While you scroll through an eternity of your Twitter feed, it’s easy to get lost in anything from politics to societal problems, have your temperature soar and your mood drop on a day that otherwise was perfectly if not fine, then okay-ish.
So it’s no secret that on some occasions, we all benefit from more light-hearted content avoiding all the heated discussions on trending threads as if you were playing Minesweeper.
Luckily, there’s a subreddit dedicated to precisely this. Titled “NonPoliticalTwitter,” it celebrates Twitter posts that are politics-free and have some vibes instead. “Come vibe with us,” the page’s description says and 73.8k members have already signed up for it. So what do you get? A hilariously accurate selection of the best tweets for anyone from a weird sense of humor to a more pragmatic attitude towards life.
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Now, This Sounds Like A Story
Teens are easy to brainwash into believing they are the chosen one. Btw the Lost Lands series of games by 5 BN games has a non teen heroine. The first game has her rescue her son.
It’s no secret that Twitter is the unofficial home of many online comedians who share those little bursts of life, whether it’s a joke or pun, an observation or opinionated post. Part of Twitter’s appeal has to do with how user-friendly the platform really is since every tweet there only takes a few sentences.
Clever
"Modern problems require modern solutions"... the kids know :-)
This Is The Way
It's sort of like a Facebook status, but it's public, so the audience is different. If you want to reach an audience beyond your closest circle of followers, it's important to post things that have broader appeal. And because Twitter’s audience is so vast and diverse, you get to participate in conversations (or threads) about nearly every little thing that happens in the world.
I Mean, He's Not Wrong...
Being dropped 5ft at the moment of birth - Every Giraffe
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Platypus ?! What about them ?! Lay eggs but feed their babies milk through skin pores (no nips); hunt underwater but are blind and deak underwater; sense electromagnetic field of prey; males are venomous, soft beak with nostrils at the end of it (other birds have nostril at the base of the beak); bioluminescent under uv light ... i mean seriously ?!
To blow your mind even more giraffes only have 7 cervical vertebrae (neck bones), same number as humans.
And the have a special blood valve, so when they bend their necks down to drink it keeps all the blood from rushing to their head and killing them.
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Unicorns are real. Read the ancient descriptions: the horns are on their nose. They have legs like tree trunks, and skin and feet like elephants. Then, when you expect them to look like dainty My LIttle Ponies, recall that hippopotamus means "river horse." The ancients were clearly describing rhinos.
we had a bull with one horn broken - this was my unicorn growing up and don't try to tell me anything else!!!
What about elephants ? "What the f**k are you doing, evolution ? I'm very tall, seriously lack flexibility, my feet are just pillars with atrophied fingers merged in it, my neck is ridiculously short and my mouth can't even reach the ground where I'm supposed to find my food, cause you know, I'm an herbivore and... -Say no more, grow a super long and flexible nose you can even use as a very skillfull hand. Problem solved, now stay as you are and just be one of the most intelligent animals on this planet".
Once on a safari near Mt. Kilimanjaro, a giraffe stuck his head through the tour bus and stole my ice cream cone. The struggle is REAL, people!
"Leopard-moose-camel with a 40 foot neck" is the best description of a giraffe I think I've ever heard :-)
Fun fact! The giraffe was featured in European mythology before many Europeans had been to Africa and had seen one. They were described as leopards with hooves and a serpents neck, and were called a questing beast, or a lcamelopardalis”. There is a constellation named after it.
Actually, crusaders saw an animal that they thought had the legs of a deer, the tail of a lion, and the head and body of a horse, along with a single horn protruding out of the front of their head. What they actually saw, was (from a great distance) an Arabian Oryx. Because they saw it in profile as it was running away, they thought it only had one horn. It became their symbol of purity on coats of arms etc.
Biggest Mistake Of Her Life
Bread Is God
The accuracy of this post hits me deep in my soul. I thought i was the only one that did this.
In 2017, Twitter conducted a multicountry study that showed that Twitter’s audience operates in a receptive mindset when using the platform, and the audience is also highly influential across a vast array of topic categories. The same study showed that Twitter users tend to be natural explorers compared to the general online population.
