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The ability to tell the entire world what you feel or think is dizzying. 'How should I phrase this?' 'Do I include that?' 'Is this oversharing?' So many doubts are lurking around that share button.

But believe it or not, some people are immune to them. They post every thought that crosses their mind. And they can be anyone! Parents complaining about their kids, high schoolers "analyzing" political discourse, celebrities interacting with fans, or everyday folks venting about their lives; we can't keep count.

Here's a collection of tweets from people who decided to get personal online. Too personal!

The staff at CollegeGrad, an entry-level job site for college students and recent grads, believe there are at least 9 things you should never post on social media.

1. Profanity. The language you use on social media is often the same one you'll use when casually interacting with coworkers. A minor four-letter-word once in a while isn't a crime, but if swearing is a big part of who you are, it may affect how employers look at you.

2. Abusive content. Social media can be a great place to share opinions, but if your feed is full of arguments and rants, you may come across as an overly negative person, probably not the kind of employee companies want in their office. 

3. Adult content. A snapshot on the beach is perfectly fine but posting explicit photos of yourself can have a noticeable impact on your image. The Internet is a public place. So, before posting a selfie, consider if you are OK with being seen like that in the office.

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IlovemydogShilo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This could work for when you need to choose where to go eat. It would just have to be adapted for both. Brilliant idea.

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Bumble
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is genius- but could we have the same for takeaways/restaurants?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Difference is: there's a finite amount of restaurants in your area, and you can visit them multiple times (you can watch movies multiple times as well, but say over a short period of time).

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third molar
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well you would be hoping the app helps find that matching movie but u may end up scrolling for weeks

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Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd need an app for me. Just for me. Something that suggests things based on my level of boredom or itchiness. (I get itchy when I want something but I don't know what. Is that just me? I feel like I'm sitting in nettles )

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Dann999
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

or watch the movie separately. you don't have to do everything together. called it "me time".

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Would absolutely use this with my friends; we can never agree on what to watch for movie night and we always end up rewatching lilo and stitch (not complaining though).

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Julie Harden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is an amazing idea. Should have "restaurant mode" as well.

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Brendan
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes! Every couple needs this. Saves the back-and-forth conversation, "What do you wanna watch?", "I don't mind. What do you feel like watching?", "I don't mind."

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DragonflyGreen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THAT IS BRILLIANT!!!! It would solve a LOT of issues in my relationship! He is super picky, so I always tell him "YOU pick the movie, and I will tell you if I want to watch it." He hates it when I make him decide. But he is the one that starts a thousand movies and gives up on them, and I am the one paying for the streaming service, who has to constantly "hide" the movies he didn't like, because they are clogging up my streaming lists. Dang, this would be a game-changer!!!

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cah
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You must be proud that you're high. No one is impressed

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mia
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i need this, not just with a partner but your siblings/parents too lol

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Turtle42
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hm. This is called. Hmm. Communication between each other...

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Jessica Aubé
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The problem with this is that there are lots of things I want to watch but I have to be in the mood .. so you gotta match mood with preference first

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Lucky2BAlive
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe you should spark one more often. Who knows, perhaps the answer for world peace and a Nobel prize is in your future.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

omg I need this so bad it takes us forever to find something we both want to watch at the same time lol

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Lovin' Life
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He could just pick one. I'm going to sleep through it anyway. But this is an awesome idea

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Adrian Ceroni
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

According to stereotypes, the same for what to have for dinner...

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GoldfishCrackers
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get sober and create it! You’ll have my money and lots of others!

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Janiee Bug
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Should be the same for what you're in the mood for for dinner

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A friend and I were just reminiscing about going to Blockbuster to find a movie to watch. All the good ones would be taken early so we'd argue about which less-popular one(s) to get.

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Roxy Eastland
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As opposed to scrolling through together going 'this one? what about this one? this one? or this one?'

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Bob Belcher
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude, someone needs to do this. Also needs to be done for dinner.

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Grace Noyes
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want the movie matching app, but I can't find it for Android. :(

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Leslie Burleson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stoned you is brilliant ! If I think I've posted something clever when I'm baked . The next day I read it and I'm like damn , I hope nobody read that nonsense . Lol

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I swear being stoned gives you the most brilliant ideas just we never remember to write them down! She should patent this FR

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Patent that NOW!!!! Don't let Netflix et al steal your idea for free. Get your slice of the pie.

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Hugh Walter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's brilliant; when we were stoned (my well-spent youth) we would often have brilliant ideas, but in the morning come to realise either they were s&&t or someone had already done it! One time three of us convinced each other we would be millionaires with our idea to put screwdriver-slots in bolt-nuts, of course in the morning we realised they were already everywhere and of limited use anyway . . . lucky you can't put down a deposit on a factory at 3 a.m.!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need this to figure out which shows to watch on my own and which ones to wait for my husband to watch.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A good idea, but Netflix wants you to watch WAY more than that on their service, so it won't be coming from them.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or, gods forbid, you actually have a conversation with your partner about what you want to watch or do...

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pebs
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That app already exists and is called expressing one's thoughts in words (aka speaking, communicating orally).

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James
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hear me out on this one...what if we could somehow communicate without an app by making some kind of noise from our mouths that we all learnt to understand!?

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about if you disagree on movies, you don't watch a movie together? Go do something else that you don't disagree on. Oh wait nevermind this is supposed to be an exercise in compromise right?

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I Love That Life Makes Sense For Him Now

I Love That Life Makes Sense For Him Now

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4. Illegal content. Not only could this get you fired, but it may also land you on America's Stupidest Criminals. Even worse, you could be arrested if authorities see credible evidence of certain kinds of illegal activity.

