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Ah, Britain—my old love. From the fabulous invention that is tea time to the country’s storied history, impressive architecture, and most of all gorgeous parks, I’ve been enamored with British culture for as long as I can remember.

However, like some of the nation’s more errr creative meals (beans on toast, you might be delicious but I’m looking at you), its culture also has some quirks. Absolutely fun and uniquely witty? Definitely! Chaotic to the max in an oh-so delightfully and distinctly British way? You can count on it.

To show you the depths and bizarre niches in British humor and everyday culture, Bored Panda has collected some of the best examples of things that will make you wonder whether, this time, Brits have gone too far. Personally, I hope Britain will never change—it’s far too entertaining to watch from the sidelines.

Psst, Pandas, I’m off to make myself a spot of Earl Grey, so have a scroll down and remember to upvote your fave pics. And be sure to check out Bored Panda’s exclusive interview about the role that British humor plays in its culture with London-based comedian and comedy writer Ariane Sherine.

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British humor, let alone culture, gets more difficult to define the closer you look at it. At first glance, everything seems to be clear-cut: the Queen, the Victorian era, rading P. G. Wodehouse's books, looking posh, sounding posh, pip-pip, cheerio, drinking tea and eating crumpets, liking ships (and having lots of them!), and the Beatles to name a few iconic images. You can probably picture these without much effort.

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If You Can Read This, You Are Not A Train!

If You Can Read This, You Are Not A Train!

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There Is Something Terrifying Happening In Brighton, England

There Is Something Terrifying Happening In Brighton, England

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But once you start thinking about it, British culture becomes harder to define precisely. And naming a few examples of what’s overwhelmingly British doesn’t get to the essence of what makes British humor, well, British.

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A Fine Example Of Sophisticated British Humour

A Fine Example Of Sophisticated British Humour

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Front Seat On A Double Decker Bus

Front Seat On A Double Decker Bus

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Julie C Rose
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same in New Zealand - those seats are ALWAYS taken first on the double decker bus I catch.

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When The Pubs Have Been Closed For 4 Months, A Bit Of Rain Won't Stop These Lads

When The Pubs Have Been Closed For 4 Months, A Bit Of Rain Won't Stop These Lads

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I wanted to get a better handle on the link between humor and culture, so I reached out to comedian Ariane who’s working on a number of witty projects. Who better to talk about what makes people laugh than a British comedian who knows what the entire thing is all about?

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When The Council Forget About A Sinkhole In Your Town

When The Council Forget About A Sinkhole In Your Town

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It Gets Confusing

It Gets Confusing

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Breakfast Trifle

Breakfast Trifle

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Professional comedian Ariane told Bored Panda that humor plays a “huge role” in British culture. And this isn’t bound to change anytime soon. “I think it is inherently witty and quirky but coupled with a huge dose of irony and self-consciousness,” she noted that British wit often has a dollop of self-deprecation mixed into it.

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Found An Angry Note On My Car Today. I Replied

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According to Ariane one of the best things that sum up the essence of British humor is the Very British Problems book series that also has a Twitter account. “It's sarcastic, petty, ridiculous, embarrassed, self-conscious, and underpinned with the knowledge and awareness of how silly Brits are,” the comedian said.

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This Is The Most British Headline I Have Ever Seen

This Is The Most British Headline I Have Ever Seen

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My Local Cinema Being A Little Pessimistic About Reopening

My Local Cinema Being A Little Pessimistic About Reopening

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The Joys Of Living In Britain

The Joys Of Living In Britain

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I also talked to Ariane about the impact that British soft power, films, and media have globally. In her opinion, the way that British culture is characterized all around the world is slightly inaccurate and doesn’t represent the reality of being a Brit.

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Got A Baked Bean Mug For My Birthday So Naturally I Did The Right Thing

Got A Baked Bean Mug For My Birthday So Naturally I Did The Right Thing

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They’re not all as glamorous as the stars you’re used to seeing on your TV screens (though I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that all brits have a secret use-in-an-emergency top hat and monocle kit; pity I haven’t been able to prove it yet).

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An Actual Job Here In The UK

An Actual Job Here In The UK

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Hans
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She soon will be promoted to mince pie research and development evangelist.

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Google Maps Accurately Capturing U.k. Life (Leeds)

Google Maps Accurately Capturing U.k. Life (Leeds)

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Northumberland... Lowest Population Density In England... Just How I Like It

Northumberland... Lowest Population Density In England... Just How I Like It

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“When people think of us, they think of the Royal Family, iconic images like London buses and phone boxes, afternoon tea, period dramas, and posh people—like Hugh Grant in Richard Curtis films!” Ariane explained how the world tends to think when it thinks of the UK.

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A House Overtaking A Boat On The A30 Today

A House Overtaking A Boat On The A30 Today

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“They see us as charming and antiquated and think we're adorable. Spoiler: we're not really like this! Which they'll find out if they ever visit Britain, but I guess most people never do, so we remain cute and posh in their imaginations,” she said.

This proves that even a lack of travel can have its upsides, namely, maintaining the illusion that all brits are as charismatic and gorgeous as the delightful Mr. Grant.

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Cheerio Germs

Cheerio Germs

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Foxxy (The Original)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At first I was thinking "hang on, aren't cheerios American" lol. Was thinking of the cereal not the colloquial term for goodbye.

