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45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting ‘Destroyed’ In The Comments (New Pics)
As long as people throw around some questionable bits of wisdom like it's no big deal, we have the unofficial karma police, aka ‘murderers by words.’ Except murder by words has nothing to with violence, weapons, or blood, which makes the act inherently peaceful, yet brutally powerful.
It’s because the fight is fueled by words, but not by any words. I mean witty, well-argued, and solid arguments that pierce straight through misinformation, fake news, and any other online BS that's so prominent these days. The targets can be anyone from Covid deniers to anti-vaxers to flat earthers and extreme right Trump supporters who support the Capitol riots or similar bursts of terror. And when the words come back, they do so with double the initial power.
Thanks to the prominent corner of Reddit known as the subreddit “Murdered By Words,” the karma evening selection of putdowns, clapbacks, and counter-arguments are in to show that everything you utter in this world can come back to you. Psst! Part 1 of the post with people who got brutally shut down is available here.
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You Dense Mother ---!
Due For Some Good Luck Eventually
Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is
Previously, comedy writer Ariane Sherine told Bored Panda that when it comes to witty comebacks, they can be both planned and totally spontaneous.
"I've definitely come up with comebacks that are spontaneous. For instance, I told my daughter that if she didn't behave, I'd give her inheritance to a donkey sanctuary. She said, 'You wouldn't,' and I came back, 'You bet your ass!' But though I hadn't used that comeback before, I clearly had knowledge of the pun and might have used something similar in the past."
But not every comeback is equally powerful. The ones that make us thank the lord it’s not us who received them have to be well-timed, super-fast, exceptionally witty, and totally understandable to everyone. If it’s super complicated or said at the wrong time, or worst, in the wrong place, you can get scolded with an agonizing moment of silence.
Dammit George!
Sarah Has Been Reported Dead
Apparently She Was A Raging Dumbass Five Years Ago, Too
I'm very much against violence towards women, but Katie Hopkins might have turned out to be a more worthwhile human being if she'd been punched in the face a little more often for saying things like this.
This Belongs Here
Room Temperature Iq Is My New Favourite Insult
Maybe She's Just Not Getting Any
I Proudly Served In The Gay Wars Of '07
All Of A Sudden “Law & Order” Doesn’t Apply?
I love this chicks reply. This woman was told multiple times to stop or they WILL SHOOT HER!! Just because she was a woman and in the service does not mean she does not need to comply with the law. My niece is retired from the Marines and I would say the exact same thing if she were dumb enough to do what this woman did, thankfully my niece has common sense. It sucks she was killed but she broke into a FEDERAL BUILDING WITH SECRET SERVICE AND POLICE AND MILITARY OFFICERS!!!!
Pray Away The Gay
I guess it will take another 200 years before idiots understand that you can't "pray the gay away." But "therapy camps" are indeed perfect locations for gay people to meet each other. And it's true: Covid deniers often are homophobes, racists, sexists and white supremacists who also believe in practically every conspiracy theory they can find.
Such Delicate Snowflakes
Kindness is the easiest and the hardest quality depending on who has to show it
Cow Goes Moo
if they seriously didnt know only female cows give milk i-. smh
I Think You Will Survive The Vaccine
Nobody knows what's in a hotdog either, but I bet they've eaten one of those.
And Now, For Something Not Involving Politics
Men are afraid of being rejected. Women are afraid of being killed.
Grandmothers Are Overrated
I Love It
'murica, Heck Yeah!
In America, the customer is expected to pay the workers through tips.
Hits It Right On The Nose
The Nerve Of The Man!
I can’t wait for this guys reaction to Trumps biography then. Sure it’ll be written in crayon and printed on orange paper but that s**t will have a million i’s in it because it’ll be all me, me, me.
Who Need Vaccine
The Part About Pilot's Salary Surprised Me
In Luxembourg, teachers and most of state essential workers (bus drivers etc) are paid between 4000 and 7000 euro a month. An it’s formidable
Option 3 could be good if we... I dunno... PAID teachers, emergency service workers, and the like more than F*ckall/hour?
Many teachers and other essential workers have chosen their professions because they consider it a calling and a duty. It is society that decides not to pay them equitably for this work because they are not valued for their work. Meanwhile, if not for them--where would we be in this pandemic? Please note too who populates essential workers--the very people who are not valued in your society.
