We all know that it's rude to listen to stranger's conversations, but sometimes they are just too good not to listen.
We here at Bored Panda compiled a list of the most intriguing and hilariously taken out of context conversation which happened in Walmart. Who knew that so many people liked to share details of their private lives while shopping in Walmart?
Scroll below to read these random bits of conversation and upvote your favorites!

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AbbeyHollinger7 Report

Kim Lorton
Community Member
2 years ago

Smart man!❤️

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Lilly
Community Member
2 years ago

hahaha, this one needs more up-votes!

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bring on the internet warriors
Community Member
2 years ago

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon You come and go

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#4

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_hunnaa Report

Andres Tejeda
Community Member
2 years ago

Perfect response.

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#5

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Maci Wilcox
Community Member
2 years ago

Awwwwwwww! This is so cute ;D

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SweetMamaP
Community Member
2 years ago

YES!

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Mimis Nachbarin
Community Member
2 years ago

Well, why didn't you... LOL

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Mimis Nachbarin
Community Member
2 years ago

Well, that's a very descriptive picture!

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#9

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Sharon Attwood
Community Member
2 years ago

Love it!

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#10

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ReneauBrittney Report

Emily May
Community Member
2 years ago

Ok I can relate on this one

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#11

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m_mcgregor13 Report

Nadine Hughey
Community Member
2 years ago

Yes, girl. You're all that.

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why not
Community Member
2 years ago

there are stables in the parking lot in Shippensburg PA

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#13

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Amaranthim Talon
Community Member
2 years ago

And, It's Gluten Free!!!

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#14

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Kathy Baylis
Community Member
2 years ago

Out of the mouths of babes....

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#15

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Aprilmarie Ladora
Community Member
2 years ago

omg

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#16

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Kim Lorton
Community Member
2 years ago

It will throw off your opponent, for sure!

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희별 송
Community Member
2 years ago

Get yourself someone who appreciates you no matter what the occasion

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#18

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serena
Community Member
2 years ago

Spoiled little brats!

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#19

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PaigeyCakesssss Report

Robyn Denton
Community Member
2 years ago

{snigger}

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#20

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wowtneria Report

JillVille
Community Member
2 years ago

Funny, my truck was stolen from a parking lot at the grocery store. Stood in my parking spot looking like a crazy person because I swore my truck was just there 15 mins ago. It was, but someone else drove off with it :(

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#21

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Popi Newbery
Community Member
2 years ago

Homer Simpson quote.

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#22

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kelakagandy Report

Michelle Line
Community Member
2 years ago

Had to Google "Hatchimals"

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#23

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The Cappy
Community Member
2 years ago

Joke overheard at the Walmart, and joke went over head of listener.

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#24

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ilissilia Report

Nadja Lambacher
Community Member
2 years ago

ok I'm a little worried

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#25

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Sharon Attwood
Community Member
2 years ago

So TRUE!

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#26

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Robyn Denton
Community Member
2 years ago

At primary [US = elementary] school a loooooooooooong time ago, I knew a girl who used to eat "Perkin's Paste" by the hot-pink tub!

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#27

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Iván Galarraga
Community Member
2 years ago

At least is not SpaghettiO

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#28

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Suzi Gauthier
Community Member
2 years ago

Was that her husband or kids?

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#29

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Cassie
Community Member
2 years ago

Teach him, you must!

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#30

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희별 송
Community Member
2 years ago

*aisle (isle is an island/peninsula)

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#31

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Hope Floats
Community Member
2 years ago

That's both sad and sweet at the same time.. But hey, when you have nothing in your purse and you find cash in the bottom of your bag or down the back of the sofa that's exactly how it feels.

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Elegant Vandalism
Community Member
2 years ago

Did anyone else read this in a southern drawl....?

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#33

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Naomi Armitage
Community Member
2 years ago

Long Island iced tea.

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#34

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Richard
Community Member
2 years ago

Must have sounded like "Awl i font for quiwmaw if my fen font teew"

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#35

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Cassie
Community Member
2 years ago

Never seen y'all spelled yawl. 0.o

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#36

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BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

Does Hallmark make cards for that?

