We all know that it's rude to listen to stranger's conversations, but sometimes they are just too good not to listen.
We here at Bored Panda compiled a list of the most intriguing and hilariously taken out of context conversation which happened in Walmart. Who knew that so many people liked to share details of their private lives while shopping in Walmart?
Scroll below to read these random bits of conversation and upvote your favorites!
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At primary [US = elementary] school a loooooooooooong time ago, I knew a girl who used to eat "Perkin's Paste" by the hot-pink tub!
That's not adorable, that's possessive and controlling. I feel for this guy if he had to deal with this his whole life.
How about you buy her lingerie & she buys you a vacuum cleaner? Then you both have something you want.
LMAO..hope the court case isn't still pending because Walmart security records sound and I do believe she just confessed.
Oooh- I so wish someone would say that to me and then provide the goats :D
From reading these other posts, sounds like Walmart will do that to people!
Depending on the person, sometimes practical gifts are just the way to go lol
More details, please. Was that a man or a woman? Reminds me of the sales advertised in the newspapers where the pants are half off.
Does she mean the backs or necks? Some people use them for flavoring.
YOu can use conditioner to unshrink some shrunken clothing so I hope that's where she got the idea.... but no, honey you can't.
Actually, you can. Shampoo works well for delicates if you're out of Woolite.
Load More Replies...You can use liquid dish soap as shampoo. You can use it for a dishwasher too if you only put a little (found out the hard way). Haven't tried shampoo for laundry though.
You can use liquid dish soap to wash delicates, but only if it doesn't contain bleach.
Load More Replies...you can use Dr. Bronners as both shampoo and laundry detergent but I don't know if they sell it at Walmart
Of course you can. You can use any soap to wash clothing, and shampoo is probably better for your clothing, as it's meant for human hair/skin.
Actually you can... Shampoo is the best detergent to use for pure silk cloths and Pashmina..
That's not such an unusual question really. If you use Dr. Bonner's you can use it for shampoo, cleaning product, laundry, body wash etc. It's great stuff.
Hope that guy does not have pets. He'd be the type to try and dry his hamster in the microwave!
I can't even... How about we just stop calling it Boy or Girl Scouts- then everyone can be anywhere they damn well please without the specifics-
They're not bashing anyone. They're making fun of conversations they heard. It's not the same thing
Load More Replies...I wasn't in Walmart, but in school once I heard a girl scream: "I'M A BIGASS LOLLIPOP!"
Today I was at my local Walmart and I was just looking at the headphones, trying to pick a good brand, having a good time and suddenly a worker who sounded like a grumpy middle-aged woman just yelled "MAURICE, GREETING CARD DEPARTMENT, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE." Still don't know what happened...
I don’t know about other people but I purposely say weird stuff to confuse bystanders so I’m waiting to see one of my convos one day.
There's too much possibility (probability) that these are simply made up, either by the person posting them or by the "friend of a friend" who supposedly heard them. The chance that most of these conversations actually occurred is slim to none.
I once knew about a couple who had sex in Walmart from a cruise I was on.
Wow! That’s what I call long distance relations!
Load More Replies...Sometimes I pull it because it’s easier to grab things and tout the, in the cart instead of leaning over the front or having to go around the cart. And I can do it without taking up the aisle.
Load More Replies...They're not bashing anyone. They're making fun of conversations they heard. It's not the same thing
Load More Replies...I wasn't in Walmart, but in school once I heard a girl scream: "I'M A BIGASS LOLLIPOP!"
Today I was at my local Walmart and I was just looking at the headphones, trying to pick a good brand, having a good time and suddenly a worker who sounded like a grumpy middle-aged woman just yelled "MAURICE, GREETING CARD DEPARTMENT, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE." Still don't know what happened...
I don’t know about other people but I purposely say weird stuff to confuse bystanders so I’m waiting to see one of my convos one day.
There's too much possibility (probability) that these are simply made up, either by the person posting them or by the "friend of a friend" who supposedly heard them. The chance that most of these conversations actually occurred is slim to none.
I once knew about a couple who had sex in Walmart from a cruise I was on.
Wow! That’s what I call long distance relations!
Load More Replies...Sometimes I pull it because it’s easier to grab things and tout the, in the cart instead of leaning over the front or having to go around the cart. And I can do it without taking up the aisle.
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