We all know that it's rude to listen to stranger's conversations, but sometimes they are just too good not to listen.
We here at Bored Panda compiled a list of the most intriguing and hilariously taken out of context conversation which happened in Walmart. Who knew that so many people liked to share details of their private lives while shopping in Walmart?
Scroll below to read these random bits of conversation and upvote your favorites!

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AbbeyHollinger7 Report

Kim Lorton
Community Member
2 years ago

Smart man!❤️

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weedyorker Report

Lilly
Community Member
2 years ago

hahaha, this one needs more up-votes!

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bring on the internet warriors
Community Member
2 years ago

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon You come and go

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#4

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_hunnaa Report

Andres Tejeda
Community Member
2 years ago

Perfect response.

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itseazybreeezy Report

female raisin
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2 years ago

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I don’t understand sorry

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#6

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Sharon Attwood
Community Member
2 years ago

This mom ROCKS!

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Ben Smith
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2 years ago

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Sounds like pretty typical Walmart clientele

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Mimis Nachbarin
Community Member
2 years ago

Well, that's a very descriptive picture!

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Sharon Attwood
Community Member
2 years ago

Love it!

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#10

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ReneauBrittney Report

Emily May
Community Member
2 years ago

Ok I can relate on this one

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#11

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m_mcgregor13 Report

Nadine Hughey
Community Member
2 years ago

Yes, girl. You're all that.

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why not
Community Member
2 years ago

there are stables in the parking lot in Shippensburg PA

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#13

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BetsyGirl Report

Sharon Attwood
Community Member
2 years ago

Crazy!

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#14

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Andres Tejeda
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2 years ago

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Now that's low trying to blame the kid.

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#15

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Kim Lorton
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2 years ago

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She should have said, what, so you walk around rafter peeing and pooping today, and I bet never washed your hands once?

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JimEWood Report

Sharon Attwood
Community Member
2 years ago

Ouch, that’s gonna hurt!

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#17

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Roy Lennox
Community Member
2 years ago

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Judging by your pathetic, dyslexic, uneducated grammar, punctuation, and retarded use/misuse of capital letters, I'm afraid hope has been cancelled, you retarded cunt.

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#18

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clairvoyannt Report

serena
Community Member
2 years ago

Spoiled little brats!

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#19

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PaigeyCakesssss Report

Robyn Denton
Community Member
2 years ago

{snigger}

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#20

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wowtneria Report

JillVille
Community Member
2 years ago

Funny, my truck was stolen from a parking lot at the grocery store. Stood in my parking spot looking like a crazy person because I swore my truck was just there 15 mins ago. It was, but someone else drove off with it :(

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#21

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Fritz1013 Report

Iván Galarraga
Community Member
2 years ago

Stop drinking, you start to look fuzzy

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#22

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kelakagandy Report

Kim Lorton
Community Member
2 years ago

Sure they are! To kids!

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#23

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Kim Lorton
Community Member
2 years ago

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Come on in folks! Check your IQ at the door, please! And your brain!

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#24

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ilissilia Report

Nadja Lambacher
Community Member
2 years ago

ok I'm a little worried

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#25

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usmcprice1990 Report

Sharon Attwood
Community Member
2 years ago

So TRUE!

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#26

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cottoncndymandi Report

Robyn Denton
Community Member
2 years ago

At primary [US = elementary] school a loooooooooooong time ago, I knew a girl who used to eat "Perkin's Paste" by the hot-pink tub!

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JillVille
Community Member
2 years ago

I mean, it's better than calling your kid Root Beer or something weird like that, isn't it? Right? Tell me it's better, please. Oh my dear poor little Root Beer baby!

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#28

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Suzi Gauthier
Community Member
2 years ago

Was that her husband or kids?

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#29

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andymientus Report

Cassie
Community Member
2 years ago

Teach him, you must!

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#30

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Kiahna
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2 years ago

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She sounds like a cow.

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#31

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Daniel Popescu
Community Member
2 years ago

Depends on her age.

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Elegant Vandalism
Community Member
2 years ago

Did anyone else read this in a southern drawl....?

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#33

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Iván Galarraga
Community Member
2 years ago

Just like my friend's dad. He went out to buy bread and after 30 years my friend an his mom are still waiting for the bread

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#34

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skullpuppy11 Report

Sharon Attwood
Community Member
2 years ago

Nice variation on a theme!

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#35

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ksparks1223 Report

Cassie
Community Member
2 years ago

Never seen y'all spelled yawl. 0.o

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#36

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Tammy Chapman
Community Member
2 years ago

lmfao...yep that is definitely the most Walmart thing ever said. So far anyway. Give it a while and you'll hear even crazier stuff.

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Cooky Puss
Community Member
2 years ago

Perfect Answer

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#38

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RexTestarossa Report

Robyn Denton
Community Member
2 years ago

?

