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As long as people throw around some questionable bits of wisdom like it's no big deal, we have the unofficial karma police, aka ‘murderers by words.’ Except murder by words has nothing to with violence, weapons, or blood, which makes the act inherently peaceful, yet brutally powerful.

It’s because the fight is fueled by words, but not by any words. I mean witty, well-argued, and solid arguments that pierce straight through misinformation, fake news, and any other online BS that's so prominent these days. The targets can be anyone from Covid deniers to anti-vaxers to flat earthers and extreme right Trump supporters who support the Capitol riots or similar bursts of terror. And when the words come back, they do so with double the initial power.

Thanks to the prominent corner of Reddit known as the subreddit “Murdered By Words,” the karma evening selection of putdowns, clapbacks, and counter-arguments are in to show that everything you utter in this world can come back to you. Psst! Part 1 of the post with people who got brutally shut down is available here.

#1

You Dense Mother ---!

You Dense Mother ---!

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Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is

Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is

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Previously, comedy writer Ariane Sherine told Bored Panda that when it comes to witty comebacks, they can be both planned and totally spontaneous.

"I've definitely come up with comebacks that are spontaneous. For instance, I told my daughter that if she didn't behave, I'd give her inheritance to a donkey sanctuary. She said, 'You wouldn't,' and I came back, 'You bet your ass!' But though I hadn't used that comeback before, I clearly had knowledge of the pun and might have used something similar in the past."

But not every comeback is equally powerful. The ones that make us thank the lord it’s not us who received them have to be well-timed, super-fast, exceptionally witty, and totally understandable to everyone. If it’s super complicated or said at the wrong time, or worst, in the wrong place, you can get scolded with an agonizing moment of silence.

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Dammit George!

Dammit George!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How unusual to actually respect people outside of your own household...?!?!

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Apparently She Was A Raging Dumbass Five Years Ago, Too

Apparently She Was A Raging Dumbass Five Years Ago, Too

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Ray Martin
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm very much against violence towards women, but Katie Hopkins might have turned out to be a more worthwhile human being if she'd been punched in the face a little more often for saying things like this.

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Room Temperature Iq Is My New Favourite Insult

Room Temperature Iq Is My New Favourite Insult

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#9

Maybe She's Just Not Getting Any

Maybe She's Just Not Getting Any

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#10

I Proudly Served In The Gay Wars Of '07

I Proudly Served In The Gay Wars Of '07

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Bacony Cakes
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They Bedazzled everything. They Bedazzled my car and my dog... They even took my Elvis CD and replaced it with David Bowie. The Gaystapo took my wife to Kaspa's Icecream Parlour and read Sappho to her. I will never forget the screams. Not sure why there were screams, though.

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PristineMisty
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agh, the days when I had to knit thousands of tiny sweaters...I pray my children are gay so they don't have to go through these horrors...

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Hooked
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes I regret not being on Twitter. This is Gold (glitter)

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Sasha Kuleshov
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I still have flashbacks of those gruesome battles, the glitter cannons still ring in my mind ._.

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TruthMonsterHunter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can still feel the pain of when I was shot during the bloody Glitter War.

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Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Watch out about those glitter mines. Elon Musk will come along and call everyone a pedo, esp because he is transphobic.

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Periwinkle
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was also a slave in those days.. Hard work, my best friends died in the war of the feather boa bay. I had some experiences myself on the runway roads and the high heel highway. If I ever have children I only hope they are gay, for the best life.

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Eggplanto
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

idk why people hat LGBTQ stuff. I personally find that offending as i am a blend of bi or asexual and i *i am kinda weird* absolutely LOVE BL comics and stuff like that. stop hating, people! we need some p o s i t i v i t y

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Sasy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Glitter Mines" is the sequel name of which popular movie franchise? 1. Indiana Jones and the .... 2. Pirates of the ... 3. Harry Potter and the .... 4. Magic Mike

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Chimmels
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They made us go to the church of gay at 8:00 every Tuesday

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Thomas Turnbull
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those dam glitter mines where everyware. Mariah Carey took most of the stock though.

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TexasWoman
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ain’t nothing wrong with being gay or straight, people. Doesn’t do any harm either way!

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Steve Cruz
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those were the days: recruiting hot gay troops and giving shoulder massages and gourmet quiche bites to THE MIGHTY Dyke Defenders, the true SHEroes of the gay wars.

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pusheen buttercup
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can I go to the gay knitting circle? That would be the most fun I've had all year!

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David Retsler
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I laughed my ass off at Portends Rain's comment. That's 24k gold.

