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Not every hurtful action deserves jail time. Sometimes, a bad deed is pretty trivial and could even be forgotten. However, we humans are petty and vindictive creatures, so we improvise. We devise detailed plans of vengeance, and when everything is done, we even post stories of the petty revenge ideas we’ve carried out online. 

Bored Panda has collected some of the best revenge ideas people have come up with. These stories prove that everyone should think twice before being an asshole to other people. Keep scrolling to find out what epic revenge ideas the human mind can come up with!

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Who Left This On My Car In Lot 30 I Just Wanna Talk

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Parking over the line is ridiculously inconsiderate and she's lucky all she got for it was a turtle to color.

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Locked My Cat In The Bathroom While I Made A Meal Because He Was Being Annoying. Revenge Was Had

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Some People Just Gotta Learn The Hard Way

Some People Just Gotta Learn The Hard Way

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Should You Go Through With Petty Revenge?

If you’re seriously planning to take revenge on someone, you should ask yourself whether it’ll make you feel better. We often generate what seems to us evil revenge ideas just to irritate people we perceive as our enemies in work or personal life. It’s one of those urges that we feel quite often but rarely discuss, says the director and owner of the Dialectical Behavior Therapy Center, Karyn Hall, Ph.D.

“The struggle with revenge is centuries old,” she wrote for Psychology Today. “Shakespeare said, ‘If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?’ Shakespeare clearly thought revenge was as normal and predictable as the sun rising.”

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“But what about the idea that revenge is self-destructive? Confucius said, ‘Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.’ Gandhi seemed to agree with him when he said, ‘An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.’”

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Half On Disabled Parking And A Half On The Passway To A Mall. Someone Got Really Pissed And Emptied A Jar Of Jam On It

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Sivi
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And it seems to be a warm sunny summer day that it will create a bit of buzz too

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Lad At Work Just Eats Everyone’s Treats. Tomorrow Will Be A Surprise For Him

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Alex Bailey
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

English mustard is quite pungent so that will be a nasty shock.

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Carol Emory
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had a mystery thief at work that seemed to like my turkey and avocado on sourdough sammies. Only, the last time they ate it..I subbed the avocado for a sh*t load of wasabi..... I heard lots of coughing from the break room.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aaaaaand? What happened next? I must know!! Confrontation? Law suit for damage to thief's larynx? Talk with management and termination? Swift kick to the thief's (presumed) balls (leading to a variety of endings...)??? One MUST KNOW!!

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Helen Wood
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

someone kept doing that with my sandwiches, so i put laxatives in them, soon found out who was stealing them from work... never had any sandwiches stolen again.

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A. Sherlocat
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do you put laxatives in a sandwich, though? Did you grind them up or something?

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Sean Harrison
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have spent time to make Jam from a Carolina Reaper or a Trinidad Scorpion Pepper, then put that in the doughnut.

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Luisa Vasconcelos
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better make a delicious ones and put a lot of laxatives medicine. He gonna s**t himself and you will know who is the lad.

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Julie Waterman
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in Norwich England where Colman's mustard was originally made. My husband's grandad was a foreman there so my husband when he was a baby lived in a Colman's house, and oh boy a doughnut full of mustard that is one heck of a mouthful!!!!

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Olivia Masterson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's so vicious! I'd love to see his face when he bites into that.

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RaroaRaroa
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bizarre that someone does something like that repeatedly, and obviously not sneakily or they wouldn't know it was a "lad".

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Monika Soffronow
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too expensive, but efficient. A friend of mine who was (still is) very conservative with the kinds of food she would eat had learned to appreciate guacamole, a Mexican salad made of mashed avocado, finely diced onion and ditto tomato, was sitting across the table from me having Japanese food for the first time. Rectangular serving trays with sushi were brought in, and in the middle of each tray, there was a dollop of something green... She immediately decided that raw fish was not something her delicate tastebuds could tolerate but she spotted something she knew she liked, and reckoning that the rest of us would eat her sushi, she was entitled to all of the .... guacamole...!!!!! A full spoonful of good wasabi!

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Tammy Ralph
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is one thing that really really gets me mad, you didn't buy it don't eat it. You should put bits of the hottest chillies you can find into it.

