Parenting is hard work. Luckily, experienced moms and dads are tweeting how they handle their everyday struggles to let the beginners know what it's like raising kids. Or at least amuse them while they're drowning in diapers. From taking your little one to the public toilet to making them put on pants, these hilariously funny parent tweets compiled by Bored Panda should definitely resonate with sleep-deprived parents of little kids who just want to catch a break. And if you don't have a kid, they might give you an understanding of what you'd be getting yourself into if you choose to become one.
For more funny tweets, check out Bored Panda's earlier posts 121 Hilarious Parenting Tweets That Every Parent Can Relate To and The 298 Best Tweets On Parenting Of The Year So Far (New Pics).
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In his book, The Ten Basic Principles of Good Parenting, Laurence Steinberg, PhD, provides a few guidelines based on 75 years of studies. Most parents do a pretty good job of raising kids, the psychologist said, but truly effective parenting means not just relying on natural instincts but on knowing what works and why as well.
For starters, children should never be hit -- not even a slap on a toddler's bottom, he told WebMD. "If your young child is headed into danger, into traffic, you can grab him and hold him, but you should under no circumstances hit him."
Steinberg's 10 principles aren't just for parents. They hold true for anyone who deal with children -- coach, teacher, babysitter, he says.
"What you do makes a difference," Steinberg said. "Your kids are watching you. Don't just react on the spur of the moment. Ask yourself, 'What do I want to accomplish, and is this likely to produce that result?'"
The hard part is that being an involved parent doesn't only take time, it also means rethinking and rearranging your priorities. "It frequently means sacrificing what you want to do for what your child needs to do. Be there mentally as well as physically."
However, being involved isn't doing a child's homework -- or reading it over or correcting it. "Homework is a tool for teachers to know whether the child is learning or not," Steinberg explained. "If you do the homework, you're not letting the teacher know what the child is learning."
What moms and dads need to remember is that parenting is a marathon, not a sprint. Adults work on their relationships with other adults, including friendships, marriage, and dating, and the same should apply for their relationship with their kids.
Why can't we comment on overly downvoted people???????? I demand freedom of speech.
Look! If kids can believe in the Easter Bunny, the boogie man.. etc - they can believe Disney is locked. Great idea mom. Ignore the other comments.
I was once at the airport waiting for the plane when I hear the 4-6 year old across from me say "Why can't we get on the plane yet? I'm bored". The mother didn't even bat an eye before saying "Well maybe if you ever went to bed on time, the airplane wouldn't have to be late." Those things are not even remotely related, but I applaud your parenting, Stranger Woman
Being a single and childless doesn't seem so bad knowing this........experiences.
And if you find them actually doing nothing, you take their temperature :D
I hope this was a stall inside another bathroom, but in my heart I know the door opened directly into Target's entry way.
My all time favorite was using a restroom in Disneyland, and from the next stall I hear "No, no, no, don't touch that with your penis!"
I'm saving my children out of this horrible torture by not having them. Church is boooring!
Hahaha! Pass the baby around. Her priorities are set as high as mine.
lol same goes with the sound of your pet throwing up. instant wake up
In our house the proper way was called 'the banana way'. The toddler is now 16 and I can guarantee she doesn't put her socks on 'the banana way' because it took too long to no benefit.
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Comments of people who feel confirmed to have no children in 3, 2, 1...
Yep. Suck it up, wiener-boy. We're off to Prague....alone.
Enjoy Prague! Later this evening I'm off to get warm sleepy snuggles from a baby who smells like cozy and happiness. But yeah man cobblestone streets are pretty cool too.
Now they are no inclided to comment but downvote me. ;) Parenting and BP seems to be a love-hate relationship.
It's a shame that people can't just respect each others choices. I don't have children, wanted them originally but then the idea gradually lost its appeal. I'm glad that other people have children though. Look at all the funny things we've just been reading! Wouldn't have had several good laughs if other people didn't have children.
I truely dont get why they read and comment on a thread titled hilarious parents if they have no interest in kids themselves. Denial i think.
My 24 month old son locked me in the patio/converted to office when I was 9 months pregnant... Had to squeeze my preggopotamus self through a small window & down onto the deck just to get back into the house to him in a hurry... & delivered his healthy sister just 2 days later. Uuuuugggg! It was a rough couple years, but we still laugh about that moment 23 years later! XD
Thank you @Sarah Wilson
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Two years, not 24 months... jesus
Jesus weeps at your pettiness.
I think that 24 months shows the extent of the suffering done by the small person who has probably vomited, urinated, spit on the poster as well is left legos out for the unsuspecting foot in the night.
I think he was a extra smart little guy who locked the door on me by accident because the lock was on the inside of the house by the previous owners (and replaced the next day by us). We had only just moved in. I tried my very best to get back inside to him and the whole thing only took 10 minutes. He had just celebrated his second birthday the day before = 24 months (not anywhere near 3 years old, and at that age the Doctors still counted his age in months)... Having young children in diapers while waiting for the second to be born is hard. Having 2 young children in diapers is even harder. I did my best and stuffed my 9 month pregnant self through a window to get back to my 24 month old son and continueto try to keep him safe... I'd love to see you try better without loosing your mind!
My wife told me being a mom of small children consisted of making food no one wants and counting to three.
And a glass of wine.
Comments of people who feel confirmed to have no children in 3, 2, 1...
Yep. Suck it up, wiener-boy. We're off to Prague....alone.
Enjoy Prague! Later this evening I'm off to get warm sleepy snuggles from a baby who smells like cozy and happiness. But yeah man cobblestone streets are pretty cool too.
Now they are no inclided to comment but downvote me. ;) Parenting and BP seems to be a love-hate relationship.
It's a shame that people can't just respect each others choices. I don't have children, wanted them originally but then the idea gradually lost its appeal. I'm glad that other people have children though. Look at all the funny things we've just been reading! Wouldn't have had several good laughs if other people didn't have children.
I truely dont get why they read and comment on a thread titled hilarious parents if they have no interest in kids themselves. Denial i think.
My 24 month old son locked me in the patio/converted to office when I was 9 months pregnant... Had to squeeze my preggopotamus self through a small window & down onto the deck just to get back into the house to him in a hurry... & delivered his healthy sister just 2 days later. Uuuuugggg! It was a rough couple years, but we still laugh about that moment 23 years later! XD
Thank you @Sarah Wilson
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
Two years, not 24 months... jesus
Jesus weeps at your pettiness.
I think that 24 months shows the extent of the suffering done by the small person who has probably vomited, urinated, spit on the poster as well is left legos out for the unsuspecting foot in the night.
I think he was a extra smart little guy who locked the door on me by accident because the lock was on the inside of the house by the previous owners (and replaced the next day by us). We had only just moved in. I tried my very best to get back inside to him and the whole thing only took 10 minutes. He had just celebrated his second birthday the day before = 24 months (not anywhere near 3 years old, and at that age the Doctors still counted his age in months)... Having young children in diapers while waiting for the second to be born is hard. Having 2 young children in diapers is even harder. I did my best and stuffed my 9 month pregnant self through a window to get back to my 24 month old son and continueto try to keep him safe... I'd love to see you try better without loosing your mind!
My wife told me being a mom of small children consisted of making food no one wants and counting to three.