You know how these days people can rate everything - from customer service to stuff you buy online and even your looks or your pets' likeability. And as much as people love the man's best friends aka dogs, they are still being rated for their demeanor and cuteness daily. And we know where to find the most hilarious funny dog ratings ever.

We Rate Dogs is a Twitter account that does exactly what it says. It rates dogs. And their funny captions are just over the top. All you have to do is send them a serious or funny dog picture via direct message (or any dog come to think of it), and they'll give it a score from one to ten. The only problem is, some people seem to be sending them pictures of things that CLEARLY aren't dogs! Scroll down to see the dog memes that we are talking about. From Taiwanese Guide Walruses and East African Chalupa Seals to Iraqi Speed Kangaroos and Mongolian Grass Snakes, the list contains pretty much every animal you can think of...except dogs!

Now scroll down below for the funny dog jokes from We Rate Dogs; these funny jokes are sure to help you get through even the gloomiest of Mondays.

More info: Twitter

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Kristaps Sungailis
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3 years ago

*rrarr*

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Lucybaby
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3 years ago

Awh bless its heart! It just wants to be a seal...

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Lucybaby
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3 years ago

Hahahahahaha

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coffee zombie
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3 years ago

Bears are dogs.

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JEFF THE KILLER
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3 years ago

SO FLUFFY

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Harvey Tydeman
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3 years ago

seriously though, where's the dog...

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Lucybaby
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3 years ago

That dog looks traumatized lol

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Kim Smith
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3 years ago

Must have ewok...

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Lucybaby
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3 years ago

His eyes are closed haha

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PyroarRanger
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3 years ago

I WANT TO HAUNT YOU!!!! Wait.... do I smell food....

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Daniel Mallory
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3 years ago

but was it a bored panda

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John L
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3 years ago

Even dogs need a front end realignment, every once in awhile. ;D

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Seong Jin
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3 years ago

That is the one snake I could tolerate <3

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lia minou
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3 years ago

OMG! This one is awesome!!:D

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Dàhlia DM
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3 years ago

omg I'm dying of laughter

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coffee zombie
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3 years ago

Poor puppy got the lowest rating out of all the dogs I've seen so far. 20/10 for me.

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JEFF THE KILLER
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3 years ago

"Alaskan Flop Turtle" LMAO

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Jessica Stohr
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3 years ago

Good one! Love it the names!

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Hamilton Bubbub
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3 years ago

Bwahaha

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Cathy Binder
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3 years ago

*floofer*

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Daniel Mallory
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3 years ago

no its rock dog

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Hans
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3 years ago

"Such a nice carpet...I wonder how it feel..." *wag* *wag* "Oh, nervermind."

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Chere Goddard
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3 years ago

beauty

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Jessica Stohr
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3 years ago

Lol

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Hans
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3 years ago

Looks cautious yet peaceful to me.

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Đoan Võ
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3 years ago

It's not a marshmallow, it's a marshmallow attempting to drive

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Cathy Binder
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3 years ago

if it's not one thing it's your mother

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Harvey Tydeman
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3 years ago

diz powlr bewr haz fawlt

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Cathy Binder
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3 years ago

the wild albanian street moose needs more up votes

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Blind Oracle
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3 years ago

Just don't mention goats to Mr dog_rates

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Da_lazy_unicorn
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3 years ago

I love the clever discription

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Jessica Stohr
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3 years ago

Haha!

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lia minou
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3 years ago

:DD

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Hans
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3 years ago

Eyeless porch bear...could not get closer.

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Sarcasticow
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3 years ago

I dont think it's smart to mess around with Sophie

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Gillian Black
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3 years ago

Bath Tortoise , bath tortoise um googled it and yes it definatly one

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Chere Goddard
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3 years ago

super heckin frustrated LOL

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Chere Goddard
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3 years ago

floof kangaroo...where do you get it ! brilliant

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Blue Cicada
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3 years ago

Lesser known flop-eyed hammerhead shark.

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Ok Ha-Neul
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3 years ago

lol floor bear

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Marie
Community Member
3 years ago

Haha his nose <3

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