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“Until you have cried on public transport, you’re not a true Londoner.” The line sounds as if it was taken from a book of modern proverbs, but it’s in fact something that was overheard in London.

With its historical landscape, vibrant culture, beautiful gardens and canals, narrow streets and arts, and double-decker buses, no wonder London is among the most visited cities in the world.

And where there’s a lot of action going on, there’s a lot of miscellaneous things to be overheard. Like the internet’s powerhouse “Overheard LA” that collects conversations which were not meant for others’ ears, “Overheard London” is exactly that but with a Greater London twist.

So make yourself some afternoon tea with bourbon biscuits and get ready to see what Londoners are buzzing about, which is honestly the most entertaining thing ever.

More info: InstagramOverheardLA.com

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need to memorize this. It would fit in many situations, not just in London...

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The old stereotype is that people from London are usually unfriendly workaholics who only care about money and themselves. You'd better not look in the eyes of a Londoner on the tube, as they will give you the evil eye back. Some foreigners think of them as self-obsessed, arrogant and stingy.

But this is just an exaggeration. The rude Londoner stereotype might have been created by the standoffish reputation of London’s fine citizens, who are otherwise genuinely very polite and have great manners. There’s something about this etiquette that is simply unparalleled and that’s why it may have caused a side effect of foreigners getting the wrong impression.

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On the other hand, it’s more or less true that people tend to be in their own little worlds on the transportation network. However, the tragic London bombings in July 2005 and the optimistic 2012 Olympics certainly showed that Londoners can join together when it counts.

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Another belief is that food in London is expensive and simply awful. It’s true that not even a BLT sandwich is cheap in the city compared to other European capitals. But when it comes to British food, not everything there is bland and greasy. If unpretentious but hearty is your thing, you’ll like the traditional pub food. Plus think of the crazy meal names like toad in the hole, bubble and squeak, and spotted dick.

Also, the sheer level of worldwide famous British chefs suggests that we may be underestimating the British talent to cook. After all, it does have famous chefs like Jamie Oliver, Nigella Lawson and Gordon Ramsay flying the flag for British cuisine everywhere they go!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember once having to tie my shoelaces in London. Though I tried to take care where I stopped, I was silently pushed to the floor by angry pedestrians striding with purpose. London has its on rules.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One time I was so terribly bloated (courtesy of my IBS) that someone offered me their seat. I was too embarrassed to refuse...

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is just something we voted for and we got it, but we still got no clue what it is!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha. Again, this is why I love London. They take no sh!t and give no fu*ks.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brexit is really hurting the British and it's sad. Just because a group of wankers wanted more money and lied to get it (and admitted they lied). Boris is a twat.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oooooh it couldn't get more sarcastic than that. I love it.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Earlier : Woman to Taxi drive- Go to La guadia, La gouida, Lagida...forget it JFK please.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, the UK is the place with the highest amount of convertibles in europe - talking about optimism here....

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Question is, is the American disgusted or excited by that? I'd be disgusted personally.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Carpet in a house toilet / bathroom is bad enough, in a public one?! Yeah, every sane English person also finds this disgusting

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

every sane person period should find this disgusting! not just the English

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh come on, even Brits find this one weird - you've just encountered a Londoner who doesn't get out much.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It IS a bit old fashioned now. I guess it was seen as a luxury for a while, but I've not seen a carpeted bathroom since 1990-something.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having had carpeted bathrooms, I'm with the American here.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe every public toilet in London is immaculately used and cleansed after every use. The public toilets I've seen, well, are not. Given the amount of urine I typically see on the floor in any particular public restroom, I shudder to think of carpet being in one.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This brings back many horrible memories and smells from my time renovating houses.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This doesn't happen a lot, but I'm with the American on this one. Carpeted bathroom is *bleeping* disgusting.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To the people that find this weird? Have you considered putting the lid down when you flush? Or not peeing on the floor? Or, you know, keeping your bathroom clean? Personally, I like a small fluffy carpet when I get out of the shower and to warm my feet on when sitting.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a difference between a small fluffy rug that can be washed and installed wall-to-wall carpet. It's not about peeing on the floor (although accidents happen) but the moisture build-up from the shower probably grows mold in permanent carpet that you can't see and a vacuum might not reach.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seen lots of posts on BP of houses in the US that have revoltingly carpeted bathrooms. Not specifically a UK.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Americans ARE disgusted by carpet in bathrooms. WHAT is the point of it? Just catches all the piss men can't seem to get into the toilet bowl and stinks the place up.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nowhere does this say it was a public bathroom. Maybe it was in someone’s house? In which case, in the UK, not so unusual until recent years.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm personally disgusted by carpet in any room of the house.

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Rebecca
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Disgusted. All we imagine is the mold and mushrooms growing in it.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

most brits dont have carpet in the bathroom.....maybe a small rug...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who has cleaned houses for a living, if you only knew what lived/grew/was found in those carpets. OMG. Never. EVER. JHC… & the American was disgusted BTW.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah I'm sorry but, if you're unlucky, toilets flood. You do NOT want carpet there when that happens.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah - carpet in kitchens and bathrooms is weird and gross to me. I mean - the smells and lingering other stuff that must be trapped in there...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well if you can manage to pee in the actual toilet, it's not that big of an issue.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once went into a pub with a British co-worker in London and I said: "I kind of like the carpets in pubs." And she went: "Yes, and sometimes they're clean." :')

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That also suprised me a lot with few other things in England (yes, chip butty )

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Riley Quinn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure if this American is pleased or disgusted. I owned a cleaning business, and trust me, a carpeted bathroom is foul beyond words.

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Christine M Quigley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of my pet peeves..disgusting if there's a male in the house... It's cheap that's why contractors use it..

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got bathrugs in my bathroom. In front of the sink, shower and toilet. The floor is tiled, you dont wanna slip do you?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's fine. They are talking about wall-to-wall carpet that is nailed down and can't be washed.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandma does the carpet-bathroom thing. Seems like it'd be hard to mop.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clearly, the American was a man that can't manage to NOT pee on the floor or down the side of the bowl. Sit the fk down and problem solved. Carpet won't be an issue.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Americans use the word 'bathroom' to mean toilet, so they're thinking of your pissy carpet. Of course it's OK to have a carpet in the actual bathroom, but not in the toilet, we have special little mats for that, to piss on.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

its common in America to do this sadly lol. its disgusting

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I went about twenty years ago and I'm still waking up every morning with a hangover from it.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom used to say "don't tell anyone your troubles, half of them don't care and the other half are glad it happened to you".

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it was like Brexit, there would be people hanging off the train trying to get back in after it's already left...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guess I’m a true Londoner (despite the fact I’ve never stepped out of Asia) ;’)

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