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How much easier would life be if English spelled words like they sound? We wouldn’t need a minute to think about expressions like necessary, entrepreneur, and Wednesday, sound them out loud or rewrite them too many times just to give up and Google it or turn on the spellcheck. 

Unfortunately, in reality, the English language is a mix of spellings and pronunciations from all over the world that also depend on which country you’re in (how fun!). So it’s no surprise that many people seem to struggle with it, even if they’re English native speakers. 

Below, the Bored Panda team has gathered some of the most hilarious instances where people couldn’t spell out words correctly to save their lives. Scroll down to find them, and make sure to leave a comment telling us what words you also struggle with that are way too complicated for no reason.

While you're at it, don't forget to check out a conversation with Lindsay Dow, language consultant at Lindsay Does Languages, who kindly agreed to chat with us more about spelling in the digital world.

#1

Autistic Guitar

Social media post with ridiculous spelling errors; "autistic guitar" and "eclectics" instead of electric guitar.

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Jaya
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So, does the red person have a very eclectic collection of guitars?

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    #2

    Aunt Rap Runner

    Funny text exchange showing ridiculous word spellings, mistaking "entrepreneur" for "aunt rap runner."

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for the use of "dingus". My dog Fenring's registered name is "Fenringus von Dingus".

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in a thousand years would I have gotten entrepreneur from aunt rap runner.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Komma, komma, komma, komma chamelia.. you come in gold, you come in gold

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I wish I had an Aunt Rap Runner: Mike check, mike check! Abou'ta hit 10k steps, check! XD

    Doc
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Dom
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else pressed the play button on the screenshot..?😅🤣

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't pronounce entrepreneur very well either.

    #3

    Vanilla Abstract

    Ridiculous word spellings with humorous mentions of "vanilla abstract" and "post modern vanilla."

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    Little Bestie Capybara
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine's renaissance vanilla, does that mean it's expired?

    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about Vanilla Impressionism or Vanilla Surrealism? Will that work?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surreal vanilla is my favorite.

    Doc
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep thinking of the shape of bottle. In all eras.

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh please, goth vanilla is the best

    Max Fox
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the entire vanilla in my home, not just the abstract.

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow the abstract sounded close enough that I didn't even register it wasn't the right word

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    Even though we write less and less by hand and use autocorrect and grammar software daily, the importance of spelling correctly still remains, says Lindsay Dow, language consultant at Lindsay Does Languages.

    "It does but it’s something that perhaps doesn’t matter as much as in the past because we can rely on tools like spellcheckers and Grammarly to ensure we’ve got things right. And then if you do make a mistake, you have the excuse of calling it a typo! However, it does, of course, still help to speed up writing and editing for yourself," she says.

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    #4

    Grapes Are Discussing

    Ridiculous spelling in a text exchange: "I hate grapes. they discuss me" and "what they be sayin?"

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard it through the grapevine, they're talking about me.

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could you be more Pacific? 🤪

    Niki
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously they say, "Do it for the vine."

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They be saying it's a vine time to be alive and discussin'... XP

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That she plans to let him go, for the other guy she loved before.

    #5

    Do You Lemonade?

    Humorous text exchange highlighting ridiculous word spellings, with a client confusing "laminate" for "lemonade."

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    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I can lemonade the papers, but it might take the print off the papers.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure about up voting this one because it seems more that the person has an accent/esl, not misunderstanding how to spell a word

    #6

    My Favourite... Triangle Food With Topping

    Various humorous spellings of "pizza" on a dark background, showcasing ridiculous word spellings.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite iteration is Pteza. Sounds prehistoric.

    Ria C.
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A local restaurant has a dish called a Burro To-Te so close enough.

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    Barbara Wilcock
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extra olives on my tryangel food please

    Panda Panda Bo Banda
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine them trying to spell "lasagna" 😁

    Zaach
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when Pizza Pete was going bankrupt and changed their name to Petesa Pete (tag: we make it our way so we spell it our way) - I called them Pee tessa pete

    The words she personally struggles to spell are resource and language. "Two words I write a lot in my line of work—and they often end up as resoruce and langauge if no auto-spellchecker is on."

    As for others, she noticed that some modern abbreviations in spoken language don’t always get a set written form for a while. "For example, we might shorten the phrase “as per usual” to something like (and I hope you can understand my spelling attempt!) “as per ughe”!"

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    #7

    Orthodontist Opponent

    Text messages showing ridiculous word spellings, with one person confused by "orthodontist opponent."

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    Little Bestie Capybara
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You really have to brace yourself if you fight an orthodontist, so I should hope they won

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they numbed me up before I had a chance.

    #8

    Couples Tee

    Text conversation showing ridiculous word spellings, making the grammar police cringe.

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    Julie S
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we ignoring the fact that they put relay instead of really?

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    #9

    Maybe Both?

    Tweet showing a spelling mistake with "Small jesters" instead of "gestures," highlighting a ridiculous word spelling error.

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    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So.... Brad Williams? (If you think he'd be offended, you've NEVER seen him.)

    Tom Hutcherson
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's one of the funniest people I've seen in a long time.

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    Some typos could be harmless and even funny (like these on the list), but a slip of a finger also has the potential to make us look less intelligent to others than we are. In fact, it was proven that a lack of proficiency in writing could be a barrier to people getting a job or even a date. It creates confusion as well, hindering our basic ability to communicate.

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    #10

    Hole In Tire

    Text with ridiculous word spellings: "No I won’t. I will be single for my hole in tire life."

