The ability to tell the entire world what you feel or think is dizzying. 'How should I phrase this?' 'Do I include that?' 'Is this oversharing?' So many doubts are lurking around that share button.
But believe it or not, some people are immune to them. They post every thought that crosses their mind. And they can be anyone! Parents complaining about their kids, high schoolers "analyzing" political discourse, celebrities interacting with fans, or everyday folks venting about their lives; we can't keep count.
Here's a collection of tweets from people who decided to get personal online. Too personal!
This post may include affiliate links.
Great Step
I heard once "Everything I know about the Kardashians I learned against my will.", I totally agree.
There are 2 ways to look at this: "Yay Me! I never watched it! "And there is "How did that 'show' last 20 years?'
I will never understand honestly what was so interesting about that show and it lasted more than half a season!!
Load More Replies...
Soooo much truth to that statement. No one around me watches or cares about them but somehow we all know too much about them.
Load More Replies...
Me too. Anything I know about the Kardashians is through involuntary osmosis.
Congratulations! Neither have I, and our brain cells thank us for it. 🎆
We both get the pride that comes from having higher evolved taste in entertainment.
Load More Replies...
I've seen 1 episode. I like to watch an episode of the big pop culture phenomena, just so I know what I'm not missing. It was much more boring than I had expected. Pretty much nothing happened, they just hung out in a fancy kitchen while wearing skin tight clothing and 15 layers of make up. I don't get the appeal.
They are TV stars? I was wondering where on earth they came from
Kim gave someone a blow job in front of an open window and it was filmed. That's 100% what she's famous for. Giving head.
Load More Replies...
Not even one , bored , alone during a pandemic , you've watched the entirety of Prime Video and Netflix's watch lists ... desperate times and all. It's actually fun to watch and play a drinking game. Drink every time somebody says , literally , are you kidding me , can you just not right now , so excited , obsessed .... you'll have alcohol poisoning five minutes into an episode
Indeed. Why haven't those 'Famous Only for Being Famous" harlots gone the way Paris Hilton did a few decades ago?
Me too! I have never watched a single episode. I think that's why I have less wrinkles on my face
I would much rather keep up with the Cardassians than the Kardashians. I suspect that most familiar with Elim Garak would agree!
Well done Terri. I would also like to congratulate myself for this achievement.
Unfortunately I can’t say the same…. Why do I like trashy reality TV??? 😭😭😭
I'm ashamed. I think I know who they are? Why? don't know, except they're faces show up a lot. But cross my heart, hope to die, never, ever, purposely watched them.
I join that club. I never watched them, never read any article about them, I actually don't know a lot about them. Just by the headlines that I stumbled across I could alraedy tell that one must be pretty brain-dead to care for this kind of entertainment.
the question is how did he know it was their 20th season if he had never watched a single episode ? feels like you'd have to be *keeping up* with them to know that lmao
I'm impressed that you've managed to avoid this knowledge. How did you achieve this while still being on the internet?
Load More Replies...
People need to stop basing their personality around watching/not watching a show
I literally just posted a comment about this. All I can think is yikes. Someone who wants to trumpet and out others down. Not liking something others though small or large doesn't make you better than anyone
Load More Replies...
Amen, and for further points, I've never watched one of them on ANY other show either!!
Congrats, you hate something other people enjoy 🙄 nobody cares. It doesn't make you cool to put down others. Not saying I like the Kardashians but ya.
They Can Barely Manage English
This Hits Home
The staff at CollegeGrad, an entry-level job site for college students and recent grads, believe there are at least 9 things you should never post on social media.
1. Profanity. The language you use on social media is often the same one you'll use when casually interacting with coworkers. A minor four-letter-word once in a while isn't a crime, but if swearing is a big part of who you are, it may affect how employers look at you.
2. Abusive content. Social media can be a great place to share opinions, but if your feed is full of arguments and rants, you may come across as an overly negative person, probably not the kind of employee companies want in their office.
3. Adult content. A snapshot on the beach is perfectly fine but posting explicit photos of yourself can have a noticeable impact on your image. The Internet is a public place. So, before posting a selfie, consider if you are OK with being seen like that in the office.
Genius
Best Of Both Worlds Honestly
I Love That Life Makes Sense For Him Now
4. Illegal content. Not only could this get you fired, but it may also land you on America's Stupidest Criminals. Even worse, you could be arrested if authorities see credible evidence of certain kinds of illegal activity.
5. Offensive content. Racism, sexism, and other forms of discrimination should have no place in your (online) life.
6. Negative opinions about your job, employer, boss, or professor. One comment about how you hate your job could cause future employers to wonder if you really like the work you are doing or not. And a comment about your "stupid boss" could make your next conversation about the raise you were hoping to get a lot more difficult.
