50 Times People Struggled With Words So Hard, They Cracked Others Up
Interview With ExpertHow much easier would life be if English spelled words like they sound? We wouldn’t need a minute to think about expressions like necessary, entrepreneur, and Wednesday, sound them out loud or rewrite them too many times just to give up and Google it or turn on the spellcheck.
Unfortunately, in reality, the English language is a mix of spellings and pronunciations from all over the world that also depend on which country you’re in (how fun!). So it’s no surprise that many people seem to struggle with it, even if they’re English native speakers.
Below, the Bored Panda team has gathered some of the most hilarious instances where people couldn’t spell out words correctly to save their lives. Scroll down to find them, and make sure to leave a comment telling us what words you also struggle with that are way too complicated for no reason.
While you're at it, don't forget to check out a conversation with Lindsay Dow, language consultant at Lindsay Does Languages, who kindly agreed to chat with us more about spelling in the digital world.
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Autistic Guitar
Aunt Rap Runner
Upvote for the use of "dingus". My dog Fenring's registered name is "Fenringus von Dingus".
Not in a thousand years would I have gotten entrepreneur from aunt rap runner.
Now I wish I had an Aunt Rap Runner: Mike check, mike check! Abou'ta hit 10k steps, check! XD
Vanilla Abstract
What about Vanilla Impressionism or Vanilla Surrealism? Will that work?
Somehow the abstract sounded close enough that I didn't even register it wasn't the right word
Even though we write less and less by hand and use autocorrect and grammar software daily, the importance of spelling correctly still remains, says Lindsay Dow, language consultant at Lindsay Does Languages.
"It does but it’s something that perhaps doesn’t matter as much as in the past because we can rely on tools like spellcheckers and Grammarly to ensure we’ve got things right. And then if you do make a mistake, you have the excuse of calling it a typo! However, it does, of course, still help to speed up writing and editing for yourself," she says.
Grapes Are Discussing
They be saying it's a vine time to be alive and discussin'... XP
Do You Lemonade?
Yes, I can lemonade the papers, but it might take the print off the papers.
Not sure about up voting this one because it seems more that the person has an accent/esl, not misunderstanding how to spell a word
My Favourite... Triangle Food With Topping
A local restaurant has a dish called a Burro To-Te so close enough.
Load More Replies...The words she personally struggles to spell are resource and language. "Two words I write a lot in my line of work—and they often end up as resoruce and langauge if no auto-spellchecker is on."
As for others, she noticed that some modern abbreviations in spoken language don’t always get a set written form for a while. "For example, we might shorten the phrase “as per usual” to something like (and I hope you can understand my spelling attempt!) “as per ughe”!"
Orthodontist Opponent
You really have to brace yourself if you fight an orthodontist, so I should hope they won
Couples Tee
Maybe Both?
So.... Brad Williams? (If you think he'd be offended, you've NEVER seen him.)
He's one of the funniest people I've seen in a long time.
Load More Replies...Some typos could be harmless and even funny (like these on the list), but a slip of a finger also has the potential to make us look less intelligent to others than we are. In fact, it was proven that a lack of proficiency in writing could be a barrier to people getting a job or even a date. It creates confusion as well, hindering our basic ability to communicate.
Hole In Tire
We wish! Sadly, they're likely to find an intellectual match to reproduce with.
Load More Replies...Oh, don't sell yourself short. There's got to be an illiterate woman who'll take you.
My Friend's Poor Attempt At Spelling Necessarily
I love the "Go on, take as much time as you need" XD letting friend dig themselves a bigger hole...
Weird for them to mention hair color when it's just physical appearance and has nothing to do with who you are as a person.
Load More Replies...To be fair, I do often struggle to remember if it's "one 'c', two 's's" or "two 'c's, one 's'," and have to double check.
I remind myself that necessary is necessarily both numerically and alphabetically in order (c before s, and 1 before 2--1 c and 2 s). 🤷♀️
Load More Replies...The younger generations ridicule us old people for our inability to use technology, but damn it, I know how to use spell check.
I have a hard time remember spelling neccessatily correct myself. I had to look at the word in the post to spell it correctly myself.
One of the words I wouldn't attempt without the spell suggestions line. Like how do you even end up with a spelling like that 😲 , asking as a non native
Sell My Nana Illness Is Going Around
What? Oh, salmonella. I should not be reading this so early in the morning! It's 03:15 GMT.
I once got sell my nana from under kooked schick in. They thought I got it from my egg wana, but he tested neigh gat iv.
