Periods are the probably the most annoying part of being a woman. They always start unexpectedly and they mess up your emotions while somehow managing to ruin the one pair of panties you really love.

At least there's a silver lining: half of the world gets to experience the same struggle each month, so we're all sisters in this matter. Bored Panda collected some of the funniest posts from Tumblr and Twitter where women share their period horror stories or general thoughts on why periods are truly the satan's sacrificial waterfalls. Be sure to upvote the ones you liked best and share your own stories!

#1

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simonwang Report

Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

Hahahahaha, nerd talk at its best!!!

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#2

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kaeandlucy Report

Koko Sempai
Community Member
3 years ago

these are SOO FUNNY

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#3

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dory Report

Wolfy catcute
Community Member
3 years ago

(Goes to Twitter and follow her)

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#4

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legisaskerator Report

Koko Sempai
Community Member
3 years ago

LMAO (;^ o ^;)

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#5

Period Jokes

quenchiestcactusjuice Report

John L
Community Member
3 years ago

This is the best one yet! :D

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#6

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periodhumor Report

Ladam
Community Member
3 years ago

The average amount of blood lost during a period is 30-40 millilitres (ml) (NHS). So at 35ml avg. times 480 thats 16.8L (4.4 gallons) of blood in a lifetime.

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#7

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thisiswhymomworries Report

katie thomas
Community Member
3 years ago

This literally just made me laugh out loud!!!!

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#8

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periodhumor Report

Daria B
Community Member
3 years ago

This should be the standard icon symbolizing menstruation.

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#9

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theawkwardterrier Report

Shana
Community Member
3 years ago

And instead of understanding that there isn't any visitor coming, it all starts over again after that... :P

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#10

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LaceyNycole Report

rakuninaru
Community Member
3 years ago

just... keep on singing

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#11

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misogynytears Report

Neurotic_Octopus
Community Member
3 years ago

It's always a thin liquid too, like, I'm not pissing on it. Show me how this thing handles a big thick blood clot!

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#12

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kaitlinguini Report

Smoofy
Community Member
3 years ago

If you just DON'T MOVE or speak, or breathe, or sit up, OR GOD FORBID, STAND, then you're all good! YAY

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#13

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gothicprep Report

Zori the degu
Community Member
3 years ago

And most of them wear white pants! What idiots!

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#14

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stereolights Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

Only fun fact on my tampon box is a warning about Toxic Shock Syndrome

Emmer
Community Member
3 years ago

That's why I use pads D: Screw comfort!!!

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Enn Geecee
Community Member
3 years ago

As an Australian, can 💯 % confirm this is true. Thanks to my period, I have actually helped my team answer the winning question at a trivia night once.

Miraculous Klutz
Community Member
11 months ago

They are the best. Won a bag of candy at school once.

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Jess Gore
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm kind of jealous!!! Where's my fun facts????

Bobbi Newell
Community Member
3 years ago

i missed out on YEARS of fun facts! Dammit, Always! Step it up!

John L
Community Member
3 years ago

Now That's worth keeping in mind, you guys! ;O

Jessica Alice
Community Member
3 years ago

I swapped brands. Sure do miss these.

Bunnies are better!!
Community Member
3 years ago

it's almost ironic that there's a fact about a fetus

Flora Polvado
Community Member
3 years ago

I would've enjoyed this:(

Ethan Firl
Community Member
3 years ago

I had no idea.

Blue Cicada
Community Member
3 years ago

It should be jokes, like on Laffy Taffy.

Jasmin Frey
Community Member
3 years ago

I want that too

Amber Ice
Community Member
3 years ago

Me too! :(

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Koko Sempai
Community Member
3 years ago

I know.

youshouldseemeinacrown
Community Member
1 month ago

I have learned some weird things

youshouldseemeinacrown
Community Member
2 months ago

i have learned some very interesting things once a month

Jahnia Delgado
Community Member
1 year ago

~whispers~ foetus

Peepeenomatter
Community Member
1 year ago

Lol so they wont suspect a thing in trans men

Isabella Martins
Community Member
2 years ago

I always am sharing a fun fact with my friends, drives them crazy. I just go and find random fun facts online and stuff.

WhiteFox
Community Member
3 years ago

wait i thought that everybody had that not just us australians

Jasmina Wetherley
Community Member
3 years ago

i always read them, even though they are just the same ones.

Amy Daw
Community Member
3 years ago

Does that mean if my 2 month old baby murders me they could get away with it? No evidence no crime?

Linda Haagsma
Community Member
3 years ago

OMG I NEED THIS!!

Andrea Seiden Giroux
Community Member
3 years ago

I want those!!!

Benicio del Pilitch
Community Member
3 years ago

menstrual cups, people !!

Meg Needler
Community Member
3 years ago

Wow! Really? I'm so happy I'm finally through w that...::after 47 YEARS!!!!!

Gwinevere von Ludwig
Community Member
3 years ago

the foetus one sounds like anti-choice education tho...

Adriana E. Henricy
Community Member
3 years ago

they used to do that here, wonder why not anymore?

Megan Seivers
Community Member
3 years ago

Swapped brands now no fun facts 🙁

İdil
Community Member
3 years ago

Im so jealous, this could ease all the misery a bit.

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#15

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WhennBoys Report

banjaran
Community Member
3 years ago

hahaha....yes

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#16

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thesunriseclub Report

John Kuki
Community Member
3 years ago

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A Calendar that tells time. Damn.. What are they going to invent next?

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#17

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kellyoxford Report

Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

Yes my Dear, cycle's a bitch. Better learn it early enough...