According to Cartier Stennis, a head of market insights and analytics in the US, “They are more likely to discover new things (82% vs. 71% for the online pop.); They are more open-minded (81% vs. 74%); They also like to be the first to try new things (59% vs. 41%).”
Fruit
Yeah That's Weird
Yeah and getting a girlfriend that's over 300 years younger than you is just creepy.
Guess She Won
Furthermore, they found that Twitter users possess greater influence to compare with users of other platforms. The study showed that “78% of US Twitter users like to give their opinion about things they’re knowledgeable about or interested in (vs 66% US online population) and 55% of US Twitter users share things they’ve seen on Twitter with others offline (by showing them their phone screens).”
Me_irl
Wait, isn´t that picture supposed to be Pakalu Papito? Are they the same person or is this an impostor?
Feels
Unorthodox *for His Time*
Good Boy
Doctor: Excessive Crying Is Normal, You're Not Meant To Be Happy
If You Call Me, 8/10 Times I Will Ignore It
He Clearly Did Not
Not So Smart After All
Need A Better System
Fiat Stands For Fix It Again Tony
One Person Doesn't Always Have To Be Right
I Wish I Didn’t Relate To This So Well
For The Kids
Waiting For My Package Currently...
You missed the step where they "attempted delivery", but really they were running late and your parcel got skipped
A Great Friendship
Mm. Balsa Wood
Hah yes I could only imagine the spoon-taste before I read underneath XD
Me_irl
Welcome to adulthood. You can also expect random pain in the morning, dish-soap running out randomly, and detergent being suddenly low when you only just bought it.
Ia This That Difficult For People
I Do
A Good Risotto
Before I got to the end of his message it was 😱 but it took a sharp turn into aww that's nice :)
I Don’t See The Issue Tbh, Seems Like Good Eye-Witnessin’
Missed Opportunities Be Like
Impregnated Goblin
Either Way
Very good question. And I hate it when you make the effort to click unsubscribe and it wants you to f*****g log in to do it!
He's Bin Better
Raccoon
Absolutelynotmeirl
Don’t Think For A Second You’ll Ever Surpass Me
Yep
what? If they would enforce that rule, the company value would drop to about $1,99
Mutant Ninja Tuetlw
I imagine these renaissance artist all sitting together under the streets of NYC, eating pizza and practicing some awesome ninja moves! 😂😂😂
Same
I’m A Huge Fan
HAHAHA 😂😂😂 Also good: If the in-laws give you parental advice say that you have one of their kids at home and they didn't made a good job on this one. 👍🏻
I'd Like To Hear Em
If that'd be true, we'd just sit there and listen about mental illness, parents divorcing, family issues, abuse etc. Maybe we should, but people in charge don't want to listen to it.
Liar
Signature Look Of Superiority
Which Purse Isn’t Like This?
Then This Is The Wrong Thing To Buy
They Are Trying Their Best
I must be a traditionalist despite being a millennial because what this person is describing is one of the reasons why I won’t touch those apps with a 10-foot pole. I’ll inflate a 3 or 4’s score to a 5 in customer service surveys, but anything lower than that and I’m not doing a survey. And I resent that corporations’ management are lazy and selfish enough that I feel the need to even do that.
Happens
He doesn't need to tick the 'uncontrollable crying' box with those skills
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I want to know why the "victims" in horror films or slasher films stand around screaming. It's like "Shut up and run!!!" I actually watched a show the other day where the girl sees the back sliding door open, closes it to see the reflection of the killer in the glass, and as she turns around, the sliding door starts opening while she's still holding it and starts screaming. Here's a hint, open the door, step through and run like heck! Wait to scream until you're running away!
that is very good advice i'll bear in mind next time i'm being murdered
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I want to know why the "victims" in horror films or slasher films stand around screaming. It's like "Shut up and run!!!" I actually watched a show the other day where the girl sees the back sliding door open, closes it to see the reflection of the killer in the glass, and as she turns around, the sliding door starts opening while she's still holding it and starts screaming. Here's a hint, open the door, step through and run like heck! Wait to scream until you're running away!
that is very good advice i'll bear in mind next time i'm being murdered
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