Everyone knows that dads are funny, hence the dad jokes, but moms get an entirely different adjective attached to their title. So if dads are hilarious, the mothers are often called savage.
Though commonly the word savage is used to describe someone wild or ill-mannered, it gets a slightly different meaning when talking about moms. With child-bearers, this word means that they are ferocious, smart as whips, and have their own kind of understanding about how funny people should act. These seriously funny moms are never short of savage roasts, served readily at every possible occasion. Though let's admit, it is not always intentional, but even when defeated, moms deliver some hilariously funny fails.
This list, compiled by Bored Panda, celebrates the savageness of moms, shining the best light on the matrons of every family. People are sharing the times they got burned by their sassy mothers or experienced a mom-ly parenting fail; these ladies take no prisoners, and she ain't got no time for your stupid pokemon! Scroll down below to check the ingenious moms and the funny photos accompanying them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your faves!
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Cause "Ain't Nobody Help"
Savage Mom
My Mom, Ladies And Gentlemen
Savage Mom
Savage Level Over 9000
Madlads Parents
Best Mom Ever
In a strange way this is true. If unvaccinated you might die from something trivial like the measels, but with vaccines you might actually survive, and reach adulthood.
Savage Mom
Mom Roast
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Savage Mom
Oh well...F*** it, they're part of the exhibit now. C'mon honey. Let's get started on their replacements.
Savage Mom
I thought that kind of "mum, mum, mum" was reserved for young kids. Now I realised it seems it will never end :'(
Mom Is Savage AF
Savage Mom
Hallowe'en for kids - "My costume has to be cool." Hallowe'en for club 18-30 - "My costume has to be sexy." Hallowe'en for 30-45 - "You said I should dress up so it doesn't look weird when I take the kids trick-or-treating. You didn't say anything about not being allowed to wear glasses and a turtleneck, and go as Steve Jobs." "That's how you always dress, Darren."
Deactivating
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Savage Mom
Savage Mom
When Your Mom Roasts You
Damn Mom Chill
Thanks Mom
My Sister Lost Her Phone At A Bar. This Is What My Mom Sent Her When She Asked For A Replacement
if shes old enough to (legally) go to a bar,she has money to get a new phone,she is 21+,mom won't be around forever Edit:Okay if she is in collage,she would have some money set aside,I get collage is a lot of money,but going to a bar proves she has extra money,If it was in a place people go to everyday(walmart,for example) my phone doesn't have a password but my contact for my family and some of my friends has numbers,emails and addresses and depending when this happened you can do "find my phone" unless it was turned off and you could check the bar
Excuuuuuse Me
Roast Of The Year
Savage Mom
I'm the only one who doesn't find those "find-a-girlfriend" jokes funny? I understand that parents want us to have great personal life but having gf/bf really isn't the most important thing in life. You can feel satisfied and happy without being in a relationship. There are other ways to be happy. (And no, I don't say this because I'm lonely and bitter - I have a boyfriend but having him isn't a whole point of my life.)
Savage Mom
Girl Says She Hasn’t Had A Day Off In Weeks, Her Own Mom Calls Her Out For Just Taking A Week Long Trip To Disney World
Mom Is A Savage
Savage Mom
Savage Mom
They're not gonna use it for the reason you think they're going to use it for ;)
Apparently My Mom Isn't Excited That I'm Alive
Savage Mom
She Schedules Out My Life And I'm Totally Ok With It
That Moment When Your Mom Is Savage
These mums aren't savage. They're a******s. Why would they speak to their own child like that?
Some moms and their kids are close enough to talk to each other using "insults" just because it´s funny, they dont mean it =)
Load More Replies... These mums aren't savage. They're a******s. Why would they speak to their own child like that?
Some moms and their kids are close enough to talk to each other using "insults" just because it´s funny, they dont mean it =)
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