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#18

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TheGirICode Report

Koko Sempai
Community Member
3 years ago

10000000000000000% RELATABLE

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#19

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music-books-wanderlust Report

Daria B
Community Member
3 years ago

Okay, but this one is serious. It is common knowledge that we women tend to ignore actual symptoms of a real disease because we assume wrong about where our blood comes from.

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#20

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feminismfox Report

Josie Coffman
Community Member
3 years ago

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how is this even here... seriously.

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#21

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periodhumor Report

Koko Sempai
Community Member
3 years ago

yep

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#22

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periodhumor Report

Jhoa
Community Member
3 years ago

Baby Daily ... XD

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#23

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charliethebee Report

Wolfy catcute
Community Member
3 years ago

(@u@)

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#24

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sandyhonig Report

Evgeniya Khon
Community Member
3 years ago

Or go on a vacation

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#25

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yueliang Report

Koko Sempai
Community Member
3 years ago

LOL

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#26

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pianorocknroll Report

Daria B
Community Member
3 years ago

What about the imperial flag then....

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#27

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ps-sharkweek Report

John L
Community Member
3 years ago

Funny, but this is a "Life's Lesson" that covers far more than just periods. :O

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#28

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gengaronlydanceswithlluvia Report

Neurotic_Octopus
Community Member
3 years ago

OMG, RIGHT? X'D

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#29

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rashaka Report

Diana Lazar
Community Member
3 years ago

I always find tampons in all my purses.

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#30

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lookatyourlife-choices Report

Nutmeg73
Community Member
3 years ago

Omg yes!

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#31

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thesaladbar Report

Viktė Džiaugytė
Community Member
3 years ago

Would be great!

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#32

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felson Report

Koko Sempai
Community Member
3 years ago

oh god ( 0 _ 0 )

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#33

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beauty-who-doesnt-need-a-beast Report

Noemi Rios
Community Member
3 years ago

I try to make a cool backstory to accompany a period shower.

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#34

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periodhumor Report

Mahmi
Community Member
3 years ago

I love love love this!

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#35

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leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas Report

Viktė Džiaugytė
Community Member
3 years ago

:D

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#36

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ardentlyaphotic Report

Long Joan Silver
Community Member
3 years ago

This is true haha!

#37

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jonnovstheinternet Report

Marie-Michèle Lacroix
Community Member
3 years ago

Very subtle...

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#38

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Molly_Kats Report

Willow Kai
Community Member
3 years ago

Gurl, you got issues if you can sneeze your tampon out...

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#39

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scrunchiees Report

Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

Also me, when i try to stop smoking...:(

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#40

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periodhumor Report

Felicia Dale
Community Member
3 years ago

cassbutt! <3

#41

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vittyyluvscookies Report

Noemi Rios
Community Member
3 years ago

Me if my period is late or early.

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#42

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LizHackett Report

Agnes Jekyll
Community Member
3 years ago

This is so true

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#43

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tardis221b Report

Long Joan Silver
Community Member
3 years ago

You know what's even worse? Having gastro, then getting your period at the same time. Can't bloody win! Things coming out of both ends (if you know what I mean). Had that happen once before.

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#44

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catharsjis Report

Sweep the Leg
Community Member
3 years ago

This is why the invention of those compact tampons were the best ever. You can slip it discreetly into a pocket and leave.

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#45

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comicparker Report

Danny Root
Community Member
3 years ago

Is that a modern version of Nsync?

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#46

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periodmemes Report

Gven Amber
Community Member
3 years ago

Well..I wonder what this sculptor has been diagnosed with..

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#47

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justanotherstrangemind Report

Marzo Florida
Community Member
3 years ago

An elf XD

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#48

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CarolineAnn27 Report

Felicia Dale
Community Member
3 years ago

This is NEVER bad advice.

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#49

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Period_Problem_ Report

Neurotic_Octopus
Community Member
3 years ago

True Story. I track my own, and last month I wrote "suspiciously easy". Sure enough, I spent the last few days wondering why I was exhausted and achy and crying because my chair broke :p

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#50

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GurlzKnowBetter Report

Nini
Community Member
3 years ago

Period with the flu.

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#51

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rosetampon Report

Laurel Galvin
Community Member
3 years ago

Actually, stress can delay your period

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#52

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periodhumor Report

Justdoit
Community Member
3 years ago

YES!!

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#53

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periodhumor Report

Noemi Rios
Community Member
3 years ago

I died at the hair cut one.

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thecutteralicia Report

Katrė
Community Member
3 years ago

Oo, ibuprofen in a Tic Tac box.. Good idea!

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#55

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3dimenstrual Report

Agnes Jekyll
Community Member
3 years ago

I dropped an egg

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#56

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LizHackett Report

Dixon's Mama
Community Member
3 years ago

Omg hahaha!

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#57

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grimeprincess Report

Olivia
Community Member
3 years ago

true

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#58

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jaureguisdesire Report

Nelson Sturdivant
Community Member
3 years ago

HAHA...Bieber. FItting

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#59

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shortchangedandbroke Report

Harley Quinn
Community Member
3 years ago

Period pain preview of what to expect when its absent for 9 months

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#60

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bananafitz Report

Ari Maegan Rose
Community Member
2 years ago

mood

#61

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irinagudronchik Report

John L
Community Member
3 years ago

Definitely bowl movement cramps. And it almost always happens when you're in public. ;D

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#62

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spudsexuall Report

Mahmi
Community Member
3 years ago

Lolol yes!

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#63

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OhNoSheTwitnt Report

Winter
Community Member
3 years ago

Yeah, but only be