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It can be pretty tempting to jump to lying after, for example, texting your crush goes horribly wrong. "Omg, my friend stole my phone and sent you that message as a joke, that totally wasn't me. I would never say that, lol."

But there's only so much bending a narrative can take. Overdo it, and you're exposed. Plus, people aren't as gullible as we might think.

And I have the perfect subreddit to back up these claims. It's called r/OopsDidntMeanTo and the pictures its members share expose all kinds of "accidents."

From bringing a Labrador to a meeting with a dog-phobic person to buying a Range Rover, here are some of the most ridiculous ones. If these situations won't prove to you that it's better to just accept your embarrassment than run away from it, nothing will.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wouldn't have made it through Putin and The Orange if she were...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve started man spreading at work recently and I can tell you, people think it’s weird when a lady does it 😂

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

100% infallible proof that Russia and China are just doing this for sh*ts and giggles.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of her assistants should've stepped in and called her away for some "important business".

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why did you bring a dog when you know she's doggo-phobic? Somebody has a hidden agenda and it's not the dog.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Although I have no time for her I have to admit she does look very uncomfortable and he does have a slight smirk (sarcastic smile) on his face.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Classless absolutely classless. I hope the next time he has a meeting he is surrounded by bed wetting liberals, that will be a good payback

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

maybe the sight of a loving, friendly labrador could get her over her fear.

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Haha I have a huge dog @145 lbs. I forget people think labs are big. I laughed bc my first thought was... Labs are big and scary?? I mean I don't like Putin but.... This was kind of a boss move. "Friendly unobtrusive breed"... Knows her fears.... Moves on it without causing international scandal. He still sucks though in general, no mistake.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

he is boss, he woke up today and said imma f**k with people

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Its a lab and it's his dog. They are about as unintimidating as they get. He could have brought his Akita

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Well someone needed to show her that her fear is irrational.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People are attacked all the time by dogs, some even killed. It’s not totally irrational, especially when you’re with someone you know is specifically using his dogs to intimidate you. https://www.google.ca/amp/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/boy-10-killed-in-dog-attack-near-caerphilly-is-named-by-police-12464475

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Bella DePaulo, Ph.D., a psychologist at the University of Virginia, said that lying is simply a condition of life. In her research she found that both men and women lie in approximately a fifth of their social exchanges lasting 10 or more minutes. And over the course of a week, we deceive about 30 percent of people we have one on one interactions with.

There are, however, some differences between the sexes. Women are more likely to tell altruistic lies to avoid hurting other people’s feelings, and men are more likely to lie about themselves. De Paulo discovered that men lie more often to impress. Consider this: a typical conversation between two guys contains about eight times as many self-oriented lies as it does lies about others.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if that dumbass spray tanned his c**k

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh I hate when that happens *hair flip*. I tried to dye my hair darker because it was a bit straw-like, and it turned to gold. Poor me. Married to the king, feeling cute, might lose baby to an imp guy later, idk 💋 Kisses!

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Of course, not all lies are harmful. In fact, sometimes lying is the best approach for protecting privacy and ourselves and others from malice. Some deception, such as boasting and lies in the name of tact and politeness, for example, can also be classified as less than serious.

But bald-faced lies (whether they involve leaving out the truth or putting in something false), are harmful, as they corrode trust and intimacy—the glue of society. No wonder these people got shamed for it!

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Just Over 4 Years On And This Still Makes Me Laugh

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"oops I dropped my phone lets get in a super cute pose just in case my phone takes a photo!"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"dropped my phone" 97 times to get this accidentally epic photo!

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Not Like It Was A Photo Shoot Or Anything

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did he also accidentally start playing the Circle of Life song from The Lion King at the same time?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, sure, because every woman sits like that! Because thats SO comfortable!

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“I Didn’t Mean To Imply Mexico Would Actually Pay For It”- Trump, Probably

“I Didn’t Mean To Imply Mexico Would Actually Pay For It”- Trump, Probably

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

didn't he even try to deny even saying it? or was that the cheque thing , when he said it might be a check or something ? i can never keep up he said and still does say so much crazy , still got more votes and thats the scary bit

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Oops It Was My Toddler!

Oops It Was My Toddler!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Accidental activism again... but to be fair, it was Casual Cape Friday!

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Youtube "Accidentally" Gives Mass Notifications About A Logan Paul Video To People That Aren't Subscribed To Him

Youtube "Accidentally" Gives Mass Notifications About A Logan Paul Video To People That Aren't Subscribed To Him

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Youtube's version of the "accidental d*ck pic"... "Sorry, that was by mistake, but are you into it?"

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How Do You Accidentally Buy A Car

How Do You Accidentally Buy A Car

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Claiming to accidentally buy a car isn't the flex you think it is - especially with that "mom won't let me keep it" follow-up.

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The Farthest Stretch I've Ever Seen

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure the phone fell on his eye to unlock it with the eye recognition took its part too in this

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Silly Kids. Always Adding People On Facebook

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I Was Hacked, Not That I'm Unpopular

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Nothing comes out until I'm ready." I sure hope she's keeping that promise.

