“You Live Next To Us And We Don’t Like You”: 30 Times People Had Funny, Weird Or Crazy Neighbors

In the Karen’s defense, who’s first thought would be, ‘Well look at that! A chicken must be on the loose and that person must be luring them with Kale!’ No, I’d be like who is on my property? Although I am glad to hear Zelda is safe.

I want this person to break any upcoming bad news to me.

You have to completely ignore them and possibly even swear at them.

I understand this annoyance. People steal and then sell

The brown eye sees all! None shall escape the wrath of the Flatulent Phantom!

At this point I feel some empathy toward coyotes

Look how close those peacocks are to each other! And they're not even wearing a mask.

How do you know it specifically wants $5? Surely a burrito would settle the matter

If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you....

valid question. I'm typing this message on my lawn chair right now

Ngl John seems like a fun guy!

They should just change the ‘Are’ to ‘Have’ and it’ll be a learning opportunity

to be honest, it's kinda justified if the dog was barking nonstop at three a.m., otherwise yes nobody curses at the dogs

Good job they blanked out those usernames, otherwise Besty Bryans and Kellon Crawford might have had their anonymity compromised. They sure dodged a bullet there.

We both know I'm not coming back

Lettuce pray

This person is apologizing to their neighbor about frogs in the world, meanwhile mine is blasting techno at 1 am.

how to get an eye infection:

The help?

Should call the police to organize a posse.

As much chance of being found as my mate's contact lens he lost while skiing in Colorado last year. Mind you, that didn't stop him getting the rest of us grovelling in the snow for an hour looking

If you can't afford fake eyelashes, maybe don't call other people "The Help".

Omg I worked at a downhill ski mountain in BC and had someone phone in to see if anyone had found their contact lens. Seriously ..

Looks like a caterpillar...

Can't afford eyelashes, but has Help with a capital H. Ooookaaay.

I saw one of these on the sidewalk last week, I thought it was a caterpillar at first.

she can´t afford new ones? How expensive are the thing, 500$ a piece?

Go back to the grocery store and look on the potatoes.

If she's somewhere where employees are called "the help", she can afford a pair of false eyelashes.

Ffff, I read this post to get to this picture and this chick is at the Albertsons in Albuquerque, NM. Never shopping at that nasty @ss place again! D:

You COULD afford a new pair if you got rid of your expensive cell phone.

Yeah, call me The Help to my face again, babe, and let's see how long it takes to find your lash.

Eubank/Candelaria is in Albuquerque and this is honestly right on brand for ABQ

time to run far, far away, kids

Ew

Take my money

Trigger warning a little bit late there

Yes! I want a space laser. Soon the world will be mine to control! 😈

Is it because the squirrel wants five dollar?

What did I just read? Let’s get the fam together to dress up a dead bird carcasses…

.thanks i guess

Just turn off the internet. Should clear it out

Larks' tongues! Wrens' livers! Chaffinch brains! Jaguars' earlobes! Wolf nipple chips!

Sage advice.

Ravens and crows can sound like folks "doing stuff" so yell "shut the f**K up and close yer winder".