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We wish! Sadly, they're likely to find an intellectual match to reproduce with.

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    Khavrinen
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you get a hole in tire, you can usually get that patched.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found the love of my life in Duh bye

    cj be like
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all tires have holes in them if you think about it

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, don't sell yourself short. There's got to be an illiterate woman who'll take you.

    HF
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Cupid misses you and hits your tire instead

    #11

    My Friend's Poor Attempt At Spelling Necessarily

    Chat exchange with humorous spelling attempts of "necessarily" making grammar police cringe.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the "Go on, take as much time as you need" XD letting friend dig themselves a bigger hole...

    Emie N.
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird for them to mention hair color when it's just physical appearance and has nothing to do with who you are as a person.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, I do often struggle to remember if it's "one 'c', two 's's" or "two 'c's, one 's'," and have to double check.

    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remind myself that necessary is necessarily both numerically and alphabetically in order (c before s, and 1 before 2--1 c and 2 s). 🤷‍♀️

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The younger generations ridicule us old people for our inability to use technology, but damn it, I know how to use spell check.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a hard time remember spelling neccessatily correct myself. I had to look at the word in the post to spell it correctly myself.

    tori Ohno
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why we have auto spell.

    Emie N.
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really weird for them to be talking about hair color like that, when it's nothing more than a physical appearance and has nothing to do with who you are as a person.

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the words I wouldn't attempt without the spell suggestions line. Like how do you even end up with a spelling like that 😲 , asking as a non native

    Igor914624
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one knows the right word, just can't spell it.

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    #12

    Sell My Nana Illness Is Going Around

    Text exchange with a humorous word spelling mistake about cooking chicken, making grammar enthusiasts cringe.

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    Serena Myers
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Oh, salmonella. I should not be reading this so early in the morning! It's 03:15 GMT.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely ridiculous, everyone knows it's Sam & Ella

    Julie S
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am going to start calling it sell my nana now.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once got sell my nana from under kooked schick in. They thought I got it from my egg wana, but he tested neigh gat iv.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to self: Cook the chicken properly or sell gramma... XP

    AuntKaren12
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am hurting myself trying not to laugh out loud at some of these....hubbie has already gone to bed.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You ain't selling my nana, you sicko.

    It's hard to say if our ability to spell is getting worse because we rely on auto-correct and spellcheck. We are writing more and faster and more efficiently than ever and that might be the reason the number of typos is increasing, says Lindsay.

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    "One interesting point made in this article is that we type more (and quicker) than we write "manually," and more people are typing nowadays, all factors that increase the number of spelling errors. So it may not be as simple as spellcheck making spelling worse. There are a few other factors at play."

    #13

    Had To Confirm This Is Really What They Mean. Damsel In This Dress

    Text conversation with a ridiculous word spelling mix-up, causing a grammar cringe moment.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I've seen that dress she's wearing. The lady is definitely in need of an intervention.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Nah, I don't like dis dress, I prefer dat udder one."

    Justme
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair - there is a clothing company called Damsel in this Dress. They’re pretty cool, renaissance faire, steampunk style costume pieces. A little pricey but really high quality and good customer service.

    Edgar Rops
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As her true and loyal knight, he's under obligation to get her out of this dress.

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ain't wearing a damn dress when saving damsels, not to mention a second hand one

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whether in or out of a dress, or distress, this one needs a remedial English course.

    #14

    Please Pay For Gas Recipe Inside

    Note with spelling error "recipe" instead of "receipt" taped to a gas pump, showcasing ridiculous word spellings.

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    Little Bestie Capybara
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why pay the prices these days when DIY is all the rage

    geezeronthehill
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Long ago, recipe and receipt were the same word. Language is weird.

    Catherine Graves
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago in the Canadian Maritimes, I ran into this word commonly used this way. It wasn't a mistake, spelled that way also, and I have never seen it anywhere else.

    Justme
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex husband was such a narcissist- loved to brag about his self proclaimed above average intelligence. I had a folder labeled Recipes and I was always finding receipts in it.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My all time favorite gas recipe is Red Beans and Rice.

    bart simpson
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Improve it; add onions and it'll be a killer.

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    #15

    Flewed Out

    Text post with spelling errors: "Grease" instead of "Greece" and "Due by" instead of "Dubai," highlighting ridiculous word spellings.

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    Michael Largey
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She'd fit right in in those two places. The people there don't speak English either.

    OneHappyPuppy
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do speak English. Not 100% of them and not at an A level but they do. Moreso in Dubai since the majority are foreigners and are there for work.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In theory. In reality, she wants to be taken to a showing of the musical "Grease", or go to a library so she can return her almost-overdue books.

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doubt a man with those means is going be able to communicate with her enough to extend such an offer

    Madeleine Christiansen
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man in Europe: I refuse to date a woman who can't s-p-e-l-l.

    Hiram's Friend
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs an atlas, or maybe just Google Earth.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd fly her somewhere with plenty of almost-expired grease. She should prepare for cloudy-looking weather and serious odor while sight-seeing XP XD

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    While there's no concrete research proving that our spelling is getting worse, it doesn't hurt to try and keep it up or improve it—to make our communication clearer, appear more intelligent, and avoid losing job or dating opportunities.

    For this, Lindsay recommends practice. "Much like anything, the boring answer is practice! However, as I say to my clients when they’re learning foreign languages, ensure that you’re making the process fun, flexible, and functional. There are endless ways to improve spelling, but if it’s boring rote exercises and you find them tedious, then you’ll learn nothing!"