I am hurting myself trying not to laugh out loud at some of these....hubbie has already gone to bed.
It's hard to say if our ability to spell is getting worse because we rely on auto-correct and spellcheck. We are writing more and faster and more efficiently than ever and that might be the reason the number of typos is increasing, says Lindsay.
"One interesting point made in this article is that we type more (and quicker) than we write "manually," and more people are typing nowadays, all factors that increase the number of spelling errors. So it may not be as simple as spellcheck making spelling worse. There are a few other factors at play."
Had To Confirm This Is Really What They Mean. Damsel In This Dress
No, I've seen that dress she's wearing. The lady is definitely in need of an intervention.
As her true and loyal knight, he's under obligation to get her out of this dress.
I ain't wearing a damn dress when saving damsels, not to mention a second hand one
Whether in or out of a dress, or distress, this one needs a remedial English course.
Please Pay For Gas Recipe Inside
Long ago, recipe and receipt were the same word. Language is weird.
Years ago in the Canadian Maritimes, I ran into this word commonly used this way. It wasn't a mistake, spelled that way also, and I have never seen it anywhere else.
Flewed Out
She'd fit right in in those two places. The people there don't speak English either.
They do speak English. Not 100% of them and not at an A level but they do. Moreso in Dubai since the majority are foreigners and are there for work.
Load More Replies...In theory. In reality, she wants to be taken to a showing of the musical "Grease", or go to a library so she can return her almost-overdue books.
Load More Replies...Man in Europe: I refuse to date a woman who can't s-p-e-l-l.
I'd fly her somewhere with plenty of almost-expired grease. She should prepare for cloudy-looking weather and serious odor while sight-seeing XP XD
While there's no concrete research proving that our spelling is getting worse, it doesn't hurt to try and keep it up or improve it—to make our communication clearer, appear more intelligent, and avoid losing job or dating opportunities.
For this, Lindsay recommends practice. "Much like anything, the boring answer is practice! However, as I say to my clients when they’re learning foreign languages, ensure that you’re making the process fun, flexible, and functional. There are endless ways to improve spelling, but if it’s boring rote exercises and you find them tedious, then you’ll learn nothing!"
Caucasian
No one wants a caucasian. They're so whiny, always demanding to see the manager.
There Is Just No Winning. I Accept The Feet
imagine using the correct form of 'accept' just to be defeated by "the feet".... lol
AKA those feet of life that's about to give you a swift kick in the nether regions...? -_- XP
Doctor themed background Reluctant podiatrist? That is the right word, right?
“Bone Jaw”
That's the guy that would order "putain" in a french canadian restaurant....
Aww, Honey, you're in absolutely no position to call anyone a dumbass.
"One thing that I have discovered by accident that might help is to switch the language of your keyboard," she added. "That way, spellcheck will be wanting to change almost every word, and you’ll be forced to pay attention!"
I Digest
If you were dating at a coffeeshop or restaurant, he wouldn't be too far off...
Maybe My Friend Should Retake Health Ed
Clam India? Do that call it that because it's in dia clam? (Read it out loud if it doesn't make sense. Also, forgive me.)
All Rise As The Prosecution Performs The Ever Dance
Police: *Groan* Why is it always the same ever song-and-dance...??? XP
What's she gonna do when the cops come for her, dance like she's gonna die young?
Not so fast, my illiterate chum. Nothing is deleted until it's permanently deleted. This video has a 30-60 day shelf life for restoration, plus it would be on iCloud.
A method that research has found to be effective for improving spelling is Cover-Copy-Compare (CCC). It involves looking at a word, copying it, and then covering it and trying to write it from memory. It can enhance spelling accuracy, especially when combined with sounding out words by slowly and carefully pronouncing each letter to figure out a word's spelling.
Kidney Garden
I have a female friend that used to clean a kidney center. Each time she said it though, to me it sound like she was saying kiddie center So I thought she meant like a place where little kids went to play. Something like similar to a pre school. The only way I found out what she meant was I happened to drive by it couple of times and seen the building itself and what it was.
I've heard of kidneys, kidney beans, and kidney-shaped, but a kidney garden?
Found My “Double Banger”
Sorry, have to say it, but Double Banger sounds like a great deal on a sausage meal or a bad porn. Come to think of it, putting those two in the same sentence... -_- XP
All Tomato’s Ruin Relationships
Sooner or later, giving people all tomatoes will ketchup with you.
Please explain how someone can be this stupid. How do they not recognize the fruit?
