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What is the best way to get at your annoying office colleague? A passive-aggressive note, of course! After all, as anybody who's ever read Sun Tzu's The Art of War will know, the best way to deal with somebody stealing your sandwiches or leaving loaves of bread in the toilet (seriously) is to leave them a snarky and anonymous note expressing your displeasure. Problem solved...right? Well, not quite. Sparks turn into flames and notes turn into a war, with these passive-aggressive quotes.

Anyway, if you are looking for a spiteful way to stop the office food thief - here are some passive-aggressive examples for your disposal. Just be careful to find your match in this manner of solving a dispute - otherwise, you might be the one who got passive-aggressive'd.

So, as the famous war-cry goes - liberty or death! Good luck!

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Walked Past The It Office Door And Noticed A New Sign

Walked Past The It Office Door And Noticed A New Sign

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Those Office Trends, I Don't Get Them

Those Office Trends, I Don't Get Them

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At Least Your Coworkers Have A Great Sense Of Humour

At Least Your Coworkers Have A Great Sense Of Humour

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#7

The People In My Office Just Couldn't Help Themselves

The People In My Office Just Couldn't Help Themselves

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Thanks For Understanding

Thanks For Understanding

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An Email Went Out Around The Office About A Lost Pen. This Appeared In The Break Room The Next Day

An Email Went Out Around The Office About A Lost Pen. This Appeared In The Break Room The Next Day

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#13

New Rules For Posting Notices In The Office

New Rules For Posting Notices In The Office

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#14

Apparently Debbie Has A Bit Of Bad Reputation Around The Office Refrigerator

Apparently Debbie Has A Bit Of Bad Reputation Around The Office Refrigerator

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#16

I Don't Know Why I Can't Stop Laughing At This

I Don't Know Why I Can't Stop Laughing At This

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#17

I Believe We Have An Office Thief, Damn

I Believe We Have An Office Thief, Damn

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#18

Housekeeping At My Friend's Office Missed A Dead Cricket. It Has Since Snowballed Into A Full On Memorial

Housekeeping At My Friend's Office Missed A Dead Cricket. It Has Since Snowballed Into A Full On Memorial

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This Sarcastic Advice In The Office

This Sarcastic Advice In The Office

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maryhadalittlelamb
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

same goes to traffic lights button.. "the more you push, the faster it turns green"

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#22

Please Do Not Print Large Jobs. Or, By All Means, Please Do!

Please Do Not Print Large Jobs. Or, By All Means, Please Do!

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#24

My Office Refuses To Take Down This Non Operating Antiquated Piece Of Equipment , So I Did The Only Logical Thing

My Office Refuses To Take Down This Non Operating Antiquated Piece Of Equipment , So I Did The Only Logical Thing

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#25

That's What Jesus Said

That's What Jesus Said

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Over Opinionated
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The picture is of buddy Christ from Jay and silent Bobs dogma that's awesome

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This Is What Happens When People Submit Passive-Aggressive Office Memos Where I Work

This Is What Happens When People Submit Passive-Aggressive Office Memos Where I Work

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The First Thing I Noticed About My Dad's Office

The First Thing I Noticed About My Dad's Office

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Note About The Middle Aged Man Named Brian

Note About The Middle Aged Man Named Brian

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#30

Walked Into The Office Kitchen To Find This

Walked Into The Office Kitchen To Find This

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#31

Microwave At The Office Is Out Of Order & I Work With Artists/Comedians

Microwave At The Office Is Out Of Order & I Work With Artists/Comedians

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#32

This Hair

This Hair

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When You Leave A Note In An Office Full Of Editors

When You Leave A Note In An Office Full Of Editors

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Debbie
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hi I'm Debbie, famous work-fridge-food tester (see other posts here). I volunteer to help clear the beeping microwaves of clearly abandoned food.

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Coffee Fight

Coffee Fight

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Jon Lisle-Summers
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Starbucks know a thing or two about running a successful budiness. But making good coffee is not one of them. Or paying their staff properly.

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"Please Eat Me! I´m Delicious"

"Please Eat Me! I´m Delicious"

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.gas.
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also probably not good to publicly threaten your co-workers' lives. :-/

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#39

Three Of My Professors Share An Office. This Was Just Put Up On Their Door

Three Of My Professors Share An Office. This Was Just Put Up On Their Door

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My Husband Just Sent Me This Saying The Office Is A Minefield

My Husband Just Sent Me This Saying The Office Is A Minefield

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#41

As A Worker In An It Office, It Is Sad This Had To Be Done

As A Worker In An It Office, It Is Sad This Had To Be Done

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#42

A Touching Gesture From My Company After 9 Years Of Employment Came To An End

A Touching Gesture From My Company After 9 Years Of Employment Came To An End

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#43

Someone In The Office Is A Fan Of Archer

Someone In The Office Is A Fan Of Archer

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#44

Not The Kittens, Please

Not The Kittens, Please

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#45

Got A New Job Last Week. This Is The Leaving Cake I Made For The Office On My Last Day

Got A New Job Last Week. This Is The Leaving Cake I Made For The Office On My Last Day

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#46

As Office It, My Response To Google Cloud Print Complains

As Office It, My Response To Google Cloud Print Complains

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#47

The Latest Office Baby Announcement Just Got Awkward

The Latest Office Baby Announcement Just Got Awkward

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Ivan Pirsic
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And given the color scheme, this exchange took place between the riddler and the joker... I can even hear it in Mr Hamills' voice.

