While you scroll through an eternity of your Twitter feed, it’s easy to get lost in anything from politics to societal problems, have your temperature soar and your mood drop on a day that otherwise was perfectly if not fine, then okay-ish.
So it’s no secret that on some occasions, we all benefit from more light-hearted content avoiding all the heated discussions on trending threads as if you were playing Minesweeper.
Luckily, there’s a subreddit dedicated to precisely this. Titled “NonPoliticalTwitter,” it celebrates Twitter posts that are politics-free and have some vibes instead. “Come vibe with us,” the page’s description says and 73.8k members have already signed up for it. So what do you get? A hilariously accurate selection of the best tweets for anyone from a weird sense of humor to a more pragmatic attitude towards life.
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Now, This Sounds Like A Story
Teens are easy to brainwash into believing they are the chosen one. Btw the Lost Lands series of games by 5 BN games has a non teen heroine. The first game has her rescue her son.
It’s no secret that Twitter is the unofficial home of many online comedians who share those little bursts of life, whether it’s a joke or pun, an observation or opinionated post. Part of Twitter’s appeal has to do with how user-friendly the platform really is since every tweet there only takes a few sentences.
Clever
"Modern problems require modern solutions"... the kids know :-)
This Is The Way
It's sort of like a Facebook status, but it's public, so the audience is different. If you want to reach an audience beyond your closest circle of followers, it's important to post things that have broader appeal. And because Twitter’s audience is so vast and diverse, you get to participate in conversations (or threads) about nearly every little thing that happens in the world.
I Mean, He's Not Wrong...
Biggest Mistake Of Her Life
Bread Is God
The accuracy of this post hits me deep in my soul. I thought i was the only one that did this.
In 2017, Twitter conducted a multicountry study that showed that Twitter’s audience operates in a receptive mindset when using the platform, and the audience is also highly influential across a vast array of topic categories. The same study showed that Twitter users tend to be natural explorers compared to the general online population.
According to Cartier Stennis, a head of market insights and analytics in the US, “They are more likely to discover new things (82% vs. 71% for the online pop.); They are more open-minded (81% vs. 74%); They also like to be the first to try new things (59% vs. 41%).”
Fruit
Yeah That's Weird
Yeah and getting a girlfriend that's over 300 years younger than you is just creepy.
Especially when she’s not even mature yet for human standards.
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More to the point - why would someone want to hang around with teenagers? They're all (and I include all of us) whiny, dramatic hormone machines who know nothing about anything but shout it from the roof tops anyway. ...///... Unless they have a fetish for virgins.
Being stuck with a teenager mind for 400 years really sucks if you think of it.
-It's not a phase, mom, this is who I really am! - You said that 50 times in the last 400 years!
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Enrolling in high school keeps him connected to the modern culture. Without it, he would be out of step with modern culture and be unable to camouflage younger than he is.
That's a reason but the much more reasonable solution would be to declare his human persona a few years older with just youngish looks (or the same age but intellectually advanced), then enroll in some university. That would keep him in step with current culture, and on top of that allow for WAY more variety in the learning material (which also would be adjusted way more frequently to the current state of knowledge), allow him to mingle with more mature people, and even open up the possibility for entry-level but skill-requiring work positions on the side. Altogether a much more interesting life I'd say - but obviously one where teenage romance is much less likely.
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Personnaly i'd hunt rapists, pedos, domestic violences perpetrators, child abusers, make good use of my time...
Yeah, but then, Batman is out of work. That said, if I was Batman and had time on my hands, I would probably start a space program, so that's a win. Maybe collaborate with The Joker and call it The Batship Crazy?
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I think if I were in Bella's place, I'd probably kick Edward in the crotch the moment I found out he was watching me sleep. I like mythical creatures and all but that's just plain creepy and I don't need any of that crazy vampire crap in my life, thanks.
I love how Edward is supposed to be the most fabulous thing on two legs yet he has nothing better to do than algebra homework. Right….
Is this TWILIGHT related? I never saw any of this crap but my friends mentioned it to me back then...
In Toilet (pun intended), Edward is about 120 yo but some date back to civil war and still enrolled in highschool...
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I have unpleasant dreams about going back to high school, but I'm 43 and and have a Master's degree (both IRL and in my dreams). I'm always confused about why I have to go, and why I'm suddenly being treated like a teenager again. 1/10. Would not recommend.
Yeah, that kinda stopped me from ever getting interested in the "Twilight" thing, even though I totally dig vampires. I mean, seriously -- HIGH SCHOOL???? I mean, for me, HS was 'only' 45 years ago, and I'm still traumatized. Can you imagine going back for more after 450 years?
What a funny comment thread. Everybody is worried about dating habits of a 400 year vampire but I would be way more worried about the undead monster itself that stalks people, drank their blood and turn them undead monsters...