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#37

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Cooky Puss
Community Member
2 years ago

Perfect Answer

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#38

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Suzi Gauthier
Community Member
2 years ago

I always wondered what made them vines instead of just videos.

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#39

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Rafaella Bueno
Community Member
2 years ago

That's not adorable, that's possessive and controlling. I feel for this guy if he had to deal with this his whole life.

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#40

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FriedpieRecipes Report

glowworm2
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't eat squirrel. It isn't Kosher.

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#41

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MatthewDiffee Report

LaDonna Hulcy
Community Member
2 years ago

been there!

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fresharie Report

Suzi Gauthier
Community Member
2 years ago

How about you buy her lingerie & she buys you a vacuum cleaner? Then you both have something you want.

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#43

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BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

Poor lady has no idea what she's missing. I can't imagine life without books.

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#44

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Carol Emory
Community Member
2 years ago

LMAO..hope the court case isn't still pending because Walmart security records sound and I do believe she just confessed.

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#45

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Wilfred The Potato
Community Member
2 years ago

The username doe

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#46

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RickAaron Report

Amaranthim Talon
Community Member
2 years ago

Oooh- I so wish someone would say that to me and then provide the goats :D

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#47

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KT Trondsen
Community Member
2 years ago

LOL

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#48

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Brooke_1196 Report

N G
Community Member
2 years ago

What's a POS?

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#49

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chasejensen16 Report

Amaranthim Talon
Community Member
2 years ago

Dad needs a swift kick

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#50

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HoopLexi Report

Amaranthim Talon
Community Member
2 years ago

"Luke, I'm your doofus" - Nope, not quite the same ring to it...

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#51

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Naomi Armitage
Community Member
2 years ago

You mean you didn't name him for Mumble's dad in "Happy Feet"?

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#52

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ChloFoSho Report

Elegant Vandalism
Community Member
2 years ago

From reading these other posts, sounds like Walmart will do that to people!

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#53

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Susan Forbes
Community Member
2 years ago

It doesn't always work out when cousins marry

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Harley Osborne
Community Member
2 years ago

So close...

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susanisaacs Report

Suzi Gauthier
Community Member
2 years ago

Is that like being in the dog house for horse people?

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Nicky OldfieldDesciple
Community Member
2 years ago

I bet they believe trees are too.

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Cooky Puss
Community Member
2 years ago

At least a clean slate

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#58

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Carneal551 Report

Amaranthim Talon
Community Member
2 years ago

Cheap date

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annahandloser Report

Louise Brigance
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh, just annoy you.

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TeeMarieTisMe
Community Member
2 years ago

Depending on the person, sometimes practical gifts are just the way to go lol

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Amaranthim Talon
Community Member
2 years ago

:(

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StrangeStars
Community Member
2 years ago

An entire baby? Wow!

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
2 years ago

No, no way!

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jra3086 Report

Carol Harrison
Community Member
2 years ago

More details, please. Was that a man or a woman? Reminds me of the sales advertised in the newspapers where the pants are half off.

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Suzi Gauthier
Community Member
2 years ago

Does she mean the backs or necks? Some people use them for flavoring.

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Naomi Armitage
Community Member
2 years ago

Anyone else get the "Finding Nemo" reference in the poster's name?

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Merlyn Emrys
Community Member
2 years ago

YOu can use conditioner to unshrink some shrunken clothing so I hope that's where she got the idea.... but no, honey you can't.

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
2 years ago

Hope that guy does not have pets. He'd be the type to try and dry his hamster in the microwave!

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BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

I bet they love the Walmart detail on Black Friday. "Noooooo! I did it last year."

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Abakinzie Report

A B C
Community Member
2 years ago

Nothing wrong with travelling.

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Amaranthim Talon
Community Member
2 years ago

I can't even... How about we just stop calling it Boy or Girl Scouts- then everyone can be anywhere they damn well please without the specifics-

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