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We all know that it's rude to listen to stranger's conversations, but sometimes they are just too good not to listen.
We here at Bored Panda compiled a list of the most intriguing and hilariously taken out of context conversation which happened in Walmart. Who knew that so many people liked to share details of their private lives while shopping in Walmart?
Scroll below to read these random bits of conversation and upvote your favorites!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get yourself someone who appreciates you no matter what the occasion

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JillVille
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny, my truck was stolen from a parking lot at the grocery store. Stood in my parking spot looking like a crazy person because I swore my truck was just there 15 mins ago. It was, but someone else drove off with it :(

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The Cappy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Joke overheard at the Walmart, and joke went over head of listener.

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MammaG
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're shopping at Wal-Mart, where NOTHING is made in the U.S. Morons.

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Nikki D
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Overheard at the free clinic "can't get my truck fixed cuz the tururists are taking all the damn jobs!". He was actually anti Trump, which was suprising!

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Gigi
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And he knew they were Trump supporters how.... he has magical powers I suppose.

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earringnut
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the hats? the tee shirts? them saying that they support trump prier to that abstract of their conversation?

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#Letallexsistwithdignity
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why did you have to put in Trumpers? Just tell the joke without going there.

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When you actually learn English, you trailer trash, uneducated moron, you can come back, make your point. In proper English. In the meantime....keep raping the English language, embarrass the US by being STUNNINGLY uneducated, and f*****g your sister.

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Robyn Denton
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At primary [US = elementary] school a loooooooooooong time ago, I knew a girl who used to eat "Perkin's Paste" by the hot-pink tub!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not adorable, that's possessive and controlling. I feel for this guy if he had to deal with this his whole life.

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Suzi Gauthier
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about you buy her lingerie & she buys you a vacuum cleaner? Then you both have something you want.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor lady has no idea what she's missing. I can't imagine life without books.

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Carol Emory
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LMAO..hope the court case isn't still pending because Walmart security records sound and I do believe she just confessed.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From reading these other posts, sounds like Walmart will do that to people!

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TeeMarieTisMe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Depending on the person, sometimes practical gifts are just the way to go lol

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Carol Harrison
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More details, please. Was that a man or a woman? Reminds me of the sales advertised in the newspapers where the pants are half off.

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Merlyn Emrys
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YOu can use conditioner to unshrink some shrunken clothing so I hope that's where she got the idea.... but no, honey you can't.

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Martha Meyer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hope that guy does not have pets. He'd be the type to try and dry his hamster in the microwave!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet they love the Walmart detail on Black Friday. "Noooooo! I did it last year."

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Amaranthim Talon
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't even... How about we just stop calling it Boy or Girl Scouts- then everyone can be anywhere they damn well please without the specifics-

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Gabby
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If Walmart is your place to pick up romantic partners, you need to reevaluate your life and think about a 5 year plan for improvement.

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