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The ability to tell the entire world what you feel or think is dizzying. 'How should I phrase this?' 'Do I include that?' 'Is this oversharing?' So many doubts are lurking around that share button.

But believe it or not, some people are immune to them. They post every thought that crosses their mind. And they can be anyone! Parents complaining about their kids, high schoolers "analyzing" political discourse, celebrities interacting with fans, or everyday folks venting about their lives; we can't keep count.

Here's a collection of tweets from people who decided to get personal online. Too personal!

The staff at CollegeGrad, an entry-level job site for college students and recent grads, believe there are at least 9 things you should never post on social media.

1. Profanity. The language you use on social media is often the same one you'll use when casually interacting with coworkers. A minor four-letter-word once in a while isn't a crime, but if swearing is a big part of who you are, it may affect how employers look at you.

2. Abusive content. Social media can be a great place to share opinions, but if your feed is full of arguments and rants, you may come across as an overly negative person, probably not the kind of employee companies want in their office. 

3. Adult content. A snapshot on the beach is perfectly fine but posting explicit photos of yourself can have a noticeable impact on your image. The Internet is a public place. So, before posting a selfie, consider if you are OK with being seen like that in the office.

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4. Illegal content. Not only could this get you fired, but it may also land you on America's Stupidest Criminals. Even worse, you could be arrested if authorities see credible evidence of certain kinds of illegal activity.

5. Offensive content. Racism, sexism, and other forms of discrimination should have no place in your (online) life.

6. Negative opinions about your job, employer, boss, or professor. One comment about how you hate your job could cause future employers to wonder if you really like the work you are doing or not. And a comment about your "stupid boss" could make your next conversation about the raise you were hoping to get a lot more difficult. 

7. Drug-related content. Some employers may require you to pass a drug test as a hiring condition. But chances are you won't even make it that far if you post about substances publicly.

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Love By Algorithm

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you like this pneumatic jack hammer, you also might be interesting in this ergonomic crochet hook set.

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Wait! You Guys Got A Tutorial?!

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8. Poor grammar. A comma here and there is nothing but if you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", it's time to learn. Communication, including writing, is an important part of professional life.

9. Threats. It is not OK to threaten others, no matter the situation you're in. Wishing someone ill, whether it is a friend, family member, colleague, politician, celebrity, whatever; if you don't like someone else, social media is not the place to be hurling threats of any kind.

The Internet is public. Remember that when you're posting from your personal account.

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This One Hit Home

This One Hit Home

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Lauren Caswell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes. I thank my lucky stars every day I live in a place where the former is the majority

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It's Truly A Blessing

It's Truly A Blessing

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Tim Pillinger
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I might hold a gander reveal party then release the geese on my foes...

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And A Family That Takes Care Of Their Elders

And A Family That Takes Care Of Their Elders

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Prilsy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always thought that was the whole point of the Addamses: they don't conform to societal norms of what is acceptable but their relationships are ideal, unlike the rest of suburbia. Like being authentic breeds happiness.

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Religion

Religion

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because it's my religious duty to be a bigot, homophobe and sexist according to my holy book, written by bigots, homophobes and sexists ages ago.

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I Wouldn't Even Be Mad

I Wouldn't Even Be Mad

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Spot On

Spot On

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Phil DeBlanc
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Many times while my wife was in the hospital fighting her losing battle with cancer, I would stay overnight with her. It cost me $25 every time I did. F'in US hospitals.

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This Is Important And Deserves To Be A Movement

This Is Important And Deserves To Be A Movement

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No Wait!

No Wait!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is your political affiliation so important to Americans? Are there no people that just don't like any of them? That think, I'll listen to what they say and vote for the person that seems to have the best ideas to me? Nobody that thinks, 'I agree with the Dems on that subject, but disagree with the other thing. And I like the Reps idea on this, but not on that'?

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Truly A Yearly Highlight

Truly A Yearly Highlight

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Carol Emory
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was 7, I lost a tooth. I put it under my pillow for the tooth fairy. The next morning I found a $20 bill under my pillow. I rushed in to the kitchen and said "The tooth fairy gave me 20 bucks!!" My mother looked at my Dad and said "Wow...the tooth fairy was generous!" To which my Dad responds "Probably because it was dark and the tooth fairy couldn't see what he was pulling out of his wallet."

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I’m Sure He Brewed His Own Coffee Too

I’m Sure He Brewed His Own Coffee Too

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Good Firm Handshake Should Open Up Doors..

Good Firm Handshake Should Open Up Doors..

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Connie Bonneville
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first breakdown would be their wage. The second would be their zero benefits. The third... no pension. This. Is. Genius.

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#28

Is It Even Real??