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Found This On The Fridge At Work. I'm Pretty Concerned For A Fellow Coworker

Found This On The Fridge At Work. I'm Pretty Concerned For A Fellow Coworker

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Ice From Home

Ice From Home

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#50

In My Office, About 100 People Share One Communal Fridge. One Person Has Been Bringing A Gallon Of Milk For Months And Completely Ignoring How Much Room It Takes Up

In My Office, About 100 People Share One Communal Fridge. One Person Has Been Bringing A Gallon Of Milk For Months And Completely Ignoring How Much Room It Takes Up

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#52

Even Star Wars Is Getting Political In My Office

Even Star Wars Is Getting Political In My Office

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#53

Office Ice Machine Breaks Down, Post-it Drama Ensues

Office Ice Machine Breaks Down, Post-it Drama Ensues

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#54

Someone Ate My Co-Workers Chocolate Dipped Strawberries. My Co-Worker Left A Note And The Thief Did Too

Someone Ate My Co-Workers Chocolate Dipped Strawberries. My Co-Worker Left A Note And The Thief Did Too

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Katinka Min
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eating someone else's food is s****y enough, but stealing something like chocolate dipped strawberries is a new low.

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#55

Case Of The Mondays? At Least You Don't Work With These People

Case Of The Mondays? At Least You Don't Work With These People

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These Are Posted On My Office's Fridge

These Are Posted On My Office's Fridge

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Quinn Alexander
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can imagine someone just screaming that in the middle of the office. "DELICIOUS!!!"

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#57

Lazy Isn't A Handicap

Lazy Isn't A Handicap

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Soup Thief

Soup Thief

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Eva Tóthová
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

on the other hand....they should keep it a secret and let the thief have some "fun"

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Coming Soon, From Pixar...

Coming Soon, From Pixar...

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#60

These Are Even Printed On A Post-It

These Are Even Printed On A Post-It

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#63

Taking Passive-Aggressive To A New Level At The Office

Taking Passive-Aggressive To A New Level At The Office

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Ransom Note Found In My Office Kitchen This Morning

Ransom Note Found In My Office Kitchen This Morning

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Found This Sign In My Office Bathroom

Found This Sign In My Office Bathroom

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So My Work Colleague Left Me This Note

So My Work Colleague Left Me This Note

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Mia Roman
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You think you're the only one? That's why it's occupied so much!

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Found This On The Fridge At Work. I'm Pretty Concerned For A Fellow Coworker

Found This On The Fridge At Work. I'm Pretty Concerned For A Fellow Coworker

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Alrighty Then

Alrighty Then

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#72

This Is My Job's Break Room Problem

This Is My Job's Break Room Problem

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#73

Air Conditioning Problems

Air Conditioning Problems

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

.gas. oh, you're the same person who was leaving stupid comments on other posts too! geez, you would think that after getting so many downvotes you would stop posting these kinds of comments. obviously, people don't like it and it's not good to be putting negative things into the world. why hasn't bored panda deleted your comments? what is the limit for downvoted before it gets deleted?

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With Great Fragrance Comes Great Responsibility

With Great Fragrance Comes Great Responsibility

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Found In The Fridge At Work ????

Found In The Fridge At Work ????

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#78

A Mostly Female Office First Turned The Mens Bathroom Into A Ladies. And Then It Broke

A Mostly Female Office First Turned The Mens Bathroom Into A Ladies. And Then It Broke

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#79

Found In The Ladies' Room. (not So Lady-like.)

Found In The Ladies' Room. (not So Lady-like.)

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#80

Well It's Free :)

Well It's Free :)

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Mr Bean Knows The Truth...

Mr Bean Knows The Truth...

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Taylor Boden
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whenever someone says that they love their work, you know that either they are ready to quit, or looking for a promotion.

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Passive Aggressive Office Notes

Passive Aggressive Office Notes

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#83

Our Office Walls Were Severed By The Earthquake.

Our Office Walls Were Severed By The Earthquake.

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Do Not Engage Deadbolt

Do Not Engage Deadbolt

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Steve Fahnestalk
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's okay to date the deadbolt, however, as long as you don't get engaged.

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Corn Letter

Corn Letter

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Bin In The Bin

Bin In The Bin

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What A Difficult Life....

What A Difficult Life....

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#88

And The Opposite Effect If You Don't Understand English

And The Opposite Effect If You Don't Understand English

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#89

Rusty Is Our Office Dog Jay Is Our Video Editor.

Rusty Is Our Office Dog Jay Is Our Video Editor.

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On Our Vending Machine...

On Our Vending Machine...

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Hopefully This Is Scary Enough To Stop People From Drinking Without Permission...

Hopefully This Is Scary Enough To Stop People From Drinking Without Permission...

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Found At Office Cafe

Found At Office Cafe

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#93

Clean Up!

Clean Up!

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Humus-aggressive

Humus-aggressive

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Too Many Colleagues Who Never Wash Common Utensils....

Too Many Colleagues Who Never Wash Common Utensils....

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Eeew

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In Tank Factory

In Tank Factory

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In Case You Can't Remember How To Exit A Bathroom Stall...........

In Case You Can't Remember How To Exit A Bathroom Stall...........

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Don't Use Our Washing Up Liquid...

Don't Use Our Washing Up Liquid...

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They Were Jealous Of My Pen!

They Were Jealous Of My Pen!

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Susanna Vesna
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would get back at them in the worst way possible for ruining my Darth Vader pen! Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Side!

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