No matter how you call it - Riding The Cotton Pony, a Visit From Aunt Flo, Crimson Tide or The Red Badge of Courage - it still is bloody, terrifying and will have you sitting in front of your TV all day while snacking on everything that you can see. No, I'm not talking about Shark Week, I'm talking about your period. Yes, just like clockwork The Moon Time comes each month to wreck your plans, bedsheets, favorite underwear and destroy your mood with period cramps. And you know what's the only consolation while enduring The Red Curse? Nope, not chocolate, but rather a healthy dose of funny memes, made by gals who know your sufferings.

So take a break from whatever series you are binge-watching, from glaring at that one obnoxious person you work with or wallowing in self-pity because of period pains and take a look at this comprehensive list from Bored Panda of hilarious period memes. From uncontrollable emotions to uncontrollable cramps, we've got it all, and these period jokes might just be enough to make you give a halfhearted smile at your screen. And with new meme-worthy aches and pains every month, you are sure to find something relatable. So start scrolling for the bloody best memes and don't forget to upvote your favs...if you have the energy.

#1

Caring Roommates

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Carol Emory
Community Member
2 years ago

That was so cool of them!!

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#2

Thin, White And Suck Up Blood

Thin, White And Suck Up Blood

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Baked Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

This sooooooo needs to be higher

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#3

Clever Product Placement

Clever Product Placement

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troufaki13
Community Member
2 years ago

For me it's chocolate AND a bag of Cheetos!

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#4

Mythical Creatures

Mythical Creatures

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tuzdayschild
Community Member
2 years ago

You will see a unicorn before you see this

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#5

Period Perks

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Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago

*PICTURESQUE TEXT ALLERT!* In my case, not diarrhoea, but yeah, bowel movements are more frequent, which means I'm filled with gasses and I poo my soul out and my ass hole feels destroyed.

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#6

Glitzy Reality

Glitzy Reality

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Helenium
Community Member
2 years ago

thats me now cept i have the flu

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#7

The Great Flood

The Great Flood

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Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

THE WORST!! But first 2 days of my period I can FEEL the blood flowing, sneeze or no

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#8

Period Moods

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Brigitta Swart
Community Member
2 years ago

or chewing

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#9

Period Cramps

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Evgeniya Khon
Community Member
2 years ago

This photo sums up the feeling way too perfectly haha

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#10

Drama Queen

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Randy Dhuyvetter
Community Member
2 years ago

Who the hell made that and what the hell were they thinking?

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#11

Crustacean Station

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Helenium
Community Member
2 years ago

lol thats awesome lol it needs snacks as well though and a teddy bear and a box of tissues and pain killers

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#12

Period Memes

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WaLe
Community Member
2 years ago

It knows.

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#13

Mood Swings

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All With Heart
Community Member
2 years ago

preach.

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#14

Hygiene Products

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Arietis
Community Member
2 years ago

You're too self-conscious about it. It's not like we need to keep our period a secret from other women. They know what's up. No sane woman judged another woman for using a tampon or pad.

Lara L.
Community Member
2 years ago

Nor does any sane man

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Pamela24
Community Member
2 years ago

Menstrual cups for the win! (Yeah, I know, that it's not an option for everyone.)

Hayley Lightcap
Community Member
2 years ago

So, I've actually been curious about those. Aren't they uncomfortable?

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

Triaging my vag with duct tape !!!

Foxyloxylou
Community Member
2 years ago

Me: *opens pad* Everyone, probably: Who the heck is opening a pad in here? Is it their time of month? Is it really a pad? Is it a bag of chips? Who the heck would be eating a bag of chips in here?

Serenity Strickland
Community Member
3 months ago

i always wear pads. in the bathroom, i dont care if the other girls know or not. sometimes i try to be as loud as possible when opening it-

Tabitha Feliciano
Community Member
2 years ago

So me, that is just one reason I hate using public bathrooms...

Isabella Adams
Community Member
1 year ago

yet its soo relatable

Ari Maegan Rose
Community Member
2 years ago

OR MAKE THE FREAKING WRAPPERS FLUORESCENT COLOURS!!! WTF IS UP WITH THAT?! I MIGHT AS WELL HANG A FREAKING SIGN AROUND MY NECK THAT SAYS 'hey just a PSA I'm on my period'

Camilla Koutsos
Community Member
2 years ago

Also, triaging? I don't think that word means what you think it means.

Kim Lorton
Community Member
2 years ago

He k, when I was in nursing school, I wore extra long and fluffy pads, to keep me clean, and if I wore a tampon, I’d wear two super absorbency, so I could get through the day. Sometimes I didn’t,but it gave me an idea of the depth and breadth of my vaginal capacity!

Ruth Beaty
Community Member
2 years ago

This is dumb, we all do it (mostly), time to get over the noises.

Joke Voorn
Community Member
2 years ago

Haha

Ruth Hempsey
Community Member
2 years ago

This is another reason to loathe unisex bathrooms.

MammaG
Community Member
2 years ago

What is? Women have periods. It's just a fact.

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Sharon Tiede
Community Member
2 years ago

SO F**KING TRUE!!!

TheFoxGuy
Community Member
2 years ago

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That's a man...

Bianca Sgammini
Community Member
2 years ago

It's also a meme...