My mother was a teacher and she was one of the most requested. I think that so many parents wanting their child to be taught by her is the real measure of how successful she was.
This is so sweet...teachers who truly care have such a huge impact on our formative years. I h have a few who I will never forget. Thanks to people like your mom!
Load More Replies...Actually, that logic is the same logic I use to argue for teachers getting raises. College is incredibly expensive so if you are having to pay $400 a month for your student loan bill while making $30k-40k a year then you are in financial hell. Many people who would otherwise love to be a teacher will not be because they can't afford it. Compensate teachers for the amount of money and time they put in for their college education and you will end up with teachers who really want to be there, can stay there, and aren't financially stressed. Nothing kills a good teacher faster than being paid low wages for a hard job. I am not saying you have to be stupid to be a teacher, but I am saying that you have to be willing to sacrifice a lot and the strain of that sacrifice will impact even the most dedicated professional's performance. I picked a career that makes less money because I wanted to help people, but a teacher's salary is so low it is actually financially unstable.
It's always stunning me how shitty the US treats and pays their teachers. It makes absolutely no sense!
Load More Replies...My 57 year old teacher friend was able to retire this year. Dang I should have thought about teaching.
This one hurts my brain... if you don't trust a teacher to teach because of the pay rates you voted on (by voting assholes into political offices), who are you going to trust to do the teaching? And what would you then call them? And how much would you pay them? This is some real broke ass circular logic from the OP.
Teachers are some of the most underappreciated people on Earth. My dad is one, and he teaches 7 high school classes a day, and spends all of his free time grading, talking to other teachers, talking to students, or talking to parents. There are a few rotten ones, but many teachers are completely devoted to their jobs.
I'm a teacher in a Title I school. I workM-F from 7am to 8-10pm. I work Sunday from 10am-8-9pm. My kids are in the third grade. And yet the the majority of my students read at the k1st grade level. I work so hard because I don't want them to be another prison statistic. I work hard because they are smart and so talented. They deserve the opportunity to show the world.
Bill Newsome, I worked this long because unfortunately my students were not successful with the curriculum that was available, it moves to quickly for them and many of them were reading 3 grade levels behind. So, in response to this I created an entirely new curriculum to use during small group. If I look at my work schedule, school ends at 3:30. I eat lunch and take a break from 3:30/4. I work on the necessary things like IEP goals, growth monitoring, and prep for the next day from 4-6. But again, the way our school system functions is not working for my students. So, I take my work home with me to create new things for them. No I don't work slowly. This is my first year as a teacher and I was not content with allowing my kids to flounder. Hopefully moving forward, I can be more efficient and economical with my time, but I did what was necessary.
Load More Replies...Oh, it isn't successful (by monetary standards) so let's not have teachers. Well, here we are sharing teaching duties with a teacher and we are crying like babies because it is too hard. And that is from Covid. Imagine we did not have teachers because they opted to be "successful" and those people have to raise these kids alone and teach everything, including subjects we know nothing of? Pay. Our. Teachers!
Once they get up into the major or Captains seat yes they do. I am working on becoming one and I make more as a full time Dominos driver now then I would starting out on a regional jet, carrying 75 passengers. Starting salary for them is around 25,000.
Load More Replies...So glad the last commenter corrected the who's to whose so I didn't have to. Perhaps the original commenter should have paid more attention to his teachers.
Not all pilot jobs pay terrilbe, it highly depends on the region and seniority. In the US, regional contractors like Skywest, Mesa and Republic generally pay lower mainstream carriers like American or Delta. As you progress though, your pay will start to increase.
Honestly after working hard on two degrees, I considered teaching for about 3 seconds total. After caluating the poor pay, constant struggle between two factions that want to control the educational narrative (that would be called "curriculum"), unions and their politics, and the basic idea that these little kids are just germ spreaders and parents are blamed for everything, it seemed more of a combative atmosphere than what I experienced in the all my time in Afghanistan. The educational system is a mess. Children are the last consideration if they make it that far down their list of objectives. Something has to give.
I am a teacher. I would love to make more money. However, there are A LOT of teachers. Local taxes would have to go way way up to pay for all the increases not to mention the higher amount in pensions, etc. The same USA people saying teachers should make more, probabaly wouldn't welcome the additional burden of the taxes. While I don't like being "underpaid" for the importance of my job, I do understand it.
