The ability to tell the entire world what you feel or think is dizzying. 'How should I phrase this?' 'Do I include that?' 'Is this oversharing?' So many doubts are lurking around that share button.

But believe it or not, some people are immune to them. They post every thought that crosses their mind. And they can be anyone! Parents complaining about their kids, high schoolers "analyzing" political discourse, celebrities interacting with fans, or everyday folks venting about their lives; we can't keep count.

Here's a collection of tweets from people who decided to get personal online. Too personal!

#1

Great Step

Great Step

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Luther von Wolfen
Community Member
2 months ago

Good job, me.

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#2

They Can Barely Manage English

They Can Barely Manage English

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Tim Pillinger
Community Member
2 months ago

:(

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#3

This Hits Home

This Hits Home

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ElenaK
Community Member
2 months ago

This should popular opinion!

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The staff at CollegeGrad, an entry-level job site for college students and recent grads, believe there are at least 9 things you should never post on social media.

1. Profanity. The language you use on social media is often the same one you'll use when casually interacting with coworkers. A minor four-letter-word once in a while isn't a crime, but if swearing is a big part of who you are, it may affect how employers look at you.

2. Abusive content. Social media can be a great place to share opinions, but if your feed is full of arguments and rants, you may come across as an overly negative person, probably not the kind of employee companies want in their office. 

3. Adult content. A snapshot on the beach is perfectly fine but posting explicit photos of yourself can have a noticeable impact on your image. The Internet is a public place. So, before posting a selfie, consider if you are OK with being seen like that in the office.

#4

Genius

Genius

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Peter Liddle
Community Member
2 months ago

this is pure genius

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#5

Best Of Both Worlds Honestly

Best Of Both Worlds Honestly

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James016
Community Member
2 months ago

That's made me chuckle :D

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#6

I Love That Life Makes Sense For Him Now

I Love That Life Makes Sense For Him Now

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Lauren Caswell
Community Member
2 months ago

Sir Ian seems like he's a fun person

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4. Illegal content. Not only could this get you fired, but it may also land you on America's Stupidest Criminals. Even worse, you could be arrested if authorities see credible evidence of certain kinds of illegal activity.

5. Offensive content. Racism, sexism, and other forms of discrimination should have no place in your (online) life.

6. Negative opinions about your job, employer, boss, or professor. One comment about how you hate your job could cause future employers to wonder if you really like the work you are doing or not. And a comment about your "stupid boss" could make your next conversation about the raise you were hoping to get a lot more difficult. 

7. Drug-related content. Some employers may require you to pass a drug test as a hiring condition. But chances are you won't even make it that far if you post about substances publicly.

#7

Love By Algorithm

Love By Algorithm

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WilvanderHeijden
Community Member
2 months ago

If you like this pneumatic jack hammer, you also might be interesting in this ergonomic crochet hook set.

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#8

Wait! You Guys Got A Tutorial?!

Wait! You Guys Got A Tutorial?!

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Nadine Bamberger
Community Member
2 months ago (edited)

Don't you just love it when billionaires complain?

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#9

Yep,she's Right

Yep,she's Right

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Luther von Wolfen
Community Member
2 months ago

And they get in trouble if they murder somebody.

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8. Poor grammar. A comma here and there is nothing but if you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", it's time to learn. Communication, including writing, is an important part of professional life.

9. Threats. It is not OK to threaten others, no matter the situation you're in. Wishing someone ill, whether it is a friend, family member, colleague, politician, celebrity, whatever; if you don't like someone else, social media is not the place to be hurling threats of any kind.

The Internet is public. Remember that when you're posting from your personal account.

#10

34 Also Applies

34 Also Applies

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Connie Bonneville
Community Member
2 months ago

I'm so sorry

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#11

This One Hit Home

This One Hit Home

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Lauren Caswell
Community Member
2 months ago

Yes. I thank my lucky stars every day I live in a place where the former is the majority

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#12

Yeah

Yeah

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Sue Hazlewood
Community Member
2 months ago

This!

