“Until you have cried on public transport, you’re not a true Londoner.” The line sounds as if it was taken from a book of modern proverbs, but it’s in fact something that was overheard in London.
With its historical landscape, vibrant culture, beautiful gardens and canals, narrow streets and arts, and double-decker buses, no wonder London is among the most visited cities in the world.
And where there’s a lot of action going on, there’s a lot of miscellaneous things to be overheard. Like the internet’s powerhouse “Overheard LA” that collects conversations which were not meant for others’ ears, “Overheard London” is exactly that but with a Greater London twist.
So make yourself some afternoon tea with bourbon biscuits and get ready to see what Londoners are buzzing about, which is honestly the most entertaining thing ever.
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The old stereotype is that people from London are usually unfriendly workaholics who only care about money and themselves. You'd better not look in the eyes of a Londoner on the tube, as they will give you the evil eye back. Some foreigners think of them as self-obsessed, arrogant and stingy.
But this is just an exaggeration. The rude Londoner stereotype might have been created by the standoffish reputation of London’s fine citizens, who are otherwise genuinely very polite and have great manners. There’s something about this etiquette that is simply unparalleled and that’s why it may have caused a side effect of foreigners getting the wrong impression.
On the other hand, it’s more or less true that people tend to be in their own little worlds on the transportation network. However, the tragic London bombings in July 2005 and the optimistic 2012 Olympics certainly showed that Londoners can join together when it counts.
Another belief is that food in London is expensive and simply awful. It’s true that not even a BLT sandwich is cheap in the city compared to other European capitals. But when it comes to British food, not everything there is bland and greasy. If unpretentious but hearty is your thing, you’ll like the traditional pub food. Plus think of the crazy meal names like toad in the hole, bubble and squeak, and spotted dick.
Also, the sheer level of worldwide famous British chefs suggests that we may be underestimating the British talent to cook. After all, it does have famous chefs like Jamie Oliver, Nigella Lawson and Gordon Ramsay flying the flag for British cuisine everywhere they go!
One time I was so terribly bloated (courtesy of my IBS) that someone offered me their seat. I was too embarrassed to refuse...
It is just something we voted for and we got it, but we still got no clue what it is!
Just be patient. In a few years they will have worked around all of the EU-tyrants punishments and get things running smoothly again. And then you will all reap the benefits of not being under control of the EU. They just had to punish you really hard so that no more countries dare to try and win their freedoms and independence back
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As an Englishman, I never really understood what being in the E.U. did for us. I thought it was all just politics but then I realised since we left that it's basically just a big toilet paper and petrol smuggling ring.
'toilet paper' instead of 'toliet roll'? Scagsy I'm disappointed in you, though from the Yorkshire rose it should be 'bog roll'.
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I don't know about that. It doesn't sound like you supported it?
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so, question from an American here; - what happens 7, 10, 20 years down the line if you decide you want back into the EU? Will they take you? Will you have to apply and go through the process that any new applicant has to go through?
I don't know. I'm pretty sure the eu will have more strict rules and no exceptions (like the pound that gb kept instead of using the euro). The British economy is s**t now but never underestimate the british, tough buggers !
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Even I knew that inflation was going to rise and I'm no economist, but I have to admit, I didn't see the lorry driver thing coming. Never realised quite so many of our delivery people were European.
The rich countries of EU and their tax payers lose billions by being members of the EU. The companies in these countries however are free to use and abuse to poor countries people with terrible salaries that outcompete the domestic workers (who can't live on that low salaries in their home country). These greedy companies that are used to abuse poor people suddenly have to start paying fair wages to domestic employees and create more work opportunities for the brittish. This of course is a hassle at first, but it will of course in the end be a good thing
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Sadly not having breakfast and then exiting the building without paying...not anymore!
I tried. I honestly did try to follow this. Maybe it's because I'm American, but the more I read, the more confused I became.
Now British knows... Empty Supermarkets, out of Gas. None to fix your Air conditioner.
Just tell your kids it was a f**k up on a massive scale, that showed the world what can happen when only the xenophobes get out and vote. It wasn’t fixed until the conservative wingnuts were finally voted out of office, and their cooler-headed replacements shitcanned it once and for all.
You do realize the Conservatives won the most recent election by a landslide, have been in continuous power for 11 years and counting, and far from being "shitcanned" Brexit still went ahead? I'm not sure where people think it's going wrong, but for Covid everything would be tracking along nicely.
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Some say it's a conspiracy by Putin to weaken Europe, promoted with Russian social media 'misinformation' farms.
It's the thing the Scottish and the Irish put in a bowl of rice hoping to just forget about it and it doesn't work because the English took it out and used it.
Every country is allowed to leave the EU; but when it comes to that point the EU act like you was starting a war. Brexit would have been an easy deal if everybody would use its brain.
I've heard it as champagne tastes on a beer budget. Old Aussie saying :P
My mom used to say "don't tell anyone your troubles, half of them don't care and the other half are glad it happened to you".