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Accidentally Smiled At The Neighbor’s Dog While Snapping Selfies...here Ya Go

Accidentally Smiled At The Neighbor’s Dog While Snapping Selfies...here Ya Go

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I Also Hate When My “Friends” Are Idiots

I Also Hate When My “Friends” Are Idiots

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get that she's probably fed up with getting creepers hitting on her, but she could just own that outburst.

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Omg Guys Don’t Look!

Omg Guys Don’t Look!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, don't go look at it. I'm going to take it down first thing tomorrow, or immediately next Sunday.

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Never Seen That Mirror There Before...

Never Seen That Mirror There Before...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"i've been living here for the past year, that mirror just appeared yesterday, I swear!"

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It’s Okay Guys, His Finger Just Slipped

It’s Okay Guys, His Finger Just Slipped

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Classic justification - my cat downloaded it (after he's been dragging the LGBQ community for years.) "Porn popped up.. so many times - again and again - then bookmarked itself."

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Totally An Accident!

Totally An Accident!

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Whoops, She Really Thought That Angle Would Get Her Face.

Whoops, She Really Thought That Angle Would Get Her Face.

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Accidentally Have Sex Eh?

Accidentally Have Sex Eh?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There seems to be an inconceivably huge amount of 'accidental' mechanics involved in this theory.

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Some Ladies Got The Curse

Some Ladies Got The Curse

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not 'cursed' it's 'infidelity' and it's a choice. Do better. Be better.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I'm a pathetic loser who's trying to buy a girlfriend"... why don't you just go to a brothel, ya sad incel?

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Haha That Was So Random

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"just happened to be out while messing with my camera and hitting the 5-part sharing sequence" isn't a good defense or a good visual.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Abuse them, find out she's attractive, try to walk your a$$holiness back. What a d*ck move.

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My 12 Year Old Brothers “Girlfriend” Wants To Talk To Him, He Doesn’t Want To Talk To Her And Asks Me To Pretend He’s Asleep (He Told Me To Send The Photo)

My 12 Year Old Brothers “Girlfriend” Wants To Talk To Him, He Doesn’t Want To Talk To Her And Asks Me To Pretend He’s Asleep (He Told Me To Send The Photo)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Banana for scale. That could be her name, I'm sticking with that 🤷‍♀️

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Oops Didn't Mean To Buy A 6k$ PC

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It Was Over A Month Since We Talked And I Had Previously Already Turned Her Down

It Was Over A Month Since We Talked And I Had Previously Already Turned Her Down

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Oh You Silly Buzzfeed, Ordering Bull Sperm By Accident, Aren't You So Goofy

Oh You Silly Buzzfeed, Ordering Bull Sperm By Accident, Aren't You So Goofy

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Design your perfect wedding cake and we’ll tell you what crazy item you accidentally order from the Internet you are”.

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Darn Those Accidental Texts

Darn Those Accidental Texts

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Rick
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Huh? Since when do you buy a second hand phone but not get a new number? The whole exchange seems “accidental” to me…Reddit clout?

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Haha Yeah It Was My Friend

Haha Yeah It Was My Friend

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like desparate homie is about 5 seconds away from a face-planting mysoginistic rant where he outs himself with that "i thought you weren't like other girls" line.

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Autocorrect Wanted To Get You Nakey

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So what was it 'supposed' to say, pervert? "You wanna get me..... what?"

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My Bad

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Accidental activism - all in the same message. At least own it, homie.

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Someone I Follow Posted This On His Insta Story

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know you can delete those and repost to your private, right, humble bragger?

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Oops, Accidentally Showed Off His Girlfriend And Pointed It Out In Case We Didn't See It

Oops, Accidentally Showed Off His Girlfriend And Pointed It Out In Case We Didn't See It

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Sorry I Was An Asshole, Didn't Mean To

Sorry I Was An Asshole, Didn't Mean To

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She dodged a bullet. This is something more girls should try - to see if these a$$holes out themselves.

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Really We Didn't.

Really We Didn't.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was done intentionally by the jackhole developer. Resulting lawsuit determined that he must now replace the tree at his own considerable expense (more than $335k.) Another incident cost the culprit $700k - they had to sell their house to cover the cost of replacing the tree.

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Subtle, Very Subtle.

Subtle, Very Subtle.

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My Ex Girlfriend Ladies And Germs

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Oh

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If we're going to post every stupid thing every idiot youtuber said or did, BP would get annoyingly boring.

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Sure, My Ex Totally Didn't Mean To Send Me A Selfie With Her Marriage Certificate.

Sure, My Ex Totally Didn't Mean To Send Me A Selfie With Her Marriage Certificate.

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Definitely The Wrong Person (He’s Done This Before)

Definitely The Wrong Person (He’s Done This Before)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Took him quite a while to realize this was "the wrong person. Oops."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We use the oven every day, yet somehow didn't notice is was full of burned rolls. Man - y'all gotta get into rehab. You're gonna burn your damn house down.

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Just Applying To Some Scholarships!

