Joe bought 500 apples for 1 dollar each and 400 bananas for 2 dollars each to make a huge fruit salad because he was feeling incredibly hungry that day. How much did Joe end up spending at the Incredibly Expensive Fruit Shop in total? We’re all used to seeing similar math problems pop up in school.
However, what if we were to tell you that these people who buy huge quantities of things aren’t just a figment of the imagination of somebody who prints math textbooks. These people are, in fact, real. They live among us. Your neighbor might be one. Bored Panda compiled this list of people with math problems who were spotted in the wild. So get ready to see some stuff you’ve probably never seen before. Upvote the pics that made you go ‘oh wow,’ and share with your family and friends because you know they’ll enjoy this post.
After scrolling through this list, take a look at Bored Panda’s post about a viral equation that people can’t agree on what the answer is, as well as our post about how a teacher uses LEGO to explain math to school children.
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The Guy My Math Teacher Was Talking About
This is going straight to area 51. Cocktails as a welcome drink for aliens
Danny Has 1,496 Bananas Protecting Him From Outside Forces. If He Eats 1,369 Of Them, How Many Are Left?
My Friend Purchased 28 Industrial Sized Clear Bags Of Cheetos. Each Bag Cost Him $65. What Was The Amount He Paid In Total?
We can’t imagine what went through somebody’s head when they decided to buy 600 bottles of soda, a bajillion bananas, or so many Cheetos that you could comfortably survive in a post-apocalyptic world for several hundred years. While thoroughly impressive (and expensive to boot), the question that pops into our minds is: Why? Were you that thirsty/hungry/bored?
Example From A Math Textbook
Junk food. O_o loads of palm oil, sugar and very very little nuts.. . Pointless.
I would say heaven if it's pure peanut butter mixed with cream cheese
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Silly people, this is on the wrong list. Obviously, this should be on the "What Heaven Looks Like" list.
If Johnny has approximately 275 jars of Nutella and eats 127 jars, how long does it take before he has to be rushed to the hospital to get his stomach pumped?
Jeeeezus! That’s, like, what gazillion looks like in one pic. All he now needs is a lot of sex, and his life is complete!
yes, great for taking heaps of lives while eating that s**t. f4058dfd5b...25a263.jpg 
I hate deforestation and loss of habitat as much as you, but put the blame where blame is due. This is company stuff, but it is actually quite informative: https://lets-talk-quality.nutella.com/en/sustainable-palm-oil-nutella
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If anyone's been to Blue Lake Fine Arts Camp, you understand the pain of this image.
I Always Wondered How Many Bananas It Would Take To Fill A Car
The Moment The Cashier Found The Person From The Math Problems
While math problems about somebody named Sarah buying 300 gallons of milk might seem like a waste of time to some, learning math is actually very important. Pi Day writes that learning math helps improve your brain and might even help you make good decisions faster.
I Was The Kid From Your First Grade Math Problems With 87 Watermelons And 132 Cantaloupes
This doesn't look so strange, just looks like a harvest on a small melon farm or something...
I Think About Him Every Day. Why Did He Need The Bananas? Why Did He Need The Milk?
Soda For 6 Cents. The Obvious Course Of Action. I Think, They Got 600 Bottles. They Are Definitely People From Math Book
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There’s even a place for math in the kitchen — basics like adding, subtracting, multiplication and division help modify recipes to fit the number of people you’re treating to a delicious dinner. Let’s just hope that dinner isn’t going to be a fruit salad made up of 500 apples and 400 bananas.
A Guy Buys 38 Watermelons, He Can Take 2 In Both Hands, How Many Times Will It Take For Him To Bring All Of Them Home?
If Brian Buys 2000 Bananas And Eats Half Of Them In One Sitting, How Many Loaves Of Banana Bread Can He Make With The Remaining Bananas?
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Apparently there is something going on about buying huge amounts of bananas. TELL US WHAT IT IS
Mash one banana. Beat one egg. Combine. Congratulations, you have pseudo-pancake batter.
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I didn't work in retail long, but I had several cases of people doing things like this - turns out most of them owned their own stores and decided it was cheaper to buy the products from the store I was working at than to get it from a wholesaler. There was one store owner who bought 24 bottles of motor oil from us every week, and told me he sold it at twice the price he bought it for.