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#13

Wisdom If I've Ever Seen It

Wisdom If I've Ever Seen It

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Sarcastic Cow
Community Member
2 months ago

Agree!

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#14

It's Truly A Blessing

It's Truly A Blessing

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Tim Pillinger
Community Member
2 months ago (edited)

I might hold a gander reveal party then release the geese on my foes...

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#15

And A Family That Takes Care Of Their Elders

And A Family That Takes Care Of Their Elders

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Prilsy
Community Member
2 months ago

I always thought that was the whole point of the Addamses: they don't conform to societal norms of what is acceptable but their relationships are ideal, unlike the rest of suburbia. Like being authentic breeds happiness.

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#16

Religion

Religion

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WilvanderHeijden
Community Member
2 months ago

Because it's my religious duty to be a bigot, homophobe and sexist according to my holy book, written by bigots, homophobes and sexists ages ago.

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#17

Anxiety Goes Brrrr

Anxiety Goes Brrrr

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Potatogamers2
Community Member
2 months ago

Or, I get a delivery between 1 and 5 so between 1 and 5, I can't eat, watch TV or go to the toilet.

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#18

I Wouldn't Even Be Mad

I Wouldn't Even Be Mad

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Eva the Egg
Community Member
2 months ago

Thats actually hilarious 😭😭😭😂😂😂

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#19

Spot On

Spot On

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Phil DeBlanc
Community Member
2 months ago

Many times while my wife was in the hospital fighting her losing battle with cancer, I would stay overnight with her. It cost me $25 every time I did. F'in US hospitals.

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#20

This Is Important And Deserves To Be A Movement

This Is Important And Deserves To Be A Movement

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Susie Elle
Community Member
2 months ago

Just make a plate of nacho toppings and stick the nachos in :D

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#21

Well, Do They?

Well, Do They?

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Marianne Contrino
Community Member
2 months ago

Hahaha...dammit, that's hilarious!!!

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#22

Life Hack

Life Hack

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drunkpanda
Community Member
2 months ago

The fact they drew attention to this..

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#23

No Wait!

No Wait!

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Donkey boi
Community Member
2 months ago

Why is your political affiliation so important to Americans? Are there no people that just don't like any of them? That think, I'll listen to what they say and vote for the person that seems to have the best ideas to me? Nobody that thinks, 'I agree with the Dems on that subject, but disagree with the other thing. And I like the Reps idea on this, but not on that'?

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#24

Consider It

Consider It

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Premislaus de Colo
Community Member
2 months ago

Sadly, the YT reply to that was to offer a premium...

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#25

Truly A Yearly Highlight

Truly A Yearly Highlight

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Carol Emory
Community Member
2 months ago

When I was 7, I lost a tooth. I put it under my pillow for the tooth fairy. The next morning I found a $20 bill under my pillow. I rushed in to the kitchen and said "The tooth fairy gave me 20 bucks!!" My mother looked at my Dad and said "Wow...the tooth fairy was generous!" To which my Dad responds "Probably because it was dark and the tooth fairy couldn't see what he was pulling out of his wallet."

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#26

I’m Sure He Brewed His Own Coffee Too

I’m Sure He Brewed His Own Coffee Too

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Frances M
Community Member
2 months ago

But he did go to Harvard... he just didn’t stay

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#27

Good Firm Handshake Should Open Up Doors..

Good Firm Handshake Should Open Up Doors..

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Connie Bonneville
Community Member
2 months ago

The first breakdown would be their wage. The second would be their zero benefits. The third... no pension. This. Is. Genius.

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#28

Is It Even Real??

Is It Even Real??

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Lorraine Geater
Community Member
2 months ago

Exactly!!!!!!!!!!! And what's with everyone flying off to far away places to enjoy the sun when I can't visit my parents who live 2 miles away!?

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#29

Why Not Both...

Why Not Both...

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Otter
Community Member
2 months ago

Trash in the sea, literally and figuratively...

