions.

Never Noticed This On The Back Of The Cards Against Humanity Instructions.

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

the right man at the right place

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#25

But It Looks So Delicious

But It Looks So Delicious

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

And some people are afraid of fish bones...amateurs!

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#26

Instructions Unclear...

Instructions Unclear...

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Biologist rejoice. Aren't we all deuterostomes?

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#27

This Junk Mail Came With Instructions

This Junk Mail Came With Instructions

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Valentina
Community Member
3 years ago

you've got mail from the fashion police

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#28

A Friend Of Mine Read The Warning Label On His Pants Today

A Friend Of Mine Read The Warning Label On His Pants Today

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
3 years ago

Men are not proud to say but...it happens! :)

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#29

Just Noticed The Instructions On My Shorts.

Just Noticed The Instructions On My Shorts.

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

You can't tell me what to do!

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#30

I Would Have If You Didn't Warn Me

I Would Have If You Didn't Warn Me

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
3 years ago

Hahahah, the french sentence has no meaning at all!!! ^^ olala! :D

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#31

1962 Honda Riding Instructions

1962 Honda Riding Instructions

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Cat on a bike
Community Member
3 years ago

skid demon :)))

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#32

Instructions Clear

Instructions Clear

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

who's Mike?

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#33

Smoke Grenade Instructions..

Smoke Grenade Instructions..

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Wow...is it legal anywhere to sell smoke grenades for non-combat purposes?

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#34

The Heating Instructions For This Cookie Made Me Chuckle

The Heating Instructions For This Cookie Made Me Chuckle

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Meowton Mewsk
Community Member
3 years ago

Instructions for stoners.

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#35

Or Give It To Your Mother

Or Give It To Your Mother

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Anna Nilofer
Community Member
3 years ago

Batman is gonna hate this !

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#36

How Many Vaginas Do They Think I Have?

How Many Vaginas Do They Think I Have?

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Seriously, I do not want to learn.

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#37

A Page In My Ikea Instruction Manual Told Me To Throw Out One Of The Parts

A Page In My Ikea Instruction Manual Told Me To Throw Out One Of The Parts

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
3 years ago

really???? I don't get those ikea designers... ^^

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#38

Honest Medication Instructions

Honest Medication Instructions

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
3 years ago

That makes sense! :)

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#39

Go See A Doctor

Go See A Doctor

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MysticalMan
Community Member
3 years ago

And for a good time call 202...

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#40

Warning

Warning

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Rhân
Community Member
3 years ago

If you're drunk AND pregnant, it doesn't matter if you install it too, because.. hu, you're pregnant AND drunk.. such a careful ((maybe not)becoming) mother

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#41

Man For Toaster Instructions That's Pretty Specific

Man For Toaster Instructions That's Pretty Specific

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boredhuman
Community Member
3 years ago

download-5...702ad8.jpg download-593917b702ad8.jpg

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#42

Instructions

Instructions

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Amanda
Community Member
3 years ago

"Do not diet" well you don't have to tell me twice!

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#43

Instructions On This Card Are Recursive

Instructions On This Card Are Recursive

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boredhuman
Community Member
3 years ago

cardception

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#44

Instructions Not Clear

Instructions Not Clear

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
3 years ago

wait...what?? ^^

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#45

Instructions In The Bathroom Of The Miniture Golf Course I Just Played.

Instructions In The Bathroom Of The Miniture Golf Course I Just Played.

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boredhuman
Community Member
3 years ago

im seriously dizzy reading this.

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#46

On The Instructions Of My Hairdryer...

On The Instructions Of My Hairdryer...

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Sunzilla
Community Member
3 years ago

The bit about spray products outdoors is weirder...

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#47

This Caught My Attention When Reading The Tag For My Baby's Swim Diaper.

This Caught My Attention When Reading The Tag For My Baby's Swim Diaper.

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

I am afraid that there have been people who put the "filled" thing right as it was into the washing machine with piles of other clothes.