    #16

    Caucasian

    Comment with misspelled word causing grammar police to cringe.

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    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's what happened to Steve Martin in The Jerk

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know many caucasians and don't get a lot of them.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one wants a caucasian. They're so whiny, always demanding to see the manager.

    Scott Anderson
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many Caucasians can cause brain damage

    #17

    There Is Just No Winning. I Accept The Feet

    Text post with a spelling mistake saying "I accept the feet" causing grammar cringe.

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    ghost gurl
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine using the correct form of 'accept' just to be defeated by "the feet".... lol

    PFD
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes so much sense - I prostrate myself at the feet of the victor. This is by I love eggcorns.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Presumably the feet life kicks you in the a*s with.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, Fella, take your fetishes someplace else.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AKA those feet of life that's about to give you a swift kick in the nether regions...? -_- XP

    Nathan Lewis
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this could just be a guy finally accepting his foot fetish

    Analyn Lahr
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doctor themed background Reluctant podiatrist? That is the right word, right?

    #18

    “Bone Jaw”

    Text exchange humorously misspelling "bonjour" as "bone jaw," showcasing ridiculous word spellings.

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Bone jaw," said Napoleon, and then proceeded to give them an all tomato.

    Max Fox
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only in the morning. In the evening, the correct greeting is "bone swear"

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the guy that would order "putain" in a french canadian restaurant....

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, Honey, you're in absolutely no position to call anyone a dumbass.

    PunchinelloTX
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that would be an interesting salutation.

    "One thing that I have discovered by accident that might help is to switch the language of your keyboard," she added. "That way, spellcheck will be wanting to change almost every word, and you’ll be forced to pay attention!"

    #19

    I Digest

    Tweet about a date 13 years ago with a ridiculous word spelling mistake: "digest" instead of "digress."

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd better, or else you'd starve.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you were dating at a coffeeshop or restaurant, he wouldn't be too far off...

    Armac
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it a dinner date?

    Khavrinen
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a comedian on YouTube who pretends to be one of the MAGA crowd that uses "But I digest" all the time. Brent Terhune is pretty funny, for those who don't take everything that comes out of the current President's mouth as Gospel.

    #20

    Maybe My Friend Should Retake Health Ed

    Text message with a misspelled word, "clam india," causing grammar police to cringe.

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, did you get it from the kidney garden?

    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, that's what happens when you give people all tomatoes

    Karl der Große
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clam India? Do that call it that because it's in dia clam? (Read it out loud if it doesn't make sense. Also, forgive me.)

    Ashlie Benson
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally read this as the song and it took a while.

    Bob Brooce
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember, kids, never have sex with raw clams.

    #21

    All Rise As The Prosecution Performs The Ever Dance

    Text exchange showing ridiculous word spellings, such as "ever dance" instead of "evidence," making grammar police cringe.

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    Scott Rackley
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can dance if we want to...

    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Police: *Groan* Why is it always the same ever song-and-dance...??? XP

    Khavrinen
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they tried, but "Cop Rock" barely lasted half a season.

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's she gonna do when the cops come for her, dance like she's gonna die young?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so fast, my illiterate chum. Nothing is deleted until it's permanently deleted. This video has a 30-60 day shelf life for restoration, plus it would be on iCloud.

    A method that research has found to be effective for improving spelling is Cover-Copy-Compare (CCC). It involves looking at a word, copying it, and then covering it and trying to write it from memory. It can enhance spelling accuracy, especially when combined with sounding out words by slowly and carefully pronouncing each letter to figure out a word's spelling.

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    #22

    Kidney Garden

    Social media post with ridiculous word spelling: "kidney garden" instead of "kindergarten."

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I've been there. It's right between the liver lake and spleen grove.

    HF
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or in a liver pool! Wait a minute, there is such a place…

    LadyKing
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need 2 new kidneys! Can someone direct me to this garden

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a female friend that used to clean a kidney center. Each time she said it though, to me it sound like she was saying kiddie center So I thought she meant like a place where little kids went to play. Something like similar to a pre school. The only way I found out what she meant was I happened to drive by it couple of times and seen the building itself and what it was.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of kidneys, kidney beans, and kidney-shaped, but a kidney garden?

    #23

    Found My “Double Banger”

    Text message exchange with a misspelled word that makes grammar police cringe, correcting "double banger" to "doppelgänger."

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, have to say it, but Double Banger sounds like a great deal on a sausage meal or a bad porn. Come to think of it, putting those two in the same sentence... -_- XP

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't turn down a double banger. I love sausages.

    #24

    All Tomato’s Ruin Relationships

    Image of a humorous Reddit thread discussing a spelling mistake with "all tomato" instead of "ultimatum," making grammar police cringe.

    lordofthefries_ Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooner or later, giving people all tomatoes will ketchup with you.

    Natalie Kelsey
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All tomatoes are the sauce of his power

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please explain how someone can be this stupid. How do they not recognize the fruit?

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All tomato is the world's dullest pizza.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, all tomato sounds better than old tomato so I'd accept the offer... XD

    #25

    Nobody Secures Funding Like Gaston

    Tweet with a ridiculous spelling mistake, saying "beauty and the beast kind of romanticizes stockholder syndrome?"

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stockholder syndrome" - feeling no remorse over holding partial ownership in a terrorist corporation. Example: a US health insurance company.