Honestly, all tomato sounds better than old tomato so I'd accept the offer... XD
Nobody Secures Funding Like Gaston
"Stockholder syndrome" - feeling no remorse over holding partial ownership in a terrorist corporation. Example: a US health insurance company.
Aarons
Aarons here and there, BEWARE!!! Someone is out to finish you guys!!! Be on guard, Aye-Aye-Rons!!! XD
Don't Eat Asians
I wonder what they were thinking when their physician was originally speaking with them about this?
Nah, you're fine, their doctor has adviced them not to crush and eat you.
Load More Replies...Crushed Asians? Let me ponder this for a bit, because I'm really flummoxed by the incredibly moronic level this person is on.
Forcible Future
They have a single valued guest? Everybody else is treated with contempt.
The future is voluntary, but it's a drastic step.
Load More Replies...Trust us on this. If you're not out by 7pm, you will be forcibly removed sometime in the future.
Just My ‘Six Cents’
This Guy Is Living The Life And Taking Life For “Granite”
Life is something that's painful to butt your head against. So it's often taken for granite.
Feminem: The Rapper Eminem’s Daughter?
Knees are weak, arms are heavy, flushed my pad, water up to my ankles already
For What?
This person must not have a checking account because the checks would never clear.
Shoot Yourself Or Eat Pizza
Although, after reading 50 posts by morons, maybe they should shoot themselves.
The Leggo My Eggo Things
At least this one asked for help, unlike most of the others XD
Load More Replies...Man, In Some Near Sucks Dude
Dye Of Beeties
Guess what? There is a dye of beetles. 2, actually. Cochineal, still used in some cosmetics and foods, and Kermes, now rare as it's only found in the Mediterranean and hard to find. Today's useless fact.
Damn you for beating me to posting this!! ;) I can't hear someone say diabetes without thinking of Wilford Brimley.
Load More Replies...There in fact is a dye of beeties. Red beeties, to be precise: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betanin
Well, beets are a nice color, so using them for visuals is entirely possible (and what a sweet visual too)... XP
Hiyaaahh
Jason Waterfalls
Paging Mr Jason Waterfalls... Oh, he's out chasing waterfalls? Okay, someone please tell him to stick to the rivers and the lakes that he's used to... XP
Meaty Okra
I think he means it's like when Okra Winfrey puts on weight.
Load More Replies...They serve meaty okra at The Office??? Count me in for lunch!!! XP
I've grown some robust okra in my time, maybe a gardening show is in order ..
Oh hell naw,I can forgive the illiteracy. But mot the insult to our king Michael Scott and all of Dunder Mifflin.
Always Bring Poop Purée On Vacation
Potpourri is usually found on a toilet tank in a bathroom . Not totally wrong.
I think they were specifically referring to a toiletry scent spray called "Poo-Pourri". It is meant to be sprayed onto the toilet bowl water before you actually take a poo.
Load More Replies...They Are Cinnamons
I'd use correctly, but since I'm not a fan of cinnamon, it's really up to you.
Damn Those Clouds Look Anonymous
Oh, I thought they meant some cloud type, like cumulus or something. Thanks!
Load More Replies...Most clouds are anonymous to me, I've never known their given names
Of course they're anonymous! Do you have any idea what would happen if their identities were known???
Could be anyone's cloud, not necessarily Odin's or Thor's... XP
Eating Raw Eggs Gives You Salmon Vanilla
Really leaning towards the vanilla abstract now, salmon vanilla is not a vibe
I'm down with trying odd seasonings and flavorings, but not sure I could do vanilla salmon, yeah >_>;
Load More Replies...Giggle Bites
Be thankful it's just giggle bites, any more and you'd be getting terror bites instead... XD
See doc, my farm animals have been nipping at my fingers and telling jokes, what should I do?
Daylight Saving Time Is My Worst Enema
Where are you coming up with these from? Hahahaha! Comments got me in stitches today!
Load More Replies...i'll ask my sister, she had to have one when she was like 4. (edit) she said it felt like hell in a needle so i guess that one wasnt the best enema
Load More Replies...DST really has a way of getting up the wrong end of your nether regions... XP
Placebo Gazebo
Cease And Dentist
YOU ANTI-DENTITE!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ythrdCsOFJU
Load More Replies...Oi, Numbnuts. When you post on a public site, it's open season for all. So, take that to your lawyer, or your dentist, whichever.
Allah Cart
I Guess She Didn't End Up Becoming A Pedestrian?
Since I Missed The First Three, Luckily There's A Fourth
Imagine if this person got together with the Wendy's for for for person. They could swap a vowel and appear near average in intelligence.
