Everyone knows that dads are funny, hence the dad jokes, but moms get an entirely different adjective attached to their title. So if dads are hilarious, the mothers are often called savage.
Though commonly the word savage is used to describe someone wild or ill-mannered, it gets a slightly different meaning when talking about moms. With child-bearers, this word means that they are ferocious, smart as whips, and have their own kind of understanding about how funny people should act. These seriously funny moms are never short of savage roasts, served readily at every possible occasion. Though let's admit, it is not always intentional, but even when defeated, moms deliver some hilariously funny fails.
This list, compiled by Bored Panda, celebrates the savageness of moms, shining the best light on the matrons of every family. People are sharing the times they got burned by their sassy mothers or experienced a mom-ly parenting fail; these ladies take no prisoners, and she ain't got no time for your stupid pokemon! Scroll down below to check the ingenious moms and the funny photos accompanying them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your faves!
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Cause "Ain't Nobody Help"
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My Mom, Ladies And Gentlemen
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Savage Level Over 9000
Madlads Parents
Best Mom Ever
In a strange way this is true. If unvaccinated you might die from something trivial like the measels, but with vaccines you might actually survive, and reach adulthood.
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Mom Roast
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Oh well...F*** it, they're part of the exhibit now. C'mon honey. Let's get started on their replacements.
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I thought that kind of "mum, mum, mum" was reserved for young kids. Now I realised it seems it will never end :'(
Mom Is Savage AF
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Hallowe'en for kids - "My costume has to be cool." Hallowe'en for club 18-30 - "My costume has to be sexy." Hallowe'en for 30-45 - "You said I should dress up so it doesn't look weird when I take the kids trick-or-treating. You didn't say anything about not being allowed to wear glasses and a turtleneck, and go as Steve Jobs." "That's how you always dress, Darren."
Deactivating
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Seriously, I wouldn't be buying the little jerk anything. He can buy his own products if that's how he wants to be.
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Every year i find something Justin Bieber to put in my 28 year old sons stocking.
If my kids ever talked to me like that, they will be out of our family book..
The only thing he would get from me is his a*s up between his shoulders.
You got what you asked for; Isn't that what all spoilt brats like you want??
you said it could be Hanna Montanna for all you cared do you got what ya wished for
next time be specific. do some research or something. this is your fault bro, not mama's.
if i'm the kid and i said all that, then received that hannah montana brand literally. i'll be laughing my a*s off, not complaining everywhere
All of you with your panties in a wad....it's called HUMOR. He and his mother enjoy it, he evidently learned at the feet of a master.
Not so smart a*s after all. If you grow up in a smart a*s family you know exactly what brand you'll be getting.
Facewash? Wtf.. I use just soap. And I am a woman! Jeez people are really wasting money and everything on a useless things :D
I know, right? Since when do guys use a separate soap just for the face? I thought they just washed everything at once in the shower?
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He asked for Hanna Montana. He got Hanna Montana. Why is he mad?
Ignorant a*****e,,his mum should’ve rammed it down his silky throat,,infantile jerk
Sulky not silky,, nothing silky,,nice,,,would come outta that mouth unless he was on the scrounge from his mum. More fool her for taking his c**p,,big n ugly enough to be making his own way
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I read that guys whole post with Napoleon Dynamite's voice because THAT is how I think he talks.
When Your Mom Roasts You
Damn Mom Chill
Thanks Mom
My Sister Lost Her Phone At A Bar. This Is What My Mom Sent Her When She Asked For A Replacement
if shes old enough to (legally) go to a bar,she has money to get a new phone,she is 21+,mom won't be around forever Edit:Okay if she is in collage,she would have some money set aside,I get collage is a lot of money,but going to a bar proves she has extra money,If it was in a place people go to everyday(walmart,for example) my phone doesn't have a password but my contact for my family and some of my friends has numbers,emails and addresses and depending when this happened you can do "find my phone" unless it was turned off and you could check the bar
Excuuuuuse Me
Roast Of The Year
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I'm the only one who doesn't find those "find-a-girlfriend" jokes funny? I understand that parents want us to have great personal life but having gf/bf really isn't the most important thing in life. You can feel satisfied and happy without being in a relationship. There are other ways to be happy. (And no, I don't say this because I'm lonely and bitter - I have a boyfriend but having him isn't a whole point of my life.)
