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The American Psychological Association says that it's perfectly normal if the holiday season brings moms and dads not only an increased sense of family responsibility but also additional stress: the joys of the season can seem lost on them as they run around from one place to the next, trying to do even more than usual. It's an overwhelming time of the year.

So, to help them unwind, Bored Panda has collected the funniest and most honest parenting tweets from December. The recap of the month features both Christmas and everyday moments so even those who wish to put the holidays behind them will have something to giggle at.

For more parenting tweets, check out our earlier collections from November, October, and September.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely! I grew up hearing that all the time after some boy had purposely abused me in some way. Furthermore unacceptable!

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Vicki Broadbent, an award-winning filmmaker and blogger at Honest Mum who is also the author of bestselling book MUMBOSS: How to Survive and Thrive At Work and At Home, told Bored Panda that parents often burn out during the holidays because they place far too much pressure on themselves to create the perfect Christmas and New Year for their kids—which can be unrealistic at best and damaging and draining at worst.

"While conjuring up a festive family dream is wonderful in theory and comes with good intention, from a place of love, it can become a huge strain for parents both mentally and financially," Broadbent said. "Debt is not just for Christmas, folks, it rolls on all year long, particularly when you overspend. Live within your means and that means on the Big Day too. The anxiety to keep up with the Joneses seems tenfold now that we're bombarded with everyone else's festive prep on our timelines, be it the ever-more-elaborate mischievous set-ups every year of that swine, Elf on the Shelf to virtual Santa visits and, worst of all, mountainous piles of presents in some sort of matching wrapping paper present Olympics by parents with their peers."

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, dad remains on a master's degree. Keep up the hard work dad, you'll get your break too.

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Broadbent thinks parents should ignore what they see on social media and remind themselves that children remember the quality time with their parents over the holidays more than anything (ideally, rested and relaxed, not frazzled parents).

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"Think back to what you recall fondly from your own Christmases past in childhood... I'd put money on you remembering a few key Christmas gifts (me, a Cabbage Patch Kid I still own); decorating the tree, laying out the mince pie and carrot for Santa, and forcing your merry mum to watch Miracle on 34th Street for the millionth time with you."

And she is absolutely right. Psychologist Dr. David Walsh, known for translating cutting-edge brain science to everyday practice for parents, teachers, and other professionals, says the positive feelings of warmth, safety, or happiness are examples of what he calls 'emotional memories.'

"Emotional memories are very powerful and very important," Dr. Walsh writes. "Just as experiences link together different connections in our brain, experiences also wire together emotional connections. Emotions are especially powerful because they focus our attention and are a major determinant for what we remember."

While presents might feel important now, Dr. Walsh argues that the greatest gift we can give our children is to create a rich set of positive emotional memories. "Creating family traditions, focusing on the meaning of the season, and carving out time for reflection can help buffer stress and provide a foundation for memories that last a lifetime."

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So how can parents do this? Broadbent suggests starting by planning Christmas in advance, especially when it comes to the festive budget (expenses for decorations, food, and presents)—becoming proactive and not reactive to pressures and changes, adversities.

"No one could have foreseen a pandemic this year, which spoiled our planned gatherings, yet here we are. Budget for a Christmas you want for your family which includes a contingency plan and that won't compromise your life for the other 11 months of the year. Remember, you are not expected to share this period online unless you want to, so don't feel a duty or pressure to photograph and share your experiences on social media," she said.

"If anyone makes you feel bad about yourself, mute, unfollow, or take a break over this more pressured time. Be in the moment, switch off as much as possible and let your hair down a little, you deserve it."

You will always be able to catch up on what's viral with Bored Panda later!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is DEFINITELY something I have thought and said when I was a kid. LMAO Your kid is awesome.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this is worth getting downvoted, because this really bothered me. The comment about "boys will be boys" is stupid, callous, and inappropriate. But this comment is lauded? What if a boy said he was "born to crush all girls?" We have to be consistent and have respect both ways. Unless... born to crush means something I am not aware of and I am taking this wrong.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah but I get better value from a round by taking at least twice as many shots.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sibling survival strategy. The needs of the me out way the sacrfice of you ;o)

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I gave laundry detergent, baby Tylenol and some other items I thought more useful once. I got some odd looks

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am filing this away for my daughters’ first baby showers.

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Tarryn Louise
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please give boat sized maternity pads and instant coffee. K thanks.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha! Never thought about it that way but it’s a good idea :-)

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Martha Murphy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better they should skip the shower and sleep. They probably won't get a chance later.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Diaper cakes are the most practical as long as they aren't cloth-only. And since becoming a mom, I would gift a mom item as well.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The three Wise men: 'We brought to Baby Jesus gold, myrth and incense...' Mary: 'That's nice guys, but some diapers and baby food would be way better.'

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did a baby and parent care package. Everything you need to take care of a sick baby and tired new parents.

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Carrie Roettger
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My go to baby shower gift Is a small diaper bag packed with baby socks, extra bottles and onesies. I learned really quickly with first that the huge diaper bag was a pain, socks disappear and onesies are the best. Oh and a package of burp cloths.

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Bonnie Edwards
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I gave a light cloth for feeding baby in public (my sister is a private lady), and 2 each onesies in every size from 2 down. I figured she'd use them all.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always gift drug store gift cards ... mothers can choose if they spend it on something they need for the baby or they want for themselves !!! Already heard a coupe of times that this was „the best gift“ even if it seems dull but no mother needs more onesies

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I put in shower gifts a bottle of Tylenol and coffee along with the onesie

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Pippa Runs
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Getting the little things is what I ended up appreciating a lot...baby Tylenol, Nose Frida, thermometer etc

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Khrystja
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My babycake had cloth diapers. I was thrilled! (yes this was 20 years ago now)

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I definitely go for useful - gift cards for groceries, diapers, wipes, baby gripe water, snot sucker (or full-on safety/care kit), clothes in 3 sizes (since the little buggers grow so fast they sometimes skip a size), laundry detergent, laundry basket, etc - those diaper cakes, etc are very cute, but they're a pain in the butt to disassemble and use!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me & wife gave make-up set to in-law when she was a new mom.

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Lexi Mitchell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe you don’t need ear plugs with a newborn? Or coffee since that’s bad for breast milk?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you for that big of advice my dear, imma packet that one for when I’m pregnant

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah the bringer of joy and happiness.. well chosen, kid!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So your little boy loves animals, is imaginative, and stubborn. He sounds perfect to me!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can someone explain this? Santa doesn't give boxes? I don't have kids, so I'm confused.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, and it's so unfair! Little boys have the most beautiful eyelashes in the world.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, they give audible and visual clues when they need to be watered or fed, so that makes it much easier.

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