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#15

Crimson Tide

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh my, I'm crying XD

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#16

Well, I've Warned You

Well, I've Warned You

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diane a
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

periods are not funny I wore 3 super-plus tampons - and set the alarm for 3am so I could use another 3 - to avoid covering the bed with blood

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#17

Thanks For Asking

Thanks For Asking

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Kiahna
Community Member
2 years ago

Male teacher?

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#18

Sneezing On Period

Sneezing On Period

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rakuninaru
Community Member
2 years ago

accurate

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#19

Serial Killers

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Jilltdcatlady
Community Member
2 years ago

After I got my period as a preteen my Doctor told me to try exercise. I laughed out loud because He had to be joking. He was dead serious.

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#20

Feeling Confident?

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Elfmonkey
Community Member
2 years ago

Ah, if only my period was Jason Momoa. Could come along aaany time!

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#21

'Just' Cramps

'Just' Cramps

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Lara L.
Community Member
2 years ago

No man is allowed to judge period craps- like no woman is allowed to judge man- specific "illnesses"

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#22

Surprise!

Surprise!

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Bored Fox
Community Member
2 years ago

Also if you are going to travel somewhere then that is probably same time when your period starts. I remember when I waited many months to my first trip to Prague and when I finally get there I had to spend 2 first days resting at the hotel because it was too painful to go anywhere.

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#23

I Feel You, Sister

I Feel You, Sister

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Colleen
Community Member
2 years ago

Respect Man! I know what your going through.

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#24

Making Sense Of It All

Making Sense Of It All

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All With Heart
Community Member
2 years ago

well now we know

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#25

Feeling Angry

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troufaki13
Community Member
2 years ago

That's me TODAY!

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#26

Period Memes

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Hanneke Legerstee
Community Member
2 years ago

Why the hell would you wear trousers that look like that?

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#27

White Shorts

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Bathsheba
Community Member
2 years ago

Unless you're in an actual tampon advert, when this would apparently indicate that you are...

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#28

Taming The Monster

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love life you only live once
Community Member
2 years ago

yep

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#29

Bathroom Trip

Bathroom Trip

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SandaPanda
Community Member
2 years ago

My male friends have stopped asking me why I take my bag with me to the bathroom cause they know that if they ask I will paint them a disgusting but accurate picture of what period is. One of them almost threw up once.. I'm a bitch when I have my period.. Sorry..

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#30

Lovely Painkillers

Lovely Painkillers

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Anwesha Satpathy
Community Member
2 years ago

That is how I look at tramadol.

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#31

Period Cramps

Period Cramps

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Helenium
Community Member
2 years ago

lmao i have flu this is making me feel better

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#32

Having Cramps

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minerva15
Community Member
2 years ago

Also me every night.

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#33

Fixing It Discreetly

Fixing It Discreetly

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Christina Sersif
Community Member
2 years ago

What is he doing? Is he wearing a G-string?

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#34

A Terrible Surprise

A Terrible Surprise

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Jilltdcatlady
Community Member
2 years ago

This scenario is way too real!

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#35

Ministry Of Silly Walks

Ministry Of Silly Walks

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

HAAAAAAAAAAA

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#36

Construction Works

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Meowton Mewsk
Community Member
2 years ago

Accurate

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#37

Period Memes

Period Memes

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All With Heart
Community Member
2 years ago

accurate

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#38

Period Staining

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Kiahna
Community Member
2 years ago

This girl has the right idea! She wore the red dress. (Please let someone get this reference.)

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#39

Menstrual Cramps

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Nikol Böhmová
Community Member
2 years ago

I always had painful period and I read that it is caused by small contractions and also lots of people told me, that actual labour pain is 10x worst. I'm scared already... :(

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#40

Hot Water Bottle

Hot Water Bottle

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Kiss Army
Community Member
2 years ago

I get my cat to lay on me... best "hot water bottle" ever!!

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#41

Bragging Rights

Bragging Rights

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Susann Campbell
Community Member
2 years ago

And the government would pay for them and their pain medication.

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#42

Mood Swings

Mood Swings

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Lark Estelle
Community Member
2 years ago

Mhm

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#43

Period Memes

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
2 years ago

Hey, we all remember how Mary was even still a virgin AFTER giving birth....

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#44

If Cramps Were A Person

If Cramps Were A Person

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Arietis
Community Member
2 years ago

More like Joffrey. Erratic, easily triggered and whiney.

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#45

Sneezing On Your Period

Sneezing On Your Period

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incoherent screaming
Community Member
2 years ago

i have a huge celebrity crush on jennifer lawrence

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#46

The Perfect Buffet

The Perfect Buffet

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The Girl on Fire
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't even need to be on my period to want to this buffet.

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#47

Front Lines

Front Lines

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Jaguarundi
Community Member
2 years ago

Yep there's even a dead horse in there.

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#48

Sneaky Period

Sneaky Period

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Jilltdcatlady
Community Member
2 years ago

Or mystery back pain, and you can't figure out what you lifted wrong.

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#49

Still Cute

Still Cute

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Matt Richardson
Community Member
2 years ago

And you better believe it.

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#50

Period Memes

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Kiahna
Community Member
2 years ago

Just get an old towel and lay it down when you go to sleep. Suck it, uterus!

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