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Do you pick up the phone and call your grandmother without a second thought? Do you clean your room without waiting for it to first turn into an inhabitable toxic wasteland? Do you write all of your essays with plenty of time to spare? Then it sounds like Marvel might have found a new superhero, because very few people have the strength to resist the persuasive powers of procrastination.

As you can see from this hilarious list of posts compiled by Bored Panda, procrastination is, for most of us mere mortals, an unfortunate yet inevitable part of our existence. Still, although it doesn't help us to get anything done, it does at least give us something to laugh about. Are you a master procrastinator? Then let us know in the comments below...whenever you find the time that is...

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Cat Meow
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*watches Netflix on another screen* No, I'm not stressing out about that paper due Monday. Not at all /sarcasm

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CatShatBrix
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would do that too, I have slight OCD, but I'm often too lazy so it's conflicting

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I learned this lesson a long time ago, and if you are hooked on adrenaline it also satisfies your addiction. Once you know how long it takes to complete a job, its possible to wait until the last minute before going into overdrive in order to complete it. The thrill you receive from the rush to finish, and completing it on time, justifies your next procrastination. ;D

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CatShatBrix
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes I wait another hour anyway (e.g. 5:50 pm, procrastinates till 7)

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Cat Meow
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The time between 10am and 16pm goes by so fast if you have to do something for class or study. Just noticed it yesterday (again)

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Angelicat
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You may not have a harmonica, but you've got the "pre-test YouTube spiral" blues.

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Cat Meow
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have NO idea how happy it made me to hear the exact same words 2 weeks ago. And it's even more reassuring knowing the class's best student isn't close to be finished yet either

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MrGosslet
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well couldn't of been such a bad thing considering you are writing about it now :D

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ImAmazingAndUsedToBeNotOnfire
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg that reminds me when I was born my mum's water broke but instead of going to the hospital she first went bought and ate some fish and chips at the park, changed her outfit and then finally went to the hospital.

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Tammy Owen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mum's water broke with me waiting to come out, but i was in the middle of the night, so she waited until he woke up in the morning to tell him. Whatever you're trying to judge me about, that would be the reason.

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Lynne Darroch
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The nurses let me stay in my regular room to watch the Friends finale (in 2004) before moving me to the birthing room. They could have let me binge-watch the entire series again based on the actual time it took my daughter to be born after that, but it's the thought that counts.

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Anna Sheridan
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's actually really dangerous to wait around when you are in labour!

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Ariel
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad delayed taking my mum to hospital so I was born on the way there.

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Cynthia Andrews
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did the same with my daughter. I stopped at In-N-Out in my way to be induced. That double double was a great idea ... 56 hours of labor until I saw my daughter lol

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Anita Wolf
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah, but you have been a nice baby. I tricked my parents to the hospital in the afternoon, just to be examined and sent back home with the words:" This Baby being born today, would be a miracle!" Obviously that Doctor didn't have a clue about miracles. 6 hours later, not even the emergency doctor had a chance to be there for the birth! They called him when the water broke. I already had emptied my mothers breasts when the guy arrived! ... But it should have been the last time in my life, I was in such a hurry ;-)

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Cat Meow
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then it's full of regrets and Future Me swearing at Present Me (or as it is now: Present Me swearing at Past Me)

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Cat Meow
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, my will is in the Upside down? I suppose, it's more important to hide form the Demogorgon instead of studying/doing the paper. I get it.

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Angelicat
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly, it started to creep me out after a bit because the emails were always phrased, "Keep the owl happy, angelicat" .

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Cat Meow
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

10? How about a 24 hour break that includes Netflix, naps and a full nights worth of sleep

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Cat Meow
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your home never looks as squeaky clean as when it's time for finals

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PyroarRanger
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like me. Oh wait... I need to get HW done. Eh I'll do it later, too busy looking at Bored Panda

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Angelicat
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Productive procrastination. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=productive%20procrastination

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Mikleo
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If only the day had more hours, then there would be more time to procrastinate.

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Cat Meow
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know, it doesn't make it easier that half of the things you're required to to need access to a computer and occasionally access to the internet. THIS IS JUST A HUGE TEST. And I fail it way too often

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Tessa
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I procrastinate because im a perfectionist and i cant do it perfect so i become lazy...or something like that

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bingo! Ain't that the Gospel. But remember, if there was no internet, it'd be something else.

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Cat Meow
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It hits even more when you start thinking you enjoy cleaning your entire home down to the tiniest corners.

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Arianna Gandolfi
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, just replace the "C" with a "G" and the doG will be fine as much

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