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Remember when Democrats plunged the US into a horrible war so they could keep slaves? Started the KKK? Took up lynching? Passed segregation? Made sure blacks couldn't vote?

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All Of A Sudden “Law & Order” Doesn’t Apply?

All Of A Sudden “Law & Order” Doesn’t Apply?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this chicks reply. This woman was told multiple times to stop or they WILL SHOOT HER!! Just because she was a woman and in the service does not mean she does not need to comply with the law. My niece is retired from the Marines and I would say the exact same thing if she were dumb enough to do what this woman did, thankfully my niece has common sense. It sucks she was killed but she broke into a FEDERAL BUILDING WITH SECRET SERVICE AND POLICE AND MILITARY OFFICERS!!!!

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Pray Away The Gay

Pray Away The Gay

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess it will take another 200 years before idiots understand that you can't "pray the gay away." But "therapy camps" are indeed perfect locations for gay people to meet each other. And it's true: Covid deniers often are homophobes, racists, sexists and white supremacists who also believe in practically every conspiracy theory they can find.

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Such Delicate Snowflakes

Such Delicate Snowflakes

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kindness is the easiest and the hardest quality depending on who has to show it

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#15

I Think You Will Survive The Vaccine

I Think You Will Survive The Vaccine

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Raven Sheridan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody knows what's in a hotdog either, but I bet they've eaten one of those.

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#16

And Now, For Something Not Involving Politics

And Now, For Something Not Involving Politics

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#19

'murica, Heck Yeah!

'murica, Heck Yeah!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In America, the customer is expected to pay the workers through tips.

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Hits It Right On The Nose

Hits It Right On The Nose

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Morons! Why hide the name? They have put it on a public forum. Everyone should who the person is.

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The Nerve Of The Man!

The Nerve Of The Man!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can’t wait for this guys reaction to Trumps biography then. Sure it’ll be written in crayon and printed on orange paper but that s**t will have a million i’s in it because it’ll be all me, me, me.

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#22

Who Need Vaccine

Who Need Vaccine

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've said this before but I guess I'll say it again: No thanks, I don't need birth control cause I'm not pregnant.

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#23

The Part About Pilot's Salary Surprised Me

The Part About Pilot's Salary Surprised Me

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Naima Ebiche
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Luxembourg, teachers and most of state essential workers (bus drivers etc) are paid between 4000 and 7000 euro a month. An it’s formidable

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#25

Murdered By The Movement They Were So Eager To Have

Murdered By The Movement They Were So Eager To Have

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#26

It's Simple Logic, And Therefore Completely Unfathomable

It's Simple Logic, And Therefore Completely Unfathomable

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#27

Found In The Window Of My Very Small, Very Red, Upstate NY Town Hardware Store

Found In The Window Of My Very Small, Very Red, Upstate NY Town Hardware Store

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#29

I Wonder If Op Ever Saw That, But Nevertheless

I Wonder If Op Ever Saw That, But Nevertheless

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the fact that the dude has 6.9k upvotes but the person who clapped-back only has 1.1k upvotes is very sad.

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#30

Millennials Are Killing The... Baby Industry

Millennials Are Killing The... Baby Industry

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#31

Better Hope His House Doesn't Catch On Fire!

Better Hope His House Doesn't Catch On Fire!

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Marie
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, I wouldn't have been surprised if the firefighters sent a bill in the US...

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#32

They're Complaining About The Wrong Type Of Female Armour

They're Complaining About The Wrong Type Of Female Armour

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Jibek Mechler
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was probably the stupidest complaint about Star Wars I’ve seen, and that’s saying a lot

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#34

How The Turns Have Tabled. Trumper (Red) Gets "Triggered" And Blindly Defends Ashli Babbit

How The Turns Have Tabled. Trumper (Red) Gets "Triggered" And Blindly Defends Ashli Babbit

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Rabbit Carrot
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She is absolutely a terrorist. And a douchebag. And now she’s dead. Stupid is as stupid does.

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#35

1) Open Mouth 2) Insert Foot 3) ??? 4) Profit!

1) Open Mouth 2) Insert Foot 3) ??? 4) Profit!

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#36

Red Is An Investor Who Keeps A Doctor On Staff, So You Know He Knows What He's Talking About

Red Is An Investor Who Keeps A Doctor On Staff, So You Know He Knows What He's Talking About

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Jibek Mechler
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously, people should wear masks at flu season. I’ve never been so healthy as I was the last year. When I get sick it can drag out for months (I’m not exactly healthy) and I have disabled friends who could die from a cold. If anything, Corona proved that we should keep in wearing masks and washing our hands, even after it’s over

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#37

Oh Boy, Alanah Pearce Didn't Hold Back

Oh Boy, Alanah Pearce Didn't Hold Back

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#38

Ben Franklin Was A Smart Fella

Ben Franklin Was A Smart Fella

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

World population 1820 around 1 billion, 2020 nearly 8 billions. Partly thanks to vaccines.