5. Offensive content. Racism, sexism, and other forms of discrimination should have no place in your (online) life.

6. Negative opinions about your job, employer, boss, or professor. One comment about how you hate your job could cause future employers to wonder if you really like the work you are doing or not. And a comment about your "stupid boss" could make your next conversation about the raise you were hoping to get a lot more difficult. 

7. Drug-related content. Some employers may require you to pass a drug test as a hiring condition. But chances are you won't even make it that far if you post about substances publicly.

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Love By Algorithm

Love By Algorithm

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you like this pneumatic jack hammer, you also might be interesting in this ergonomic crochet hook set.

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Wait! You Guys Got A Tutorial?!

Wait! You Guys Got A Tutorial?!

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8. Poor grammar. A comma here and there is nothing but if you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", it's time to learn. Communication, including writing, is an important part of professional life.

9. Threats. It is not OK to threaten others, no matter the situation you're in. Wishing someone ill, whether it is a friend, family member, colleague, politician, celebrity, whatever; if you don't like someone else, social media is not the place to be hurling threats of any kind.

The Internet is public. Remember that when you're posting from your personal account.

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This One Hit Home

This One Hit Home

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes. I thank my lucky stars every day I live in a place where the former is the majority

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It's Truly A Blessing

It's Truly A Blessing

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I might hold a gander reveal party then release the geese on my foes...

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And A Family That Takes Care Of Their Elders

And A Family That Takes Care Of Their Elders

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always thought that was the whole point of the Addamses: they don't conform to societal norms of what is acceptable but their relationships are ideal, unlike the rest of suburbia. Like being authentic breeds happiness.

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Religion

Religion

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because it's my religious duty to be a bigot, homophobe and sexist according to my holy book, written by bigots, homophobes and sexists ages ago.

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I Wouldn't Even Be Mad

I Wouldn't Even Be Mad

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Spot On

Spot On

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Many times while my wife was in the hospital fighting her losing battle with cancer, I would stay overnight with her. It cost me $25 every time I did. F'in US hospitals.

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This Is Important And Deserves To Be A Movement

This Is Important And Deserves To Be A Movement

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No Wait!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is your political affiliation so important to Americans? Are there no people that just don't like any of them? That think, I'll listen to what they say and vote for the person that seems to have the best ideas to me? Nobody that thinks, 'I agree with the Dems on that subject, but disagree with the other thing. And I like the Reps idea on this, but not on that'?

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Truly A Yearly Highlight

Truly A Yearly Highlight

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was 7, I lost a tooth. I put it under my pillow for the tooth fairy. The next morning I found a $20 bill under my pillow. I rushed in to the kitchen and said "The tooth fairy gave me 20 bucks!!" My mother looked at my Dad and said "Wow...the tooth fairy was generous!" To which my Dad responds "Probably because it was dark and the tooth fairy couldn't see what he was pulling out of his wallet."

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I’m Sure He Brewed His Own Coffee Too

I’m Sure He Brewed His Own Coffee Too

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Good Firm Handshake Should Open Up Doors..

Good Firm Handshake Should Open Up Doors..

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first breakdown would be their wage. The second would be their zero benefits. The third... no pension. This. Is. Genius.

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Is It Even Real??

Is It Even Real??

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly!!!!!!!!!!! And what's with everyone flying off to far away places to enjoy the sun when I can't visit my parents who live 2 miles away!?

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Why Not Both...

Why Not Both...

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So What Breed Is He

So What Breed Is He

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You prefer kids running around at Costco? I prefer them leashed and under control tbh..

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Top Notch

Top Notch

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And all the different flavours, plain, peppermint, spearmint, catnip, the list is admittedly short, but so good...

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Get Shrecked

Get Shrecked

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its so weird how Magic Mike is literally a movie about male strippers, yet they still managed to sexualise women/treat women as somewhat of a joke (i.e. its 'funny' but not threatening to see middle-aged women losing it over male strippers), all the while still portraying the men as dominant and strong

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The Elephant In The Room

The Elephant In The Room

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Both understandable. What's the point of calling an obese person fat? They won't magically loose weight and it will probably just make them feel bad. Complimenting a person that has lost weight is a nice thing to do.

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He Needs 8 Months Of Tips

He Needs 8 Months Of Tips

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My gf found a lost phone once, which of course was locked, and we were sitting there wondering what to do with it when it rang and it was the owner's mother. So if you lose your phone, try phoning it, as some nice person may have found it and be trying to work out how best to return in.

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100% Talk To Myself

100% Talk To Myself

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All Colleges Should Offer This

All Colleges Should Offer This

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A terrible reality, but glad there are people who think about what they've learned and don't just have the "too bad, but doesn't affect me" take away

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This Has Potential

This Has Potential

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More Like A Hell-Iday

More Like A Hell-Iday

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm convinced it's a strategy of the hotels so they don't have to feed as many guests breakfast.

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No, No He Has A Point

No, No He Has A Point

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in Virginia. The sky is hazy because Oregon is on fire. Maybe we'll just stay in this weekend.

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It’s Never Too Late...

It’s Never Too Late...

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I Ain't No Hometown Hunk

I Ain't No Hometown Hunk

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's okay. I'm pretty sure in most of those films, you fall for your secretary/coworker/boss anyway. You'll be okay.

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“Could Use A 7th Bathroom But You Can’t Have It All I Suppose”

“Could Use A 7th Bathroom But You Can’t Have It All I Suppose”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mum does this every time we go past an estate agent when we go down to Devon or Cornwall.

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