Gastro Astronomer / Astrologist
As a Pisces, can confirm this is truth XD
Load More Replies...I Agree It Is Physically Irresponsible
Buying any liquor with that amount sounds irresponsible both fiscally and physically to me -_-"
I’m Starving, Boutta Go Grab Some Cow Zones From The Pizza Place
Cooker Honda = Kooikerhondje
Kooikerhondje, if you were curious. Although now I wish there was a breed called Cooker Honda XD
Thank you. I had no clue what the correction would be. And now I am going down a rabbit hole about dog breeds! 😊 🐶
Load More Replies...A Two Stick
Straight from Google search. "...a Chapman Stick, an electric instrument with a unique design that allows a player to essentially play both melody and bass lines simultaneously on one instrument". It's a shame so few people have access to a search engine.
The Start Of The A Pack Of Lips
At least there is more than one pair of lips to do it.
Load More Replies...Zombie smooches... I think I'd prefer my brains and body being devoured instead... -_-" XP
Her Favourite Song
Stand Office
Starch Your Engines
Honestly we do smash our words together a lot. It does sound like Starture engines.
English would be a nightmare to learn/navigate. Glad I speak it but wish I spoke it somewhere else right now lol
Load More Replies...Welp, I've found a new way to keep my engine running crisply...
Eight The Hd
An Interesting Title! (Also, Cake Day!)
Cake day? There's a Cake day? Like, it's a thing? Why have I never been told about Cake day?
Google "national days," I'm sure I've seen a cake day.
Load More Replies...A Loan
I'm not that big a fan of Faye Did but I do like Ducksite XP XD
In Greedy Ants
Nana's Cooking Up Some Beagles For Breakfast
Cook bagels? Fine. Cook the beagle and I may just cook you after...! -_-"
I'll take the beagles raw, on the side, of the bed. For ear scritches
Load More Replies...Everyone Love Party Sean
Firstable
Firstaball, Spanish people come from Spain. Secondaball, Spain is a country. Thirdaball, I think I'll use this spelling from now on. Fourthaball and you're out.
Legal Legends
That was definitely my ex while he was in law school XD
Load More Replies...Mini Guitar
I even play it but I can't for the life of me remember how it's spelled. Ukelele (I think).
A Prang Mantas! Oh No
New Elden Ring Boss unlocked: Prang Mantas, Green Terror at the Door XP
Ellen, The Generous
Alabama
"Further Of Due"
Disposable Thumbs
I am now very curious about your disposable thumbs
Load More Replies...This Sign Was At My School
I Too Love To Sit On My Thrown
Food Instructions
Farmer John Cheese
Apart from actually being him (apologies if you were saying that and it whooshed me)
Load More Replies...Yeah, both John and Shaun are cheesed-off now. Who doesn't have some good Parmesan/Parm A Shaun/Farmer John in the fridge handy? XP
Nickel Teen Is A Highly Addictive Substance
Debt Written
That's A Bold Tack Tick, Cotton
This Question Keeps Me Up At Night
Mackened Cheese
Key Bored
Will have to pass on the deal, my computer needs to be very alert for all my boredpanda scrolling.
Nutritious Italian Gangster
Well, Al Capone was responsible for milk expiry dates. So yup, notorious and nutritious at the same time.
50 Purse Cent
Do You Come Here Off Ten?
A lot of people do say it like that. Nails on the blackboard every time I hear it.
Grow A Pear
Can't ask her out I'm afraid. My pear tree ain't bearing fruits yet... XP
Ironically, back in 2019, my pear tree bore these two... uh....... "fruits"....... pair_of_pe...ad3cdf.jpg
Day Sha Vo
Ease Dropper
Bloody Hate Those Mindgrains
Just a thought, grains have been called brain killers though... So maybe mindgrain ain't too far off.
Yum, Sweat Treats
Well Bless Your Sole
Doctors And Their Patiences
Spotted In London
Woldrob
Meganism
Ekans had BIG defense, but it has drastically dropped (IYPokemonYK)
When The Resident Is Dense
Goody Tooshoo
Sonic The Head Chog
New species unlocked: Head Chog. Beware if it decides to charge you for it will aim for the core of your head XD
Lacktoast Sensitivity
Okay, Your Owner
Snores
I gather with a good campfire, the outdoors will be good for a few Zzzz...
I hope they had the fire well confined. With great snores I wouldn't want the fire to get out of control.
Just Need A Blanket
And send Booboo to find the pic-a-nic basket.
