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Just like when naming a baby, a great deal of care and thought normally goes into choosing what you'll be yelling at your furry friend for years to come. In practice, however, most of us just end up calling them whatever comes to mind over the years, and at some point realize that those nicknames have actually become their identity. Twitter user @MooseAllain recently shared the unfortunate moniker their pet was doomed to carry, and sparked a chain reaction of other animal owners confessing how their companions' names 'evolved' as time went on. It's one of those truly pure and delightfully hilarious moments on the Internet that just makes you want to tune everything else out for a short while and have a giggle.

Scroll down to see what people are really calling their pets, and let us know what you're guilty of dubbing yours. (h/t)

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Randall Harris
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amare > Amarow > Bad puppy marrow > Bad Puppy Stinky Cheese > Puppy Stinky Jeans > Puppy Stinks > Bad Puppy Puppy Pups

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Rae l
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aw, Mine was Poppy too! Poppy the popsterdog. Popseropsterdog. Or "beep beep poppy" to my great grandmother whenever she was in the way.

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Bridget Perez
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I called my orange cat Flora because she matched our floor too!!!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In a similar vein, our dog Greko is usually "Dammit Greko!" But he gets Goat, Lumpy & Flumpy too.

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Jewels Bones
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

boo-rad-lee a.k.a. boo-duh, booty, boots, boo, and the most common one is " no quite "

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Diego and Dolce aka Deedle Dee and Deedle Doe Dee and Doe Diablo and Dolce Poo-poos Sir Poops A lot and Little Bug Handsome Boy and Cutie Patootie Pooh and Piglet

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Michelle Neno
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my cat is called twitch but gets twoos,twooloo, lou, loulou .booboo, boos and little black hairy thing

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Prince Freddy Flicka Gittfoh - A Not So Great Mama Cat Had Kittens On Our Son's 11th Birthday. Four Kittens Expired The First Night And We Weren't Sure This One Would Survive, So We Told Our Son To Put Off Naming "Her". I Can Normally Tell The Sex Of Newborn Kittens. After Two Weeks, He Named "Her" Flicka. As Flicka Matured, We Caught "Her" Humping Another Female And A Vet Check Confirmed That "She" Was A "He". My 15 Year Old Son Wanted To Change His Name To Freddy After Freddy Mercury. I Decided To Give Him The Title Of Prince And My Husband Mostly Says, "Get The F$!k Out Of Here" To Him, Hence The Acronym Gittfoh. Every Family Member Gave Him A Name, But He Is "Prince" On His Vet Records And Mostly Answers To "Kitty".

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This Is Zsa Zsa... Aka Boo Boo, Bubba, Kiki, Keeks, Smushyface, Lover Dover, Poops.. Pretty Much Anything But Her Actual Name.

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Anita Hahn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We had a black cat named 2am, because it’s evev darker than midnight

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Scooter>booter Bug>boot Scoot N’ Boogy>bootis>booticus>mootis>moot Moot

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Lily (Also Known As Lillian, Lil, Lilyloo, Loulou)

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Jess, Also Called Jessie, Jessica, Jessieloo.

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Annie Is Called...annie-Bananie, Banana-Boat, Paddlefoot And Muffinhead...all Appropriate At Various Times.

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