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Girl Says She Hasn’t Had A Day Off In Weeks, Her Own Mom Calls Her Out For Just Taking A Week Long Trip To Disney World
Mom Is A Savage
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They're not gonna use it for the reason you think they're going to use it for ;)
Apparently My Mom Isn't Excited That I'm Alive
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She Schedules Out My Life And I'm Totally Ok With It
That Moment When Your Mom Is Savage
These mums aren't savage. They're a******s. Why would they speak to their own child like that?
Some moms and their kids are close enough to talk to each other using "insults" just because it´s funny, they dont mean it =)
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I've never laughed so much as I did reading this post!!! Gotta read these to my mom!!! An 85 year old badass herself!!!
Mothers and kids please think very well about what you want to say to each other,even as a joke.My Mom and sisters used to roast each other and was a lot of fun,kind of 'our thing'. One day my Mom confessed that when sometimes she felt a bit down, all the things we told her as a joke came to her mind having negative effect and I felt exactly the same way. I know my English it's not perfect but hope I made myself clear. Lots of love 💚
my mom told a sister "best part of you ran down your daddys leg" SHUT her up
I just turned 30 and my mom asked me if I had considered freezing my eggs! She also recommended I start using wrinkle cream on my "aging skin". True or not, it felt pretty savage.
Mom is right. I'm 73 and can pass for late 50s. I have been using wrinkle cream since my 30s. DO IT!
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When my dog was alive, i hung him once before a store, cause i wanted to buy a roll fast. When i came out, my dog was gone. FML i never had this panic again. Since i didnt have a phone, i went everywhere to find him. My thought: s**t wheres my dog + s**t how do i tell my parents ?? I never felt this shady again. When i came home, my dog barked to say hello -.- mum meant: you know that we eat now and that i told you, to not eat before. Thanks mum ...
I dont want kids. But this is a good enough reason to want them now!
The best thing about having a savage mom is then you don't have to feel guilty about moving out and getting your job and being on your own and conveniently forgetting her birthday. The worst thing about having a savage mom is you'll probably be just as mean to your own offspring.
These mums aren't savage. They're a******s. Why would they speak to their own child like that?
Some moms and their kids are close enough to talk to each other using "insults" just because it´s funny, they dont mean it =)
Load More Replies... I've never laughed so much as I did reading this post!!! Gotta read these to my mom!!! An 85 year old badass herself!!!
Mothers and kids please think very well about what you want to say to each other,even as a joke.My Mom and sisters used to roast each other and was a lot of fun,kind of 'our thing'. One day my Mom confessed that when sometimes she felt a bit down, all the things we told her as a joke came to her mind having negative effect and I felt exactly the same way. I know my English it's not perfect but hope I made myself clear. Lots of love 💚
my mom told a sister "best part of you ran down your daddys leg" SHUT her up
I just turned 30 and my mom asked me if I had considered freezing my eggs! She also recommended I start using wrinkle cream on my "aging skin". True or not, it felt pretty savage.
Mom is right. I'm 73 and can pass for late 50s. I have been using wrinkle cream since my 30s. DO IT!
Load More Replies... When my dog was alive, i hung him once before a store, cause i wanted to buy a roll fast. When i came out, my dog was gone. FML i never had this panic again. Since i didnt have a phone, i went everywhere to find him. My thought: s**t wheres my dog + s**t how do i tell my parents ?? I never felt this shady again. When i came home, my dog barked to say hello -.- mum meant: you know that we eat now and that i told you, to not eat before. Thanks mum ...
I dont want kids. But this is a good enough reason to want them now!
The best thing about having a savage mom is then you don't have to feel guilty about moving out and getting your job and being on your own and conveniently forgetting her birthday. The worst thing about having a savage mom is you'll probably be just as mean to your own offspring.