    Corvus
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helth + stonks = stockholder syndrome

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    #26

    Aarons

    Text exchange with ridiculous word spelling "arons" instead of "errands," causing humorous confusion.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aarons here and there, BEWARE!!! Someone is out to finish you guys!!! Be on guard, Aye-Aye-Rons!!! XD

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My apologies, but my mind went to an X-rated place.

    char
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh, excellent, i'm not the only one

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    #27

    Don't Eat Asians

    Text conversation with a spelling error about "crushed Asians" instead of "crustaceans," showcasing ridiculous word spellings.

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what they were thinking when their physician was originally speaking with them about this?

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh boy, I'm doomed, aren't I? (Asian but not crushed) XD

    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, you're fine, their doctor has adviced them not to crush and eat you.

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    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    Premium
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if Dr. Lector tells you not to eat crushed Asians...

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crushed Asians? Let me ponder this for a bit, because I'm really flummoxed by the incredibly moronic level this person is on.

    #28

    Forcible Future

    Sign with misspelled word "forcible" instead of "foreseeable" making grammar police cringe.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the future does always enter our lives without permission.

    myronmog63
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have a single valued guest? Everybody else is treated with contempt.

    Billo66
    Community Member
    Premium
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The future IS forcible. I knew I always felt rushed for some reason.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The future is voluntary, but it's a drastic step.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust us on this. If you're not out by 7pm, you will be forcibly removed sometime in the future.

    #29

    Just My ‘Six Cents’

    Text conversation with humorous word spelling causing confusion for grammar enthusiasts.

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    #30

    This Guy Is Living The Life And Taking Life For “Granite”

    Text exchange humorously misusing the spelling of "granted" as "granite," highlighting ridiculous spellings.

    GalileoIsSmart Report

    Little Bestie Capybara
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The realization hit like a rock, I'm sure 😂

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life is something that's painful to butt your head against. So it's often taken for granite.

    SolitaryIntrovert
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should quartz while you are ahead.

    Vivian McBride
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people take the beauty of Yosemite for granite.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    Premium
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta stop learning grammar from Rugrats.

    #31

    Feminem: The Rapper Eminem’s Daughter?

    Sign with a misspelled word "feminem" on yellow paper taped to a wall, making grammar police cringe.

    BeyondLiesTheWub Report

    Nathan Lewis
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knees are weak, arms are heavy, flushed my pad, water up to my ankles already

    Anonymous Fox
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, that's just Eminem post-transition

    #32

    For What?

    A tweet shows a confusing word spelling; someone replies humorously about buying a vowel.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person must not have a checking account because the checks would never clear.

    #33

    Shoot Yourself Or Eat Pizza

    Text exchange with misspelling, ending in facepalm meme. Grammar police cringe at "shoot yourself" for "suit yourself."

    twotimetony Report

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although, after reading 50 posts by morons, maybe they should shoot themselves.

    #34

    The Leggo My Eggo Things

    Text message conversation with ridiculous word spellings about waffles, causing grammar cringe.

    Shxcking Report

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least this one asked for help, unlike most of the others XD

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And in the morning, I'm makin' waffles!"

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can spill waffle batter, but you can't spill waffles.

    Talis
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please to spill waffles.

    #35

    Man, In Some Near Sucks Dude

    Text conversation with humorous spelling mistake of "insomnia" as "in some near."

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One the symptoms of Clam India is... in some near :D

    Doc
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohh s**t I'm going to hell.

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She just didn't get enough sleep probably....

    #36

    Dye Of Beeties

    A humorous text exchange with misspelled words that would make grammar police cringe.

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    Kim Kermes
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess what? There is a dye of beetles. 2, actually. Cochineal, still used in some cosmetics and foods, and Kermes, now rare as it's only found in the Mediterranean and hard to find. Today's useless fact.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn you for beating me to posting this!! ;) I can't hear someone say diabetes without thinking of Wilford Brimley.

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds bad. I hope you don't have Clam India or In Some Near as well.

    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There in fact is a dye of beeties. Red beeties, to be precise: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betanin

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beeties(tm), the breakfast of non-champions!

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, beets are a nice color, so using them for visuals is entirely possible (and what a sweet visual too)... XP

    #37

    Hiyaaahh

    Text conversation with a series of funny spelling attempts of "karate" that make grammar police cringe.

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    C B Jones
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was the best description of karate ever though.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope their moves are better than their spelling.

    Sonny
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats a taekwondo uniform tho..

    Sonny
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I googled it. They look the same, lol

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    #38

    Jason Waterfalls

    Social media post humorously highlighting ridiculous word spellings in song lyrics with a story about "Jason Waterfalls."

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paging Mr Jason Waterfalls... Oh, he's out chasing waterfalls? Okay, someone please tell him to stick to the rivers and the lakes that he's used to... XP

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Guns N' Roses' version of Knocking on Kevin's Door.

    Mona
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also thought that as a teenager. Not a native English speaker, so I have a ton of misheard lyrics in my arsenal

    #39

    Meaty Okra

    Text on blue background with clouds reads: "Idk guys. What if like...what if The Office is just a meaty okra show?"

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, okra does go well with meat dishes, but...

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he means it's like when Okra Winfrey puts on weight.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder I've never liked "The Office". Okra is one of those alleged "foods" that I won't eat.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They serve meaty okra at The Office??? Count me in for lunch!!! XP

    Natalie Kelsey
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've grown some robust okra in my time, maybe a gardening show is in order ..

    Crystal Pearson
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hell naw,I can forgive the illiteracy. But mot the insult to our king Michael Scott and all of Dunder Mifflin.

