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Ah, Britain—my old love. From the fabulous invention that is tea time to the country’s storied history, impressive architecture, and most of all gorgeous parks, I’ve been enamored with British culture for as long as I can remember.

However, like some of the nation’s more errr creative meals (beans on toast, you might be delicious but I’m looking at you), its culture also has some quirks. Absolutely fun and uniquely witty? Definitely! Chaotic to the max in an oh-so delightfully and distinctly British way? You can count on it.

To show you the depths and bizarre niches in British humor and everyday culture, Bored Panda has collected some of the best examples of things that will make you wonder whether, this time, Brits have gone too far. Personally, I hope Britain will never change—it’s far too entertaining to watch from the sidelines.

Psst, Pandas, I’m off to make myself a spot of Earl Grey, so have a scroll down and remember to upvote your fave pics. And be sure to check out Bored Panda’s exclusive interview about the role that British humor plays in its culture with London-based comedian and comedy writer Ariane Sherine.

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Historical Figures Lined Up For Reopening Of Museum Of Gloucester

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British humor, let alone culture, gets more difficult to define the closer you look at it. At first glance, everything seems to be clear-cut: the Queen, the Victorian era, rading P. G. Wodehouse's books, looking posh, sounding posh, pip-pip, cheerio, drinking tea and eating crumpets, liking ships (and having lots of them!), and the Beatles to name a few iconic images. You can probably picture these without much effort.

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If You Can Read This, You Are Not A Train!

If You Can Read This, You Are Not A Train!

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There Is Something Terrifying Happening In Brighton, England

There Is Something Terrifying Happening In Brighton, England

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But once you start thinking about it, British culture becomes harder to define precisely. And naming a few examples of what’s overwhelmingly British doesn’t get to the essence of what makes British humor, well, British.

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A Fine Example Of Sophisticated British Humour

A Fine Example Of Sophisticated British Humour

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Front Seat On A Double Decker Bus

Front Seat On A Double Decker Bus

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Julie C Rose
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same in New Zealand - those seats are ALWAYS taken first on the double decker bus I catch.

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When The Pubs Have Been Closed For 4 Months, A Bit Of Rain Won't Stop These Lads

When The Pubs Have Been Closed For 4 Months, A Bit Of Rain Won't Stop These Lads

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I wanted to get a better handle on the link between humor and culture, so I reached out to comedian Ariane who’s working on a number of witty projects. Who better to talk about what makes people laugh than a British comedian who knows what the entire thing is all about?

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When The Council Forget About A Sinkhole In Your Town

When The Council Forget About A Sinkhole In Your Town

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It Gets Confusing

It Gets Confusing

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Breakfast Trifle

Breakfast Trifle

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Professional comedian Ariane told Bored Panda that humor plays a “huge role” in British culture. And this isn’t bound to change anytime soon. “I think it is inherently witty and quirky but coupled with a huge dose of irony and self-consciousness,” she noted that British wit often has a dollop of self-deprecation mixed into it.

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According to Ariane one of the best things that sum up the essence of British humor is the Very British Problems book series that also has a Twitter account. “It's sarcastic, petty, ridiculous, embarrassed, self-conscious, and underpinned with the knowledge and awareness of how silly Brits are,” the comedian said.

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This Is The Most British Headline I Have Ever Seen

This Is The Most British Headline I Have Ever Seen

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My Local Cinema Being A Little Pessimistic About Reopening

My Local Cinema Being A Little Pessimistic About Reopening

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The Joys Of Living In Britain

The Joys Of Living In Britain

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I also talked to Ariane about the impact that British soft power, films, and media have globally. In her opinion, the way that British culture is characterized all around the world is slightly inaccurate and doesn’t represent the reality of being a Brit.

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Got A Baked Bean Mug For My Birthday So Naturally I Did The Right Thing

Got A Baked Bean Mug For My Birthday So Naturally I Did The Right Thing

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They’re not all as glamorous as the stars you’re used to seeing on your TV screens (though I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that all brits have a secret use-in-an-emergency top hat and monocle kit; pity I haven’t been able to prove it yet).

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An Actual Job Here In The UK

An Actual Job Here In The UK

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Hans
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She soon will be promoted to mince pie research and development evangelist.

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Google Maps Accurately Capturing U.k. Life (Leeds)

Google Maps Accurately Capturing U.k. Life (Leeds)

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Northumberland... Lowest Population Density In England... Just How I Like It

Northumberland... Lowest Population Density In England... Just How I Like It

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“When people think of us, they think of the Royal Family, iconic images like London buses and phone boxes, afternoon tea, period dramas, and posh people—like Hugh Grant in Richard Curtis films!” Ariane explained how the world tends to think when it thinks of the UK.

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A House Overtaking A Boat On The A30 Today

A House Overtaking A Boat On The A30 Today

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“They see us as charming and antiquated and think we're adorable. Spoiler: we're not really like this! Which they'll find out if they ever visit Britain, but I guess most people never do, so we remain cute and posh in their imaginations,” she said.

This proves that even a lack of travel can have its upsides, namely, maintaining the illusion that all brits are as charismatic and gorgeous as the delightful Mr. Grant.