I'd atleast be too lazy to jump in to stop the car with a single hand. I wouldn't want to dent the car.
Its OK, because he LOOKS young and is attractive. Then the rules change...
Maybe they were bullied when alive and went back all fabulous and scary just to prove a point? I would.
That's really petty & immature. Not only does it show a complete inability to move on, it's also proving oneself to the wrong people; the bullies aren't at the school anymore.
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I never understood how he was that old and yet also "turned into a vampire" after a war when he was wounded. He has his appearance is to lure her in etc but he looked like that when he was a soldier? Unless the movie bungled it, the story has rather gaping essential plot holes
Young soldiers do exist... the movie has definitely holes but this was not so strange...
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I mean, if it teaches you how to spell "enroll," then it might be a wise move.
You may want to, it's enroll with two l's 😂 I mean this in the nicest way and I'm hoping I used the right "it's" lol
Enrol = British spelling. Enroll = American spelling
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Furthermore, they found that Twitter users possess greater influence to compare with users of other platforms. The study showed that “78% of US Twitter users like to give their opinion about things they’re knowledgeable about or interested in (vs 66% US online population) and 55% of US Twitter users share things they’ve seen on Twitter with others offline (by showing them their phone screens).”
Me_irl
Wait, isn´t that picture supposed to be Pakalu Papito? Are they the same person or is this an impostor?
Feels
Unorthodox *for His Time*
Good Boy
Doctor: Excessive Crying Is Normal, You're Not Meant To Be Happy
If You Call Me, 8/10 Times I Will Ignore It
He Clearly Did Not
Not So Smart After All
Need A Better System
Fiat Stands For Fix It Again Tony
One Person Doesn't Always Have To Be Right
I Wish I Didn’t Relate To This So Well
For The Kids
Waiting For My Package Currently...
You missed the step where they "attempted delivery", but really they were running late and your parcel got skipped
A Great Friendship
Mm. Balsa Wood
Hah yes I could only imagine the spoon-taste before I read underneath XD
Me_irl
Welcome to adulthood. You can also expect random pain in the morning, dish-soap running out randomly, and detergent being suddenly low when you only just bought it.
Ia This That Difficult For People
I Do
A Good Risotto
Before I got to the end of his message it was 😱 but it took a sharp turn into aww that's nice :)
I Don’t See The Issue Tbh, Seems Like Good Eye-Witnessin’
Missed Opportunities Be Like
Impregnated Goblin
Either Way
Very good question. And I hate it when you make the effort to click unsubscribe and it wants you to f*****g log in to do it!
He's Bin Better
Raccoon
Absolutelynotmeirl
Don’t Think For A Second You’ll Ever Surpass Me
Yep
what? If they would enforce that rule, the company value would drop to about $1,99
Mutant Ninja Tuetlw
I imagine these renaissance artist all sitting together under the streets of NYC, eating pizza and practicing some awesome ninja moves! 😂😂😂
Same
I’m A Huge Fan
HAHAHA 😂😂😂 Also good: If the in-laws give you parental advice say that you have one of their kids at home and they didn't made a good job on this one. 👍🏻
I'd Like To Hear Em
If that'd be true, we'd just sit there and listen about mental illness, parents divorcing, family issues, abuse etc. Maybe we should, but people in charge don't want to listen to it.
Liar
Signature Look Of Superiority
Which Purse Isn’t Like This?
Then This Is The Wrong Thing To Buy
They Are Trying Their Best
I must be a traditionalist despite being a millennial because what this person is describing is one of the reasons why I won’t touch those apps with a 10-foot pole. I’ll inflate a 3 or 4’s score to a 5 in customer service surveys, but anything lower than that and I’m not doing a survey. And I resent that corporations’ management are lazy and selfish enough that I feel the need to even do that.
Happens
He doesn't need to tick the 'uncontrollable crying' box with those skills
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I want to know why the "victims" in horror films or slasher films stand around screaming. It's like "Shut up and run!!!" I actually watched a show the other day where the girl sees the back sliding door open, closes it to see the reflection of the killer in the glass, and as she turns around, the sliding door starts opening while she's still holding it and starts screaming. Here's a hint, open the door, step through and run like heck! Wait to scream until you're running away!
that is very good advice i'll bear in mind next time i'm being murdered
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I want to know why the "victims" in horror films or slasher films stand around screaming. It's like "Shut up and run!!!" I actually watched a show the other day where the girl sees the back sliding door open, closes it to see the reflection of the killer in the glass, and as she turns around, the sliding door starts opening while she's still holding it and starts screaming. Here's a hint, open the door, step through and run like heck! Wait to scream until you're running away!
that is very good advice i'll bear in mind next time i'm being murdered
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