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#39

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Cooky Puss
Community Member
2 years ago

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Gtfo now.... This behavior only gets worse and creepier

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#40

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FriedpieRecipes Report

glowworm2
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't eat squirrel. It isn't Kosher.

M O'Connell
Community Member
2 years ago

Funny story from the Catholic side of things. We aren't permitted to eat meat on Fridays during the season of Lent. A friend of mine invited the parish priest over for dinner, and without thinking, prepared macaroni and cheese with hamburger in it. She only realized this as she was placing the bowl on the table. Completely straight-faced, the priest blessed the burger-mac and declared that it was fish. Problem solved.

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makenzie stephenson
Community Member
2 years ago

Squirrel is pretty tasty, don't knock till you try it. It's a family tradition in my family "we live in ohio" to go squirrel hunting on Thanksgiving, before you say anything we still eat turkey but we get that from the store the squirrel for another day

BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

Let me guess: Arkansas or Tennessee?

Tammy Owens
Community Member
2 years ago

Its a southern thang!!

Livy Drexler
Community Member
2 years ago

What’s wrong with squirrel? It might not have a lot of meat on them, but they’re great in stew.

Angi Jiles
Community Member
2 years ago

My fave!

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weatherwitch
Community Member
2 years ago

Daryl Dixons idea of a romantic dinner 😄

Light
Community Member
2 years ago

Tastes like chicken.

Angi Jiles
Community Member
2 years ago

Nope. Tastes like squirrel. Squirrel stew is my fave. Almost got to feed some to Gordon Ramsey while trying out for Hell's Kitchen. Broke my leg and couldn't make it to the next step in the process.

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Bananabelle
Community Member
1 year ago

squirrel is good and tasty stuff :)

Carol Williams
Community Member
2 years ago

Too much cholesterol....

Peter Bear
Community Member
2 years ago

To be perfectly fair, fried squirrel is delicious.

Susan Forbes
Community Member
2 years ago

It's a lot of work for not much meat

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#41

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MatthewDiffee Report

LaDonna Hulcy
Community Member
2 years ago

been there!

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#42

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fresharie Report

Suzi Gauthier
Community Member
2 years ago

How about you buy her lingerie & she buys you a vacuum cleaner? Then you both have something you want.

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Sharon Attwood
Community Member
2 years ago

Logical!

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#44

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Carol Emory
Community Member
2 years ago

LMAO..hope the court case isn't still pending because Walmart security records sound and I do believe she just confessed.

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CashewSpell Report

StrangeStars
Community Member
2 years ago

NOTHING IS REAL MY CHILD

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RickAaron Report

Amaranthim Talon
Community Member
2 years ago

Oooh- I so wish someone would say that to me and then provide the goats :D

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john_kort Report

Piri Carroll
Community Member
2 years ago

HAHAA!

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Brooke_1196 Report

N G
Community Member
2 years ago

What's a POS?

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chasejensen16 Report

Amaranthim Talon
Community Member
2 years ago

Dad needs a swift kick

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HoopLexi Report

Amaranthim Talon
Community Member
2 years ago

"Luke, I'm your doofus" - Nope, not quite the same ring to it...

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Anggi Angkasa
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2 years ago

Memphis Rain

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#52

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Elegant Vandalism
Community Member
2 years ago

From reading these other posts, sounds like Walmart will do that to people!

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Hannah Marlowe
Community Member
2 years ago

Why would NASA be made up?! This guy lacks common sense.

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#54

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exitingjupiter Report

Harley Osborne
Community Member
2 years ago

So close...

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Suzi Gauthier
Community Member
2 years ago

Is that like being in the dog house for horse people?

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StrangeStars
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2 years ago

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Ya think so? Well then, I have a challenge for you...spend two weeks without water and then come back and recite the alphabet to me.

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Cooky Puss
Community Member
2 years ago

At least a clean slate

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Carneal551 Report

Amaranthim Talon
Community Member
2 years ago

Cheap date

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annahandloser Report

Suzi Gauthier
Community Member
2 years ago

To tell the idiots from the rest of us? It's not like we don't have Google these days.

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PastorRitcha Report

TeeMarieTisMe
Community Member
2 years ago

Depending on the person, sometimes practical gifts are just the way to go lol

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Nadja Lambacher
Community Member
2 years ago

Went to buy beer, came home with a baby.

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StrangeStars
Community Member
2 years ago

An entire baby? Wow!

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
2 years ago

No, no way!

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jra3086 Report

Carol Harrison
Community Member
2 years ago

More details, please. Was that a man or a woman? Reminds me of the sales advertised in the newspapers where the pants are half off.

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mcsyracu Report

Suzi Gauthier
Community Member
2 years ago

Does she mean the backs or necks? Some people use them for flavoring.

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Kim Lorton
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2 years ago

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Yeah, and then she’ll have to bury your ass after you have a heart attack!

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