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We all know that it's rude to listen to stranger's conversations, but sometimes they are just too good not to listen.
We here at Bored Panda compiled a list of the most intriguing and hilariously taken out of context conversation which happened in Walmart. Who knew that so many people liked to share details of their private lives while shopping in Walmart?
Scroll below to read these random bits of conversation and upvote your favorites!

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희별 송
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get yourself someone who appreciates you no matter what the occasion

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JillVille
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny, my truck was stolen from a parking lot at the grocery store. Stood in my parking spot looking like a crazy person because I swore my truck was just there 15 mins ago. It was, but someone else drove off with it :(

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The Cappy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Joke overheard at the Walmart, and joke went over head of listener.

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Robyn Denton
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At primary [US = elementary] school a loooooooooooong time ago, I knew a girl who used to eat "Perkin's Paste" by the hot-pink tub!

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Rafaella Bueno
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not adorable, that's possessive and controlling. I feel for this guy if he had to deal with this his whole life.

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Suzi Gauthier
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about you buy her lingerie & she buys you a vacuum cleaner? Then you both have something you want.

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BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor lady has no idea what she's missing. I can't imagine life without books.

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Carol Emory
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LMAO..hope the court case isn't still pending because Walmart security records sound and I do believe she just confessed.

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Elegant Vandalism
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From reading these other posts, sounds like Walmart will do that to people!

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TeeMarieTisMe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Depending on the person, sometimes practical gifts are just the way to go lol

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Carol Harrison
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More details, please. Was that a man or a woman? Reminds me of the sales advertised in the newspapers where the pants are half off.

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Suzi Gauthier
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can use liquid dish soap as shampoo. You can use it for a dishwasher too if you only put a little (found out the hard way). Haven't tried shampoo for laundry though.

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BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can use liquid dish soap to wash delicates, but only if it doesn't contain bleach.

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Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you can use Dr. Bronners as both shampoo and laundry detergent but I don't know if they sell it at Walmart

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Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl)
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course you can. You can use any soap to wash clothing, and shampoo is probably better for your clothing, as it's meant for human hair/skin.

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Gerry Higgins
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, absolutely but you have to use two-to-three times more snicker

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Swathika Venkatesan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually you can... Shampoo is the best detergent to use for pure silk cloths and Pashmina..

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Louise Brigance
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not such an unusual question really. If you use Dr. Bonner's you can use it for shampoo, cleaning product, laundry, body wash etc. It's great stuff.

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Martha Meyer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hope that guy does not have pets. He'd be the type to try and dry his hamster in the microwave!

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BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet they love the Walmart detail on Black Friday. "Noooooo! I did it last year."

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Amaranthim Talon
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't even... How about we just stop calling it Boy or Girl Scouts- then everyone can be anywhere they damn well please without the specifics-

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Gabby
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If Walmart is your place to pick up romantic partners, you need to reevaluate your life and think about a 5 year plan for improvement.

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