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Everyone knows that dads are funny, hence the dad jokes, but moms get an entirely different adjective attached to their title. So if dads are hilarious, the mothers are often called savage.

Though commonly the word savage is used to describe someone wild or ill-mannered, it gets a slightly different meaning when talking about moms. With child-bearers, this word means that they are ferocious, smart as whips, and have their own kind of understanding about how funny people should act. These seriously funny moms are never short of savage roasts, served readily at every possible occasion. Though let's admit, it is not always intentional, but even when defeated, moms deliver some hilariously funny fails.

This list, compiled by Bored Panda, celebrates the savageness of moms, shining the best light on the matrons of every family. People are sharing the times they got burned by their sassy mothers or experienced a mom-ly parenting fail; these ladies take no prisoners, and she ain't got no time for your stupid pokemon! Scroll down below to check the ingenious moms and the funny photos accompanying them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your faves!

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Savage Mom

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Janine B.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Such a beautiful picture. They all look so happy. :)))

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Sage Jay
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My friend was born in the US but is Filipino, she lived in the Philippines ages 2-14. People tell her to 'go back to Mexico' and she just laughs.

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Enuya
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your mom is wise woman, she has a sense of humor even while facing sad things. I believe these comments about you must broke her heart, still she found something funny about them. Incredible!

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Maureen Tracey
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's amazing how openly rude Americans have become! The racist, bigoted, ignorant fools don't deserve the time of day! LOVE YOUR MOM!! She's GREAT!!! :)

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Den Star
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sikhs are so awesome. I love them! Best American citizens ever too.

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Thomas Kowalski
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mama, you are beautiful, thank you for bringing your family, culture, and beliefs to the USA Peace be with you. Tom Kowalski

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Chris Pitch
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't believe that people are allowed to antagonize online. Seriously

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Bob Beltcher
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

5 reasons to move back to Texas: Whataburger, HEB, Torchy's Tacos, Astros, it's the only state that is allowed to fly it's flag as high as the American flag - look it up.

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Wiggity
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't think of a more pleasant group of people I have encountered than the Sikh family that lived across the street from me in San Antonio. And I don't know if humor is a large part of that culture, but all of them were some funny mofos.

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Alice Rings
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My friend loves basketball. Plus, your mom is so cool for loving ball! #CoolMom

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Freya the Wanderer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A brilliant comeback! Some foreign-looking people were in fact born here.

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jknbt jknbt
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your people look like high class/investor class people....immigrants & immigrant money built the state to the level of prosperity it is SO COME!

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jknbt jknbt
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

most diverse state in the union, I live in the most diverse city in the country, Houston, & want to say, YES, YOU ARE WELCOME HERE, COME BACK, WE NEED YOU...PLEASE, SOON!

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Being_Cori
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5 years ago

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i dont get it - the women are dressed up well, [nothing Indian about the way of dressing] the men yes they are wearing their turbans - BUT what issues is it causing someone else ? - can the racist not see match their face to an ID card ? [an issue i can see happening if a woman is wearing a full head scarf which covers the face] decent & modest clothing on all of them ! that all that matters to me - and yes, hats off to your mom !!

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Uchman
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What are you on about? Getting racist comments to "go back where you came from" has nothing to do with how you dress!

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Cause "Ain't Nobody Help"

Cause "Ain't Nobody Help"

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Lola
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahaha this is my favorite!!! Good for her.

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My Mom, Ladies And Gentlemen

My Mom, Ladies And Gentlemen

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Savage Level Over 9000

Savage Level Over 9000

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Best Mom Ever

Best Mom Ever

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Christophe Beunens
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In a strange way this is true. If unvaccinated you might die from something trivial like the measels, but with vaccines you might actually survive, and reach adulthood.

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Mom Roast

Mom Roast

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Selene
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am ashamed to say it took me 3 seconds to read that the "right wy"

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Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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Carol Emory
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh well...F*** it, they're part of the exhibit now. C'mon honey. Let's get started on their replacements.

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Savage Mom

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Zenozenobee
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought that kind of "mum, mum, mum" was reserved for young kids. Now I realised it seems it will never end :'(

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Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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Ryo Bakura
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hallowe'en for kids - "My costume has to be cool." Hallowe'en for club 18-30 - "My costume has to be sexy." Hallowe'en for 30-45 - "You said I should dress up so it doesn't look weird when I take the kids trick-or-treating. You didn't say anything about not being allowed to wear glasses and a turtleneck, and go as Steve Jobs." "That's how you always dress, Darren."

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Savage Mom

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Savage Mom

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When Your Mom Roasts You

When Your Mom Roasts You

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My Sister Lost Her Phone At A Bar. This Is What My Mom Sent Her When She Asked For A Replacement

My Sister Lost Her Phone At A Bar. This Is What My Mom Sent Her When She Asked For A Replacement

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Chris
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if shes old enough to (legally) go to a bar,she has money to get a new phone,she is 21+,mom won't be around forever Edit:Okay if she is in collage,she would have some money set aside,I get collage is a lot of money,but going to a bar proves she has extra money,If it was in a place people go to everyday(walmart,for example) my phone doesn't have a password but my contact for my family and some of my friends has numbers,emails and addresses and depending when this happened you can do "find my phone" unless it was turned off and you could check the bar

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Roast Of The Year

Roast Of The Year

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Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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Enuya
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm the only one who doesn't find those "find-a-girlfriend" jokes funny? I understand that parents want us to have great personal life but having gf/bf really isn't the most important thing in life. You can feel satisfied and happy without being in a relationship. There are other ways to be happy. (And no, I don't say this because I'm lonely and bitter - I have a boyfriend but having him isn't a whole point of my life.)

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Girl Says She Hasn’t Had A Day Off In Weeks, Her Own Mom Calls Her Out For Just Taking A Week Long Trip To Disney World

Girl Says She Hasn’t Had A Day Off In Weeks, Her Own Mom Calls Her Out For Just Taking A Week Long Trip To Disney World

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Savage Mom

Savage Mom

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Not Quite Infinity
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're not gonna use it for the reason you think they're going to use it for ;)

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Apparently My Mom Isn't Excited That I'm Alive

Apparently My Mom Isn't Excited That I'm Alive

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Savage Mom

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She Schedules Out My Life And I'm Totally Ok With It

She Schedules Out My Life And I'm Totally Ok With It

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That Moment When Your Mom Is Savage

That Moment When Your Mom Is Savage

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