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Eagle Girl
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brilliant!! I do love colman's, kinda intrigued at flavor

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to bring in chocolate candy from time to time, and a co-worker would go into my desk draw eat it all. So I subbed it with chocolate candy made with maltitol. If you eat more than two pieces you get the s#!ts. And she did :)

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it worked, no more stolen tacos after this... Cassie, pls don't push this down to the bottom of the list. This is a lesson about "reap what you sow" justice that the younger generations & gen-z know nothing about... And yes, I am a Texan... we play rough down here when there is a consistent pattern of thefts for over a year... the jerk got his justice & learned his lessons. Some of life lessons are hard and can only by caught when they include a trip to the emergency room. Read on: they had a lunchbox thief at work but could not catch him. So my buddy went to the taco stand and got three egg tacos. He left them out on the dashboard of his car for three days in the summer. The eggs became a breeding medium for salmonella & worse. My buddy put them in his unlocked lunchbox the fourth day like nothing had happened. Sure enough, we caught the thief. He had to leave work that afternoon to go to the emergency room with food poisoning. He missed three days of work & pay. Too funny!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A guy I used to work with did something similar to another guy but filled a pastry with dog poop...I used to hang with a group of friends who met for happy hour every Wednesday. We had the one friend who would show up last and just start drinking from the community pitcher. He drank but never bought one. Never. We got sick of it and when he was prompted, he would ignore it. One day we were all there except for him and we finished of a pitcher. I took the empty to the restroom. We filled it up with pee and put the pitcher on the table. In entered our friend who immediately got a pint glass and poured himself a glass. As soon as he put it in his mouth, he was in an awful state. The end result? Every time he showed up afterward, the first thing he did was buy a pitcher and bring it to the table.

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Darren Wick
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Prolly be shocked its actually someone else, maybe janet on tills

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I could smell that mustard looooong before that donut made it to my mouth. Maybe try slimey pink or blue Playdough with hot chili powder in the mixture. Make sure someone has a camera!

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Caroline Driver
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is only fair. If he doesn't steal, he doesn't get the mustard. Just remember which one you put the mustard into!

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A. Sherlocat
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You'd probably have to put the mustard in all the ones at the top of the bag, to ensure that the 'person of interest' gets it.

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Rcatheron
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Chocolate-flavored laxative in brownies work really well.

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Sammy BlackChow
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An ex girlfriend once told me that Ex-Lax mixed with chocolate syrup works a treat.

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Kristina Zuther
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Germany it's a new year's tradition to eat those donuts and one must have mustard in it. It's kind if party joke I guess. My husband told me he have eaten couple just not to be noticed and laught at at the party.

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Curious Cat
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

its the great taste of mustard. with the sweetness of donuts!

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Raine Soo
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this - serves him right by getting a mouthful of pungent mustard.

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Rebecah Ozuna
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why not meth? Give them an addiction for life, that will teach 'em.

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Ronnie Beaton
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Personally, I'd have dosed the doughnuts with Picolax - the medical grade super-laxative. That'll teach him.

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Moro Baruk
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Years ago a guy ate all my Chiclets gum. One day I switched them with Ex-Lax. He never stole again

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uh ... we have a tradition here in germany to put mustard in these at new year's ... a few friends and me thought it was funny to put in those firecrackers that go off when thrown on the ground, imagining him biting in it and setting them off. No ... he didn't even swallow this (I'm glad he didn't...) and was mad at us ... he was right I guess... Dumb idea...

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Batty
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha, attempted murder/mutilation! So funny! Glad I'm not friends with you. "Dumb idea" is a serious understatement.

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MacDudu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He'll smell that before he eats it. For utmost satisfaction should have used pva glue....odourless and non toxic!

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The guy in the picture needs to clean his fingernails, and I mean scrub for a long time based on how dirty the thumbnail looks

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe the workplace is a mechanic's or something. Not worth the effort to scrub it all out just for break time.

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they had a lunchbox thief at work but could not catch him. So my buddy went to the taco stand and got three egg tacos. He left them out on the dashboard of his car for three days in the summer. The eggs became a breeding medium for salmonella & worse. My buddy put them in his unlocked lunchbox the fourth day like nothing had happened. Sure enough, we caught the thief. He had to leave work that afternoon to go to the emergency room with food poisoning. He missed three days of work & pay (unpaid absence, paid days off begin on day four). The joke was on him. Nobody said anything, but we were laughing hysterically out of sight & hearing.

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Gemma Lees
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If he had a food allergy, he wouldn't take other people's food. My sister has a nut allergy and my Mum can't tolerate gluten or lactose, they are both super careful with their food and tend to bring their own stuff so they know it's safe.

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You mean this isn't normal over there?