Load More Replies...Orango Tango
It's Ale Looya. Noted
Telaniqus
My Mom's Still Learning How To Text
Pure Breed Puddles
That actually just makes my heart hurt :( Who moves and doesn't make provisions for their puppers? Who just SELLS them because they have "no room" for them?
Better than just dropping it off somewhere or taking it to a shelter.
Load More Replies...Tummy Aeigth
My Self A Steem
Literally 1984
The world definitely needs more Wares and Lerts. Be one or the other.
I bought a book marker that said, Be alert, the world needs more lerts.
Load More Replies...Okay, I'm going to be a drill then. You can see me as hardware right? XP
No, but you can be a droit or a kimbo. Clearly not a ware.
Load More Replies...Whaalaw
I Must Be Playing The Wrong Game
Still misspelled, the correct version would've been "meine Kraft."
Load More Replies...That's A New One For Me
Just Say The Magic Words And “Walla”
I got through about 40 of these before my IQ started to bleed out my ears.
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla, bing bang
Load More Replies...Another post had a comment about people who mispronounce words because they read them in a book and never heard them (at least they were reading. The above people have never picked up a book.
As a non-native English speaker, I sometimes have to plead guilty for mispronouncing stuff I've only ever met in writing. But I also have the great advantage of having encountered most spoken and written words at the same time.
Load More Replies...While I know I should be making some kind of comment about the sad state of human intelligence... I'm not going to... because that s**t was too f*****g funny! By the time I got to "Giggle Bites," I was laughing so hard that there were literally tears. TEARS! I use the f*****g emoji all the time, but I honestly can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. If society's stupidity is the price to pay, so be it!!!
Honestly, I've used to make similar mistakes as a child in my native language. Later, I started reading. When someone goes after their ear, this kind of error comes with the territory. On the other hand, how did the language (any language) develop while literacy was uncommon (most of the human history), if copying the spoken words is unreliable?
Despite the title, the errors here are all, or almost all, ones of spelling - not grammar. Grammar is about how you assemble sentences, not how you spell the words in them. A sentence with every word misspelled could still be perfectly grammatical. In fact, may are not even errors in spelling, but errors in diction (using the right word for your intended meaning).
How do these people function in life? Language is too beautiful to mangle so badly.
I made a comment on this post that received at least 10 upvotes, but I can't view it now because I haven't paid for premium. Bored Panda, you've ruined what used to be a great website.
Twelve o'clock at night and here I am laughing so hard the tears are running down my face. Cannot remember when Bored Panda printed such funny comments. Keep it up with more like this we need more laughter in these depressing times.
Many of these seemed totally made up on purpose for a laugh! But the comments made it worth the read!
Red state educations. Pick up a book, a magazine, a newspaper. Learn something.
one time, i spelled aesthetic like "assthehtick" for some reason.
Another post had a comment about people who mispronounce words because they read them in a book and never heard them (at least they were reading. The above people have never picked up a book.
As a non-native English speaker, I sometimes have to plead guilty for mispronouncing stuff I've only ever met in writing. But I also have the great advantage of having encountered most spoken and written words at the same time.
Load More Replies...While I know I should be making some kind of comment about the sad state of human intelligence... I'm not going to... because that s**t was too f*****g funny! By the time I got to "Giggle Bites," I was laughing so hard that there were literally tears. TEARS! I use the f*****g emoji all the time, but I honestly can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. If society's stupidity is the price to pay, so be it!!!
Honestly, I've used to make similar mistakes as a child in my native language. Later, I started reading. When someone goes after their ear, this kind of error comes with the territory. On the other hand, how did the language (any language) develop while literacy was uncommon (most of the human history), if copying the spoken words is unreliable?
Despite the title, the errors here are all, or almost all, ones of spelling - not grammar. Grammar is about how you assemble sentences, not how you spell the words in them. A sentence with every word misspelled could still be perfectly grammatical. In fact, may are not even errors in spelling, but errors in diction (using the right word for your intended meaning).
How do these people function in life? Language is too beautiful to mangle so badly.
I made a comment on this post that received at least 10 upvotes, but I can't view it now because I haven't paid for premium. Bored Panda, you've ruined what used to be a great website.
Twelve o'clock at night and here I am laughing so hard the tears are running down my face. Cannot remember when Bored Panda printed such funny comments. Keep it up with more like this we need more laughter in these depressing times.
Many of these seemed totally made up on purpose for a laugh! But the comments made it worth the read!
Red state educations. Pick up a book, a magazine, a newspaper. Learn something.
one time, i spelled aesthetic like "assthehtick" for some reason.
