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“Until you have cried on public transport, you’re not a true Londoner.” The line sounds as if it was taken from a book of modern proverbs, but it’s in fact something that was overheard in London.

With its historical landscape, vibrant culture, beautiful gardens and canals, narrow streets and arts, and double-decker buses, no wonder London is among the most visited cities in the world.

And where there’s a lot of action going on, there’s a lot of miscellaneous things to be overheard. Like the internet’s powerhouse “Overheard LA” that collects conversations which were not meant for others’ ears, “Overheard London” is exactly that but with a Greater London twist.

So make yourself some afternoon tea with bourbon biscuits and get ready to see what Londoners are buzzing about, which is honestly the most entertaining thing ever.

More info: InstagramOverheardLA.com

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need to memorize this. It would fit in many situations, not just in London...

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The old stereotype is that people from London are usually unfriendly workaholics who only care about money and themselves. You'd better not look in the eyes of a Londoner on the tube, as they will give you the evil eye back. Some foreigners think of them as self-obsessed, arrogant and stingy.

But this is just an exaggeration. The rude Londoner stereotype might have been created by the standoffish reputation of London’s fine citizens, who are otherwise genuinely very polite and have great manners. There’s something about this etiquette that is simply unparalleled and that’s why it may have caused a side effect of foreigners getting the wrong impression.

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On the other hand, it’s more or less true that people tend to be in their own little worlds on the transportation network. However, the tragic London bombings in July 2005 and the optimistic 2012 Olympics certainly showed that Londoners can join together when it counts.

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Another belief is that food in London is expensive and simply awful. It’s true that not even a BLT sandwich is cheap in the city compared to other European capitals. But when it comes to British food, not everything there is bland and greasy. If unpretentious but hearty is your thing, you’ll like the traditional pub food. Plus think of the crazy meal names like toad in the hole, bubble and squeak, and spotted dick.

Also, the sheer level of worldwide famous British chefs suggests that we may be underestimating the British talent to cook. After all, it does have famous chefs like Jamie Oliver, Nigella Lawson and Gordon Ramsay flying the flag for British cuisine everywhere they go!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember once having to tie my shoelaces in London. Though I tried to take care where I stopped, I was silently pushed to the floor by angry pedestrians striding with purpose. London has its on rules.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One time I was so terribly bloated (courtesy of my IBS) that someone offered me their seat. I was too embarrassed to refuse...

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is just something we voted for and we got it, but we still got no clue what it is!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha. Again, this is why I love London. They take no sh!t and give no fu*ks.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brexit is really hurting the British and it's sad. Just because a group of wankers wanted more money and lied to get it (and admitted they lied). Boris is a twat.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And another group of wankers wanted to be able to shout at foreigners and tell them all to go home.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The real problem was the British government lied for decades about their incompetence and blamed the EU and it came back and bit them on their a**e

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, could someone please tell me any negative things of being part of the EU except "not being ruled by people you elected"? I'm genuinely confused as to why people voted it

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As well as the EU mainly being run by the unelected European Commission, their ultimate aim is to form the United States of Europe. So each country that currently exists won't be one in future. As the cultural and political difference is so vast this is not appealing to the majority of British people. There are way to many reasons to list here to be honest. But some others include that the whole institution is largely geared to benefit France and Germany, the UK was a net contributor to the Budget (had to pay them more that the benefits we received back), their red tape and burocracy is suffocating (they insist on metric and even regulate how curved a banana is allowed to be), their currency is a basket case (that eventually they will insist all members join), they want to create their own military to supplant national forces, and they like to meddle in national matters that don't concern them by insisting their laws take supremacy, which is enforced by activist judges. That enough?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What do America and Britain have in common? Old white men in positions of power.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's most first world countries actually. But at least Britain has had two female Prime Ministers (both Conservative). So I think your point is rather blunt.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like that answer. In America we watch the wrong cable news networks.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

has anyone started a "Re-join the EU" campaign? what happens if you decide you want back into the EU? Would you have to apply, get vetted, and go through the process and meet all the requirements that any new applicant has to go through?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There aren’t any fuel shortages.... just shortages of licensed drivers. And not just in the UK either, we’re just the idiots who put it in the papers so everyone panics when they don’t need too. Only a couple of stations near me ran out - supermarket stations were fine as they pool their drivers

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We did have sovereignty... We did have elected MEPs, we voted FOR on all those EU regulations. 100,000 people have died in this country because of austerity. The UN said it was a crime against humanity. How many are going to die this winter because they can't afford to heat their homes?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aranora, what utter nonsense. MEPs have no real power, that lies with the unelected commission. And saying 100,000 people died because if austerity is a figure pulled out of thin air, but more pertinently, not even remotely related to this topic. If you want to see austerity, look at what the EU forced upon Greece! That was a hell of a lot worse than the savings that were necessary in Britain at the time.

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Yes they originally read the guardian and realized what a bunch of knobs they had been believing all that left wing clap trap and what a huge mistake it was to have ever signed up to the EU dictatorship

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I'm guessing this person reads the Guardian. Voting to leave had nothing to do with hating the EU (for most people), and everything to do with wanting to be run by the people we voted for rather than unelected people who live in a different country

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The people we voted for to speak for us there screwed us at every opportunity. Ask Nigel what he did for us on the fisheries commission while having the absolute gall to throw loads of dead fish into the Thames as some publicity stunt and show of support for the fisherman he did over.

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Clearly a bloody Guardian reader. I'll take my copy of the Telegraph thank you.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oooooh it couldn't get more sarcastic than that. I love it.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Earlier : Woman to Taxi drive- Go to La guadia, La gouida, Lagida...forget it JFK please.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, the UK is the place with the highest amount of convertibles in europe - talking about optimism here....

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Question is, is the American disgusted or excited by that? I'd be disgusted personally.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I went about twenty years ago and I'm still waking up every morning with a hangover from it.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom used to say "don't tell anyone your troubles, half of them don't care and the other half are glad it happened to you".

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it was like Brexit, there would be people hanging off the train trying to get back in after it's already left...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guess I’m a true Londoner (despite the fact I’ve never stepped out of Asia) ;’)

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