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#48

Personal Care Instructions

Personal Care Instructions

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Valentina
Community Member
3 years ago

Thank you Ô woolly item Guru ...

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#49

Instructions To Attach A Space Shuttle To The 747 Carrier Aircraft. You Have To Love Nasa's Sense Of Humor.

Instructions To Attach A Space Shuttle To The 747 Carrier Aircraft. You Have To Love Nasa's Sense Of Humor.

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

I would like to add: "Allow at most 0,5 mm of tolerance despite no gravity."

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#50

Ipod Shuffle

Ipod Shuffle

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boredhuman
Community Member
3 years ago

they actually taste like chicken

NellyWish
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm pretty sure my brother can assure you that is wrong. (;

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

taste like apple

Gracelynn Noelle
Community Member
3 years ago

Aww but that was what I was doing Sunday!

danila karpenko
Community Member
3 years ago

Dang it! There goes my saturday...

LizzyM
Community Member
3 years ago

Well to be honest it is a bit weird that you just can't eat an Apple these days...

Kaitlyn Linde
Community Member
3 years ago

This is why we can't have nice things.

Meowoui
Community Member
3 years ago

That is what they all say when they can't decide on what it taste like

sans.
Community Member
3 years ago

duuuuude omg tbt when I had this exact same shuffle damn

Steven Rundle
Community Member
3 years ago

Don't tell me how to live my life, Apple.

Valentina Lattante
Community Member
3 years ago

are other iPod edible?

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#51

The Instructions For My New Bike Lamp Seem To Be Threatening Me...

The Instructions For My New Bike Lamp Seem To Be Threatening Me...

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

This device looks like a star trek phaser...

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#52

For External Use Only

For External Use Only

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boredhuman
Community Member
3 years ago

useless warning. people who try to contact it with their brain, doens't have a brain...

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#53

Instructions Level: Military

Instructions Level: Military

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Amanda
Community Member
3 years ago

Super specific

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#54

Instructions Unclear

Instructions Unclear

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Adogcalledkitty
Community Member
3 years ago

It's incorrect if there's a circle around your head

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#55

A Tag On One Of The Shirts I Got For Christmas.

A Tag On One Of The Shirts I Got For Christmas.

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Evie Heaven
Community Member
3 years ago

Hey, it should be on the pants...

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#56

Instructions On A Salad Dressing Dispenser Found In A Charity Shop. I Have No Idea.

Instructions On A Salad Dressing Dispenser Found In A Charity Shop. I Have No Idea.

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Clare McDuff
Community Member
3 years ago

This project brought to you by Yoda and Trump.

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#57

Thank God For Instructions

Thank God For Instructions

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Happy Ghost
Community Member
3 years ago

:D

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#58

Instructions Unclear. Literally.

Instructions Unclear. Literally.

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

The safety rating resembles the flag of Germany, which is particularly suspicious.

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#59

Who's The Idiot That Made This Warning Label Necessary?

Who's The Idiot That Made This Warning Label Necessary?

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Cat on a bike
Community Member
3 years ago

probably someone who wanted to curl his/her eyelashes...

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#60

Behave Like An Animal

Behave Like An Animal

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Evie Heaven
Community Member
3 years ago

Why around, not inside out?

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#61

Puma Instructions

Puma Instructions

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Meowoui
Community Member
3 years ago

Ok, thanks

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#62

When The Instructions Give You Sass...

When The Instructions Give You Sass...

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PandaPow
Community Member
3 years ago

PROTIP

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#63

Do Not

Do Not

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Ladam
Community Member
3 years ago

You're not the boss of me!!

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#64

Funny Instructions

Funny Instructions

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Gwinevere von Ludwig
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh, Duane Reade. So NYC.

#65

Please Read Instructions Carefully

Please Read Instructions Carefully

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Izzy's Maid
Community Member
3 years ago

I think that is their way of forcing you to use a licensed bicycle dealer.

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