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At First I Thought It Said Cornhole

At First I Thought It Said Cornhole

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Mom Brought A Slice Of Bread To Try Out Toasters

Mom Brought A Slice Of Bread To Try Out Toasters

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Aski Markup
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know the pain. You think you've just bought a great little toaster. Open it up, and flipping a third of the bread sticks out when toasting. Why do they do that?!

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Scagsy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly! And while we are on about toasters, why is there a setting on them that just burns your toast black?

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Kaiserfranzgirl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of Mr. Bean, when he took a fish with him to the department store to get the right sized frying pan!

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Roxy Eastland
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have taken a pack of butter to try out butter dishes, you'd be astonished how common it is for butter dishes with high sides and a lid to not take a standard size of butter block.

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Alex Hall
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is an excellent point, Roxy. It's maddening to lose so much butter to the ill-fitting sides & ceiling of a rubbish butter dish.

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Deborah B
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, this makes a lot of sense. For some reason a lot of UK toasters don't match with bread sizes.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is totally valid! British bread is tall! When I lived there, my bread was bigger than the toaster slot and I had to either flip the bread half way through toasting or accept that the top 1/3rd of the slice would remain untoasted. Those are decisions no one should have to contend with first thing in the morning.

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howdylee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom brought an *empty* frozen pizza box to the appliance store when selecting a side-by-side fridge. Only one way to make sure it fits!

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Holes2Heaven
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing like making everyone else buy a used toaster cause you're entitled! Just buy one and if you don't like it then return it

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InfectedVoice
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No bread ever fits a toaster perfectly in my experience, you just live with it, maybe turn it around halfway through.

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Solidhog
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me and my wife did the same thing. We are now banned from all the bed shops in our area.

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Vintage Insider
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't blame her - I don't understand how bakers and toaster makers can't agree on a standard size.

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Fred L.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Would be no problem ever again if they´d buy a toaster with long double slots.

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JD Lee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On my third toaster from Walmart in two months. I’m doing this!

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Violet Smith
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a customer attempt this - we said "No" Would you want to buy a new toaster and find bread crumbs inside of it?

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Katie Johnson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It took me years to realise that the number dial is for minutes not toastiness :/

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ArhomR
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mothers can embarrass you like no other. Wince!

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Samantha PandaNotBored
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel her pain. The amount of toasters I’ve sent back, bc they didn’t toast the whole slice . This is a travesty against toast making, .

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Ali MacK
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do people insist on putting bead in the toaster in the same position it's baked it. TURN IT ON ITS SIDE! That's why y'all have a untoasted crust.

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Hannah Edwards
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would be a pretty sh1t toaster if bread didn’t fit in it.

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Rick
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Something tells me the toasters in the supermarkets weren’t plugged in...are they usually plugged in and available to use in store wherever you’re from?

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BlackestDawn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't think there is a standard size (or "max size") of bread for toaster manufacturers to follow. Founds this out when I bought a new toaster and my usual bread (would say it's very close to median sized height wise) had a significant portion at the top not being directly affected by the toasting elements.

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Found This In The Staff Room After The Morning Meeting...

Found This In The Staff Room After The Morning Meeting...

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Its Bank Holiday, Payday Friday. The Efforts For A 17:00 Post Work Pint Fill Me With National Pride. Liverpool

Its Bank Holiday, Payday Friday. The Efforts For A 17:00 Post Work Pint Fill Me With National Pride. Liverpool

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A Bloke Tucking Into Full English Breakfast On The Tube

A Bloke Tucking Into Full English Breakfast On The Tube

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Hilary Mol
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, as long as you don't spill it on someone else's shoes, enjoy your breakfast!

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Looks Like A Rave

Looks Like A Rave

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Breaking!!! Breaking!!! Hat Found!!!

Breaking!!! Breaking!!! Hat Found!!!

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Coronavirus Restrictions Are Being Eased Too Quickly

Coronavirus Restrictions Are Being Eased Too Quickly

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Sasy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My tongue always picks my pastries...it is very reliable that way.

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Who Amougst Us Hasn’t Dreamed Of Smelling Like Cherry Bakewell Tart Or Love Hearts?

Who Amougst Us Hasn’t Dreamed Of Smelling Like Cherry Bakewell Tart Or Love Hearts?

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Truly A National Tragedy

Truly A National Tragedy

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The Waitrose Way

The Waitrose Way

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"British Cuisine Is Bad" - Oh Yeah? Think Again

"British Cuisine Is Bad" - Oh Yeah? Think Again

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British Town Names

British Town Names

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Kira Okah
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Should I point out Stone? Or Tring? Mudchute? Cockfosters? Beer? Cockermouth? Thong? Been to all of those personally. How about I plop some Welsh in here and mention the village of Ysbyty Ystwyth.

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Came Across This House That Uses A Baby's Gate As A House Gate, Interesting Choice

Came Across This House That Uses A Baby's Gate As A House Gate, Interesting Choice

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Foxxy (The Original)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey if it works. Seeing as the rocks are uneven, a baby gate kind of makes sense since the ends are adjustable.

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To Be Honest Asda, I'd Rather You Got It From The Cow

To Be Honest Asda, I'd Rather You Got It From The Cow

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Bands Will Put Their Name On Anything These Days

Bands Will Put Their Name On Anything These Days

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Pie On A Barm! Why Not!

Pie On A Barm! Why Not!

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