We all know that it's rude to listen to stranger's conversations, but sometimes they are just too good not to listen.
We here at Bored Panda compiled a list of the most intriguing and hilariously taken out of context conversation which happened in Walmart. Who knew that so many people liked to share details of their private lives while shopping in Walmart?
Scroll below to read these random bits of conversation and upvote your favorites!
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This kid has rights, they just don't include the right to candy whenever he wants.
Having rights is a completely different thing than having the legal ability to do something because you're of age... I hate getting into this discussion with other parents. Yes, your kids DO have rights. That doesn't mean they get to do whatever they want anytime they want. Having rules and boundaries that restrict their behavior for their own good is not the same as them not having rights. Understanding the words you use and what they mean actually is important.
Wait, the pursuit of happiness is inalienable. I guess there's no guarantee you will catch it.
if the child is an american citizen the mother has no right to say that and the citizens of the US have at least some rights no matter what age
He has a right to purchase it at any age according to the store... Does he have money
Hm, I believe mom will overrule the store with ease.
Load More Replies...Kids are human. They have rights and just Incase that mom reads this or any other messed up controlling mom reads this, ur kid will be taking care of u when ur 75 and can't wipe ur own a**. Do you want them to tell you "you can't eat candy cuz ur old and now I'm in control of you and here's revenge?"
Some kids are greedy. When they grow up and probably have kids of their own they will understand.
Load More Replies...In my house, it's called "the easy way" or "the hard way" ;)
Load More Replies...I am sick and tired of children bossing their parents around, I give all the kudos in the world to parents claiming their adulting, parenting, rights back and laying down the law for their kids : "this is the way this family works, if you don't like it, too bad, grow up fast so you'll be free !" It's a shame that so many kids have absolutely NO REASON for growing up and becoming adults : they have everything they want, why should they grow up ?! A LITTLE oppression is not harmful for kids if it gives them the desire to shake it off, like "I can't wait to be grown up !" ...
Load More Replies...At primary [US = elementary] school a loooooooooooong time ago, I knew a girl who used to eat "Perkin's Paste" by the hot-pink tub!
That's not adorable, that's possessive and controlling. I feel for this guy if he had to deal with this his whole life.
How about you buy her lingerie & she buys you a vacuum cleaner? Then you both have something you want.
LMAO..hope the court case isn't still pending because Walmart security records sound and I do believe she just confessed.
Oooh- I so wish someone would say that to me and then provide the goats :D
From reading these other posts, sounds like Walmart will do that to people!
Depending on the person, sometimes practical gifts are just the way to go lol
More details, please. Was that a man or a woman? Reminds me of the sales advertised in the newspapers where the pants are half off.
Does she mean the backs or necks? Some people use them for flavoring.
YOu can use conditioner to unshrink some shrunken clothing so I hope that's where she got the idea.... but no, honey you can't.
Hope that guy does not have pets. He'd be the type to try and dry his hamster in the microwave!
I can't even... How about we just stop calling it Boy or Girl Scouts- then everyone can be anywhere they damn well please without the specifics-
They're not bashing anyone. They're making fun of conversations they heard. It's not the same thing
Load More Replies...I wasn't in Walmart, but in school once I heard a girl scream: "I'M A BIGASS LOLLIPOP!"
Today I was at my local Walmart and I was just looking at the headphones, trying to pick a good brand, having a good time and suddenly a worker who sounded like a grumpy middle-aged woman just yelled "MAURICE, GREETING CARD DEPARTMENT, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE." Still don't know what happened...
I don’t know about other people but I purposely say weird stuff to confuse bystanders so I’m waiting to see one of my convos one day.
There's too much possibility (probability) that these are simply made up, either by the person posting them or by the "friend of a friend" who supposedly heard them. The chance that most of these conversations actually occurred is slim to none.
I once knew about a couple who had sex in Walmart from a cruise I was on.
Wow! That’s what I call long distance relations!
Load More Replies...Sometimes I pull it because it’s easier to grab things and tout the, in the cart instead of leaning over the front or having to go around the cart. And I can do it without taking up the aisle.
Load More Replies...They're not bashing anyone. They're making fun of conversations they heard. It's not the same thing
Load More Replies...I wasn't in Walmart, but in school once I heard a girl scream: "I'M A BIGASS LOLLIPOP!"
Today I was at my local Walmart and I was just looking at the headphones, trying to pick a good brand, having a good time and suddenly a worker who sounded like a grumpy middle-aged woman just yelled "MAURICE, GREETING CARD DEPARTMENT, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE." Still don't know what happened...
I don’t know about other people but I purposely say weird stuff to confuse bystanders so I’m waiting to see one of my convos one day.
There's too much possibility (probability) that these are simply made up, either by the person posting them or by the "friend of a friend" who supposedly heard them. The chance that most of these conversations actually occurred is slim to none.
I once knew about a couple who had sex in Walmart from a cruise I was on.
Wow! That’s what I call long distance relations!
Load More Replies...Sometimes I pull it because it’s easier to grab things and tout the, in the cart instead of leaning over the front or having to go around the cart. And I can do it without taking up the aisle.
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