    PunchinelloTX
    Community Member
    Premium
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If breaded, okra can feel meaty.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all this time I thought okra was a vegetable.

    Julie S
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are they trying to say I keep reading this and I still can't work it out.

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    #40

    Always Bring Poop Purée On Vacation

    Text exchange with spelling mistake involving "purée" causing laughter, highlighting ridiculous word spellings.

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    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An ex-friend called it pot purry.

    nine4t4
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Potpourri is usually found on a toilet tank in a bathroom . Not totally wrong.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they were specifically referring to a toiletry scent spray called "Poo-Pourri". It is meant to be sprayed onto the toilet bowl water before you actually take a poo.

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    YDNinja
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I want some! "food processor noises*

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are these clowns discussing potpourri or the product, Poo~Pourri?

    Lghn Hawk
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try the poo puree w Grey poo pon ....on poo per nickel

    #41

    They Are Cinnamons

    Social media post with ridiculous word spellings causing grammar police to cringe.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd use correctly, but since I'm not a fan of cinnamon, it's really up to you.

    #42

    Damn Those Clouds Look Anonymous

    Beach scene with shoes on a towel, cloudy sky, and humorous text highlighting ridiculous word spellings.

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    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I thought they meant some cloud type, like cumulus or something. Thanks!

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What, you were expecting them to be wearing name tags?"

    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeh, they don't look familiar to me either....................

    Natalie Kelsey
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most clouds are anonymous to me, I've never known their given names

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course they're anonymous! Do you have any idea what would happen if their identities were known???

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be anyone's cloud, not necessarily Odin's or Thor's... XP

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    #43

    Eating Raw Eggs Gives You Salmon Vanilla

    Hand holding a glass with a raw egg above a YouTube comment displaying a ridiculous spelling error.

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    Little Bestie Capybara
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really leaning towards the vanilla abstract now, salmon vanilla is not a vibe

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm down with trying odd seasonings and flavorings, but not sure I could do vanilla salmon, yeah >_>;

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    #44

    Giggle Bites

    Text exchange with a humorous spelling error: "giggle bites" instead of "gigabytes," triggering grammar police reactions.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be thankful it's just giggle bites, any more and you'd be getting terror bites instead... XD

    SolitaryIntrovert
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giggle bytes are what comedian's computers use.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You get giggle bites from a silly vampire.

    Little Bestie Capybara
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See doc, my farm animals have been nipping at my fingers and telling jokes, what should I do?

    #45

    Daylight Saving Time Is My Worst Enema

    "Screenshot featuring a humorous misspelling with a laughing emoji and social media interaction icons."

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time changes can be draining.

    Schrödinger's Douchebag
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are you coming up with these from? Hahahaha! Comments got me in stitches today!

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    cj be like
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'll ask my sister, she had to have one when she was like 4. (edit) she said it felt like hell in a needle so i guess that one wasnt the best enema

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DST really has a way of getting up the wrong end of your nether regions... XP

    #46

    Placebo Gazebo

    Tweet with a spelling error, asking if CBD oil does something or if it's "gazebo."

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's more of a pavilion than a gazebo.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the oil does cover something, so...

    #47

    Cease And Dentist

    Text with ridiculous word spelling "cease and dentist," making grammar police cringe.

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    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: The dentist is Jewish too

    Max Fox
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU ANTI-DENTITE!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ythrdCsOFJU

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop right now! Show me your teeth! XP

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oi, Numbnuts. When you post on a public site, it's open season for all. So, take that to your lawyer, or your dentist, whichever.

    #48

    Allah Cart

    Text conversation with a humorous spelling error of "a la carte," highlighting ridiculous word spellings.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Allah's cart is a later model of Elijah's chariot.

    Mona
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Allah cart sounds like Eid feast

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, cement head. That's a new one.

    Nope
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL @ "cement head". I'll be using that one.

    #49

    I Guess She Didn't End Up Becoming A Pedestrian?

    Text meme with humorous spelling error mentioning growing up and being a pedestrian; includes a facepalm emoji.

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    #50

    Since I Missed The First Three, Luckily There's A Fourth

    Sign with a spelling error, "Four Saie," placed on roadside, humorous to grammar enthusiasts.

    YesImThatJ Report

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He meant to order two to put on his house, because his address is "44 [street]", but accidentally ordered 2 dozen. Now he's selling off the extra fours.

    AuntKaren12
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are hoping the Wendy's person sees this - they would rack up!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if this person got together with the Wendy's for for for person. They could swap a vowel and appear near average in intelligence.

    #51

    Gastro Astronomer / Astrologist

    Text messages showing ridiculous word spellings, featuring confusing terms like "gastro astronomer" and "gastro astrologist."

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You only need a gastro astrologist if you're a Pisces.

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they see a gastro-astronomer, do they tell you about Uranus?

    #52

    I Agree It Is Physically Irresponsible

    Twitter exchange with a spelling error pointed out, causing laughter among grammar enthusiasts.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buying any liquor with that amount sounds irresponsible both fiscally and physically to me -_-"

    #53

    I’m Starving, Boutta Go Grab Some Cow Zones From The Pizza Place

    Text messages with a humorous misspelling, "cow zone," related to ridiculous word spellings.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sir, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to take your pigs and chickens somewhere else. This is a cow zone."