Just Applying To Some Scholarships!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who the f**k would look at their laptop like that. Ugh this list annoys me, but I cannot stop reading! It's like the book from that little old woman in Bath. I'm doomed

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Posted On R/Thathappened Aaaages Ago, Basically This Dude Told Me This Art Was His Then Said His Friend Hacked His Account. I Haven't Spoken To Him Since

Posted On R/Thathappened Aaaages Ago, Basically This Dude Told Me This Art Was His Then Said His Friend Hacked His Account. I Haven't Spoken To Him Since

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

dude's have an imaginary argument with himself instead of owning up. Red flags. Hit that block button.

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Ex Tries To Guilt Me A Week After Promising To Pay Back $30 For "Accidentally" Using My Card To Pay For Food Delivery.

Ex Tries To Guilt Me A Week After Promising To Pay Back $30 For "Accidentally" Using My Card To Pay For Food Delivery.

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Chiuki
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't do this - don't borrow money and 'forget' to budget paying them back while buying stupid s$it. Be an adult.

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Literacy Essay

Literacy Essay

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The Fact That 1 And 2 Are Exact Opposites Made This Better

The Fact That 1 And 2 Are Exact Opposites Made This Better

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Like Seriously

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Accident Photos Are The Best Photos.

Accident Photos Are The Best Photos.

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Co-Worker 'Accidentally' Typed And Sent.

Co-Worker 'Accidentally' Typed And Sent.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tip : if you want to tell that lie, at least send it in another message.

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You Wanna Fuc..... I Mean, Truck! You Want A Truck?

You Wanna Fuc..... I Mean, Truck! You Want A Truck?

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Chiuki
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

U want sum f*k? I mean 'U want sum truck'.. .but just in case you want sum f*k,..such cringe, so facepalm.

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Girl Responded In Two Seconds After She Said This

Girl Responded In Two Seconds After She Said This

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Chiuki
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Drunk texting. Home-girl, it's right there above. Can you not read what you just wrote?

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Oh Wow, My Political Opinion! How Did That Get There?

Oh Wow, My Political Opinion! How Did That Get There?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Accidentally political. Quit apologising for being for democracy, equality and decency. The apologising and lying are the only worrying parts.

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Random Girl From My Town, Haven't Spoke To Her Once In My Entire Life.

Random Girl From My Town, Haven't Spoke To Her Once In My Entire Life.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The desparate "U want sum f*k" mating call. How can I combine a facepalm with a super cringe?

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My Sister Is Just.. Ughh

My Sister Is Just.. Ughh

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I'm totally not a virgin" isn't the strong persuasion that you think it is.

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I’m Sure It Was Accidental...

I’m Sure It Was Accidental...

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Dont Open It!

Dont Open It!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Two days later…did you open it? “No”. Okay good, I was just checking to make sure you didn’t open it.

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Accidental Genius.

Accidental Genius.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine meeting this person in real life... the smugness, the superiority oozing out of every pore... some people are better left virtual.

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This Guy Bargains

This Guy Bargains

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Ryan Deschanel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"so, if you don't want me to buy the other one that totally exists, you should lower your price for me (wink)"

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#83

This "Prankster" Landed In My Spam Messages

This "Prankster" Landed In My Spam Messages

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#84

Airbnb Host Tried To Double The Price

Airbnb Host Tried To Double The Price

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Chiuki
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't wait to read the review these people are gonna leave for this property. This is super shady and hopefully gets the host banned.

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#85

''i Didn't Realise I Was Writing In A Fictional Language!''

''i Didn't Realise I Was Writing In A Fictional Language!''

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#86

This Girl I Went To High School With

This Girl I Went To High School With

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Proudly announcing how they are paying through their nose to live in an apartment.

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#87

I Have Them Too, Of Course!

I Have Them Too, Of Course!

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One Of My Own From A Few Years Ago. Had A Huge Crush On This Guy And Wanted To Start A Conversation So This Is How I Did It.

One Of My Own From A Few Years Ago. Had A Huge Crush On This Guy And Wanted To Start A Conversation So This Is How I Did It.

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#89

Htc "Accidentally" Coded In Ads Into The Default Keyboard App

Htc "Accidentally" Coded In Ads Into The Default Keyboard App

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Noel Benavente
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh yes, it might have been a missing " ; "... it's a common mistake.

#90

I Hate It When This Happens!

I Hate It When This Happens!

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#91

Instagram Explore Is A Goldmine

Instagram Explore Is A Goldmine

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Chiuki
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get some sleep, sassycat, you've lost the plot.

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#92

Oops, I Never Said That!

Oops, I Never Said That!

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Jayne Kyra
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be honest, Boogie is an awful person. He said about internet trolls (which the above tweet is about as he interacted with them more than with fans): "I think that there are rapists and Nazis out there who... are more redeemable than you because at least they're doing something they believe in."

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#93

I Was Sleeping?

I Was Sleeping?

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#94

Woop Woop Wah Wah

Woop Woop Wah Wah

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The sheer dedication to type out that much trumpet dialogue. I wish I could commit to something that enthusiastically.

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#95

Haha Sorry That Was My Friend... Wyd Later Tho

Haha Sorry That Was My Friend... Wyd Later Tho

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