30 Hilarious Conversations That People Overheard In L.A. And Decided They Were Too Good Not To Share (Part II)
Eavesdropping isn't cool. But if you simply overhear two strangers whispering to each other (really loudly), that's not eavesdropping, that's just living in the city. And if their exchange turns out to be so funny, you just can't resist sharing it online, that's fine too. After all, who are they to take their dirty laundry to the streets? And don't worry if you're too afraid to post it on your Facebook wall. If you don't know who those people are and you don't want to damage your life on social media, just ask Denise McAllister. There are other ways to go about it.
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There's an Instagram account called Overheard LA and it's dedicated to such situations happening in Los Angeles, California. Stating that “We all have ears”, the creators have invited Angelenos to share some of the best lines that they have ever overheard and boy, did they deliver! Its founder, Jesse Margolis, started the account on a whim in 2015 after listening to a very Los Angeles conversation at a health food store. Now, it has over 1.3 million followers and multiple spinoffs including Overheard New York.
Overheard LA gets about 100 conversation submissions every day. "We really try to select things that are both funny and feel like they are breaking new ground," Jesse told Bored Panda. "We get a lot of great submissions, and really try to post new, original content every day that doesn't feel stale."
Since 2015, the Overheard "empire" has expanded quite a bit. Jesse and his team have found ways to make the project more than a hobby as well. "We work with great companies, and have three branded accounts," he said. They are @OverheardBumble, @OverheardLeLabo, and @OverheardUber.
All of the ridiculous exchanges they read, however, haven't changed the way they view local citizens. "We love how people participate and contribute to Overheard. It's not just satire, but strangely it is also a form of community... a gathering place for Angelenos to laugh at ourselves."
"We have several other accounts," Jesse added. "@OverheardNewYork, @OverheardSanFrancisco, @OverheardLondon and @OverheardUniversity. We are [also] coming out with a newsletter in a few months." You can sign up for it here.
I love the sentiment, but wouldn't Hermione have died first? You know, in the bathroom with the troll?
On the other hand, Hermione wouldn't have been crying in the troll bathroom during Halloween feast if Ron hadn't said mean things about her to Harry
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as a Harry Potter fan, i can totally stand behind this; as it is 100% true.
Generally true. For me, Ron is completely unnecessary. In my eyes his only role is: to be the uglier and less intelligent sidekick friend of main hero. But Hermione HAS pretty much importance. It is not even about her smartness - she is a perfect counterweight for her two friends and she is the only one who really can restrain their dangerous ideas. Harry is prone to risk and Ron has inferiority complex - he would do anything to impress other people. Hermione is pretty mature for her age and not so dependfrom other people opinions. They need her because she is the only person to tell them when they should stop.
I think Ron is the „normal“ guy, but that is exactly what makes him important - if not for the story, then for the reader. A lot of Ron‘s flaws - his laziness, his jealousy etc. - are quite realistic for a teenager. Harry is the hero fulfilling a prophecy and Hermione is awesome in too many ways to even begin with (seriously, Hermione as a character was such an important role model). But if you look at a random teenage boy, he‘ll mostly struggle with the same things Ron does. And that’s why he matters so much: To show that even if you‘re not a hero, not smart, not strong, not an embodiment of kindness, you can still stand up for what‘s right and find your own way. He has often done unkind things, but in the end, that didn’t define him. He was able to grow and overcome his failings. And that is a lesson every child/teenager should be taught.
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I mean they aren't wrong, I think shes a stuck up know it all but she was definitely essential for Harry being able to do 98% of the c**p he did
Ok, wanna debate? Without Harry, Voldemort wouldnt had vanished all those years., so the chances Hermoine being alive at the age of 10 were small af.
There's a possibility that Neville would've become the Chosen One and vanished Voldemort... but that'd be a wildly different story
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Maybe I'm just cynical, but the majority of these give me major r/thathappened vibes. I just don't see many of these being true
Overheard in LA? Sure, on the set of a bunch of sit-coms, maybe. Not every one, but many of these read like "witty" banter someone wrote; specifically for TV. Maybe it's just life imitating "art" (use really BIG air quotes around that).
Its a city of failed writers and failed actors, of course the dialogue is cheesy.
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Guys.... Sometimes people DO say something really clever. It happens. Sometimes we're funny and we actually make people laugh! Don't forget that all of these quotes were found randomly over the course of months, if not years. It's entirely possible.
Funniest thing I've ever overheard was a 5 year old with her mom in the mall. They sat down at a table next to mine. The girl finished her lunch, mom is involved on the phone so the girl starts rifling through mom's shopping. She pulls out underwear from Victoria's Secret - several pairs. She holds them up to examine them. "Mommy? What's this for?" **Mom: *gasp!* Put those back! Those are mommy's underwear! **Girl: How? There's no butt! And these are just ribbons. **Mom: I said put them away! **Girl: No, you need to return them. **Mom: Why? **Girl: Cause they lied. These aren't underwear. **Mom: They're supposed to be like that, now put them AWAY. **Girl: You bought broken underwear on purpose?? WHY?? **(And then there's me, choking on my chow mein because I'm laughing so hard)
I was once caught in a checkout line between two women discussing their colonoscopies and size of their colon polyps. “The doctor said it was the length of of his forearm.” Does that count?
I had a teacher who stopped in the middle of class and said to me "Your legs are fat, you need to go on a diet." 30+ years later I finally have the appropriate response: "I don't care if you're a teacher, go f*** yourself!"
Load More Replies... Maybe I'm just cynical, but the majority of these give me major r/thathappened vibes. I just don't see many of these being true
Overheard in LA? Sure, on the set of a bunch of sit-coms, maybe. Not every one, but many of these read like "witty" banter someone wrote; specifically for TV. Maybe it's just life imitating "art" (use really BIG air quotes around that).
Its a city of failed writers and failed actors, of course the dialogue is cheesy.
Load More Replies... Guys.... Sometimes people DO say something really clever. It happens. Sometimes we're funny and we actually make people laugh! Don't forget that all of these quotes were found randomly over the course of months, if not years. It's entirely possible.
Funniest thing I've ever overheard was a 5 year old with her mom in the mall. They sat down at a table next to mine. The girl finished her lunch, mom is involved on the phone so the girl starts rifling through mom's shopping. She pulls out underwear from Victoria's Secret - several pairs. She holds them up to examine them. "Mommy? What's this for?" **Mom: *gasp!* Put those back! Those are mommy's underwear! **Girl: How? There's no butt! And these are just ribbons. **Mom: I said put them away! **Girl: No, you need to return them. **Mom: Why? **Girl: Cause they lied. These aren't underwear. **Mom: They're supposed to be like that, now put them AWAY. **Girl: You bought broken underwear on purpose?? WHY?? **(And then there's me, choking on my chow mein because I'm laughing so hard)
I was once caught in a checkout line between two women discussing their colonoscopies and size of their colon polyps. “The doctor said it was the length of of his forearm.” Does that count?
I had a teacher who stopped in the middle of class and said to me "Your legs are fat, you need to go on a diet." 30+ years later I finally have the appropriate response: "I don't care if you're a teacher, go f*** yourself!"
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