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#8

Someone Parked Wrong And Shop Clerks Took Revenge

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You Park In 2 Spots, I Zip Tie A Cart To Your Car

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Punk’d

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One day I let a older man pass in front of me in the Supermarkt because he was having a lot of ages and only 3 articles. He call his wife that was carrying a shopping car full to the top. Couple thank me and explained that their son were in town, have car , so they use the help to get all products at one and not only what they can carry themselves.

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I Skied Back To The Pole Again... To Take This Photo For All Those Men Who Commented “Make Me A Sandwich” On My Tedx Talk

Woman holding a plate of food in the north pole

ready to fly out to Union Glacier tomorrow morning (depending on weather). Then we skied over to the Ceremonial South Pole (probably the Pole that everyone knows as the only South Pole - the barbers Pole with the flags) and the actual Geographic South Pole (which moves around 10m each year), which is marked separately. In the afternoon we were given a tour of the Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station. It is seriously as close to what a Base on another planet would be like than anything else on the planet - a mini-town based around the scientific work of the National Science Foundation. Tonight (it never gets dark this time of year) I skied back to the Pole again... to take this photo for all those men who commented “Make me a sandwich” on my TEDX Talk. I made you a sandwich (ham & cheese), now ski 37 days and 600km to the South Pole and you can eat it.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't believe there are still men who think telling a woman to make them a sandwich is somehow funny

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#12

My Neighbor Got His Reindeer Decorations Stolen So They Put Out Grinch Ones Instead

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Deserved Petty Revenge

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Evil Genius

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oooooh! You would have caused less offence if you'd slapped his mother! Tea in the microwave is a mortal sin! :-D

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What Triggers Revenge?

Hall mentioned that revenge seems to be one of the deepest instincts we have, highlighting that uncontrolled revenge, attack, and counterattack can be blinding and destroy the lives of all involved.

“Maybe the purpose of revenge is in preventing certain hostile actions or the threat of revenge ensures people do not hurt you in the future,” she said. “But sometimes people act revengefully when no good can come of their actions other than to inflict suffering on others.”

“Those actions can go to unfathomable extremes. From lovers running over a beloved iPhone or destroying what their ex most values, to businessmen damaging the careers of those who have rejected them, to students opening fire in school hallways, revenge can be an act of anger, hurt, and power.”

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I Applaud This Level Of Petty

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#18

My Coworker Is A Flat Earther And It's His Last Day

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Making Fish Tacos For The Guy At Work Who Keeps Eating My Lunch

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously...who are these lunch eating people? It is theft after all!

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Sleep On Your Revenge Ideas 

So, how do we deal with the overwhelming impulse of seeking vengeance? Try to fight it for as long as possible. Eventually, it should subside. Analyzing an experiment by Kevin Carlsmith and his colleagues, Hall pointed out that the reason revenge increases anger rather than decreasing it is because of ruminations. 

“When people don’t get revenge, they tend to trivialize the event by telling themselves that because they didn’t act on their vengeful feelings, it wasn’t a big deal. Then, it’s easier to forget it and move on. But when people do get revenge, they can no longer trivialize the situation. Instead, they go over and over it and feel worse.”

So, even if you have come up with some petty ways to get revenge on your colleague for constantly losing your stapler, think twice if it’s really worth it. Instead of wasting time on inventing revenge ideas, you could always just start placing your stapler in the drawer and maintain peace of mind. As they say, the best revenge to take on people who irritate you is to live an unbothered, happy life.

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#21

When Your Drawing Teacher Assigns 3 Finals So You Secretly Write "You Got Me F****d Up" In Sign Language On Your Final Piece

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#22

My Daughter Said She Was Too Old For Notes In Her Lunch - My Reply And Win

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#23

Sonic Savagery

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Stay Away From The Coffee Creamer At Work

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nanashi
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've always wondered, why is human breast milk=something disgusting?

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#25

I've Carried Chalk In My Car For 10 Months Just So I Could Do This Once. Yesterday Was The Day

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. This cars people didn't even try. They just straight up crooked parked the wrong way.

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Slashed Someone’s Tires Today Because He Parked Like A Jackass.. Was It Justified? I Think So

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Ethan Isn’t Playing Around This Semester

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These kind of people just expect other people to do the work for them. Just set an alarm and go to the lectures and take your own damn notes instead of expecting other people to do it for you. I would send my notes to someone if they had a legit reason to be absent, like family issues or something, but not just because they're lazy

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My Neighbours Like To Throw Their Cigarette Butts Over The Wall And Onto The Sidewalk. I'm Tired Of Seeing Dogs Eat Them And Kids Play With Them, So I Picked Them Up For Them

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All you really did was pick them up for them and make it easier for them to throw them in the trash. Should have dumped them out on their front doormat.

