We all know that it's rude to listen to stranger's conversations, but sometimes they are just too good not to listen.
We here at Bored Panda compiled a list of the most intriguing and hilariously taken out of context conversation which happened in Walmart. Who knew that so many people liked to share details of their private lives while shopping in Walmart?
Scroll below to read these random bits of conversation and upvote your favorites!
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I can't stand when hunters do that. Raised in the south where hunting is basically expected from the time your old enough to hold a gun we were taught if you shoot it, you eat it. And then you use every piece of that animal you can.
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Maybe he's just the worst hunter ever, only shooting branches, so he became a vegetarian, because you eat what you shoot?
how can one be a vegan and be okay with killing animals? the fact he doesn't eat them means he does it for trophies which goes completely against what vegans believe. this...baffles me
That doesn't mean that at all! It could mean that he is doing to help population control of certain animals. It could mean that he donates the meat to those less fortunate. It could mean that he uses the pelts for himself. Stop being so narrow minded.
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I'm from California and there's lots of fat vegetarians here Ted Nugent's skinny and he's definitely NOT a vegetarian!
Knew some straight edge punks who would only eat meat they killed because they were protesting corruption in the "meat industry" and because they thought it honored the animals to be involved in the death and not waste the parts. They ate a lot of potato chips...maybe he's a redneck punk!
Why did you say "vegetarian and fat"? You don't have to be thin to not eat meat!
At primary [US = elementary] school a loooooooooooong time ago, I knew a girl who used to eat "Perkin's Paste" by the hot-pink tub!
That's not adorable, that's possessive and controlling. I feel for this guy if he had to deal with this his whole life.
How about you buy her lingerie & she buys you a vacuum cleaner? Then you both have something you want.
LMAO..hope the court case isn't still pending because Walmart security records sound and I do believe she just confessed.
Oooh- I so wish someone would say that to me and then provide the goats :D
From reading these other posts, sounds like Walmart will do that to people!
Depending on the person, sometimes practical gifts are just the way to go lol
More details, please. Was that a man or a woman? Reminds me of the sales advertised in the newspapers where the pants are half off.
Does she mean the backs or necks? Some people use them for flavoring.
YOu can use conditioner to unshrink some shrunken clothing so I hope that's where she got the idea.... but no, honey you can't.
Hope that guy does not have pets. He'd be the type to try and dry his hamster in the microwave!
I can't even... How about we just stop calling it Boy or Girl Scouts- then everyone can be anywhere they damn well please without the specifics-
They're not bashing anyone. They're making fun of conversations they heard. It's not the same thing
Load More Replies... I wasn't in Walmart, but in school once I heard a girl scream: "I'M A BIGASS LOLLIPOP!"
Today I was at my local Walmart and I was just looking at the headphones, trying to pick a good brand, having a good time and suddenly a worker who sounded like a grumpy middle-aged woman just yelled "MAURICE, GREETING CARD DEPARTMENT, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE." Still don't know what happened...
I don’t know about other people but I purposely say weird stuff to confuse bystanders so I’m waiting to see one of my convos one day.
There's too much possibility (probability) that these are simply made up, either by the person posting them or by the "friend of a friend" who supposedly heard them. The chance that most of these conversations actually occurred is slim to none.
I once knew about a couple who had sex in Walmart from a cruise I was on.
Wow! That’s what I call long distance relations!
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Sometimes I pull it because it’s easier to grab things and tout the, in the cart instead of leaning over the front or having to go around the cart. And I can do it without taking up the aisle.
Load More Replies... They're not bashing anyone. They're making fun of conversations they heard. It's not the same thing
Load More Replies... I wasn't in Walmart, but in school once I heard a girl scream: "I'M A BIGASS LOLLIPOP!"
Today I was at my local Walmart and I was just looking at the headphones, trying to pick a good brand, having a good time and suddenly a worker who sounded like a grumpy middle-aged woman just yelled "MAURICE, GREETING CARD DEPARTMENT, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE." Still don't know what happened...
I don’t know about other people but I purposely say weird stuff to confuse bystanders so I’m waiting to see one of my convos one day.
There's too much possibility (probability) that these are simply made up, either by the person posting them or by the "friend of a friend" who supposedly heard them. The chance that most of these conversations actually occurred is slim to none.
I once knew about a couple who had sex in Walmart from a cruise I was on.
Wow! That’s what I call long distance relations!
Load More Replies... Sometimes I pull it because it’s easier to grab things and tout the, in the cart instead of leaning over the front or having to go around the cart. And I can do it without taking up the aisle.
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