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While baristas at Starbucks get a bad rep for misspelling people’s names—seemingly quite deliberately—it would be quite unfair to say that they are at fault here.

Some have unique names, others have common names that are spelled differently, and there are also communication barriers, like outside noise that make you mishear things.

Whatever the case, many of us have had our names butchered at some point in our lives, and in some of these cases it turned out hilarious.

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People on the Twitterscape have been sharing stories of how their names were misspelled, misheard, or flat-out ridiculed, whether accidentally or not, and the answers are sure to make you crack up, so keep on scrolling to see a curated list of some of the best stories found. Oh, and don’t forget to vote and comment!

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So, Twitter user Summer Ray (not to be confused with model Sommer Ray) asked the good people of Twitter to share stories of the grief that people’s names have given them.

She also shared a story about her own name, Sarah, saying that one might think it’s a safe enough name, but on more occasions than she can count she’s sent emails with a sign-off that had her name mischievously corrected to “Satan.”

And you bet people delivered their best responses!

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Growing a butt is a challenge in many countries😆😆

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Bina Cobbler
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My first name is Bettina and I hate it for similar reasons. When I ordered pizza in the US, the guy at the register write 'Butt-Tina' on the carton.

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A Head
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I had a classmate in high school named Dickie Butts. I think he eventually requested to be called Richard.

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glowworm2
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It could be worse, the father's last name could have been Head.

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Kaylen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Read this while half asleep and was like: ah yes, butt head. Also sorry if this is in here twice my phone’s being weird.

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Stille20
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a friend with that last name... naming their first child involved polling their least mature friends. XD

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to prank call a guy in the phone book named "Richard Payne". When he answered, I would ask for him. When he said, This is Richard" I would yell, "Your name is D*ck Pain!" and laugh like crazy and hang up. Did it for years. fast forward 15 years, my first job out of grad school, guess who sits in the cubicle next to me? He was a super cool guy too. I felt bad about it and never told him.

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Billy The Kid
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel sorry for the dad. Why would his parents call him Richard?

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Bina Cobbler
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they weren't from an English speaking country. There are a lot of Butts living in Germany and Richard is also a first name in German (though pronounced differently and seldom shortened to D**k.)

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Steve Wilson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to have an insurance man named D**k Small. In the phone book it was Small D**k. He started going by ‘Richard’ shortly thereafter.

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noralin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I still don't understand how you get D**k from Richard. The name Richard starts with an r so how can d**k be a short version of the name?

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Sharon Frank
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Used to have a client named Richard Lick. Asked me to call him D**k. I just couldn't.

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Steve Wilson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Texas the HEB supermarket chain used to be called Henry E. Butt.

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Vetus Vespertilio
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Long ago I rented a flat from a couple named C**k. They genuinely couldn’t understand why their sons changed their names to Cook as soon as they could legally do it.

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Chewie Baron
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Two of my teachers got married to each other when I was in high school. Miss Lovesett and Mr Standing. They became Mr &Mrs Lovesett-Standing. I kid you not!

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Uber Mensch
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Worked with a guy whose last name was Peters. First was Harold, shortened to Harry.

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Sel Bonda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But, growing Butt seems to be the "in thing" now in the States! He has the "hard"ness too! ;-)

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Robert T
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I fear he would have been the Butt of many a joke. Could be worse though, his dad could have bean Mr Head!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My stepfather was born a Butts. Changed his last name to his middle name. My maiden name was Whipp. :) So if he had kept his name when he married my mom, it would have been the Whipp-Butts wedding. And for the trifecta of weird, yep, my dad's name is Richard...goes by D**k. D**k Whipp. (had to explain that one to my mom)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I take it D**k Butt's parents didn't like him too much. lmao

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Mary Ross
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Texas, there's a big chain of grocery stores called H.E.B. The founder's name was Harold Edward Butt. You can see why he used initials....

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Memere
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Many, many years ago I dated a guy whose last name was Butts, so I totally get this one!

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John Kamau
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahahahahahhaahahahahaha Why am I laughing... hehehehehe

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Gregg Bender
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My parents went out of their way to try to name us in a way that would be hard to tease with. Unfortunately, our surname wasn't cooperative. "Fender Bender, Gender Bender, Pretzel Bender..." Then came Futurama. "You can all kiss my shiny metal a--!"

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Lola
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I laughed more than I should’ve on this one. Sorry.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is a comedian named Brett Butt. He's had some modest success.

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Mari
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know also a kid with the name Butt, the family is from India.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a lot of Cracks in my family - including Phyllis Crack. Imagine if D**k Butt's daughter married Phyllis Crack's son?!?!!!! I also know a D**k. Joanne D**k. And a Candy Kane, William Winkle and a Dr Doctor and Dr Nurse.

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Now, you would expect more out-of-the-ordinary names to be picked on. And there certainly were cases like this in Summer Ray’s thread: names like Fuchsia and Audhan were definitely out there to be ridiculed, whether deliberately or not.

But there were also regular names, like Sarah and Ross, that were quite a head-scratch as to how anyone can butcher them. Well, turns out, Stan and Rock are a thing—spellcheck and phones primarily being the culprit here.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just sign as Ross and Rachel and it will be easier for them to remember

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe she lied that English was not her first language(as we saw in other post) because you heard her using that nickname for you😅😅

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

everyone in the comments are saying queer means Gay but it generally means any of the LGBTQ+ community or if you are not sure what you are

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While the tweet received quite modest popularity, gaining just a tad bit over 2,800 likes, it still got a fair amount of responses, nearing 1,400 quoted tweets.

You can check out more responses by following this link to the original tweet, but before you go, continue scrolling and let us know if someone has butchered your name to lengths even you haven’t expected in the comment section below!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before sending that parcel I would have to query that in case of offending someone

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bruh my siblings name are not alike at all and our parents still mess us up XD

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel the pain! I've watched my name being tortured too many times.... vikki, Vickie,viki 🙄🙄🙄

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Chill man we also like our name but we don't write it that often😅😅

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