Is It Even Real??

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Lorraine Geater
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly!!!!!!!!!!! And what's with everyone flying off to far away places to enjoy the sun when I can't visit my parents who live 2 miles away!?

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#29

Why Not Both...

Why Not Both...

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So What Breed Is He

So What Breed Is He

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Anne
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You prefer kids running around at Costco? I prefer them leashed and under control tbh..

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Top Notch

Top Notch

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Frances M
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And all the different flavours, plain, peppermint, spearmint, catnip, the list is admittedly short, but so good...

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Get Shrecked

Get Shrecked

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its so weird how Magic Mike is literally a movie about male strippers, yet they still managed to sexualise women/treat women as somewhat of a joke (i.e. its 'funny' but not threatening to see middle-aged women losing it over male strippers), all the while still portraying the men as dominant and strong

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The Elephant In The Room

The Elephant In The Room

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Both understandable. What's the point of calling an obese person fat? They won't magically loose weight and it will probably just make them feel bad. Complimenting a person that has lost weight is a nice thing to do.

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He Needs 8 Months Of Tips

He Needs 8 Months Of Tips

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My gf found a lost phone once, which of course was locked, and we were sitting there wondering what to do with it when it rang and it was the owner's mother. So if you lose your phone, try phoning it, as some nice person may have found it and be trying to work out how best to return in.

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100% Talk To Myself

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All Colleges Should Offer This

All Colleges Should Offer This

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A terrible reality, but glad there are people who think about what they've learned and don't just have the "too bad, but doesn't affect me" take away

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This Has Potential

This Has Potential

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More Like A Hell-Iday

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Andy Acceber
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm convinced it's a strategy of the hotels so they don't have to feed as many guests breakfast.

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No, No He Has A Point

No, No He Has A Point

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in Virginia. The sky is hazy because Oregon is on fire. Maybe we'll just stay in this weekend.

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It’s Never Too Late...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's okay. I'm pretty sure in most of those films, you fall for your secretary/coworker/boss anyway. You'll be okay.

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Prilsy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think they ever threw him into battle anyway

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Bad Mole
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And they made him a sergeant so he wouldn't get crap from the ranks.

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Daniel Atkins
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then the rest of the unit begins to sing All the Single Ladies, maybe I read the post wrong.

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MalP
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Look up David Niven, he volunteered. G Bush got his plane shot out from him. Jimmy Stewart, Morgan Freeman, Marlena Deitrich...

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Jane Alexander
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

David Niven also saved a particular breed of cattle from the nazis, can't remember details just now. Audey Murphy was the most decorated WW2, made the movie after; 'To Hell and Back' So many stars served. Let's not forget those who risked their lives to entertain; Bob Hope, Ann Margret and when Paul Robeson sang for the troops, both sides stopped to listen!

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Ekaterina S
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He had a good time in Germany. Living there with all his family and entourage.

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Belka
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why wouldn't he be in the army? I mean any person doing their job is equally valuable. Bob digging mines is as important as Elvis, because both are humans.

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Мара Гончарова
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...and everybody starts making covers of "Run the World" and singing out loud on the battlefield... Beautiful. Weird, but still...

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Masen Silas
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jimi Hendrix got discharged for never being where he was supposed to be, afair

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Nugget
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One day my bias will be off in the military. Sad times.

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Roadkill The Brave
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandpa was almost over Elvis, he got to meet him but they changed plans so he left right after that. Also South Korea and North Korea are still technically at war. Male K-Pop stars have to serve in the military before they turn 29 so a lot of them wind up going in, like Taemin recently, at the height of their careers. Shownu from Monsta X just went in this week.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In defense of my idol, the Army offered to put him in Special Services and he turned them down.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also intersting, Elvis had so many number 1's in his career, but he died having a number 2 !

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YoyoSthlm
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you people really think that the US army would have let Elvis be in a situation that could harm him?? Imagine the headlines: "The king of rock shot by a sniper!". It's the same thing with prince Harry now, he's "a helicopter pilot that risked his life in Afghanistan" which equals he picked up the groceries from the local market. Seriously: how can you think that any army would let a famous person get harmed??

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They weren't nearly as worried about Harry getting killed as they were about him getting kidnapped

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Neil Bidle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Publicity. Elvis enlists and how many young men will follow?

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Andy Acceber
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

? Elvis was drafted and did serve as a soldier starting in 1958. He had the option to be an entertainer for the troops but opted to be a standard soldier instead.

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“Could Use A 7th Bathroom But You Can’t Have It All I Suppose”

“Could Use A 7th Bathroom But You Can’t Have It All I Suppose”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mum does this every time we go past an estate agent when we go down to Devon or Cornwall.

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