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#30

So What Breed Is He

So What Breed Is He

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Anne
Community Member
2 months ago

You prefer kids running around at Costco? I prefer them leashed and under control tbh..

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#31

Top Notch

Top Notch

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Frances M
Community Member
2 months ago

And all the different flavours, plain, peppermint, spearmint, catnip, the list is admittedly short, but so good...

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#32

Such A Good Boy

Such A Good Boy

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Andy Acceber
Community Member
2 months ago

Accurate take.

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#33

Get Shrecked

Get Shrecked

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kasa alex
Community Member
2 months ago

Its so weird how Magic Mike is literally a movie about male strippers, yet they still managed to sexualise women/treat women as somewhat of a joke (i.e. its 'funny' but not threatening to see middle-aged women losing it over male strippers), all the while still portraying the men as dominant and strong

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#34

The Elephant In The Room

The Elephant In The Room

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Eppe
Community Member
2 months ago

Both understandable. What's the point of calling an obese person fat? They won't magically loose weight and it will probably just make them feel bad. Complimenting a person that has lost weight is a nice thing to do.

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#35

He Needs 8 Months Of Tips

He Needs 8 Months Of Tips

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Robert T
Community Member
2 months ago

My gf found a lost phone once, which of course was locked, and we were sitting there wondering what to do with it when it rang and it was the owner's mother. So if you lose your phone, try phoning it, as some nice person may have found it and be trying to work out how best to return in.

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#36

100% Talk To Myself

100% Talk To Myself

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Luther von Wolfen
Community Member
2 months ago

That's what cats are for. (To the tune of "That's What Friends Are For".)

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#37

All Colleges Should Offer This

All Colleges Should Offer This

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Potatogamers2
Community Member
2 months ago

Ok..but did they also teach how to overcome it and how to help others with it?

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#38

This Has Potential

This Has Potential

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Evelína Zlá
Community Member
2 months ago (edited)

I think I saw this already... but the OP was a woman.

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#39

This Is The Way

This Is The Way

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lunar eclipse
Community Member
2 months ago

Haah. Same. :(

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#40

Yeah!

Yeah!

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Luther von Wolfen
Community Member
2 months ago

We were just happy somebody noticed us.

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#41

Dead Turkeys Don't Grow

Dead Turkeys Don't Grow

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Vicky Zar
Community Member
1 month ago

I've seen that before

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#42

More Like A Hell-Iday

More Like A Hell-Iday

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Andy Acceber
Community Member
2 months ago

I'm convinced it's a strategy of the hotels so they don't have to feed as many guests breakfast.

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#43

Stopping

Stopping

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Lorraine Geater
Community Member
2 months ago

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!! So true and so funny!!!!!!!

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#44

No, No He Has A Point

No, No He Has A Point

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Luther von Wolfen
Community Member
2 months ago

I live in Virginia. The sky is hazy because Oregon is on fire. Maybe we'll just stay in this weekend.

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#45

It’s Never Too Late...

It’s Never Too Late...

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Nadine Bamberger
Community Member
2 months ago

Especially if they involve world domination and general mayhem.

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#46

Legit

Legit

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Some Cool Guy
Community Member
2 months ago

Sure it's good for you but it tastes like shite

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#47

I Ain't No Hometown Hunk

I Ain't No Hometown Hunk

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Andy Acceber
Community Member
2 months ago

It's okay. I'm pretty sure in most of those films, you fall for your secretary/coworker/boss anyway. You'll be okay.

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#48

Co-Winkie-Dink

Co-Winkie-Dink

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Floofy Samoyed
Community Member
2 months ago

I say that too

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#49

Cover Me

Cover Me

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Prilsy
Community Member
2 months ago

I don't think they ever threw him into battle anyway

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#50

“Could Use A 7th Bathroom But You Can’t Have It All I Suppose”

“Could Use A 7th Bathroom But You Can’t Have It All I Suppose”

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Seonag Udell
Community Member
2 months ago

My mum does this every time we go past an estate agent when we go down to Devon or Cornwall.

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