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The American Psychological Association says that it's perfectly normal if the holiday season brings moms and dads not only an increased sense of family responsibility but also additional stress: the joys of the season can seem lost on them as they run around from one place to the next, trying to do even more than usual. It's an overwhelming time of the year.

So, to help them unwind, Bored Panda has collected the funniest and most honest parenting tweets from December. The recap of the month features both Christmas and everyday moments so even those who wish to put the holidays behind them will have something to giggle at.

For more parenting tweets, check out our earlier collections from November, October, and September.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely! I grew up hearing that all the time after some boy had purposely abused me in some way. Furthermore unacceptable!

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Vicki Broadbent, an award-winning filmmaker and blogger at Honest Mum who is also the author of bestselling book MUMBOSS: How to Survive and Thrive At Work and At Home, told Bored Panda that parents often burn out during the holidays because they place far too much pressure on themselves to create the perfect Christmas and New Year for their kids—which can be unrealistic at best and damaging and draining at worst.

"While conjuring up a festive family dream is wonderful in theory and comes with good intention, from a place of love, it can become a huge strain for parents both mentally and financially," Broadbent said. "Debt is not just for Christmas, folks, it rolls on all year long, particularly when you overspend. Live within your means and that means on the Big Day too. The anxiety to keep up with the Joneses seems tenfold now that we're bombarded with everyone else's festive prep on our timelines, be it the ever-more-elaborate mischievous set-ups every year of that swine, Elf on the Shelf to virtual Santa visits and, worst of all, mountainous piles of presents in some sort of matching wrapping paper present Olympics by parents with their peers."

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, dad remains on a master's degree. Keep up the hard work dad, you'll get your break too.

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Broadbent thinks parents should ignore what they see on social media and remind themselves that children remember the quality time with their parents over the holidays more than anything (ideally, rested and relaxed, not frazzled parents).

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"Think back to what you recall fondly from your own Christmases past in childhood... I'd put money on you remembering a few key Christmas gifts (me, a Cabbage Patch Kid I still own); decorating the tree, laying out the mince pie and carrot for Santa, and forcing your merry mum to watch Miracle on 34th Street for the millionth time with you."

And she is absolutely right. Psychologist Dr. David Walsh, known for translating cutting-edge brain science to everyday practice for parents, teachers, and other professionals, says the positive feelings of warmth, safety, or happiness are examples of what he calls 'emotional memories.'

"Emotional memories are very powerful and very important," Dr. Walsh writes. "Just as experiences link together different connections in our brain, experiences also wire together emotional connections. Emotions are especially powerful because they focus our attention and are a major determinant for what we remember."

While presents might feel important now, Dr. Walsh argues that the greatest gift we can give our children is to create a rich set of positive emotional memories. "Creating family traditions, focusing on the meaning of the season, and carving out time for reflection can help buffer stress and provide a foundation for memories that last a lifetime."

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So how can parents do this? Broadbent suggests starting by planning Christmas in advance, especially when it comes to the festive budget (expenses for decorations, food, and presents)—becoming proactive and not reactive to pressures and changes, adversities.

"No one could have foreseen a pandemic this year, which spoiled our planned gatherings, yet here we are. Budget for a Christmas you want for your family which includes a contingency plan and that won't compromise your life for the other 11 months of the year. Remember, you are not expected to share this period online unless you want to, so don't feel a duty or pressure to photograph and share your experiences on social media," she said.

"If anyone makes you feel bad about yourself, mute, unfollow, or take a break over this more pressured time. Be in the moment, switch off as much as possible and let your hair down a little, you deserve it."

You will always be able to catch up on what's viral with Bored Panda later!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is DEFINITELY something I have thought and said when I was a kid. LMAO Your kid is awesome.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this is worth getting downvoted, because this really bothered me. The comment about "boys will be boys" is stupid, callous, and inappropriate. But this comment is lauded? What if a boy said he was "born to crush all girls?" We have to be consistent and have respect both ways. Unless... born to crush means something I am not aware of and I am taking this wrong.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah but I get better value from a round by taking at least twice as many shots.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sibling survival strategy. The needs of the me out way the sacrfice of you ;o)

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I gave laundry detergent, baby Tylenol and some other items I thought more useful once. I got some odd looks

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you for that big of advice my dear, imma packet that one for when I’m pregnant

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah the bringer of joy and happiness.. well chosen, kid!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So your little boy loves animals, is imaginative, and stubborn. He sounds perfect to me!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can someone explain this? Santa doesn't give boxes? I don't have kids, so I'm confused.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, and it's so unfair! Little boys have the most beautiful eyelashes in the world.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, they give audible and visual clues when they need to be watered or fed, so that makes it much easier.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't teach your kids to be mean..... do this when they aren't around

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kid 3: Wants you to do all the easy things she can do perfectly well herself but tries to do all the difficult and dangerous things herself. It's fun.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is sweet. The kid would prefer not to be alone and assumes the mom feels the same way. Not accurate, but still sweet.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's gotta know. They said that the Frozen Holiday Special starts at 5:00. One letter - am or pm, makes no difference in his universe. Time is time.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A five year old with a drum set. A nine year old with an accordian. A failed businessman in the Oval Office.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope, some of us parents teach our children to respect things and not to break them. My kids played with a lot of toys from when I was a kid and they will be passed down to their kids in due time.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was little and got diarrhoea I called it "angry poos". I would have forgotten that a long time ago but my mum kept reminding me.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have to use the command to activate before giving an instruction, like "Alexa", "Hey Google", "I'll turn off the TV if you don't"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Something you can’t go wrong with a certificate that says “you are formally invited to clean the house for 2 hours!”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My 14 yr.old has never liked pizza. Try explaining that at EVERY birthday party he ever attended. Strangely mortifying

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Very funny 10/10

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like 20 minutes ago- *7 yr old melts ice in microwave-good to experiment how it worked* "dont make it a habit" -me "I was doing it the old fashioned way" "No....that's not the old fashioned way." "Was the old fashioned way to get water from the ocean?"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plot twist: they actually aren't under the kid's bed. That three year old is an evil genius.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pull the heart strings and see if chocolate falls out... ;)

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And who told you could tell them when to sleep?

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