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People enlist the help of Photoshop experts for a number of reasons, and usually expect to see the issues with their photos corrected in a clean, professional manner. The following folks, however, turned to James Fridman for their photo fix-ups, and got pretty much the polar opposite.

James Fridman is one of the (if not the) most renowned Photoshop trolls on the Internet, and he's pretty much a master at taking the pictures people send him and sending back finished products that make them wish they were never born. Rest assured that no matter how specific of a request you give this man, he will follow through with it exactly how it's written. He's like a genie from a lamp that grants wishes way too literally.

Scroll down to see his latest visual zingers, and check out some more of his hilarious work here.

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Robert Bailey
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those are "short shorts?" I wonder what he would consider the shorts we wore in the 70s and 80s.

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Mohammed Lambat
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least we know James has a bit of human in him... he's not only savagery!

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June Pixeld
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe its the angle or smth , the whole thing looks a little scary

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Aunt Messy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is what anorexia looks like. Her hands are like claws, and no one should ever be able to see the veins on your stomach. She's not carrying a lot of muscle, either.

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adoracat
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It took me a minute, too...he made her breasts smaller, removing the "plastic things" inside the bra. ;)

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Agnes Jekyll
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think she's in front of that bed at all--but poor girl. She might have body dysmorphia.

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Sandra Bell
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

James, you truly improved the picture, but need to fade out the horrid tattoos. Now, she needs some ballet classes to fix her waaaaay sway back, which looks segmented, like an insect.

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Rã Field
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

‘I asked to get a breast of the situation that my head looked to big’... never book broken english happy snappers!!!

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Vj VII
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know how many of you'll have seen the lips :D

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Lenah Hedéen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn't she awfully thin? Just skin and bone :/ looks a bit weird...

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Anna Thouvenin
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She probably just got a liposuction. She has a scar on her belly that indicates there have been works there... bad work.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She is WAY too skinny. Like, "I'm worried for your health" skinny. Also, a minor thing, but it was the focus of the joke, so: it makes her boobs very noticeably fake.

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Marcia
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She needs to come back to reality, get a few cheeseburgers girl.

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Victor Vakaras
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Fat shaming = bad. Any other form of body shaming = ok! F**k off.

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Sarah Lennie
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm with you on this one. Having been too fat and too thin at different stages of my life, I found I got way more rude and body shaming comments when I was too thin. It's not ok, and hurtful either way. People don't seem to think thin women have feelings or body image issues.

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Lara B.
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aaaaah, alright. That's what people mean when they say: "Wow, you're just legs."

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Jonathan Anderson
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, people really think you can just make some not look comfortable. All these responses are just perfect!

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