Most parents photograph or film their children growing up, but James Breakwell (previously here and here) has another way of documenting the precious moments he shares with his 4 smart kids. Since April 2016, the comedy writer and family man from Indianapolis uses Twitter to share the daily conversations he has with his daddy's little girls.

With over 1M people following his funny tweets, James claims that his funny kids love the attention. "They like what I do on Twitter mainly because it's all about them," Breakwell told. "On one hand, Twitter makes me a better father because I spend more time with my kids, answering all of their hilariously funny questions. On the other hand, Twitter makes me a much worse father because I only do it to get more material." Scroll down to check out why there's so much buzz around the Breakwells and upvote your favorite tweets, and maybe you'll get some noteworthy parenting advice out of it, too!

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Rue Granger
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2 years ago

#GirlPower!

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MagicalUnicorn
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2 years ago

damn, those girls are smart

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

Kid going places...

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Arindam Bhattacharjee
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2 years ago

so looking down upon boys are cool but the opposite is a heinous crime ?

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Danish Dynomummy
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2 years ago

This Girl is going to take over the World!

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Cordelia
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2 years ago

True dat...

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mulk
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2 years ago

BAM, Headshot! ^^

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

Yes, she does. She knows many things, this girl

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

Priorities.

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cyberdemon0007
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2 years ago

This one's really old...sorry but i doubt it's the original or that the kid said the exact same thing. And now the credibility of the entire post is gone. :( Still a cool post but if one's fake any could be fake.

Richard
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2 years ago

Because a thought has already been thought by somebody else or has been spoken out by somebody else doesn't mean that girl can't have been thinking and saying just the same.

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stellermatt
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2 years ago

when John Lennon was at school, his teacher asked him what he wanted to be in life, he replied 'happy', his teacher said "I don't think you understand the question", he replied "I don't think you understand life".

Henry Brennen
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2 years ago

true

SnowyLynx
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2 years ago

As funny as this is, i would say that to my mom years ago. Still adorable.

Shiroman Deenanton
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2 years ago

jheez she's damn right

bruce westfall
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2 years ago

My older sister played school with me when she came home. I went into kindergarden knowing how to read, write and do basic math. After less than a week I complained to my mom "That isn't school. All they do is play all day" Sorry, but this seems like a real quote to me. (P.S. The next week i went into 1st grade. Thanks Pam! (my older sister))

Susan Holloway
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2 years ago

My granddaughters have this same attitude toward school

Jo Johannsen
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2 years ago

The point is to entertain, not to educate (though that might also happen, never know).

Linda DeSha
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2 years ago

Poor thing!

Learyc L Cope
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2 years ago

lol

Anghello Hernandez
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2 years ago

Thats the complete opposite in fact

Sharon Attwood
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2 years ago

LOL!!!

Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

Wow

Mimi Golding
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2 years ago

Fake? Who's kids are you talking to lately? Mine certainly talked like this at these ages ... You get out what you put into the conversation. (My 13 year old was talking to a new adult who noted that she has quite the vocabulary for some one her age ...)

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Cerys Dunbar
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2 years ago

the 4 year old got candy that day

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

Ha ha ha.

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

Burn!

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

My precious.

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Kahlo Smith
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2 years ago

Be your own hero <3

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

May the odds be ever in their favor...

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Christopher Columbus
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2 years ago

Aim high!

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Jan Maleček
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2 years ago

Me

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Clinton Yew
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2 years ago

We called him "Ricky"

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Candy Goof
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2 years ago

Think about it like tea or coffee. The longer you boil or brew it, the stronger it becomes. I guess the same is for knowledge! Sorry if that logic made no sense...XD

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Danish Dynomummy
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2 years ago

It is, it is...

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

(Father time-traveling in his mind trying to envision the teenage years..)

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

I´m with you there!

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JillVille
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2 years ago

Ouch! Want some ice for that burn?

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

Your kids are so creative!

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

Not for the next 18 years, or the rest of your life for that matter...

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Jan Maleček
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2 years ago

Good

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

I can use this line next time I don´t feel like doing much.

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Hamlets twin
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2 years ago

and doodoo

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

LOL

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

ha ha ha, I will use this excuse next time I´m late!

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

LOL

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

Well, yes!

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Abby M <3
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2 years ago

that sounds like me........ *whispers* i've done that before

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

Yes, indeed.

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

She has a valid point.

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Giorgio Prodoti
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2 years ago

Savage

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

Can´t argue with that (me after binge-watching The Walking Dead)

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

Love how kids are quite creative when trying to find an explanation to what they seem to regard as a mystery

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Aidan Tubb
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2 years ago

ouch

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Venera Krasniqi
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2 years ago

Me though xD

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Christopher Columbus
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2 years ago

In case she does manage to marry chocolate, she'll be such a bridezilla!

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

"Now!" (I think this line was missing)

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Michiel nospam
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2 years ago

Hope she had appropriate parental guidance; common sense sais 12+

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

I was thinking what that middle name could be... Peppa Pippa Pig... maybe.

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

Are you sure it was cereal?

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

Cute!

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Phoebe Bean
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2 years ago

And you gave her the key to a better destiny!

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Danish Dynomummy
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2 years ago

The Struggle is real

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Hamlets twin
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2 years ago

pinky out

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