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Nobody is innocent when it comes to exaggerating things we’ve seen, heard, or participated in. Like, that smashing b-day party of yours in an abandoned castle that got everyone talking. Except that it was your uncle’s porch and the only guests were your twin cousins from Wyoming.

We’ve all been there, done that, but sometimes things go from exaggerated to plain made-up in an instant. And there’s a subreddit called r/thatHappened dedicated entirely, as its description says, to “true stories that are 100% true and actually happened.” You get the sarcasm.

As for evidence, the 1.3 million members of the community are sharing screenshots of people lying their hearts out with a straight face. Trust me, the result is totally hilarious.

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It’s True, I Was The Box Of Tampons

It’s True, I Was The Box Of Tampons

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All humans possess the ability to lie: it’s something we’re born with and we die with. One study published in the Journal of Basic and Applied Social Psychology found that 60 percent of people can’t go 10 minutes without telling a lie. At the same time, another study published by the American Psychological Association suggested that lying less was linked to better average health, both mental and physical.

So, why on earth do we lie, then? To find out, Bored Panda reached out to Traci Brown, a fraud-busting body language expert. It turns out, "we learn the benefits of lying when we’re little, like protecting ourselves from punishment or to get what we want. Situations have more gravity as we get older and lying can protect our relationships or even millions in fraud theft,” Traci explained.

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Ya Cause Being Asleep In Your Car Means You’re In College!

Ya Cause Being Asleep In Your Car Means You’re In College!

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Forgot To Mention, We Both Have Amnesia

Forgot To Mention, We Both Have Amnesia

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BusLady
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So every time you got a letter you thought it was the first one? Like 50 first dates?

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Sometimes, we lie just to make other people around us feel good about themselves, so not all lies are inherently bad. But it turns out that “people who tend to lie frequently do for a couple of reasons: survival or they can't tell the difference between truth and a lie.”

Traci said that mental illness can also be the reason for an urge to lie. “It runs the scale from narcissism to psychopaths. And these folks make up about 15% of the population.”

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And The Trainer Was Fired

And The Trainer Was Fired

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Invited To Teach Sex Ed Because Of Immense Experience

Invited To Teach Sex Ed Because Of Immense Experience

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes. So much sex. So many. Like at least a hundred. Right. Much wow.

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What Magazine Has A Full Map And A Picture Of Jesus?

What Magazine Has A Full Map And A Picture Of Jesus?

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Brigs
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then the heavens opened and spewed them with money, and oh, life is just so ditsy daisy!

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Lying big always starts from simple steps, aka lying small. First, as kids, we learn to tell pro-social lies, like telling your grandma you like that new hand-knit sweater she gave you on Christmas when, in fact, you can’t even look at it.

According to this study from the journal Nature Neuroscience, “when people tell small lies, the brain becomes desensitized to the pang of guilt that dishonesty usually causes.”

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The more little pro-lies we give, the less guilt we feel, and the more it snowballs into bigger lies that suddenly become way easier. In some cases, people get so used to falsifying or fabricating things that they start believing their lies. At some point, it turns into habit and it becomes incredibly hard to quit for good.

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NASA Employee Giving Out Top Secret Info

NASA Employee Giving Out Top Secret Info

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder what the “smoke” in particular alludes to....

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She Was On Superhearing Cruiselines

She Was On Superhearing Cruiselines

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Sorry, What The Hell Did I Just Read?

Sorry, What The Hell Did I Just Read?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, because chickens that aren't slaughtered in your backyard, but come prepackaged to the store from somewhere else, are all grown on trees and plucked from the branches when ripe...

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In The Jungle, The Mighty Jungle The Lion Claps Tonight

In The Jungle, The Mighty Jungle The Lion Claps Tonight

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This Is Probably The Worst One I Have Ever Seen In The Wild

This Is Probably The Worst One I Have Ever Seen In The Wild

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Medical Expert Here

Medical Expert Here

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Bill
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For somebody with a PhD and a Doctorate(allegedly), their writing doesn't reflect that. 9 year program for the required degrees to design and make medicines in theUS

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Delusional Tall Man Thinks Women Openly Drool Over His Phenomenal Height

Delusional Tall Man Thinks Women Openly Drool Over His Phenomenal Height

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Martha Meyer
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The scary part is some dudes are really so deranged, they'll mistake any kind of old look (even disgust) for lust. I had a dude follow me home from the subway one day asking for a date. I'd been staring at him on the subway because he was fat, ugly and looked like he hadn't showered in a week and he apparently mistook that for interest on my part!!

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Sure Buddy

Sure Buddy

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When They Have Tests In Kindergarten

When They Have Tests In Kindergarten

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At 5 years old, you were still learning how to spell your name.