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#39

I'm Betting Corgis Taste Like Chicken

I'm Betting Corgis Taste Like Chicken

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why shouldn't we pay people to exist? None of chose to exist, we were all forced into life whether we wanted it or not if you really think about it.

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#41

It's My God-Given Right To Spit On Other People

It's My God-Given Right To Spit On Other People

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Raven Sheridan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Be gentle. You can't expect a person such as this, to strain the few brain cells they actually possess by thinking, do you?

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#42

Chinese Government Celebrates Their Human Rights Accomplishments

Chinese Government Celebrates Their Human Rights Accomplishments

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

👉 The entire f*cking west of China is a political mess. (edit)👉Just look at Chinese Traditional Medicine for ONE second.

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#43

Wth Are Light Language And Sacred Geometry?

Wth Are Light Language And Sacred Geometry?

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#44

How Much Could A Private Island Cost, $10?

How Much Could A Private Island Cost, $10?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These people only thrive because other people give them the power. Take that away and they have nothing to offer to society

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#46

Conspiracy Theorist Shutdown

Conspiracy Theorist Shutdown

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#47

He's Not Wrong You Know

He's Not Wrong You Know

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#48

Then Why Get A Dog?

Then Why Get A Dog?

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#49

I Do Like My Gummy Bears Doe

I Do Like My Gummy Bears Doe

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Raven Sheridan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's okay, those women have their essential oils and healing crystals to protect them.

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#50

Well, Yes, But Not Really, No

Well, Yes, But Not Really, No

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s sad people think the only reason people join the military is to pay off debts. Some do true, but a lot of others don’t.

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#51

Finding Good Burns On Twitter Is The Only Reason I'm There

Finding Good Burns On Twitter Is The Only Reason I'm There

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#52

An Extra Large Serving Of Reality

An Extra Large Serving Of Reality

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#53

When Military Is More Important Than Health Care

When Military Is More Important Than Health Care

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The USA is paying a lot of money for their military inorder to protect themselves from themselves. They go out start something and when people fight back, they want to call it terrorism. They have killed so many civillians around the world because they didn't like how other countries run their own countries.

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#54

Under A Post About A Woman Finding Her Cat Alive 16 Days After A Tornado

Under A Post About A Woman Finding Her Cat Alive 16 Days After A Tornado

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#56

You Are A Lesser Human Being And Deserve To Suffer

You Are A Lesser Human Being And Deserve To Suffer

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#57

I Posted It On Facepalm And People Said It Should Be Here Too

I Posted It On Facepalm And People Said It Should Be Here Too

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#58

A Guy Working In A Garage Makes Fun Of A Hardworking Nurse

A Guy Working In A Garage Makes Fun Of A Hardworking Nurse

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Regardless of how tired and weary you look and feel all health workers a beautiful and none have glowed even more during the pandemic. Hopefully, this vaccine will see an end to the strain and you can all get some well earned rest.

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#59

Seriously, Just Stop

Seriously, Just Stop

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Vicky Zar
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If this was real: shouldn't a 6yo know what a penis is? My son (5) and daughter (2) know both genders since forever.

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Reverse Card

Reverse Card

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#62

If You Want To Tell Someone What They Can Draw, Pay Them First

If You Want To Tell Someone What They Can Draw, Pay Them First

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What? I can just decide to not be gay? It was just as simple all along, while my parents disowned me and my classmates raped and bullied me in high school? Stupid me!

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#63

Why Can't People Just Enjoy The Holidays?

Why Can't People Just Enjoy The Holidays?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of my old team members at work was a devout Muslim and didn't celebrate Christmas, he still said merry christmas to people.

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#64

Yes, Sit Down, Please

Yes, Sit Down, Please

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just leave nurses and doctors alone right now they don't have the energy to deal with you shithead

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#65

It's A Valid Question, Dave

It's A Valid Question, Dave

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dave would still deny Covid if all his family died because of it. To him, it would be a government plot where everyone was told they had died of Covid, but in reality they all died because of heartfailure or something else.

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#66

One Day They'll Understand That Support For The State And Revolutionary Politics Are Not Congruent Ideologies

One Day They'll Understand That Support For The State And Revolutionary Politics Are Not Congruent Ideologies

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And also a strong contestant for a Darwin Award. Ever tried pulling a gun on police officer? Of course you haven't, that's why you are alive and reading this.

