Most parents photograph or film their children growing up, but James Breakwell (previously here and here) has another way of documenting the precious moments he shares with his 4 smart kids. Since April 2016, the comedy writer and family man from Indianapolis uses Twitter to share the daily conversations he has with his daddy's little girls.

With over 1M people following his funny tweets, James claims that his funny kids love the attention. "They like what I do on Twitter mainly because it's all about them," Breakwell told. "On one hand, Twitter makes me a better father because I spend more time with my kids, answering all of their hilariously funny questions. On the other hand, Twitter makes me a much worse father because I only do it to get more material." Scroll down to check out why there's so much buzz around the Breakwells and upvote your favorite tweets, and maybe you'll get some noteworthy parenting advice out of it, too!

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Rue Granger
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2 years ago

#GirlPower!

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MagicalUnicorn
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2 years ago

damn, those girls are smart

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Mangoes'nRum
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2 years ago

Ha ha ha! Dragons beats Social Studies

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Danish Dynomummy
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2 years ago

I love this Girl!

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Sree S
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2 years ago

ME NEITHER!! Yet I don't want to fastforward life...

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

Is this kid a lawyer in disguise?

ya2nm
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2 years ago

LOL

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Bella Smith
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2 years ago

omg haha this is so funny!!!! This 4 year old has got their comebacks SORTED

Kiki
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2 years ago

"You're going to share your birthday presents? You were only born because of me".

Sree S
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2 years ago

He or she DOES have 4 daughters... still very impressive lawyering!!

Charlotte Brine
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2 years ago

Where in that post does it state that the mum has 4 children...?

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Kika Virtanen
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2 years ago

The logic is undisputable

SnowyLynx
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2 years ago

Badass

Matthew A
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2 years ago

I feel like these were just made up...

Jodi Ellis
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2 years ago

She knows the facts.

stellermatt
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2 years ago

damn this kid is smart

Ron Randolph Ramos
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1 year ago

Damn.

Id row
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1 year ago

Point: kid

Jo Johannsen
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1 year ago

If she's the youngest, Mom's heard that one before!

Erienne Claxton
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1 year ago

"You only have a birthday because of me" ~ Mom

Learyc L Cope
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2 years ago

i love this

Mar'a Šakić
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2 years ago

Techically, Dad also had something to do with it 😂

Rebecca Cote
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2 years ago

I'm glad James posted all these. His little one is amazingly funny.

Tim Douglass
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2 years ago

My mother always calls me on Mother's day to thank me for making her a happy mother. Honestly I think she may have me mixed up with my brother, though.

Troy Currie
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2 years ago

Give my wife candy for Mothers day, ask wife for some of her candy, tell her this...wait for response.

George Fanning
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2 years ago

Priceless!

Barbara Baxendale
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2 years ago

That's true !!

Sofi Ramli
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2 years ago

damn guuurl

Meike Henneman
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2 years ago

your girls are geniuses!

just another panda in the sea of black and white
2 years ago

GODDAMN I GOTTA USE THIS ONE

Jeannie Carle
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2 years ago

touche'

Ashley Mason
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2 years ago

She aint wrong

Laura
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2 years ago

My son.

Shiroman Deenanton
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2 years ago

oh sh*t

Peta Hurley-Hill
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2 years ago

My daughter would answer "well,you chose to have children..."

Peta Hurley-Hill
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2 years ago

:O

Claudia Kahana
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2 years ago

GIVE IT UP MOM

Jenny Lorenz
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2 years ago

Smart!

MyCatsTheRealPanda
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2 years ago

Boy you got your hands full with these little ones! Just wait until they get older, and even smarter! I'd be kinda scared ;)

KismetTheFox
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2 years ago

DAAANG! I know my mom would give in because of this ;)

Cordelia
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2 years ago

True dat...

Jay Raman
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2 years ago

So many parents claiming their kids said this same thing :/

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

Savage!

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Sree S
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2 years ago

Your daughters are THE SMARTEST KIDS EVER!!

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

Priorities.

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cyberdemon0007
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2 years ago

This one's really old...sorry but i doubt it's the original or that the kid said the exact same thing. And now the credibility of the entire post is gone. :( Still a cool post but if one's fake any could be fake.

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Sree S
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2 years ago

I shall use this technic to steal candy from Mum. Wait that won't work... ;-;

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varwenea
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2 years ago

True for lioness

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Sree S
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2 years ago

What did I ever do to you....??

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

My precious.

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Kahlo Smith
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2 years ago

Be your own hero <3

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Sree S
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2 years ago

6 year olds reading Harry Potter?? Crazy smart kids u got there!!

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

Devastating logic.

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Kahlo Smith
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2 years ago

I've done this XD Also, when you get the wrong food but can't bring yourself to tell the waiter...

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

I just stared off into space too!

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Hope Floats
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2 years ago

This is because the majority of human beings rely on others, especially in our younger years.. Animals are independent from a very young age..

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

I love this 5yr old philosopher!

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Maike
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2 years ago

I think you created a monster. A cute, clever, honest, tweeting, Monster

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Anastasia B
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2 years ago

Me every Monday morning

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Pepper
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2 years ago

They're officially fluent.

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

Your kids are so creative!

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stellermatt
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2 years ago

nobody ever wins...

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Sree S
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2 years ago

Well thats... good.

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Sree S
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2 years ago

These genes.. they runs through majority of the human race.

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

...and Valar Morghulis...

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

LOL

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

ha ha ha, I will use this excuse next time I´m late!

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

LOL

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

Well, yes!

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Abby M <3
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2 years ago

that sounds like me........ *whispers* i've done that before

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justagirl
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2 years ago

Clever

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justagirl
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2 years ago

Hahah your kids are absolutely amazing

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Giorgio Prodoti
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2 years ago

Savage

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Luna Matara
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2 years ago

That's my reason for not using high-heels in daily life

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

Love how kids are quite creative when trying to find an explanation to what they seem to regard as a mystery

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Aidan Tubb
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2 years ago

ouch

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

It will be a long-lasting relationship! Love chocolate

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Totally a Dragon
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2 years ago

How is that possible?!

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Jodi Ellis
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2 years ago

Manipulation

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Alusair Alustriel
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2 years ago

And we're not showing our 6 year old girl The Goblet of Fire, cause we think it's too scary.

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

I was thinking what that middle name could be... Peppa Pippa Pig... maybe.

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Maike
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2 years ago

Ha! Hahahaha this is a dangerous assumtion. Now she feeds them they will follow her. She is just taking over. Be very frightened! She is raising the resistance. :0)

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Sree S
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2 years ago

Your daughters are geniuses.

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

And you gave her the key to a better destiny!

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Danish Dynomummy
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2 years ago

The Struggle is real

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Rue Granger
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2 years ago

Very fancy indeed!

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