Getting drunk and stepping into that party zone is something that many of us have done at least once in our lives. Well, I'm being modest here - some of us do it every weekend. But it is not so hard for drunk people to lose control and cross the border from lubricated to morose, as it happened to the party animals below.

Usually, people try to forget their nights of alcohol abuse, but Jimmy Fallon has asked them to face the shame and share their funny stories. Maybe it was the chance to be featured on the Tonight Show, perhaps the desire to relate to others, but it worked. Fallon's fans quickly started tweeting about the crazy and cringe-worthy things they or their friends have done or written in drunk texts when they've had one shot too many.

From giving taxi drivers a hard time to getting a tattoo and remorseful, though at that time, funny drunk texts, these stories prove that our brains enter auto-pilot mode when our livers are working overtime. Scroll down to check out some of the most embarrassing posts under the #MyDrunkStory hashtag and upvote your most/least favorite ones!

P.S.: We do not advocate hard partying and alcohol abuse. If you or someone you know has a drinking problem, ask for help from professionals!

#1

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Unicorn
Community Member
2 years ago

I lost it at Eternal Baby Chinchilla

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#2

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athornedrose
Community Member
2 years ago

best case scenario drunk story

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#3

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

tough but fair.

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#4

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glowworm2
Community Member
2 years ago

Ha, that's cute actually. Did he give you a hall pass?

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#5

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Sofia Luce
Community Member
2 years ago

lmao

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#6

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Vlad Horobet
Community Member
2 years ago

gulliver's travels!

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#7

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MagicalUnicorn
Community Member
2 years ago

that's genius!

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#8

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glowworm2
Community Member
2 years ago

This one is hysterical.

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#9

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Daniel Mallory
Community Member
2 years ago

so it was a nice dog that is a win in my book

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#10

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logical fallacy
Community Member
2 years ago

Yeah... I've apologized to my reflection for bumbing unto it, and then apologised again by saying 'I'm sorry, I thought you were another person'. I was sober.

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#11

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Em Em
Community Member
2 years ago

Klepto!

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#12

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Lara B.
Community Member
2 years ago

Hahahaha!! That's quite funny.

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#13

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Vlad Horobet
Community Member
2 years ago

The cigar or the "privacy" ?

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#14

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BeNT-
Community Member
2 years ago

At least drunk you didn't go to the mall and get stuck on a broke escalator. This one guy even kept showing me I could walk up it, but he said I kept crying and screaming for him to come back and rescue me.

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#15

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Vlad Horobet
Community Member
2 years ago

I can fail like that all day long, no drink needed.

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#16

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Vlad Horobet
Community Member
2 years ago

But boy, did it land.

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#17

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~Ravenclaw~ OwO
Community Member
2 years ago

O-O Let's hope he knew that you were drunk. Otherwise he might show up at your door with chocolates and flowers to take you on a date.

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#18

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Rue Granger
Community Member
2 years ago

I...I can’t even 😂

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#19

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Cesar Mejia
Community Member
2 years ago

Lol

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#20

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Em Em
Community Member
2 years ago

Ewww

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#21

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

surprised they didn't shave it first, but I guess that's not top of the list of things questionable about this whole thing...

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#22

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Jordy Star
Community Member
2 years ago

wow

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#23

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Jordy Star
Community Member
2 years ago

more like you keep the change

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#24

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Gayle Bynum Cardosa
Community Member
2 years ago

How many female friendships are made in bathrooms in bars across the world? Women have this weird bond don't we? We can just look at each others and grab hands and that's it, we're friends. Guys just can't do that - or can they?

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#25

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PyroarRanger
Community Member
2 years ago

But did you actually audition?

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#26

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GiveMeASloth
Community Member
2 years ago

This should be higher!

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#27

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glowworm2
Community Member
2 years ago

Hopefully it wasn't the white crayon.

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#28

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MauKini
Community Member
2 years ago

Your mom raised you well!

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#29

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KaPOW
Community Member
2 years ago

Hmm seems unlikely as it would have exploded

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#30

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Just Amiable
Community Member
2 years ago

On bird persons planet, that would be considered a dick move 😂

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#31

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Pi...
Community Member
2 years ago

I hope your neighbors deserved it!

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#32

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Ben Smith
Community Member
2 years ago

Forget that, costs WAYYY too much to get drunk at any sporting event

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#33

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Sofia Luce
Community Member
2 years ago

The trick never seems to work for people with short names. Sigh...