7. Drug-related content. Some employers may require you to pass a drug test as a hiring condition. But chances are you won't even make it that far if you post about substances publicly.
Love By Algorithm
If you like this pneumatic jack hammer, you also might be interesting in this ergonomic crochet hook set.
Wait! You Guys Got A Tutorial?!
Yep,she's Right
8. Poor grammar. A comma here and there is nothing but if you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", it's time to learn. Communication, including writing, is an important part of professional life.
9. Threats. It is not OK to threaten others, no matter the situation you're in. Wishing someone ill, whether it is a friend, family member, colleague, politician, celebrity, whatever; if you don't like someone else, social media is not the place to be hurling threats of any kind.
The Internet is public. Remember that when you're posting from your personal account.
34 Also Applies
This One Hit Home
Yes. I thank my lucky stars every day I live in a place where the former is the majority
Yeah
Wisdom If I've Ever Seen It
It's Truly A Blessing
I might hold a gander reveal party then release the geese on my foes...
And A Family That Takes Care Of Their Elders
Religion
Because it's my religious duty to be a bigot, homophobe and sexist according to my holy book, written by bigots, homophobes and sexists ages ago.
Anxiety Goes Brrrr
I Wouldn't Even Be Mad
Spot On
Many times while my wife was in the hospital fighting her losing battle with cancer, I would stay overnight with her. It cost me $25 every time I did. F'in US hospitals.
This Is Important And Deserves To Be A Movement
Well, Do They?
Life Hack
No Wait!
Why is your political affiliation so important to Americans? Are there no people that just don't like any of them? That think, I'll listen to what they say and vote for the person that seems to have the best ideas to me? Nobody that thinks, 'I agree with the Dems on that subject, but disagree with the other thing. And I like the Reps idea on this, but not on that'?
Consider It
Truly A Yearly Highlight
When I was 7, I lost a tooth. I put it under my pillow for the tooth fairy. The next morning I found a $20 bill under my pillow. I rushed in to the kitchen and said "The tooth fairy gave me 20 bucks!!" My mother looked at my Dad and said "Wow...the tooth fairy was generous!" To which my Dad responds "Probably because it was dark and the tooth fairy couldn't see what he was pulling out of his wallet."
I’m Sure He Brewed His Own Coffee Too
Good Firm Handshake Should Open Up Doors..
The first breakdown would be their wage. The second would be their zero benefits. The third... no pension. This. Is. Genius.
Is It Even Real??
Exactly!!!!!!!!!!! And what's with everyone flying off to far away places to enjoy the sun when I can't visit my parents who live 2 miles away!?
Why Not Both...
So What Breed Is He
Top Notch
Get Shrecked
Its so weird how Magic Mike is literally a movie about male strippers, yet they still managed to sexualise women/treat women as somewhat of a joke (i.e. its 'funny' but not threatening to see middle-aged women losing it over male strippers), all the while still portraying the men as dominant and strong
The Elephant In The Room
He Needs 8 Months Of Tips
My gf found a lost phone once, which of course was locked, and we were sitting there wondering what to do with it when it rang and it was the owner's mother. So if you lose your phone, try phoning it, as some nice person may have found it and be trying to work out how best to return in.
100% Talk To Myself
That's what cats are for. (To the tune of "That's What Friends Are For".)
All Colleges Should Offer This
A terrible reality, but glad there are people who think about what they've learned and don't just have the "too bad, but doesn't affect me" take away
This Has Potential
This Is The Way
Yeah!
Dead Turkeys Don't Grow
More Like A Hell-Iday
I'm convinced it's a strategy of the hotels so they don't have to feed as many guests breakfast.
Stopping
No, No He Has A Point
I live in Virginia. The sky is hazy because Oregon is on fire. Maybe we'll just stay in this weekend.
It’s Never Too Late...
Legit
I Ain't No Hometown Hunk
It's okay. I'm pretty sure in most of those films, you fall for your secretary/coworker/boss anyway. You'll be okay.
Cover Me
“Could Use A 7th Bathroom But You Can’t Have It All I Suppose”
My mum does this every time we go past an estate agent when we go down to Devon or Cornwall.
Note: this post originally had 101 images. It’s been shortened to the top 50 images based on user votes.
First! This is a superb thread :) Now I think humanity is worth it again.
Great post!!! Every one of them made for a fun and interesting discussion.
First! This is a superb thread :) Now I think humanity is worth it again.
Great post!!! Every one of them made for a fun and interesting discussion.