If it was like Brexit, there would be people hanging off the train trying to get back in after it's already left...
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Maybe I'm biased, but the British sense of humour is one of the best in the world. The Aussies are also very funny.
I think I'm secretly British. Nice, snarky people. Wanna move there.
If you can look at someone and express all your pity and incredulity without words: you'll fit right in! :D
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On the tube years ago I heard 2 guys talking about a friend having trouble with IVF. First guy says "if a girl can't get pregnant is she impregnable?" His friend replies "no I think she's inconceivable" I could see the logic but it cracked me up way harder than it should have
Maybe just because I have only experienced Britain through television, I'm always charmed when they make a statement, and then ask for agreement. Ex: he's made a mess of it, hasn't he? Or this is really fiddly, isn't it?
I thought that is the norm. Was taught since primary school that's how you ask that kind of question (I'm obviously not a native speaker)
Load More Replies... On a British Airways flight that had been given a gate so far from the runway it took 10mins to get there. Pilot came on and announced, " Sorry for the long taxi to the runway everyone. Seems our gate was allocated by someone who doesn't know their a**e from their elbow". Made my day.
My husband reminded me today of when we came back from DisneyLand and we were coming through customs at Calais. The lady at the desk asked me how my trip was. I said, ‘It was good. Weather was rubbish and I couldn’t get a cup of tea but yeah, it was good :)’ After, my husband said, ‘Could you be anymore British?’ I didn’t even realise what I’d said xD I also have no memory of this and he took great delight in telling me again xD
The real difference is that Americans seem to fell the need to state the bloody obvious.
ermmmmm that makes them: only 25%; you were sad enough to count; folks voted them into that position so not like it was completely the responsibility of the editor 😎
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It's fascinating to me that it's charming if it is British but horrible if American. If an AMerican ignored a co-worker choking to death, it's proof of evil. If a Brit does it, oh well, just a British thing. (Citing an example from above.) My UK in-laws are quite tight-assed, misery-faced examples of "The Best of Britain" (according to them). They'd leave you to choke. I'd try to save you (I'm American). Why is it charming/funny if it's British? Sincere question, b/c I'm kinda tired of this "UK is superior because" attitude when Brexit has proven the contrary, even if world history hadn't. A jerk is a jerk, no matter his accent, IMO. Peace out.
What makes you think a British person would let you choke? We'd help you out and then ask sarcastically if you needed the rest of your food chewing for you or if you thought you could manage it yourself.
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Maybe I'm biased, but the British sense of humour is one of the best in the world. The Aussies are also very funny.
I think I'm secretly British. Nice, snarky people. Wanna move there.
If you can look at someone and express all your pity and incredulity without words: you'll fit right in! :D
Load More Replies... On the tube years ago I heard 2 guys talking about a friend having trouble with IVF. First guy says "if a girl can't get pregnant is she impregnable?" His friend replies "no I think she's inconceivable" I could see the logic but it cracked me up way harder than it should have
Maybe just because I have only experienced Britain through television, I'm always charmed when they make a statement, and then ask for agreement. Ex: he's made a mess of it, hasn't he? Or this is really fiddly, isn't it?
I thought that is the norm. Was taught since primary school that's how you ask that kind of question (I'm obviously not a native speaker)
Load More Replies... On a British Airways flight that had been given a gate so far from the runway it took 10mins to get there. Pilot came on and announced, " Sorry for the long taxi to the runway everyone. Seems our gate was allocated by someone who doesn't know their a**e from their elbow". Made my day.
My husband reminded me today of when we came back from DisneyLand and we were coming through customs at Calais. The lady at the desk asked me how my trip was. I said, ‘It was good. Weather was rubbish and I couldn’t get a cup of tea but yeah, it was good :)’ After, my husband said, ‘Could you be anymore British?’ I didn’t even realise what I’d said xD I also have no memory of this and he took great delight in telling me again xD
The real difference is that Americans seem to fell the need to state the bloody obvious.
ermmmmm that makes them: only 25%; you were sad enough to count; folks voted them into that position so not like it was completely the responsibility of the editor 😎
Load More Replies... It's fascinating to me that it's charming if it is British but horrible if American. If an AMerican ignored a co-worker choking to death, it's proof of evil. If a Brit does it, oh well, just a British thing. (Citing an example from above.) My UK in-laws are quite tight-assed, misery-faced examples of "The Best of Britain" (according to them). They'd leave you to choke. I'd try to save you (I'm American). Why is it charming/funny if it's British? Sincere question, b/c I'm kinda tired of this "UK is superior because" attitude when Brexit has proven the contrary, even if world history hadn't. A jerk is a jerk, no matter his accent, IMO. Peace out.
What makes you think a British person would let you choke? We'd help you out and then ask sarcastically if you needed the rest of your food chewing for you or if you thought you could manage it yourself.
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