While you scroll through an eternity of your Twitter feed, it’s easy to get lost in anything from politics to societal problems, have your temperature soar and your mood drop on a day that otherwise was perfectly if not fine, then okay-ish.
So it’s no secret that on some occasions, we all benefit from more light-hearted content avoiding all the heated discussions on trending threads as if you were playing Minesweeper.
Luckily, there’s a subreddit dedicated to precisely this. Titled “NonPoliticalTwitter,” it celebrates Twitter posts that are politics-free and have some vibes instead. “Come vibe with us,” the page’s description says and 73.8k members have already signed up for it. So what do you get? A hilariously accurate selection of the best tweets for anyone from a weird sense of humor to a more pragmatic attitude towards life.
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Now, This Sounds Like A Story
Teens are easy to brainwash into believing they are the chosen one. Btw the Lost Lands series of games by 5 BN games has a non teen heroine. The first game has her rescue her son.
It’s no secret that Twitter is the unofficial home of many online comedians who share those little bursts of life, whether it’s a joke or pun, an observation or opinionated post. Part of Twitter’s appeal has to do with how user-friendly the platform really is since every tweet there only takes a few sentences.
Clever
"Modern problems require modern solutions"... the kids know :-)
This Is The Way
It's sort of like a Facebook status, but it's public, so the audience is different. If you want to reach an audience beyond your closest circle of followers, it's important to post things that have broader appeal. And because Twitter’s audience is so vast and diverse, you get to participate in conversations (or threads) about nearly every little thing that happens in the world.
I Mean, He's Not Wrong...
Biggest Mistake Of Her Life
Bread Is God
The accuracy of this post hits me deep in my soul. I thought i was the only one that did this.
Wait until you've tried real bread, with a crust, you'll be in taste bud heaven.
Sometimes a loaf from a real bakery is too good to pass up and I eat the whole damn thing like a ravenous beast.
Omg yes! I have an addiction to fresh bread and just the smell of a nice, warm loaf makes me very happy! One day when I was a kid, my grandmother and I bought some fresh bread for the whole family. The first place we went was my cousins house. Unfortunately, they weren't home. As we sat in their driveway debating what to do, the smell of the bread overcame us... we ate that warm loaf, tearing hunks of it off with our bare hands... and life was good. (Sigh)
Similar story: my sister (aged about 10 then) went to get 3 fresh breads from the bakery and came back with 1.5
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I tried starting Keto and the only food I can think of Toast and butter. No wonder I'm still the same size.
OMG, yes - and multiply this by a bazillion when you're talking about fresh-baked bread right out of the oven with butter. I would seriously eat it until I passed out. Nothing like it!
That "occasional phase" is literally everyday for me. My bread and butter is bread and butter
Last night I had four slices. Two w butter. Two w home made maple blueberry jam. Yum!
My daughter does not restrain this desire! She’s lucky she’s young. (She actually does eat very well but occasionally she just has a craving, and it’s usually bread! She’d be screwed if she ever developed celiac disease)
I’m in that phase right now, but hold it to one piece. It’s a pretty big piece though…
😨Not that bad, but I do have cravings for Grilled Cheese Sandwiches sometimes. It's worse when I don't have the bread available.😪
Occasionally I do that to but put cinnamon sugar on top, then half a loaf is gone
Fun Fact: in the US Toast is the name of toasted bread. In Germany Toast is the name of that squishy white US bread. If we say bread, we usually mean normal bread like Bauernbrot or Steinofenbrot but never that white stuff. If we mean the white stuff we will always say Toast.
Finished nearly a full loaf of bread the first time my family and I bought Nutella.
This happens every time I watch Harry Potter and the half blood prince. That one line, the one where Harry says “it’s like a wizards bread and butter” and then I ALWAYS get up and go make bread and butter.
When I was pregnant with my second kiddo, I constantly craved French bread and butter. When I was at work one day, my dad was nearby and I asked him to bring some by since my spouse was to far away. My dad obliged, I engourded on that heaven, and i couldn't stomach French bread and butter for months afterwards.... to much of a good thing.
When the bread is hot just out of the oven, yeah...heaven on earth.
I got to live vicariously today, watching my bf make delicious buttered sourdough toast. Dang, that looked so good! I can no longer eat wheat or dairy, so I'll never be able to have buttered sourdough toast again, but yeah...if I suddenly, magically, could have? I'd have eaten the rest of that loaf.
Toast and hot chocolate, can't get enough for a few days then won't bother for a few weeks.
Yes! My wife's home-made bread and orange marmalade from Trader Joe's!
Bread is the cause of my existance. Butter just makes everything better.
I literally ate 5 English muffins with loads of butter yesterday. I made myself one. Then was like, I definitely need 2 more. And I obviously had to finish off the bag so I ate the last 2. Now I’m sitting here feeling so sorry for myself because I’m so overweight I look pregnant but ITS MY OWN FAULT. Well, and the damned bread’s too lol
When I was a kid and was sick, my dad would make me tomato soup with buttered toast pieces. It's still my go to sick meal 50 years later.