    Billo66
    Community Member
    Premium
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbf a lot of these are auto correct stuff

    #54

    Cooker Honda = Kooikerhondje

    Funny chat about dog breed with a spelling error of "cooker honda" showing a cooker with a Honda logo.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kooikerhondje, if you were curious. Although now I wish there was a breed called Cooker Honda XD

    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you. I had no clue what the correction would be. And now I am going down a rabbit hole about dog breeds! 😊 🐶

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    Talis
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cooker Honda sounds a bit like Pocahontas...

    #55

    A Two Stick

    Text exchange highlighting ridiculous word spellings with a humorous misunderstanding about a "Two Stick Guitar."

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straight from Google search. "...a Chapman Stick, an electric instrument with a unique design that allows a player to essentially play both melody and bass lines simultaneously on one instrument". It's a shame so few people have access to a search engine.

    #56

    The Start Of The A Pack Of Lips

    Social media post with ridiculous word spellings, questioning zombie scenarios and grammar errors, with a surprised emoji.

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    PFD
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can kiss your a*s goodbye

    Wendy Miller
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least there is more than one pair of lips to do it.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zombie smooches... I think I'd prefer my brains and body being devoured instead... -_-" XP

    #58

    Stand Office

    Chat conversation with ridiculous word spelling "stand office" instead of "stand-offish."

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    #59

    Starch Your Engines

    Reddit post with a grammar mistake making the grammar police cringe; misuses "starch" instead of "start."

    CeonSun Report

    Billo66
    Community Member
    Premium
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly we do smash our words together a lot. It does sound like Starture engines.

    Billo66
    Community Member
    Premium
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English would be a nightmare to learn/navigate. Glad I speak it but wish I spoke it somewhere else right now lol

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp, I've found a new way to keep my engine running crisply...

    #60

    Eight The Hd

    Twitter thread with ridiculous word spellings making grammar police cringe.

    NineMoreBurgers Report

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    #61

    An Interesting Title! (Also, Cake Day!)

    Chat with ridiculous word spellings like "serserael" and "boos" for cereal, making grammar police cringe.

    afellowoxygenlover Report

    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cake day? There's a Cake day? Like, it's a thing? Why have I never been told about Cake day?

    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google "national days," I'm sure I've seen a cake day.

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    Talis
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a cereal killer of language to me.

    Corvus
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he didn't confuse "milk" with "milf" ;)

    #62

    A Loan

    Text exchange with ridiculous word spelling: “a loan” instead of “alone,” causes a humorous misunderstanding.

    NoSiemma Report

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not that big a fan of Faye Did but I do like Ducksite XP XD

    #63

    In Greedy Ants

    Text conversation with ridiculous spellings making grammar police cringe, mentioning "instant pot recipe" and "in greedy ants."

    reeenababe Report

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely some of these are from 'speak text'??? (hopefully)

    Talis
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ants always want to take our food away and to their anthill. Those greedy bastards!

    #64

    Nana's Cooking Up Some Beagles For Breakfast

    Text message with grammar police cringe spelling: "we eggs, bacon, rice, beagles, pancakes."

    reddit.com Report

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cook bagels? Fine. Cook the beagle and I may just cook you after...! -_-"

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take the beagles raw, on the side, of the bed. For ear scritches

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    #65

    Everyone Love Party Sean

    Text message exchange about carrot fries with humorous misspelling, "Parma Sean," making grammar police cringe.

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    #66

    Firstable

    Comments with ridiculous word spellings, including misspellings of "Spanish" and "language."

    kingofkonfiguration Report

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Firstaball, Spanish people come from Spain. Secondaball, Spain is a country. Thirdaball, I think I'll use this spelling from now on. Fourthaball and you're out.

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First of all I am corn-fused.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to be secondable at this point XD

    #67

    Legal Legends

    Tweet with humorous spelling: "i want a gamer gf like yesss bae tell me all about legal legends."

    jetpackguy221 Report

    #68

    Mini Guitar

    Text conversation with ridiculous spellings of "ukulele" leading to "mini guitar," causing grammar police to cringe.

    theshep43 Report

    Anonymous Fox
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I even play it but I can't for the life of me remember how it's spelled. Ukelele (I think).

    Corvus
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you try to type in Dutch...

    #69

    A Prang Mantas! Oh No

    Praying mantis on a door screen with humorous misspelling caption.

    Supringsinglyawesome Report

    Talis
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still better than prank mantis, that evil bastards that are playing me!

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Elden Ring Boss unlocked: Prang Mantas, Green Terror at the Door XP

    #70

    Ellen, The Generous

    Screenshot of a tweet with ridiculous spelling saying, "Ellen the generous be like 'this guy again???'"

    iceballoons Report

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    #71

    Alabama

    Tweet with ridiculous spelling confusing Alabama with a president, showing 44 retweets and 652 likes.

    efanhywel Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was guilty of BWP (black while president).

    #72

    "Further Of Due"

    Text message exchange highlighting ridiculous word spellings that make grammar police cringe.

    reddit.com Report

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And without further ado, they responded incorrectly.

    PFD
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg it's a twofer!

    #73

    Disposable Thumbs

    A Facebook post with a spelling error "disposable thumbs" instead of "opposable thumbs," creating a cringe-worthy grammar moment.

    TheJoshWatson Report

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am now very curious about your disposable thumbs

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats do have opposable thumbs at their disposal.

    #74

    This Sign Was At My School

    Sign with ridiculous word spellings reads "Must Sanitize Hands Be For Getting Lunch" above a sanitizer dispenser.

    Dumpster-Raccoon Report

    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aye, hands be for getting lunch and many other useful things.