Since when are pilots underpaid? Sorry but thats still a myth, and there is a good reason that many pilots criticized the strikes.
I had to read it few times back the sentence before I realised he meant "whose"
"success is measured in dollars" is one of the worst way to think of American people IMHO
Not to be a d**k, but police are far from underpaid. They get discounts everywhere, their pension accrues faster than all other government employees so they can retire 5 years earlier, they get paid just as much as professionals but most departments don't require a college education; and, there are many opportunities for overtime pay and side gigs. Cops are not underpaid. I get it, you have a risk of being shot at, but that is the career you chose and they receive extensive training for that exact situation.
The scandi's have this the right way round. Teachers are one of the highest echelons of society and are held to VERY high standards.
A Captain at American Airlines at the max pay scale can earn up to $400k a year. Yea, I wouldn't put Pilots in a list of underpaid profession.
That's the max, after decades of flying. You have to start out with flying for a regional airline for years before any of the major airlines will (maybe) hire you. Those jobs start out as low as $20k. So yes, it absolutely can be an underpaid profession.
Load More Replies...Do Some Research Before Spouting Nonsense
Murdered By The Movement They Were So Eager To Have
It's Simple Logic, And Therefore Completely Unfathomable
Found In The Window Of My Very Small, Very Red, Upstate NY Town Hardware Store
He Is Right!
I Wonder If Op Ever Saw That, But Nevertheless
the fact that the dude has 6.9k upvotes but the person who clapped-back only has 1.1k upvotes is very sad.
Millennials Are Killing The... Baby Industry
Better Hope His House Doesn't Catch On Fire!
They're Complaining About The Wrong Type Of Female Armour
This was probably the stupidest complaint about Star Wars I’ve seen, and that’s saying a lot
Mbw And Accurate ! 1 - 0
How The Turns Have Tabled. Trumper (Red) Gets "Triggered" And Blindly Defends Ashli Babbit
She is absolutely a terrorist. And a douchebag. And now she’s dead. Stupid is as stupid does.
1) Open Mouth 2) Insert Foot 3) ??? 4) Profit!
Red Is An Investor Who Keeps A Doctor On Staff, So You Know He Knows What He's Talking About
Seriously, people should wear masks at flu season. I’ve never been so healthy as I was the last year. When I get sick it can drag out for months (I’m not exactly healthy) and I have disabled friends who could die from a cold. If anything, Corona proved that we should keep in wearing masks and washing our hands, even after it’s over
Oh Boy, Alanah Pearce Didn't Hold Back
Ben Franklin Was A Smart Fella
World population 1820 around 1 billion, 2020 nearly 8 billions. Partly thanks to vaccines.
I'm Betting Corgis Taste Like Chicken
Just Wow
It's My God-Given Right To Spit On Other People
Be gentle. You can't expect a person such as this, to strain the few brain cells they actually possess by thinking, do you?
Chinese Government Celebrates Their Human Rights Accomplishments
👉 The entire f*cking west of China is a political mess. (edit)👉Just look at Chinese Traditional Medicine for ONE second.
Wth Are Light Language And Sacred Geometry?
How Much Could A Private Island Cost, $10?
These people only thrive because other people give them the power. Take that away and they have nothing to offer to society
Lions Don’t Wear Masks
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What about LisaGaming. LisaGaming destroyed peoples Bloxburg houses and recorded it to YouTube. The First time she covered up her username but the second time she forgot to and got banned from Bloxburg forever and what about ThatVeganTeacher who has done to many bad things to name here and now for the passed few months she has gotten dragged by both YouTube and TikTok their are YouTube Channels dedicated to making fun of ThatVeganTeacher this list should be more inclusive to non normie and let us add stuff. By the time I made this ThatVeganTeacher is still both YouTube and TikToks punching bag and she deserves it.
What about LisaGaming. LisaGaming destroyed peoples Bloxburg houses and recorded it to YouTube. The First time she covered up her username but the second time she forgot to and got banned from Bloxburg forever and what about ThatVeganTeacher who has done to many bad things to name here and now for the passed few months she has gotten dragged by both YouTube and TikTok their are YouTube Channels dedicated to making fun of ThatVeganTeacher this list should be more inclusive to non normie and let us add stuff. By the time I made this ThatVeganTeacher is still both YouTube and TikToks punching bag and she deserves it.