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We all know that it's rude to listen to stranger's conversations, but sometimes they are just too good not to listen.
We here at Bored Panda compiled a list of the most intriguing and hilariously taken out of context conversation which happened in Walmart. Who knew that so many people liked to share details of their private lives while shopping in Walmart?
Scroll below to read these random bits of conversation and upvote your favorites!

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Martha Meyer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This kid has rights, they just don't include the right to candy whenever he wants.

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Kiki
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uh, no. Once he's 18, you have literally no say over him. And I would be careful about what you say to your kids. Remember, they're the one's who will be picking your nursing home.

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Ryan-Michele Eagleton
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having rights is a completely different thing than having the legal ability to do something because you're of age... I hate getting into this discussion with other parents. Yes, your kids DO have rights. That doesn't mean they get to do whatever they want anytime they want. Having rules and boundaries that restrict their behavior for their own good is not the same as them not having rights. Understanding the words you use and what they mean actually is important.

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Robert Bailey
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, the pursuit of happiness is inalienable. I guess there's no guarantee you will catch it.

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anita wid
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whenever you say no to your kids you have to explain why. Not because you don't want to give what they want, but because you love them and want the best for them. In time they'll understand.

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Luca Fenton
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if the child is an american citizen the mother has no right to say that and the citizens of the US have at least some rights no matter what age

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Cooky Puss
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He has a right to purchase it at any age according to the store... Does he have money

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kids are human. They have rights and just Incase that mom reads this or any other messed up controlling mom reads this, ur kid will be taking care of u when ur 75 and can't wipe ur own a**. Do you want them to tell you "you can't eat candy cuz ur old and now I'm in control of you and here's revenge?"

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Morgan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some kids are greedy. When they grow up and probably have kids of their own they will understand.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That'd be me. If I had kids. Which I luckily haven't. Yisss.

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rola
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's an awful response to a child and it's been so normalized that people are praising this woman for her "amazing comeback".

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marie elle
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

our kids always have the choice: doing it freely or to be forced...

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Wtf?! This is how you f**k up your child and when they're a teenager they can't wait to move out the house. I get why she said it but doing it like this and getting the kid the impression he has no rights until they're 18 is an awful way of parenting. Parents everywhere, please don't say that to your children.

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Caroline Espenschied
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am sick and tired of children bossing their parents around, I give all the kudos in the world to parents claiming their adulting, parenting, rights back and laying down the law for their kids : "this is the way this family works, if you don't like it, too bad, grow up fast so you'll be free !" It's a shame that so many kids have absolutely NO REASON for growing up and becoming adults : they have everything they want, why should they grow up ?! A LITTLE oppression is not harmful for kids if it gives them the desire to shake it off, like "I can't wait to be grown up !" ...

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What the actual F**K?! I understand that kid was being bad but TELLING YOUR KID THEY HAVE NO F*****G RIGHTS?! What a load of s**t...

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get yourself someone who appreciates you no matter what the occasion

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny, my truck was stolen from a parking lot at the grocery store. Stood in my parking spot looking like a crazy person because I swore my truck was just there 15 mins ago. It was, but someone else drove off with it :(

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Joke overheard at the Walmart, and joke went over head of listener.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At primary [US = elementary] school a loooooooooooong time ago, I knew a girl who used to eat "Perkin's Paste" by the hot-pink tub!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not adorable, that's possessive and controlling. I feel for this guy if he had to deal with this his whole life.

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Suzi Gauthier
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about you buy her lingerie & she buys you a vacuum cleaner? Then you both have something you want.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor lady has no idea what she's missing. I can't imagine life without books.

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Carol Emory
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LMAO..hope the court case isn't still pending because Walmart security records sound and I do believe she just confessed.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From reading these other posts, sounds like Walmart will do that to people!

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TeeMarieTisMe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Depending on the person, sometimes practical gifts are just the way to go lol

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Carol Harrison
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More details, please. Was that a man or a woman? Reminds me of the sales advertised in the newspapers where the pants are half off.

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Merlyn Emrys
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YOu can use conditioner to unshrink some shrunken clothing so I hope that's where she got the idea.... but no, honey you can't.

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Martha Meyer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hope that guy does not have pets. He'd be the type to try and dry his hamster in the microwave!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet they love the Walmart detail on Black Friday. "Noooooo! I did it last year."

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Amaranthim Talon
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't even... How about we just stop calling it Boy or Girl Scouts- then everyone can be anywhere they damn well please without the specifics-

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If Walmart is your place to pick up romantic partners, you need to reevaluate your life and think about a 5 year plan for improvement.

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