    Jedi Panda
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    must sanitize, hands be for getting lunch

    #75

    I Too Love To Sit On My Thrown

    Cat sitting on a chair among roses, illustrating ridiculous word spelling with "thrown" instead of "throne."

    Black_Tears524 Report

    #76

    Food Instructions

    Chat showing ridiculous word spellings like "resippy," "respipie," and "insuctions" that make grammar police cringe.

    p*nisfencing_fox Report

    Talis
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it's tasty, I also suck the food in.

    #77

    Farmer John Cheese

    Text conversation with ridiculous word spellings, humorously attempting to spell "Parmesan cheese."

    gary5602 Report

    V
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I am imagining that the farmer in Shaun the Sheep is named John. I feel like hilarity would ensue.

    Corvus
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally not related to John Cleese.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apart from actually being him (apologies if you were saying that and it whooshed me)

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, both John and Shaun are cheesed-off now. Who doesn't have some good Parmesan/Parm A Shaun/Farmer John in the fridge handy? XP

    #78

    Nickel Teen Is A Highly Addictive Substance

    Reddit post with ridiculous word spelling asking, "How much nickel teen is in one cigarette?"

    PrivetKakashki Report

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would "Nickel Teen" be a really young cover band for Nickelback?

    #79

    A Florida Lee?

    Text conversation with misspelling of "fleur de lis" as "Florida lee," highlighting ridiculous word spellings.

    RTROTA Report

    Talis
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida Man's name is Lee, got it!

    #80

    Debt Written

    Social media comment with incorrect spelling causing grammar police to cringe, using "debt written" instead of correct term.

    hmonglubpaj Report

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    #81

    That's A Bold Tack Tick, Cotton

    Misspelled word in a negotiation text message, with "tactic" corrected below.

    MrFolgersDude Report

    #82

    This Question Keeps Me Up At Night

    Pair of red water skis labeled "What are skis" with humorous misspelling.

    reddit.com Report

    #83

    Mackened Cheese

    Text messages about a spelling mistake, humorously confusing "mac and cheese" with "mackened cheese."

    PianoManGidley Report

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, no! My cheese has been mackened!

    Talis
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best served with bone apple tea, I've heard!

    #84

    Key Bored

    Keyboard listing with misspelled title "Key bored," featuring pink and white keys, priced at £15.

    reddit.com Report

    Little Bestie Capybara
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will have to pass on the deal, my computer needs to be very alert for all my boredpanda scrolling.

    #85

    Nutritious Italian Gangster

    Text conversation with humorous spelling errors making grammar enthusiasts cringe.

    NightmareXD43 Report

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Al Capone was responsible for milk expiry dates. So yup, notorious and nutritious at the same time.

    #86

    50 Purse Cent

    Text conversation highlighting ridiculous word spellings, including "50 purse cent," leading to a humorous misunderstanding.

    ButImNot_Bitter_ Report

    Corvus
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Misspelling and choosing beggar. Nice combo.

    Grrr
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    50% of 20 = 10. 20 + 10 = 30, 50% of 30 = 15

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    #87

    Do You Come Here Off Ten?

    Text exchange about Olive Garden with humorous spelling mistakes, making grammar police cringe.

    zachbeeman1 Report

    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people do say it like that. Nails on the blackboard every time I hear it.

    Talis
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But don't crank it up to eleven!

    #88

    Grow A Pear

    Text on colorful background with ridiculous word spellings saying, “Grow a pear and ask me on a date.”

    Razz_Dazzle Report

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't ask her out I'm afraid. My pear tree ain't bearing fruits yet... XP

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironically, back in 2019, my pear tree bore these two... uh....... "fruits"....... pair_of_pe...ad3cdf.jpg pair_of_pears-67c02fead3cdf.jpg

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    #89

    Day Sha Vo

    Text conversation with emojis, highlighting ridiculous word spelling confusion.

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    #90

    Ease Dropper

    Text exchange with a ridiculous spelling: "ease dropper" corrected to "eavesdropper," causing grammar police to cringe.

    AgentOfMediocrity Report

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    #91

    Holapino Peppers Anybody?

    Social media post with misspelled word "holapino" asking about air fryer recipes.

    braldeyteam Report

    Talis
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they are the only Juan.

    #92

    Bloody Hate Those Mindgrains

    Text on a pink gradient background reads "Don’t you love having a mindgrain on the same day of your exam :)," illustrating word spellings.

    NoahWantsToDie Report

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a thought, grains have been called brain killers though... So maybe mindgrain ain't too far off.

    Talis
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insane in the mindgrain 🎶

    #93

    Yum, Sweat Treats

    Whiteboard with spelling errors: "sweat treat" instead of "sweet treat"; makes grammar police cringe.

    reddit.com Report

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll pass on the sweaty treat, thanks.

    Talis
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my! A sweaty tread is very slippery - definitely stop first!

    #94

    Well Bless Your Sole

    Comment with spelling error: "May god bless your soles" instead of "souls," highlighting ridiculous word spellings.

    bluequick Report

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just the bottom of your feet. The rest of you can go to Hell.

    Kalikima
    Community Member
    Premium
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you mean "can go to heel"? Lol

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    Talis
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Infantry is also called "Fußsoldaten" (foot soldiers) in German.

    #95

    Doctors And Their Patiences

    Sign with a humorous spelling error taped to a wall, illustrating ridiculous word spellings that make grammar police cringe.