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Freya the Wanderer
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What kind of school makes kindergarteners take tests? And how could anybody remember anything this far back?

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Steven Dirkson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe like 'What are your ABCs' and such, even then, they never graded us in Kindergarten

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Troux
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This sounds like one of Trump's "stable genius" anecdotes.

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Zophra
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmmm... 5 year old with a "fast brain" what does that mean? Quantum mechanics or eating your boogers more effectively?

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FauxRealFauxSho
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I distinctly remember having trouble understanding the concept of “zero” in Kindergarten... “What do you mean “zero”, there is nothing there!” Also remember naps, ice cream, and changing pants for obvious reasons after nap time. But yeah, don’t remember any tests.

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Murray Woodington
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then in 2016 I won the presidency, by the most votes ever! Great numbers.

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The Coated Dev
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry to crash the party but that's literally impossible. At age 5 your cognitive thinking hasn't even developed yet which can't allow you to think in a more advanced manor. That's the plain and simple truth

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Mohammad Abbas
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah. The best scenario is if you get interested in an advanced topic from a young age so you can stay interested later down the line. I used to watch quantum physics videos when i was 4, but I didn't know what they meant until I was around middle school and re-watched them, and even then I can barely tell you anything.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was in Kindergarten we were still learning how to color inside the lines with crayons, and I can’t even remember one time where we took a test.

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Hugh Walter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Quick mind = 'fast brain'!!! Yeah! I believe you, come and teach me what you're learning . . .

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⚞ Katniss Everdeen ⚟
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually did end up teaching my third-grade class for like 10 minutes while the teacher fixed the printer. It was... an interesting experience. 0/10 would not recommend.

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smol doggo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

tHe tEaChEr rEsPecTeD mE aNd mY fAsT bRaIn fRoM tHeRe oN. All you did in kindergarten was color "worksheets".

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember my mom taught me how to read before Kindergarten. The Kindergarteners weren't allowed to check out chapter books from the school library, but they made an exception for me. I was so proud with my endless collection of Magic Tree House books haha. I even wrote Mary Pope Osborne in first grade and she wrote back. :)

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

mmhhmm .... yeah ... okay ... insane line is on the left. No, the other left.

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Sam Cook
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was five, the smartest thing I did was not die during a level in Spyro or Crash.

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Tom Brock
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ruins it claiming to have a "fast brain"...thats tard talk lol. Why not speedy intellect

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Jaybird3939
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow! That is some great detail! Do you remember the outfit you were wearing too?

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Celtic Pirate Queen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have some severe self esteem issues to make this kind of bullshit up.

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MilaFi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my god! Where do these peculiar fantasies stem from? Ppl lay awake at night just making up this hero crap? Why?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow - you sure do have a "fast brain", especially for making up tall tales

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Donald Holder
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First, There are no tests in kindergarten. Second, exactly what subject were you "teaching" that had the attention of your entire class Locked in amazement? "How to eat a cupcake in two easy steps". 3rd. How many students keep in contact with their kindergarten teacher long enough to be respected from then on?

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Moezarella
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bruh they think teaching and controlling a class is easy that a 5 y.o can do it on his first try? Take a hike

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Wallace Anderson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

at 5 yrs old i dont give a s**t how smart you thought you were you did not teach the class .

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Calvin Cozad
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like bullshit teaching a class when your five and how good was the quality of your work completed in 2 minutes? Also I don’t think the teacher would just not accept your work unless there was something wrong with it.

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Masen Silas
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My child had "tests" in Kindergarten and now in first grade. Nothing major of course but still

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Torchicachu
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

okay maybe not at 5 years old but ive heard of teachers being like this

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And Then The Sales Went Up $500%

And Then The Sales Went Up $500%

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And Then Everyone Clapped

And Then Everyone Clapped

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thousands of doctors, medical officials, scientists, reputable organisations, and other experts, asking you to wear a mask is considered “fake news,” yet the claim of one "nurse" is suddenly considered a universal opinion? And speaking of which, we are here to deal with facts, not opinions.

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Didnt Miss A Word

Didnt Miss A Word

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Schools Sure Are Conscious Of Students' Music Tastes Nowadays

Schools Sure Are Conscious Of Students' Music Tastes Nowadays

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3-Year-Old Is Wiser Than Us All

3-Year-Old Is Wiser Than Us All

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Her Bio Says She's 21

Her Bio Says She's 21

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The police turned up. My son was arrested. He said "sorry I lied mom, I turned out like Dad".

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Hmmm

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then a pianist shows up to play happy ending music while they walk into the sunset and also the sun is clapping.

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Then Everyone Ripped Off Their Masks And Bras

Then Everyone Ripped Off Their Masks And Bras

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worry for the mental well being of surgeons across the globe.

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