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Getting drunk and stepping into that party zone is something that many of us have done at least once in our lives. Well, I'm being modest here - some of us do it every weekend. But it is not so hard for drunk people to lose control and cross the border from lubricated to morose, as it happened to the party animals below.

Usually, people try to forget their nights of alcohol abuse, but Jimmy Fallon has asked them to face the shame and share their funny stories. Maybe it was the chance to be featured on the Tonight Show, perhaps the desire to relate to others, but it worked. Fallon's fans quickly started tweeting about the crazy and cringe-worthy things they or their friends have done or written in drunk texts when they've had one shot too many.

From giving taxi drivers a hard time to getting a tattoo and remorseful, though at that time, funny drunk texts, these stories prove that our brains enter auto-pilot mode when our livers are working overtime. Scroll down to check out some of the most embarrassing posts under the #MyDrunkStory hashtag and upvote your most/least favorite ones!

P.S.: We do not advocate hard partying and alcohol abuse. If you or someone you know has a drinking problem, ask for help from professionals!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah... I've apologized to my reflection for bumbing unto it, and then apologised again by saying 'I'm sorry, I thought you were another person'. I was sober.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least drunk you didn't go to the mall and get stuck on a broke escalator. This one guy even kept showing me I could walk up it, but he said I kept crying and screaming for him to come back and rescue me.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

O-O Let's hope he knew that you were drunk. Otherwise he might show up at your door with chocolates and flowers to take you on a date.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

surprised they didn't shave it first, but I guess that's not top of the list of things questionable about this whole thing...

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Gayle Bynum Cardosa
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many female friendships are made in bathrooms in bars across the world? Women have this weird bond don't we? We can just look at each others and grab hands and that's it, we're friends. Guys just can't do that - or can they?

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So close to what hubs did the other night. He managed to turn the fan for the microwave exhaust on, so it sounded like the microwave was on... except he was still trying to get the leftovers out of the bowl. Found him on the floor too. Thank goodness he didn't actually turn on the microwave empty! Not sure how much it likes that.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what kind of person goes to the movies drunk? (one who is drunk all day?)

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omfg this story just reminded me of one of the 1000 ways to die episodes.. There was this woman who purchased a carrot 😬

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In that situation it probably brought back many fun memories for him when he was young, people don't want to think about it, but our elders had just as much fun as we do, and some still do 👍

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Caitlin Smith
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have done this, on more than one occasion, sober. Minus the exclamation of my wizardly-ness

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Lisa Shelton
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmmm....Apple is capitalized, so did he throw a piece of fruit at the window or a computer?

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I drunk ordered a "revolutionary" potatoe peeler. It skins both: the potatoe and your hands at the same time. Yay!

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Willem Groenewald
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone tried to play a prank at a party by putting fake poo (coffee and wet toilet paper) on the toilet seat. My now wife was the first to go in. No shreak, no comment when she came out and the toilet was clean. I asked her about it, and she said she thought someone had an accident and she didn't want to make it awkward for them.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Emotional support and a lift, the complete service!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you try make up a funny story, then realise you've admitted to drink driving while apparently heavily drunk! Aren't you cool...

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So you were driving drunk.... awesome idea, great thinking... idiot.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

David F. Deluca, making himself look like a douche bag for driving fully drunk.

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Om Saif
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And how did the delivery man know what the address was??

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Irene Lundrigan
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dominos keeps electronic records of your phone number that include your address.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even though he was DWI he had a really good idea of following the driver to his house.

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Rebecca Cote
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And how did you order a pizza without telling the driver where you lived...

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Mohd Sharif
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

probably fake but if this this really happened confessing about a DUI on twitter probably not a good idea

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Ben Smith
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You remembered your address but not where it was...and then drove drunk?? I'm sure your mother is proud of the crappy liar you've become

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Curious if there is any websites out there to "undrunk yourself"... now I away... to Google!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of these stories have turned me into my mom... That's so dangerous!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nice person to steal someone's shoes while they are passed out

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whats with all the drunk driving? People seem to think thats funny...???

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i did it sober.. yeap i know, im the worst. idk what i was thinking..

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I spend 20 minutes looking for my phone, when it's in my hand

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