    Uneducated_Leftist Report

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they are running out as you speak..., loudly! XP

    #96

    Spotted In London

    Chalkboard sign with incorrect spelling: "Sanertize your hands," causing grammar police to cringe.

    sleek1t Report

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please satanize your hands

    Billo66
    Community Member
    Premium
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Around here Hundred is Unfortunately frequently pronounced Hunnert. I cringe so hard.

    #97

    Woldrob

    Wooden wardrobe for sale in Basildon, incorrectly spelled as "Woldrob," making grammar enthusiasts cringe.

    DarkStryder360 Report

    Billo66
    Community Member
    Premium
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm suspicious. They spell like a hobbit. I bet it's 3 inches tall.

    #98

    Meganism

    Comment with a spelling error in "meganism" instead of "mechanism," causing grammar police to cringe.

    budenmaayer Report

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ekans had BIG defense, but it has drastically dropped (IYPokemonYK)

    #99

    Goggles The Mind

    Facebook post with misspelled words causing grammar police to cringe.

    jill853 Report

    Talis
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a chipping container, isn't it? j/k

    #100

    When The Resident Is Dense

    Cardboard sign with incorrect spelling: "Do Not Enter, Private Residense," displaying ridiculous word spellings.

    Ambiguous_Noise_95 Report

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    #101

    Goody Tooshoo

    Text conversation showing ridiculous word spellings, with "goody tooshoo" and "goody two shoes" as humor points.

    swaglessnseattle Report

    #102

    Sonic The Head Chog

    Social media post with misspelled words making grammar police cringe, featuring humorous take on Sonic the Hedgehog.

    JustBurpMeAndLeave Report

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New species unlocked: Head Chog. Beware if it decides to charge you for it will aim for the core of your head XD

    #103

    Lacktoast Sensitivity

    Social media post with misspelled phrase "lacktoast sensitive" poking fun at ridiculous word spellings.

    myroomisnotred Report

    #104

    Okay, Your Owner

    Chat conversation with ridiculous word spellings, making grammar police cringe.

    redtopian Report

    #105

    Snores

    Campfire with logs burning, surrounded by people standing, captioned with a misspelled word making grammar police cringe.

    Quinnplayzgames Report

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gather with a good campfire, the outdoors will be good for a few Zzzz...

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they had the fire well confined. With great snores I wouldn't want the fire to get out of control.

    #106

    Just Need A Blanket

    A red SUV parked with scattered items nearby seen from inside another car, featuring a misspelled phrase.

    davmill9 Report

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yogi Bear would tell you it's a pick-a-nick.

    #107

    Orango Tango

    Chat screenshot showcasing ridiculous word spellings with "orango tango" instead of "orangutan," making grammar enthusiasts cringe.

    reddit.com Report

    superfluous
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jokes on them. Gorilla.

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An orango tango? I thought that meant Trump.

    #108

    It's Ale Looya. Noted

    Text exchange with a humorous misspelling corrected, featuring a classic example of ridiculous word spellings.

    SarcasticDrHouse Report

    #109

    Telaniqus

    Text exchange showing a ridiculous spelling error of "telekinesis" as "telaniqus."

    backupKDC6794 Report

    #110

    My Mom's Still Learning How To Text

    Text exchange with grammar cringe: "Uncle Dave wants some rasin brain cereal or caption crunch."

    trelemar Report

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run!! Uncle Dave's become a zombie! Who apparently can't hear very well, and needs to read the dialogue off the screen.

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #111

    Pure Breed Puddles

    Fluffy white dog on wooden floor listed for $100; humorous spelling makes grammar police cringe.

    reddit.com Report

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually just makes my heart hurt :( Who moves and doesn't make provisions for their puppers? Who just SELLS them because they have "no room" for them?

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than just dropping it off somewhere or taking it to a shelter.

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    #112

    Tummy Aeigth

    Social media exchange with ridiculous word spelling "aeigth" instead of "ache."

    lilkingjohn Report

    Corvus
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this what the pirate council did? They all presented their pieces of aeigth.

    Sonny
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it is the noise you make when you have a stomach ache

    #113

    My Self A Steem

    Text with ridiculous word spellings highlighting grammar mistakes, including "self a steem" and "confidents."

    graz_the_spaz Report

    #114

    Literally 1984

    Sign with misspelling, reads “BE A WARE WE CAN SEE YOU” in a cluttered shop, making grammar police cringe.

    Known-Ad290 Report

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The world definitely needs more Wares and Lerts. Be one or the other.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought a book marker that said, Be alert, the world needs more lerts.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I'm going to be a drill then. You can see me as hardware right? XP

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but you can be a droit or a kimbo. Clearly not a ware.

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    Talis
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be a ware so we can sell you!

    #115

    Whaalaw

    Blender filled with red slushie and misspelled "whalaaw" circled on recipe, amusing grammar police.

    ShadowX433 Report

    #116

    I Must Be Playing The Wrong Game

    "Best Buy Q&A page showing a question with ridiculous word spelling 'Mein Craft'."

    aluckyvaultboy Report

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the kid playing the German edition...?

    Fellfromthemoon
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still misspelled, the correct version would've been "meine Kraft."

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    #117

    That's A New One For Me

    Vintage field glasses labeled as "bunaclar" spelling error for sale online, priced at $45.

    figureinplastic Report

    #118

    Just Say The Magic Words And “Walla”

    Review images of a blue hair detangler with a misspelled caption, highlighting common word spelling mistakes.

    Cheap-Panda Report

    Surly Scot
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got through about 40 of these before my IQ started to bleed out my ears.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saying it twice and Bing Bang after XP

    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla, bing bang

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