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Cheerio Germs

Cheerio Germs

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Foxxy (The Original)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At first I was thinking "hang on, aren't cheerios American" lol. Was thinking of the cereal not the colloquial term for goodbye.

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At First I Thought It Said Cornhole

At First I Thought It Said Cornhole

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Mom Brought A Slice Of Bread To Try Out Toasters

Mom Brought A Slice Of Bread To Try Out Toasters

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Aski Markup
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know the pain. You think you've just bought a great little toaster. Open it up, and flipping a third of the bread sticks out when toasting. Why do they do that?!

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Found This In The Staff Room After The Morning Meeting...

Found This In The Staff Room After The Morning Meeting...

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Its Bank Holiday, Payday Friday. The Efforts For A 17:00 Post Work Pint Fill Me With National Pride. Liverpool

Its Bank Holiday, Payday Friday. The Efforts For A 17:00 Post Work Pint Fill Me With National Pride. Liverpool

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A Bloke Tucking Into Full English Breakfast On The Tube

A Bloke Tucking Into Full English Breakfast On The Tube

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Hilary Mol
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, as long as you don't spill it on someone else's shoes, enjoy your breakfast!

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Looks Like A Rave

Looks Like A Rave

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Breaking!!! Breaking!!! Hat Found!!!

Breaking!!! Breaking!!! Hat Found!!!

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Coronavirus Restrictions Are Being Eased Too Quickly

Coronavirus Restrictions Are Being Eased Too Quickly

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Sasy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My tongue always picks my pastries...it is very reliable that way.

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Who Amougst Us Hasn’t Dreamed Of Smelling Like Cherry Bakewell Tart Or Love Hearts?

Who Amougst Us Hasn’t Dreamed Of Smelling Like Cherry Bakewell Tart Or Love Hearts?

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Kaiserfranzgirl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've used the cherry bakewell one, the scent is practically identical to the cakes! I quite liked it :-)

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Kira Okah
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not seeing anything wrong with smelling like a cherry bakewell

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Em.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, they also a marshmallow one and it's actually pretty cool

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Donkey boi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Love Hearts one is really nice! They also have Fizzy Cola Bottles (nice) & Parma violets (not nice). I haven't tried the Cherry Bakewell one yet.

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N G
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And you do! I've used these. The cherry one is nicer than the love hearts one according to my hubby's nose!

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Peppy Piplup
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mum bought the Love Hearts one so I can vouch that it smells nice. My personal favourite is the Drumsticks Squashies shower cream.

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nanashi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my dumb ass will actually drink this despite knowing it's not food.

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Brendan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me too. I would find myself thinking, "I'm sure that just a little taste won't do any harm".

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Isabel Care
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

FJas sells all kinds of scented products including screen wash for cars and shower gel. You can smell like bacon if you really want

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Roger Haywood
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It really does smell like cherry bakewell. Only problem is, it makes you hungry.

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InfectedVoice
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife actually got that love heart one a while back, it wasn't very nice and made me eyes sting.

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My O My
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I totally need this! Stuff like this is great! All the germans around don't understand what they are missing

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DC
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always wanted to smell like that old cheese with the wrinkled surface. Took me just short of 4 years to achieve, but now, my shower is angry at me for neglect.

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Julia Atkinson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love Hearts body wash? I can top that - my local shop sells Love Hearts air freshener!

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Bow, I’m a Slytherin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve used both of these. The Cherry Bakewell Tart one smelt disgusting. The Love Hearts one was okay lol

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Hilary Mol
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm still trying to understand why a brand with the word "leather" in its name is selling body wash.

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Lucas
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very old brand. The brand's origins date to 1768 when a Russian nobleman called Count Orlof commissioned a brand of perfume from Bayleys of Bond Street in London. The perfume was called 'Eau de Cologne Imperiale Russe'. The soap was initially called 'Russian Leather', but was soon renamed to Imperial Leather. Then they branched out and here we are.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

RATHER THAT THAN THE VILE MARMITE SCENTED LYNX DEODORANT!

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Truly A National Tragedy

Truly A National Tragedy

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The Waitrose Way

The Waitrose Way

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"British Cuisine Is Bad" - Oh Yeah? Think Again

"British Cuisine Is Bad" - Oh Yeah? Think Again

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British Town Names

British Town Names

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Kira Okah
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Should I point out Stone? Or Tring? Mudchute? Cockfosters? Beer? Cockermouth? Thong? Been to all of those personally. How about I plop some Welsh in here and mention the village of Ysbyty Ystwyth.

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Came Across This House That Uses A Baby's Gate As A House Gate, Interesting Choice

Came Across This House That Uses A Baby's Gate As A House Gate, Interesting Choice

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey if it works. Seeing as the rocks are uneven, a baby gate kind of makes sense since the ends are adjustable.

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To Be Honest Asda, I'd Rather You Got It From The Cow

To Be Honest Asda, I'd Rather You Got It From The Cow

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Bands Will Put Their Name On Anything These Days

Bands Will Put Their Name On Anything These Days

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Pie On A Barm! Why Not!

Pie On A Barm! Why Not!

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