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It’s that time of the month again and we’re about to jump into the miscellaneous world of witty kids and their parents who are no strangers to Twitter. Yep, you guessed it right—it’s parenting tweets of the month, everyone!

We all know what a gift being a parent truly is, but that doesn’t mean it always goes smooth like butter. You see, sometimes kids annoy you, other times they pretend to be big bosses and smartasses, on some occasions they put you into uncomfy situations, and the rest, they put genuine smiles on people’s faces.

This is the time when innocent wisdom and genuine curiosity meets the big world which is about to be uncovered, so you as a parent surely hear a lot of great observations coming from it!

And if you’re in the mood for some more joke tweets made by parents (told by kids), they wait in our previous posts from May, April, and March.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"luggage hasn't stopped laughing" hehe. The cutest thing I have read in a while.

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Nadine Bamberger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People complained about this a lot, saying he'd endanger his son and he replied "I'm not endangering my son, I'm endangering my daughter " and that killed me.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe, just maybe, he took the pic before he buckled it up? Or after coming back home, unbuckling, but before unloading? Was that mentioned anywhere? If not, then we don't know. But it's def a cute story!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I totally get why people are saying it's dangerous, but at least it's in the front seat so if it started to fall over he could catch it...? Idk, still dangerous but that's also super cute

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Bender Bending Rodríguez
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's cute but looks dangerous. I understand you will be driving carefully however there are many morons who doesn't. Although chances of something happening are miniscule, personally speaking I just can't bring myself to take that risk.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His luggage will soon stop laughing when it runs out of air.

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's dangerous not because of the seatbelt(i assume he didn't start the car) but because the child could suffocate in there! Even if he was there the entire time is not a good idea to show to your child that this is funny and not dangerous! Big no from me

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same for me when my son was diagnosed with autism. There are times that were difficult, but more often than not, I was amazed at his unique way of thinking and I had a blast raising that kid.

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Mihai Mara
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So you thought she was gonna narrate the Hobbit book but instead she narrated the Hobbit movies.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's something that never gets used up yet often received as a gift. We've accumulated dozen (and never used any). ... but that doesn't really shorten the list of things it could be, really?

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Hannah Edwards
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter’s best friend is non-binary. Hilarity ensued when I was trying to figure out how many kids I was giving a lift to.

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Elizabeth Stewart
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I fell in love with Goofy when I was three. In my 30s now and he is still my favorite.

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Deborah B
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stop the car. "Let me know when you're ready to behave." Get out, lean against the car and play with your phone while your children's fighting is muffled inside the car. When they get bored, drive them home. If it's raining, stop at a cafe, and sit where you can see the car. "One of you can come get me when you all agree you're done fighting."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had to teach a graduate student how to microwave a hot dog, so honestly, this is a promising sign.

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Colin Matthews
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dog does this, growls at something outside at 4am.when I go see, nothing there, when I turn around dog is snoring in my warm bit...

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Gracie Jay
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh man!! I feel this one deep! Talk about instant anxiety attack.

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Nik
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter can hear a piece of chocolate breaking through 3 walls and 2 flights of stairs!! And yet when standing right in front of me can’t hear ‘please empty the dishwasher’ 🤣

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Laura Mende (Human)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wanted go rollerblading once. I was about 5 and so my mom had to dress me up in all protection stuff. Took her about 2.5 hrs. Once finished little me said: I don't wanna go... SHE WENT REEEEAAALYY SILENT AFTER THAT!!!! (She yelled the f**k out of me...)

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