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#67

Yeah, But, Not When We Do It!

Yeah, But, Not When We Do It!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wonder if Matt Walsh also feels Trader Joe's discriminates against him if he is asked to wear a mask...

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#68

I Live In Us, Explains A Lot Though

I Live In Us, Explains A Lot Though

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Raven Sheridan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I doubt he'll have to force her to get a divorce. She's probably already on the phone to her lawyer.

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#69

Bhutan's Forest Should Not Be Just Standing There

Bhutan's Forest Should Not Be Just Standing There

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#70

Vice And Some Guy In The Comments Both Get Their Nonsense Called Out By A Psychologist

Vice And Some Guy In The Comments Both Get Their Nonsense Called Out By A Psychologist

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a 45yr old woman who has struggled with ADHD my entire life and was put on Adderall I can say it has saved my life. This will act as a hyper stimulant if you do not actually have ADHD and regulate you if you do. This is why people get all hyped up when they are on it because it can't properly do the job it was made for. I for one am all for putting someone on it if they are properly diagnosed with ADHD.

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Hit Him With The Aluminum Foil!

Hit Him With The Aluminum Foil!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah but if he takes his meds then the reptilians will show elon musk their new mixtape and then do a gay pride parade at the pentagon and we can't have that /s

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Murdered By Math

Murdered By Math

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's quite amazing how Trump fans always find ways to play down their and Trump's atrocities. How they have no problem to twist facts and even totally deny what their Führer said barely one minute ago. " Trump: "Democrats want anarchy, they really do, and they don't know who they're playing with, folks. " His fans: "He didn't say that, It was a joke, it was sarcasm, he didn't mean it."

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#73

Imagine Wanting To Bring Race Into A Children’s Game

Imagine Wanting To Bring Race Into A Children’s Game

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Allan Breum
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Soooo, the person is trying to limit access to specific content based on the user's race..? Sounds an awful lot like racism to me...

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#74

On A R/Niceguys Post

On A R/Niceguys Post

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Bacony Cakes
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's like what scarecrows do, but for women and it actually works. Coincidentally, there is a large congregation of women in the middle of the Indian Ocean.

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#75

West Virginia University Addressing Real Campus Issues

West Virginia University Addressing Real Campus Issues

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Marianne
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My automatic conclusion was that these trees were unsteady/rotten and were a threat of falling on buildings, which makes logging them for security reasons totally reasonable.

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Cringe Old Guy Comments On Teen Girls Instagram

Cringe Old Guy Comments On Teen Girls Instagram

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Batman's Parents Have Been Killed More Than Those Murdered On This Sub

Batman's Parents Have Been Killed More Than Those Murdered On This Sub

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Linus Nilsson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But still, I wouldn't want to play all the Metal Gear games just to understand the last one. ok, bad example, that series does not make any sense anyway.

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Chipping In To Say Stupid Things

Chipping In To Say Stupid Things

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Do I Need To Obscure The Names/Accounts Of Public Figures?

Do I Need To Obscure The Names/Accounts Of Public Figures?

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The saddest part of this is that a lot of families in the US do not have the money to pay for groceries to cook a decent healthy meal, but HAVE to use fastfood to feed the family.

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See, His Mistake Was In Trying To Reason With Her

See, His Mistake Was In Trying To Reason With Her

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Danny Bai
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just read "Wonder". The part where Olivia explains why August has a craniofacial abnormality is because of genetics.

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Found The Murder Weapon

Found The Murder Weapon

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Kiwii Stone
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn't this a British cop? Where we don't have easy access to firearms ... swords would be a potential murder weapon

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He Took Out 5 People With 1 Word

He Took Out 5 People With 1 Word

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Steve R
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At a time when American TV news was failing to properly cover the awful work of Trump and his cronies, the coverage provided by Colbert and Myers was outstanding. Kimmel too. Fallon... not so much. And Corden? The worst thing the UK has given the US since smallpox.

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Ukraine Spitting Straight Fire

Ukraine Spitting Straight Fire

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Vicky Zar
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Borscht is not Ukranien though. It is slavic, or European, if you want. It is a dish known in Russia, Ukraine, Poland, Belarus snd Gslicia.

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Grandma With The Savage Comeback!

Grandma With The Savage Comeback!

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zims
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's missing her reply, but it was something along the lines of "Great idea, you can serve it at my funeral."

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Nice Stops When Your Actions Hurt Other People

Nice Stops When Your Actions Hurt Other People

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Conrad Strucker
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know how I feel here. People should absolutely feel comfortable in their bodies as long as they are happy and healthy, but it is true that obesity is a health issue, especially in America.

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