“You Live Next To Us And We Don’t Like You”: 30 Times People Had Funny, Weird Or Crazy Neighbors

In the Karen’s defense, who’s first thought would be, ‘Well look at that! A chicken must be on the loose and that person must be luring them with Kale!’ No, I’d be like who is on my property? Although I am glad to hear Zelda is safe.

I want this person to break any upcoming bad news to me.

You have to completely ignore them and possibly even swear at them.

I understand this annoyance. People steal and then sell

The brown eye sees all! None shall escape the wrath of the Flatulent Phantom!

At this point I feel some empathy toward coyotes

Look how close those peacocks are to each other! And they're not even wearing a mask.

How do you know it specifically wants $5? Surely a burrito would settle the matter

If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you....

valid question. I'm typing this message on my lawn chair right now

Ngl John seems like a fun guy!

They should just change the ‘Are’ to ‘Have’ and it’ll be a learning opportunity

to be honest, it's kinda justified if the dog was barking nonstop at three a.m., otherwise yes nobody curses at the dogs

My parents lived next door to people who put their happy dog outside when they got fed up of it. What makes you think the neighbours want to hear it any more than you do?? Train your dogs!

lol i always yell the dog to shut up like three doors down lol

Or...you could just make your dog SHUT THE F**K UP!!!

Maybe your dog started it, my dog curses at the mailman all the time. Plot twist: their dog is learning the trumpet and practices all night long—justified!

A Barking Dog left outside is a neglected dog.

Lmao

Instead of whining about what other people say, maybe be a better owner or re-home the dog. I say that to my neighbors dog all the time. The effing thing never STFU. I have to let my dogs back in all the time because their dog is always outside and never stops barking. I tested it once, thinking maybe she eventually calm down. Nope, after 30 minutes of non stop barking, I left my dogs in because I felt bad for doing that to the neighbors.

If I do that will you make your dog shut the fu ck up?

Presumptuous to assume the dog speaks English. Could be a Rottweiler or Doberman that speaks German, a French speaking poodle, or Spanish speaking Chihuahua.

Several different factors have to be considered. How loud, how often, how long? The noise is solidly on the person, though. Not the dog.

Why can't I talk to the dog directly?

On a lighter note: a few years ago I put the carcass of the Thanksgiving turkey inside an empty paint bucket, put the lid on, and, late at night, put it at my side of the fence closest to the neighbors' living room (where their dog spends the night). The dog inside the the house had to listen to the racoons fighting over the bucket and its contents, and made its displeasure known by barking all night long - I saw their lights come on often and repeatedly.

Uh oh, is this the beginning of Don't F**k With Dogs?

The fact that you did not scream back at the person..,

It may have been the burglar trying to get in a window.

Good job they blanked out those usernames, otherwise Besty Bryans and Kellon Crawford might have had their anonymity compromised. They sure dodged a bullet there.

We both know I'm not coming back

Lettuce pray

This person is apologizing to their neighbor about frogs in the world, meanwhile mine is blasting techno at 1 am.

how to get an eye infection:

time to run far, far away, kids

Ew

Take my money

Trigger warning a little bit late there

Yes! I want a space laser. Soon the world will be mine to control! 😈

Is it because the squirrel wants five dollar?

What did I just read? Let’s get the fam together to dress up a dead bird carcasses…

.thanks i guess

Just turn off the internet. Should clear it out

Larks' tongues! Wrens' livers! Chaffinch brains! Jaguars' earlobes! Wolf nipple chips!

Sage advice.

Ravens and crows can sound like folks "doing stuff" so yell "shut the f**K up and close yer winder".