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#34

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Jessamyn Zolczynski
Community Member
2 years ago

Gold!

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#35

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

and this is how shorts were invented

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#36

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Niall Mac Iomera
Community Member
2 years ago

Ha!

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#37

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Alia G.
Community Member
2 years ago

unpopular celery

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#38

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Jordy Star
Community Member
2 years ago

dang

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#39

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~Ravenclaw~ OwO
Community Member
2 years ago

Who wants to bet this is a canadian? I do! Canadians are so nice. XD

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#40

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LittleGrayMouse
Community Member
2 years ago

Been there, done that. Completely sober.

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#41

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TrueRavenclaw
Community Member
2 years ago

this is actually kind of sad 😢

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#42

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Daniel Mallory
Community Member
2 years ago

maybe you culd not read you where so drunk

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#43

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Furious_Lover
Community Member
2 years ago

We’re was Luigi when Peach needed rescuing?! Hhhmmmmmm?!?!

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#44

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JillVille Child Care
Community Member
2 years ago

So close to what hubs did the other night. He managed to turn the fan for the microwave exhaust on, so it sounded like the microwave was on... except he was still trying to get the leftovers out of the bowl. Found him on the floor too. Thank goodness he didn't actually turn on the microwave empty! Not sure how much it likes that.

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#45

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Sofia Luce
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh lord

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#46

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Weeping Willowz (WeepingWillowz)
Community Member
2 years ago

He didn’t have to make fun of you, you were drunk!

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#47

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Mariah C
Community Member
2 years ago

This made me LOL

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#48

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Gayle Bynum Cardosa
Community Member
2 years ago

I have a feeling you were pre-planning for sickness.

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#49

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it's ava the bus girl
Community Member
2 years ago

Someone's waking up late!

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#50

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Grazina Strolia
Community Member
2 years ago

Like his profile pic!

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#51

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Gayle Bynum Cardosa
Community Member
2 years ago

smooth

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#52

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Alex K
Community Member
2 years ago

what kind of person goes to the movies drunk? (one who is drunk all day?)

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#53

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Just Amiable
Community Member
2 years ago

Omfg this story just reminded me of one of the 1000 ways to die episodes.. There was this woman who purchased a carrot 😬

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#54

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Signe Manat Hansen
Community Member
2 years ago

At least you didn't walk 500 miles

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#55

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dari
Community Member
2 years ago

69 songs, 5 hours

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#56

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Just Amiable
Community Member
2 years ago

In that situation it probably brought back many fun memories for him when he was young, people don't want to think about it, but our elders had just as much fun as we do, and some still do 👍

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#57

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Mariano Ciriaci
Community Member
2 years ago

wait what

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#58

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Sofia Luce
Community Member
2 years ago

EWWWW, that must have been so embarrassing!

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#59

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weatherwitch
Community Member
2 years ago

And your forthcoming promotion is when....? 😄

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#60

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Ruth oro
Community Member
2 years ago

Awww.

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#61

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Pam
Community Member
2 years ago

a few hours!!????

#62

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TrueRavenclaw
Community Member
2 years ago

there must have been a few others that were drunk too then 😂

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#63

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
2 years ago

I understand. There aren't many people called Ryowyo_

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#64

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Caitlin Smith
Community Member
2 years ago

I have done this, on more than one occasion, sober. Minus the exclamation of my wizardly-ness

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#65

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Lisa Shelton
Community Member
2 years ago

Hmmm....Apple is capitalized, so did he throw a piece of fruit at the window or a computer?

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#66

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MauKini
Community Member
2 years ago

I drunk ordered a "revolutionary" potatoe peeler. It skins both: the potatoe and your hands at the same time. Yay!

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#67

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Jill Rhoads
Community Member
2 years ago

Bump-its?

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#68

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Hurrem Haseki
Community Member
2 years ago

This could be me 😂

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#69

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Connie Martin
Community Member
2 years ago

That's some doorman!

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#70

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Caitlin Smith
Community Member
2 years ago

OMG why doesn't this have more points? Hilarious

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#71

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Willem Groenewald
Community Member
2 years ago

Someone tried to play a prank at a party by putting fake poo (coffee and wet toilet paper) on the toilet seat. My now wife was the first to go in. No shreak, no comment when she came out and the toilet was clean. I asked her about it, and she said she thought someone had an accident and she didn't want to make it awkward for them.

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#72

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Char Char
Community Member
2 years ago

don't tell this story EVER again.

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