Sometimes when I bake bread my husband and I have bread and butter and cheese for dinner. Shhhhh!
Who needs a topping?! Just the loaf of bread does me. And don't start me on bagels.
I feel bad for the lactose intolerant. Buttered toast is so good, but I can't eat it.
i will go through a week of toast and butter cravings and then not want it for months
In 2017, Twitter conducted a multicountry study that showed that Twitter’s audience operates in a receptive mindset when using the platform, and the audience is also highly influential across a vast array of topic categories. The same study showed that Twitter users tend to be natural explorers compared to the general online population.
According to Cartier Stennis, a head of market insights and analytics in the US, “They are more likely to discover new things (82% vs. 71% for the online pop.); They are more open-minded (81% vs. 74%); They also like to be the first to try new things (59% vs. 41%).”
Fruit
Yeah That's Weird
Yeah and getting a girlfriend that's over 300 years younger than you is just creepy.
Guess She Won
Furthermore, they found that Twitter users possess greater influence to compare with users of other platforms. The study showed that “78% of US Twitter users like to give their opinion about things they’re knowledgeable about or interested in (vs 66% US online population) and 55% of US Twitter users share things they’ve seen on Twitter with others offline (by showing them their phone screens).”
Me_irl
Wait, isn´t that picture supposed to be Pakalu Papito? Are they the same person or is this an impostor?
Feels
Unorthodox *for His Time*
Good Boy
Doctor: Excessive Crying Is Normal, You're Not Meant To Be Happy
If You Call Me, 8/10 Times I Will Ignore It
He Clearly Did Not
Not So Smart After All
Need A Better System
Fiat Stands For Fix It Again Tony
One Person Doesn't Always Have To Be Right
I Wish I Didn’t Relate To This So Well
For The Kids
Waiting For My Package Currently...
You missed the step where they "attempted delivery", but really they were running late and your parcel got skipped
A Great Friendship
Mm. Balsa Wood
Hah yes I could only imagine the spoon-taste before I read underneath XD
Me_irl
Welcome to adulthood. You can also expect random pain in the morning, dish-soap running out randomly, and detergent being suddenly low when you only just bought it.
Ia This That Difficult For People
I Do
A Good Risotto
Before I got to the end of his message it was 😱 but it took a sharp turn into aww that's nice :)
I Don’t See The Issue Tbh, Seems Like Good Eye-Witnessin’
Missed Opportunities Be Like
Impregnated Goblin
Either Way
Very good question. And I hate it when you make the effort to click unsubscribe and it wants you to f*****g log in to do it!
He's Bin Better
Raccoon
Absolutelynotmeirl
Don’t Think For A Second You’ll Ever Surpass Me
Yep
what? If they would enforce that rule, the company value would drop to about $1,99
Mutant Ninja Tuetlw
I imagine these renaissance artist all sitting together under the streets of NYC, eating pizza and practicing some awesome ninja moves! 😂😂😂
Same
I’m A Huge Fan
HAHAHA 😂😂😂 Also good: If the in-laws give you parental advice say that you have one of their kids at home and they didn't made a good job on this one. 👍🏻
I'd Like To Hear Em
If that'd be true, we'd just sit there and listen about mental illness, parents divorcing, family issues, abuse etc. Maybe we should, but people in charge don't want to listen to it.
Liar
Signature Look Of Superiority
Which Purse Isn’t Like This?
Then This Is The Wrong Thing To Buy
They Are Trying Their Best
I must be a traditionalist despite being a millennial because what this person is describing is one of the reasons why I won’t touch those apps with a 10-foot pole. I’ll inflate a 3 or 4’s score to a 5 in customer service surveys, but anything lower than that and I’m not doing a survey. And I resent that corporations’ management are lazy and selfish enough that I feel the need to even do that.
Happens
He doesn't need to tick the 'uncontrollable crying' box with those skills
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I want to know why the "victims" in horror films or slasher films stand around screaming. It's like "Shut up and run!!!" I actually watched a show the other day where the girl sees the back sliding door open, closes it to see the reflection of the killer in the glass, and as she turns around, the sliding door starts opening while she's still holding it and starts screaming. Here's a hint, open the door, step through and run like heck! Wait to scream until you're running away!
that is very good advice i'll bear in mind next time i'm being murdered
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I want to know why the "victims" in horror films or slasher films stand around screaming. It's like "Shut up and run!!!" I actually watched a show the other day where the girl sees the back sliding door open, closes it to see the reflection of the killer in the glass, and as she turns around, the sliding door starts opening while she's still holding it and starts screaming. Here's a hint, open the door, step through and run like heck! Wait to scream until you're running away!
that is very good advice i'll bear in mind next time i'm being murdered
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