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Joe bought 500 apples for 1 dollar each and 400 bananas for 2 dollars each to make a huge fruit salad because he was feeling incredibly hungry that day. How much did Joe end up spending at the Incredibly Expensive Fruit Shop in total? We’re all used to seeing similar math problems pop up in school.

However, what if we were to tell you that these people who buy huge quantities of things aren’t just a figment of the imagination of somebody who prints math textbooks. These people are, in fact, real. They live among us. Your neighbor might be one. Bored Panda compiled this list of people with math problems who were spotted in the wild. So get ready to see some stuff you’ve probably never seen before. Upvote the pics that made you go ‘oh wow,’ and share with your family and friends because you know they’ll enjoy this post.

After scrolling through this list, take a look at Bored Panda’s post about a viral equation that people can’t agree on what the answer is, as well as our post about how a teacher uses LEGO to explain math to school children.

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The Guy My Math Teacher Was Talking About

The Guy My Math Teacher Was Talking About

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

2 guys were stranded in Texas until a farmer came to their rescue and allowed them to stay with him a few days while their car was being repaired. His condition was to leave his 22 year old beautiful daughter alone. Of course they didn't leave her alone and awoke the next morning to a shotgun pointed at their face. He gave them 2 options: 1) lights out or 2) pick 100 pieces of 1 kind of fruit from his farm. They picked 2 and when the first guy came in with 100 blueberries, the farmer said shove them up your butt. After about 5 he started laughing and this made the farmer mad to the point he threatened him with death if he laughed again. He managed to stifle his laugh until he made it to 30 then started to laugh so hard he couldn't stop. The farmer asked him what was so funny that he would risk death? He said my friend is out there picking watermelons.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

susan bought 56 watermelons. she gave--- *me intrurupting* "That unrealistic. no one buys that many watermelons." *teacher* yeah, we'll see about that.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my country side that is real life daily....autumn food preparation ...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's hope the owner of the mini van is not OCD cause that's going to be hell to get those seatbelts back in the car.HaHa

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better hope he doesn't have to come to a really sudden stop.

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Carol Emory
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's gonna hafta sell a lot of them watermelons to pay for a new suspension and exhaust system....

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Danny Has 1,496 Bananas Protecting Him From Outside Forces. If He Eats 1,369 Of Them, How Many Are Left?

Danny Has 1,496 Bananas Protecting Him From Outside Forces. If He Eats 1,369 Of Them, How Many Are Left?

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My Friend Purchased 28 Industrial Sized Clear Bags Of Cheetos. Each Bag Cost Him $65. What Was The Amount He Paid In Total?

My Friend Purchased 28 Industrial Sized Clear Bags Of Cheetos. Each Bag Cost Him $65. What Was The Amount He Paid In Total?

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We can’t imagine what went through somebody’s head when they decided to buy 600 bottles of soda, a bajillion bananas, or so many Cheetos that you could comfortably survive in a post-apocalyptic world for several hundred years. While thoroughly impressive (and expensive to boot), the question that pops into our minds is: Why? Were you that thirsty/hungry/bored?

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Example From A Math Textbook

Example From A Math Textbook

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I Always Wondered How Many Bananas It Would Take To Fill A Car

I Always Wondered How Many Bananas It Would Take To Fill A Car

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The Moment The Cashier Found The Person From The Math Problems

The Moment The Cashier Found The Person From The Math Problems

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While math problems about somebody named Sarah buying 300 gallons of milk might seem like a waste of time to some, learning math is actually very important. Pi Day writes that learning math helps improve your brain and might even help you make good decisions faster.

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I Was The Kid From Your First Grade Math Problems With 87 Watermelons And 132 Cantaloupes

I Was The Kid From Your First Grade Math Problems With 87 Watermelons And 132 Cantaloupes

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This doesn't look so strange, just looks like a harvest on a small melon farm or something...

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I Think About Him Every Day. Why Did He Need The Bananas? Why Did He Need The Milk?

I Think About Him Every Day. Why Did He Need The Bananas? Why Did He Need The Milk?

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Soda For 6 Cents. The Obvious Course Of Action. I Think, They Got 600 Bottles. They Are Definitely People From Math Book

Soda For 6 Cents. The Obvious Course Of Action. I Think, They Got 600 Bottles. They Are Definitely People From Math Book

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What’s more, math helps you tell time: a surprising number of kids (and adults) can’t read the hands on an analog clock, and it’s a useful skill to have, even if we are living in the digital age.

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Math Problems Never Been This Real

Math Problems Never Been This Real

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He's The Guy From Your Math Problems

He's The Guy From Your Math Problems

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Found The Car From All The Middle School Math Problems

Found The Car From All The Middle School Math Problems

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I enjoyed the fact that someone put some serious thought into their placement and position

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Math has some serious applications in real life when you grow up as well. It helps you balance your budget, make sound financial decisions, and avoid debt.

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The Man From Our Math Problems

The Man From Our Math Problems

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Met One Of Those Guys From The Math Problems Tonight

Met One Of Those Guys From The Math Problems Tonight

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know I have seen this quite a bit. I wonder what they do with all that milk at one time?

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This Is The Person You Learned About In Math Class: "Sally Bought 1000 Bags Of Chips"

This Is The Person You Learned About In Math Class: "Sally Bought 1000 Bags Of Chips"

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There’s even a place for math in the kitchen — basics like adding, subtracting, multiplication and division help modify recipes to fit the number of people you’re treating to a delicious dinner. Let’s just hope that dinner isn’t going to be a fruit salad made up of 500 apples and 400 bananas.

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A Guy Buys 38 Watermelons, He Can Take 2 In Both Hands, How Many Times Will It Take For Him To Bring All Of Them Home?

A Guy Buys 38 Watermelons, He Can Take 2 In Both Hands, How Many Times Will It Take For Him To Bring All Of Them Home?

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If Brian Buys 2000 Bananas And Eats Half Of Them In One Sitting, How Many Loaves Of Banana Bread Can He Make With The Remaining Bananas?

If Brian Buys 2000 Bananas And Eats Half Of Them In One Sitting, How Many Loaves Of Banana Bread Can He Make With The Remaining Bananas?

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I'm The Guy From Your Math Books Who Has A Ton Of Pizzas In Their Car

I'm The Guy From Your Math Books Who Has A Ton Of Pizzas In Their Car

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I Found The Guy From All Those Elementary School Math Problems At Walmart

I Found The Guy From All Those Elementary School Math Problems At Walmart

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