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Sweet Revenge

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love it when two total strangers are on the same wavelength and pull something like this off.

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Pothole Birthday Party

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Alex Bailey
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is a not much of a pothole... should see the one that took out two wheels on my husband's car. Police car coincidentally came along and then stayed with him as his car was stuck on a dangerous corner until a rescue vehicle arrived. Council fixed that one sharpish when I complained with backup evidence from the police.

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I’ve Asked My Neighbor To Please, Please Not Let His Dogs Bark All Night. Today I Received Several Packages In The Mail. Early Tomorrow Morning I’ll Have My Revenge

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The Punishment For Petty Theft In My Town Is Making Laps Around The Courthouse With A Sandwich Board Sign That States: "I Am A Thief"

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Wouldn’t Help With The Housework; Weeks Of Begging For Help (Because He Lives Here Too) And Picking Up After Him, I Had Put His Game In With My Snake Since I Knew He Was Afraid Of Her

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As Revenge For My Brother Wrapping My Christmas Present In Duct Tape Last Year, This Year I've Wrapped My Brother's Present In Concrete! Revenge Best Served Stone-Cold

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's actually a fun gift idea! I feel like the real gift is that you get to smash something, who cares what's inside!

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#37

Joined A Gym, And Was Teased By My Fit Friends Who Workout There. Got My Revenge

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then people wonder why so many are too intimidated to work out in gyms.

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#38

The Funniest Thing I’ve Seen In A Long Time, My View From Work

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#39

My Neighbour Went On Vacation For A Week And I Decorated His House With Some Inspiring Lyrics From His Least Favourite Band

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This was payback from the last time I went on vacation and he decorated my house with penises.

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Rowlie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What are those made of? Because I like the way it looks, just not the content

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#41

Someone Stole The Pumpkins Off Of My Porch Last Night. Round Two Punks

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#42

This Guy Had Printed Checks Of Him And His New Wife So He Could Write Alimony Checks To His Ex

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Alex Bailey
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not enough info here to judge if it is justified or not. He may well be a twat or his ex-wife may deserve it. Does seem top level petty though.

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#43

My Boyfriend Asked Me What I Wanted To Eat & I Said I Don't Know & This What He Brings Me

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I Mixed Carolina Reaper Powder Into Half A Tub Of Ice Cream As Revenge For Food Thief At My Community Freezer

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So I transferred to this new college and been living on a pretty nice dorm. After I got settled in, I bought a small tub of ice cream. After eating my fill, I left the rest in the common freezer in the floor lounge. This dorm is only for sophomore and seniors and is not a frat house so I figured it would be okay. Few days later, the whole tub was gone. I was a bit pissed but passed it off as just bad luck. Next week, I bought another tub, this time making sure to write "do not eat" on the outside and a note on the inner side of the lid where I wrote "don't be a dick." Yet, just two days later, the ice cream was gone. I really got pissed this time. I seriously doubt anyone who can afford to go to a private college and live on a dorm for their sophomore/senior year has to steal another person's ice cream. So I sought out ways for revenge. First thought was to mix in laxatives but read that it could be considered poisoning someone. So my next thought was to mix crushed habanero and tested it out but it was masked out by the ice cream because it wasn't hot enough. So I looked into the hottest pepper I could find and got Carolina Reaper chili powder and did this.

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Luisa Vasconcelos
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you put laxatives in your ice cream and someone happen to steal it, how can this be considered poisoning.? It's your ice cream, you do what you want with it.

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#45

My Roommate Fed A Few Of Us Dog Food Saying It Was Jerky. He Went Away This Weekend. 1km Of Clinging Revenge

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We wrapped everything individually and created a giant ball with his shoes randomly through it (bottom left). The testicles are his basketballs with around 100 meters of wrap on each. Around 4 hours of work with help. Its late, he just got back from his flight and he has to work early in the morning. Here we go...

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#46

When Your Ex Writes You An Apology Letter So You Grade It To Send It Back

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Every Time I Get A Spam Fax At Work I Put The Spammer's Number On A Free Monkey Flyer And Post It Somewhere Around Town

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Pettiness Level 100,000,00. My Husband Was Angry This Morning So He Decided He Was Only Making His Half Of The Bed

One side of the bed is made and the other is messy

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Our Neighbors Very Precisely Cleaned Only Their Part Of The Wall

One wall of the fence is cleaned up and other is dirty

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IrishClaire
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why should they clean someone else's property though? If the paint flaked off or anything they'd get into s***. I wouldn't do it either

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