Supermarket chains here have a very unionised workforce, so they can never stay open past 20h00. We have other small independent stores where it's usually just one guy and his family running it, and those tend to be open all night, but they usually don't have the connections with wholesalers. So they also do this. Go to the big supermarkets during the day to stock up, then at night sell it at double the cost to whomever is desperate enough to need groceries at 22h00.
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I'm going to wonder forever what in the world these people are doing with that much food. Why were bananas a common food to buy a kajillion of? Are they planning to eat it all themselves? Do they work for a business that only makes banana bread? So many questions, so little answers...
My theory for the bananas is banana splits. You'd get the ice cream and toppings directly from the distributor, possibly far in advance, but you'd need to purchase the bananas no more than two days prior. Nutella and banana people are getting together for a gigantic party, and I want to go too.
This will be a common sight in the UK soon. Brexit is coming. Panic buying will ensue. The smart ones will buy tons of toilet paper instead of bananas.
Oh yes. Panic buyers are the worst though - they cause more of the shortages than actual shortages. The bit I'm worried about is only my meds.
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a few days ago i saw my first math problem perseon xD... bought about five kilos of bananas
Only about 5 kg? Apparently he was underachieving. :D
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Bit like if there's the threat of snow in the UK. There will be no bread or milk at all left in the supermarkets. It's like everyone's having massive toast and tea parties.
why are most of these bananas? Like what is it about the bananas???
Hey- I taught maths for 36 years and NEVER saw a problem in any text book that even comes close to these ridiculous situations!
I'm trying to figure out the bananas too. I hope the world doesn't run out of bananas. This seems a little scary.
I was asked to do some shopping for an elderly relative once. On the list was 100 rolls. I thought she meant bread rolls, so I got them. She meant loo rolls, as in toilet paper. Anyone can make a mistake.
The owners of small neighbourhood strip mall restaurants sometimes shop this way, if an item is on sale. A man in front of me in the checkout line had a huge quantity of meat. I asked him if he had a Bengal tiger in his basement.
Apparently there is something going on about buying huge amounts of bananas. TELL US WHAT IT IS
Mash one banana. Beat one egg. Combine. Congratulations, you have pseudo-pancake batter.
Load More Replies... I didn't work in retail long, but I had several cases of people doing things like this - turns out most of them owned their own stores and decided it was cheaper to buy the products from the store I was working at than to get it from a wholesaler. There was one store owner who bought 24 bottles of motor oil from us every week, and told me he sold it at twice the price he bought it for.
Supermarket chains here have a very unionised workforce, so they can never stay open past 20h00. We have other small independent stores where it's usually just one guy and his family running it, and those tend to be open all night, but they usually don't have the connections with wholesalers. So they also do this. Go to the big supermarkets during the day to stock up, then at night sell it at double the cost to whomever is desperate enough to need groceries at 22h00.
Load More Replies... I'm going to wonder forever what in the world these people are doing with that much food. Why were bananas a common food to buy a kajillion of? Are they planning to eat it all themselves? Do they work for a business that only makes banana bread? So many questions, so little answers...
My theory for the bananas is banana splits. You'd get the ice cream and toppings directly from the distributor, possibly far in advance, but you'd need to purchase the bananas no more than two days prior. Nutella and banana people are getting together for a gigantic party, and I want to go too.
This will be a common sight in the UK soon. Brexit is coming. Panic buying will ensue. The smart ones will buy tons of toilet paper instead of bananas.
Oh yes. Panic buyers are the worst though - they cause more of the shortages than actual shortages. The bit I'm worried about is only my meds.
Load More Replies... a few days ago i saw my first math problem perseon xD... bought about five kilos of bananas
Only about 5 kg? Apparently he was underachieving. :D
Load More Replies... Bit like if there's the threat of snow in the UK. There will be no bread or milk at all left in the supermarkets. It's like everyone's having massive toast and tea parties.
why are most of these bananas? Like what is it about the bananas???
Hey- I taught maths for 36 years and NEVER saw a problem in any text book that even comes close to these ridiculous situations!
I'm trying to figure out the bananas too. I hope the world doesn't run out of bananas. This seems a little scary.
I was asked to do some shopping for an elderly relative once. On the list was 100 rolls. I thought she meant bread rolls, so I got them. She meant loo rolls, as in toilet paper. Anyone can make a mistake.
The owners of small neighbourhood strip mall restaurants sometimes shop this way, if an item is on sale. A man in front of me in the checkout line had a huge quantity of meat. I asked him if he had a Bengal tiger in his basement.
